₦airaland Forum

SilentQueen:
90% of Nigerians are not happy with where they are working presently

Some are just pretending

So true, some are patiently waiting for a breakthrough

eme2015:
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Graduate internship program in an academic environment

Send your letter of motivation alongside your cv to this email
Youngengineersph@gmail.com

Nice initiative but you did not include the following:
1. The Profession or Field of study/area of specialization.
2. The location of the organization
3. The age limit for prospective interns

Is it located in Port Harcourt?
I await your reply

An interesting story

Where is our nairaland chefs?
Pocohantas
Chairlady

We want to see delicious delicacies.

So tragic
R.I.P

seanfer:
Wike already picked those that will be on the ballot for PDP in Rivers State.
And he will be shouting that APC is not democratic. I just pray he impose Austin Opara or Emma Woke on the PDP as state Governor candidate. That will make it easy for the APC to win the state.

Wike will be taken by surprise
We have wait for so long
Come 2023 we will vote a Riverine candidate.
Riverine 2023

Tutudesz come and see
Obaresi is ready

One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain.
@Ishilove, how do you feel when you listen to "one of us" by Abba?
How do you feel when you listen to Johnny Nash songs?

Utanisco:
Please if you need any form of errand around uyo metropolis in akwa ibom state ,im in

Special asistant and helper
Caretaker and PA

Contact
09065957319
Dan

Go to Post office (NIPOST) at Ibom plaza off barracks road. They post job vacancies there.
Or
Go to maxxia recruitment agency off Ikot Ekpene road. They will demand money for registration as they are job agents.

ceaser:
Even Tupac himself sang that "Life goes on". But Jada Pinkett Smith seems to find it hard to move on after the exit of 2pac from her life and later his exit from the world.

She held tightly onto the memories of a man she was once close to, and probably loved. And to what end?

The downside to this is that she probably pictures 2pac in her mind every time she is with Will Smith who unfortunately got married to an unwilling soul in Jada Pinkett. And in order for Will to cement this relationship and fight to keep his family, he was forced to do things out of the ordinary and as expected of a reasonable man. Unfortunately, the woman and the soul in Jada Pinkett seem not to see this nor appreciate it.

The latest series in Smith's fight for survival was the Oscar award public assault stunt he pulled on Chris Rock "in defence of his wife" which sadly is turning to be the grave of his career.

Tupac shakur was the real MVP
But Jada should have moved on by now
I feel for will smith, sorry Tupac is irreplaceable.

ruggedtimi:
Tonye Cole na him PA?

He is seeking for the party's governorship ticket.
It is time for the Riverine to be in power
Riverine 2023.
#We Rise

harrend:
Also whats even the difference between coding and programming?
Pls help a friend..

There are various institutes, you can learn it in port Harcourt depending on your financial budget and location.
You can visit
NIIT in D/line
Loctech, before first artillery junction.
Rivers ICT hub opposite pleasure park

CRA 2023

riversstaterep:
Rivers Needs An Ijaw Governor Not Just A Riverine Person – Tonye Princewill

A chieftain of the All Progressives Congress in Rivers State, Tonye Princewill has said only Rivers governor of Ijaw extraction can develop the marginalized riverine parts of the state.

Click the link below to read full story
https://www.riversstatereporters.com/2022/04/rivers-needs-ijaw-governor-tonye-princewill.html
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Well said
Riverine 2023

Chopchopfine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvwiOS_byVg

@Ishilove I know you will prefer Fufu. Where is Kwin Pocohantas nwannem? Our Nairaland chef.

AnonPoet:
Leading PDP gubernatorial aspirant In Ogun state has reacted to Oyo State's Governor Seyi Makinde's declaration for a second term

It read

The pacesetter GSM is working.

cocolacec:
Sule Lamido

Sule lamido will win the senatorial election but I can't really predict the success of his sons' governorship and HOR ambition.

benjamineyoh:
Vocational Education has proven over the years to be the backbone and driving force of the economy of any state and country as it provides the skills, trainings, knowledge and produces competent people capable of producing and using technology for industrial and economic development.

However, very few tertiary institutions across Nigeria offer students the opportunity to gain these useful skills and competence.

It is in light of the above and a commitment to provide top notch academic and technical trainings for the advancement of vocational education that [url]Ibom Metropolitan Polytechnic[/url] was established.

Driven by the desire to groom highly skilled and competent graduates, the polytechnic places a 40% focus on theories and a 60% focus on practical trainings in all it’s courses to produce the most sophisticated manpower needed for global employment in the engineering and management fields.

The Polytechnic, after satisfying all requirements by the National Board for Technical Education (NBTE), secured accreditation for all it’s courses in 2021 and it is also an approved centre for City and Guilds which is the United Kingdom’s leading vocational school offering training and certification courses in Health, Petroleum, Engineering and Management fields.

Located in the heart of Uyo, Akwa Ibom State, Ibom Metropolitan Polytechnic sits on more than 10 hectares of land behind the state secretariat and boasts of modern workshops and equipments for all it’s engineering courses, adequate infrastructures, spacious and conducive environment, well equiped laboratories and up-to-date gadgets to enhance learning and research.

Programmes And Certifications.
IMP offers full time and part time ND, HND, City & Guilds certification and degree in Engineering, Sciences, Social Sciences and Management programmes. Upon graduation, students of the Polytechnic are also mobilized for the compulsory one year National Youth Service programme.

Admission Into IMP.
Candidates seeking admission into different programmes of the institution must obtain five (5) credits in mathematics, English and other subjects relevant to their preferred course of study in not more than two (2) sittings.

https://ibomgistgazette.com.ng/ibom-metropolitan-polytechnic-the-revolution-of-vocational-education-in-nigeria/

I remember this school back then in Uyo.
It is located off IBB way.
There is a road that lead to PHCN office which is close to Idongesit Nkanga secretariat.
Kudos to the institution management.

Englishisamust:
Femi otedola oyo
Mike adenuga oyo
Angelique kidjo oyo


Why are great people associated with oyo?

They are pacesetters
I served in Oyo state.
Asiwaju ni wa

Btw, Michael Otedola is from Epe in Lagos. He is not from Oyo state.

Kinematics:
So because he is Tien Jack Rich he is not a Nigerian?

I am shocked that some Nigerians don't know him.
He is from Kula here in Rivers state.
An oil magnate
A silent achiever
A kalabari-Ijaw man
#We Rise

Amb1045:
During the Nigeria-Biafra civil war, many Igbo people fled other parts of the country for the East because they were being killed and massacred wantonly and the government was doing nothing about it.

Many abandoned their homes, properties and businesses for safety. Of them, was a young Igbo architect who had a young Yoruba banker as a neighbour in Apapa, Lagos. He also abandoned his home and with his family fled for the East.

However, the young Yoruba banker, while the war lasted, rented out his neighbour's house and kept every kobo for him while he was in the East. After the war, the Igbo architect returned to Lagos and the Yoruba banker handed over the entire proceeds of the rent and also the house to the Igbo architect.

Some few years later, the Igbo architect became the Vice President of Nigeria and the Yoruba banker established a commercial bank, the first by a private citizen in the country's history.

However, he could not get a license to begin banking operations. Many people were against him because it was unheard of at the time.

At this time, the banker remembered his neighbour who was now the Vice President and tracked him to the Christ Church Cathedral, Marina, Lagos on a particular Sunday. He had tried to get appointment to see him in his office but without success.

He and his wife then decided to go lay ambush for him in Church but the security men did not allow them. They then decided to sit by the pew close to the aisle to beat the security in the hope that the Vice President would see them while he walked to the front row. Yet, he still didn't see them.

After the church program they positioned that he will see them on his way out. However, the people following him out and security blocked his view. That was when the banker's wife decided to take a risk and like the woman with the issue of blood, she pulled the Vice President's cloth to get his attention who then turned and saw his old friend.

The young banker then narrated his plight and told the Vice President how he had tried to see him and what he needed to see him for. He told him about his application for a bank licence.

“Don’t worry yourself. Just come tomorrow at the Federal Executive Council meeting which I would preside because President Shehu Shagari would not be there,'' the Vice President assured him.

By 3.00pm the next day, the Finance Minister called the banker on phone that his licence was ready. The rest they say is history.

That young banker was Otunba Michael Olasubomi Balogun while the architect in this narrative was one of Africa’s Elder statesmen and former Vice President of the Republic of Nigeria, late Dr. Alex Ekwueme. The bank is what is now First City Monument Bank.

- One good turn truly deserves another.

- It is good to love our neighbours as ourselves, and importantly - Honesty pays.

https://m./117080885033212/permalink/7081079108633320/

Quite inspiring
Indeed, one good turn deserves another

Islie:
https://punchng.com/aibom-man-remanded-for-calling-governor-sex-maniac/

Where is that Udom hypeman called Illaumoh aka Hunchogee aka Akanakpanika?
They say your paymaster is a "sexmaniac".
Quite hilarious

lalasticlala:
My wife and I welcomed our second child this morning, a baby boy. We thank God for safe delivery.

Congrats Lalasticlala
Iya basira, bring two plates of snake pepper soup and two bottles of Legend stout.

Fidinno:
Meaning to what Amaechi was saying;

1. He is now bigger than Rivers Politics

2. He has people in River state to deal with Wike

3. "When we reach the bridge we’ll cross it meaning"
When the right time comes, he will be coming back to reclaim his State

4. His investment is in Abuja, meaning he has his eyes on the presidency

You know what's up
Amaechi is just being sarcastic about it
Amaechi is the MVP

lalasticlala:
Banky W. Turns 41 Today.



https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banky_W.

Happy Birthday Banky W

Gracedavid125:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKh76Vg4bWc

Nigerian Grammy award winner, Burna Boy has affirmed that his colleagues, Wizkid and Davido who are among Africa’s richest musicians are not richer than him.
Burna Boy’s assertion follows an early tweet where he claimed he is the highest paid artiste in the history of African music.

In a tweet, the Grammy winner had wrote:


https://mobile.twitter.com/burnaboy/status/1507543896280207365

Unnecessary bragging and that ain't true also.
Kwin Pocohantas, do you believe your crush?

Really?
Kinematics, come and see.

oenamaus1:
Good evening dear all, I am a guy around 30years, learnt draftsmanship and then went ahead to obtain a Diploma in Architectural technology.
I have been practicing for years now and I must say I'm good at what I do,at least I make money from the drawings, building executions and supervisions. I have read countless times how lucrative and the prospect coding and programming comes with in this age.
The question is, I have obtained the HND form of Federal polytechnic Ado but there's this program I registered for online and I have been selected out many appliccants to be part of the 50 persons that would be trained for 4 months for 7 days a week,(Monday to Wednesday virtual classes and Thursday to Sunday physical classes)
note: this comes with stipends but the bone of contention is once given admission for HND it would be upheaval to run such a program with my academics because Architecture itself comes with lots of commitments.
Extra.. During my ND days, I couldn't keep a girlfriend because Architecture no be your mate, outta about 120 of us, we had just 6 females and many didn't graduate with us because of their complacency.
Please i could make use of advices.

It is just 4 months, so go for the coding program then later go for the HND
Or
You can run both programs

Don't lose sight of your self development

PressMyButton:
Agbo will help boost fertility in Alaigbo. The infertility rate in iboland is ridiculously high, leading to the prevalence in child kidnapping and baby factories. We hope Agbo will help boost their impotent men and infertile women so that our kids from other regions will be able to walk freely without any fear of being kidnapped, sold off and renamed an ibo name.

https://www.nairaland.com/6359454/seven-kidnapped-children-kano-found

https://www.nairaland.com/5127845/police-burst-child-stealing-syndicate-ogun

So hilarious

Heroicvic:
hi nairalanders
I'm 23 yrs with huge body structure, am i too old for higher institution of learning preferably university ?
I left secondary school 6 years ago but couldn't futher due to the kind of family I came from
I had to hustle for myself and I'm 23 yrs now
Am I too old for university? Won't I be mocked? Not all of us can handle mockery as I'm an semi introvert

No, you ain't too old
Just keep your head down and study hard
Your time and others timing is not the same. In the university, you will see grandpas and grandmas studying for their first degree.
Don't let anyone make you feel inferior.