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I am actually about to attempt cooking bitter leaf soup for the first time in my life right now.

dayokanu: Chaircover, Don't let Sagamite come near your sister ooo. That ring he calls engagement ring is actually "touch and follow" ring dont let him hypnotize your sis.

The self acclaimed Babalawo who also comes from Ijebu-Sagamu. Koju ma ri bi, gbogbo ara logun e (For the eye not to see evil, the whole body must be at alert)

chaircover: Saggy, you mean all those arguments of yours about marriage/gold diggers and so on are null and void

Yes o!

If she says "Saga, enter kitchen go make me Ebiripo and Bitter leaf soup", I go say: "Yes, ma".

chaircover: Errmmmmmmm one small detail before we go to far o! My sis only travels business class

AHH! Gbese. (Red account)

chaircover: Dont mind that Dayo. He was chasing after my sister before before ooooo!


Saggy, you can have my sister instead jare. She is pepper hot hot hot . . . .Ask Jaybee. (eerrrm to the dirty minds, its not what you think)

Wa'shere! (You go do well)

Quality woman, quality sister.

I am going to get my engagement ring. All these dust I have been chatting is history.

dayokanu: You should know that Lepa is waiting for me (Ronke you embarrased me How can you type Lepa as leper-Person with leprosy)

Which State is she, Send my details to her. She would fall in love at first text

Nigger! It is like you are always hiding behind a door to snatch my meat.

Anytime we hear women, dayokanu can smell it from any thread he is on.

Unfortunately, the Oil Subsidy probe report is now more worthless than the paper it is printed on and should be binned INSTANTLY!

After patiently reading up on the scandals reports coming from left and right to know if a bribery took place or is it just that corruption is fighting back, if I was a lawyer to any company on that report, I would get charges against them discharged as easy as if I was spreading butter on bread.

The report is completely worthless now in a legal case considering the crook that led the probe.

This Lawan is as guilty as they can be and all the other members of the committee are cretins, no sane Judge should or can take their opinions seriously.

Here are the plain evidence of how Lawan is guilty.

- Zenon and others claim they do not take, and have never, taken subsidy money but yet ended on the list of companies accused.
- Otedola contacted SSS that Lawan is asking for bribe and they used marked money to catch the cretinous criminal.
- After taking the bribe, Lawan asks that Otedola's companies be removed from the list of companies by NASS.
- Lawan denied ever getting money from Otedola but changed his story the next day.

How are you going to use a report led and created by such a fraudulent man?

Any government trying to use this is full of cretins!

Throw it in the bin and start afresh. Give then mudafucker the maximum jail sentence for his crime.

ronkebp: I did not see any smile oooo, all i can see right now is your stomach....show me those smiles and i will make my conclusion.... you are also a dancer Nice move!!!!but until i see what steps you've gat, then we can seat and talk..

You know what?

Give me your junior sister's number and lets see how long before she calls you to say: "Sister mi, mo ti loyun o, mo fe fe bobo yin badly, I can't live without him. He is everything, I am so happy". (Aunty, I am pregnant, I want to marry this guy badly, I can't live ......)

TV01: Sorry for being a bit long-winded guys, but one of my stated goals on NL is to see Sagamite married well and in fine fashion !

Sagamite;

1. If one preaches marriage and cheats, such a one is a hypocrite. If one "sells" marriage and is an inverterate cheat, such a one is a fraud. If one preaches or sells marriages and makes a mistake. It happens, seek restoration and keep moving. Geddit?

Who said he preaches or sells marriage?

He preaches achievements.

TV01: 2. How would it benefit society at large, if every man just decided to opt for a life of "tapping ass"? For a start, what would become of the family order for raising well balanced children? Do you appreciate how fractious gender relationships would become?

Apart from the ridiculous impracticality of all men blah blah blah, what makes you think it is under only a "marriage" arrangement kids can be raised balancely. So kids raised by co-habiting parents are not balanced?

TV01: 3. When you get "married" you covenant/commit to sacrificially caring for your spouse. Otherwise it becomes a personal choice if/when/how you do this. The latter is optional, the former is a commitment - respopnsibility!

And your point is?

This like telling me some apples are red and some are green. Like telling me Beijing is the capital of China.

What I need to know is how is not willing to get married irresponsible? How not taking an option to marry denote someone is irresponsible.

TV01: 4. The surgeon and president are responsible professionally, but irresponsible to their families. The West African leader is irresponsible professionally and to society, even though he may be a good husband and father. Irresponsibility is not all or nothing, or necessarily based on one aspect.

So who is an unmarried man irresponsible to? Who does he owe a duty to that he is not undertaking for your like to label him irresponsible?

TV01: 5. Marriage is not a "man-made" instritution. Men have sought to re-engineer and/or pervert it. But the ideal remains unsullied. I never said enter into it purely on faith. I knew she was wife material after 1 date. I still did my due dilligence. And no, I don't know what the future holds, but I do know what we both committed to. And to Whom we commit ourselves.

No 1, who made marriage or how was marriage made?

No 2, do you want me to dig up the historical posts where you said people should enter based on faith, where you said your due diligence was based on one date and where you said based on your due diligence you know actions she would never take in the future? Do you? Do you want to waste my time digging it up or prefer to fess up?

No 3, if you are changing your tune, please entertain me by telling me what you think successgul marriage and the due diligence to achieve this success should be based on. What due diligence did you do before marrying your wife after a few short months?

TV01: 6. If you meet that "dream girl" harken to this; it won't be solely on "your terms", if you won't marry her someone else will!

Most likely "Hell fcking yeah". It just wouldn't be me.

If her terms (which I would also listen to) does not favour me or is not in my self-interest based on my rationality judgements, she can "bye, bye, odaabo". I am not a Real Man, I am the Ultimate Man. A real man might agree to whatever she says, an ultimate man is not scared of saying fck off when required.

TV01: 7. You regaled us with your sterling list of qualities and attributes. Are you saying you are not worthy of a committed long-term relationship where even more delightful offspring are raised? Or you think having a carousel of casual of relationships, where children may or may not be involved, and where you may or not be fully involved in their raising is altogether more worthy of what you have to offer?

Quit posturing dude, time is of the essence.

Best
TV

I am worthy of a good time and a happy life. Whatever framework provides that, based on the adjustment to dynamics I cannot control, I would choose.

One thing, for sure, I do not intend to do is to herd-mentally compromise my future happiness so I adhere to some societal and historical norms to please others.

Why? Because others and even those that have died are not intellectually at me level. They are not worthy of being at a level to judge me, I am the one that should be judging them.

How can I be worried about a judgement of a foool that says you don't become a big boy until you marry. I am way too fcking smart to be worried about such a person's judgement of my actions.

Baba God is the one that gave me the fine brain noni.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Sagamite,

So I'm queensmith's dowry collector on NL.

Our culture begs that you have to consult the mother (Busy_Body ) and Father (OAM4J) before you start winking her way. . . . you've already broken that rule.

For the viewers, this is not a real fight, just lovers' dispute.[/quote]I would rather .......

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Miss World and Miss Universe would be cancelled because all fine girls will go on strike for you guys letting the finest man in the world be tortured.

My Babalawo would be publicly hanged by the Fine Spinsters' Association of West Africa after the waited years patiently for me to decide to marry.

You guys be careful what you say. You don't want a chaotic world.

queensmith: Listen to yourself, words of madness!

You obviously havent taken a long hard look at yourself in the mirror,

buahahahahaha, is that sagamute- the mofo is hulluva ugly u can tell without even seeing his face!He even respects himself enough not to show his pig face on this forum. he knows the mere sight of him will chase everyone away!

Look at this troll faced f00l bouncing up and down calling people fat! Are you skinny?

I should have known, dude has bigger bosoms than me!

waste man!

Look at how he's dressed! what a tramp

Its definitely true what they say- ugly mothafockers make the loudest noise! HA!

I am simply handsome, cookie monster.

I have had my face several times on NL that is why some girls call me the Jedi Knight.

Now show us your blubber that you were saying "even fat girls get men being attracted to them".

Guys, get ready to vomit your breakfast.

horlabiyi: Nairaland is becoming useless everyday. Why do you need to bring this kinda topic to the front page.

What a moronic point.

You think many of the young Nigerians that visit NL are not interested in this story?

Bump!

chic2pimp: Oya Fess up how many "those things" on that are you guilty off?


Abi ooo. Don't worry they'll soon learn that Being Real Men is not the way forward.
You get p..i.m.p too? ...No wahala sha i'm ready to take up that challenge.
How do I get through to him?


A friend of mine had to learn and understand the way. Not that I did not warn him.I did but he failed to listen.
Simply told him to suck it up like the Real Man he was and move on.


Ofcourse they don't want Real Men. They might think they really don't.
What they actually want are men that are "Fit 4 purpose". Basically let them eat their cake and have it too
Unfortunately for these sorts of men, they have their life span and will be discarded as soon as they have served their purpose.
Real Men in the other words means zombie

They might actual stick with the Real Man for the stability and security they offer but come to the non-Real Man for action on the side.

Here is what happened with another friend about 4 months ago:

I was at his place and he was showing me some pix on his facebook of some party because I am not on FB. He then started showing me pix of girls he was seeing or activating.

He now showed me a girl and said "you know her, right". I did not recognise her and said "No".

He said "That is Merit, she is Hungarian and I used to date her back when we were in Uni and bring her to your house when you were living at X place in London". I said "Nigga, the name sounds familiar but you used to bring a lot of chics men, I have lost count".

He said, "she was the one I brought once to your place and by the time we decided to leave, they had locked your communal car park. Instead of leaving we went in the car and steamed it up before coming back upstairs". I laughed and said "I remember that".

I asked whatsup with her, is she now married. He said she is back in her country, she is not married but she is in a long term relationship with her boyfriend of 6 years. She said he is a very nice guy but she is telling my friend that she is coming on holiday to London and that they should meet up. I said ok, she wants to hang. He looked at me like "Are you that naive" and we started laughing together. He said no, she is becoming suggestive and obviously wants to more than hang out. She finds her guy nice but she said she is very bored. She does not need to say much as they understand each other and she is already saying how excited she would be to meet him. He is definitely not what you call boring.

Women don't cheat you know. Real Men would even lecture you on that.

shymmex: This is my post again, you fool!

^^^^Those were my exact words!

Those are your edited words, loser.

chic2pimp: Classic!!!
They will probably all have their own bits of the side anyways.

Sharp dude .....Yep she has her bit on the side like I thought.
It takes a "Fake Man" who has been in the game for quite a while to know this tell tell signs.
Ofcourse they are not stupid.....They know exactly what thwy are doing

There are things a woman does that will make you know if she in interested in you or cares about you so you know the appropraite response to give her or how to treat her. The guy knew.

I have always told guys, if you are chatting a girl up and you ask about her including her name and she never asks for your name within the first 5mins of asking for hers, sack her. She is a waste of time.

When a woman likes you, she would show it. If she likes you and does not show it, she is either immature or psychologically under-developed. Find something better to do with your precious time.

shymmex: ^^^How old are you again?

Old enough not to claim a girl following my posts on NL has a hots for me.

I was with my homeboys for a house party last week and I was asking one of them about his Eastern European girl he has been seeing for a year. Quite HOT girl. He said she was still there.

He said anytime he calls her she comes over.

I asked if she was his girlfriend.

He said all the girls he is tapping concurrently call themselves his girlfriend, but that is their opinion.

As I have not seen his so-called girlfriend for over 3 months, I asked how does he do it that this girl is not always on his case and Man Marking him close so he can not move.

He said " Do you think she is stewpid. She is most likely doing her own shyt on the side. These girls are not dumb. It is a game and we are all playing it. Lets all play. I am in it for the sh[i]ag[/i]ging."

I was laughing my head off. Utterly crazy guy.

ijebabe: Lol @ bolded. So what we give the wrong number? We say no you won't leave, oya take number na! arindin oshi

So what, we go to a party with you and collect another girl’s number.

Please enjoy the game and stop throwing insults when you lose.

michelin89: Still think so. and no, i'm not so insecure to dedicate my time energy and body satisfying a man. i also believe in edonism. sex is not a man's thing.

I am not indicating what you would do. I am stating the thought process of generic groups.

Women tend to feel they are doing guys a favour when they open their legs and he should be grateful.

Men tend to feel they are doing girls a favour when they marry them and she should be grateful.

I see nothing wrong with both. At different stages one gender has more interactive power than the next. Fact of life.

ijebabe: Majority of the women on this forum are from where exactly?
Anyway I've said my piece with regards to the topic.

So when we come on NL and say women are more emotional than men, we mean only Naija women?

So when we come on NL and say women have nice figures, we mean only Naija women?

chic2pimp: I've learnt to take it with a pinch of salt really.

Abeg there is no bashing here. We are only stating Facts. Most girls are guilty of at the very 3 if not 5 of the points on that list.
And as you noted in your post you are guilty of 1 and 2(possibly more).

Even "Awon Boyz" once fell for a couple of em' before we stopped being "REAL MEN".....Now nah arsehole,Jerk et al dem dey call us

Well done, bruv. It is good to see niggas with like minds and that understand what is needed to get what is wanted.

Real man my arse. Let niggas that feed on that be women's mugu. I came to this world to enjoy my life, not to slave for any woman to enjoy her life and give me a pat on the back for being her rules abiding mugu.

chic2pimp: The Unfortunate thing is that the set of dudes most likely to fall for all of the above are the ones that have been artificially labelled " MUGUS MEN REAL MEN"..........Real Men Indeed!!!

Abi o!

ijebabe: Sigh! The bashing never ends and yet they spend their time looking for the one to marry. Since 9ja girls are so evil then don't bother with them anymore and start dating men. I'm sure they can never be guilty of such evils, just check out their track record

@topic, i'm guilty of 1 and 2 and have no regrets

Where did you see the thread refer to Naija girls only?

michelin89: I don't want to argue. so carry go.

Actually one of your posts I remember you for was one time when you were whining about how you hate guys thinking they are doing a women a favour by marrying them.

You said it with so much anger.

But I bet you see nothing wrong when women are thinking they are doing men a favour by having sex with them.

ronkebp: ^^^^^^ sHUUUUU...MR. value...

Coming back to that value thing, have you seen the smile I can produce with the ponmo lips?

Do you think any woman can resist my yoruba ad libs to and translation of western music without dying of laughter?

That is before I burst my silly dances moves with funny facial expressions. She would be begging me to go to the altar sharp sharp.

Kai! You no know nothing about value jor.