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tensazangetsu20:
True, I am shocked when I saw people saying Nigeria is better than Argentina. I have Argentine friends and you can't even compare. I live in Chile which is very developed and clean and Argentina is a much more developed country than even Chile. Chileans just gained access to travel to america visa free in 2014. Argentines had that privilege in 1997 but they abused it and it got cancelled but they got it even before a lot of European countries. Argentina is not a joke at all.

Give us Gist about Brazil, biko.
Nigerians rarely go to Argentina, maybe the Argentines are not hospitable towards blacks.

LeeSmart:
Those people never close their portal?

Yes, it's closed. Waiting for the next info from them. I'm in PH Any link/connection? Any link

Mikuni:
When I look at the married men around me, I no longer see the need of having a wife.

I discovered something shocking, a few months ago:

Most men die before their wives, and most likely before their children finish university education. Look at your dad's friends, how many of them are still alive to enjoy the fruits of their parental labour?

Before marriage, you go through a lot of stress in choosing the right woman (God help you, if she's not greedy and demanding) you spend a fortune on marriage, only to be 'eating' one type of food till you die. If you're not careful, you go beg for sex tire. You think I'm lying? Ask my neighbor who begs to put the tip of his toothpick inside his wife for just a minute.

Now, you're married, you must provide for the rent, bills, school fees, in-law expenses etc
You must not forget to keep extra savings for health issues for cases like complications in child delivery, antenatal care, naming ceremony, baby materials, clothings etc

If you're unlucky to find yourself in financial difficulty after marriage, pray your wife is the understanding type, else you'd deal with a nagging woman, the type King Solomon told us to avoid staying in the same house with, and rather hide on your rooftop.

If your woman is easily driven to anger, and not rational in thinking, you're in serious trouble. You may end up being stabbed or poisoned. A lot of men have died this way.

So dear men, why waste your time and money? Be smart!

I leave you with this Bible passage: "Wealth and riches are inherited from parents, but a good wife comes only from the Lord."

In chike's voice "E dey hard to find, them no dey see am for road...."

LeeSmart:
May the forces be with you, sir.

Sir, do you have any link in FFS?

Oracleee:
For me. It's even the double lifestyle of most married folks. My guys will be like go and marry.... Yet when we meet to relax in lounge it's with different ladies their wives must not know about. Why the double standard. The same you who will complain in lounge about your wife giving you issue and how you are tired will still tell me moments after to find one and do. As in isn't it big time double standard? So I should find one and do and end up miserable like y'all.......... I'm enjoying single hood. I have a lady abroad and I'm still double thinking on her. The peace of leaving my home and meeting it in the same tidy and perfect way is just it for me. The fact I don't have to lie to any body on where my location is or hide a lady in an hotel or guest home perhaps studio apartment is alot to enjoy.


As of yesterday I paid a very beautiful young lady to keep me company and she really gave me the best of the best. It's transactional and just perfect. I'm not even worried about bills of in-laws or nagging from anyone. Even my lady abrosd once she gives attitude most times I press the red button on my phone. I hate stress and everything that with affect mental health is tantamount to destroying me.


Marriage is great in books, fictions and movie roles. The goodness is a mirage in real life. It's about bills, more bills, pay more bills or u quit, pay more bills and beg to enjoy what you paid for. I give up jare

Really?

Angelfrost:
Porto go collect wotowoto for return leg...!

yes ooooo
Arsenal will whitewash/thrash Porto

Arsenal is winning COYG

Thermythorpe:
I have

Baba God, pick my call

Don't give up Ore mi
Oluwa will pick your call
This time will pass.

[quote author= post=128629260]HERBERT Wigwe, The Chief Executive Officer of Access Holdings Plc, and two other members of his family tragically died in a fatal helicopter crash near the California-Nevada border recently.

Plans to honour the lives of Herbert Wigwe (1966 – 2024), his wife and son and span from March 4 to March 10, 2024, as detailed in a schedule obtained by BusinessDay.

The somber events include various ceremonies and services to pay tribute to the departed souls.

Monday, March 4, 2024 marks the Bankers Committee's Celebration of Herbert, followed by a Service of Songs for Chizzy

On Tuesday morning, March 5, 2024 and another Service of Songs for the deceased Wigwes in the evening of the same day.

On Wednesday March 6, from 11:00 am to 3:00 pm, a commemoration event will celebrate Herbert's impactful contributions in the Social Impact Space, followed by an Evening Service of Songs for Herbert at Redeemed Christian Church, City of David Parish.

Thursday, March 7 is dedicated to a Service of Songs at Herbert's Dad's parish, along with the somber tasks of traveling to PH for Chizzy's funeral service and interment, as well as holding Service of Songs for Herbert and his wife.

According to the schedule, Friday, March 8 is designated for the final farewell, with Funeral services and interments planned for both Herbert & Mrs. Wigwe.

Saturday, March 9 will be a day to receive guests, while Sunday, March 10 will culminate in a Thanksgiving Service to honor the lives and legacies of the departed.

Herbert Onyewumbu Wigwe, a revered Nigerian banker and entrepreneur, passed away at the age of 57. As the CEO of Access Holdings Plc and former Group Managing Director/CEO of Access Bank Plc, his leadership transformed a small commercial bank into a global financial institution.

Born on August 15, 1966, to Ikwerre parents from Omueke Isiokpo in Rivers State, Herbert attended St. Gregory's College in Lagos for his secondary education. He later graduated with a degree in accountancy from the University of Nigeria, Nsukka, in 1987. Herbert Wigwe's legacy encompasses not only his professional achievements but also his philanthropy and visionary leadership.

Source: https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/businessday-access-banks-herbert-wigwe-wife-sons-funeral-to-hold-march-4--10-2024-302070030.html[/quote]one of Rivers' finest banker
Adieu wene badu

Gistmedia10:
A shocking incident has left Edo State in disbelief, as 19-year-old Izekor Victory is on the run after a violent attack on her boyfriend. The town is buzzing with the news of this dramatic event.

Rumors suggest that their relationship was troubled because of suspicions of infidelity. Things reached a breaking point with a loud argument, and then things turned violent.

Driven by jealousy, Victory allegedly stabbed her boyfriend many times, causing serious injuries. People are shocked at the severity of the attack and are hoping for the boyfriend's recovery.

After the attack, Victory ran away. Now, the police are trying to find her. Izekor Victory, a 19-year-old female student of Auchi Polytechnic, Edo State.

So sad 😔

Kuginzi:
.https://www.channelstv.com/2024/02/23/pdp-will-lose-edo-state-if-they-dont-accept-me-as-candidate-shaibu/

shauibu should rest
its Edo central turn
Ighodalo for Governor
Esan lo kun

thesicilian:
What kind of eulogy is this one again. Instead of focusing attention on the virtues and qualities of the dead man, she's trying to make it all about herself.

Imagine that
@DissTroy your stance on Betty and Unoma is true.

Standstrong:
God help us o. This is choking and deadly.

Hungry Man was never more than N150 before the arrival of APC. This morning, it's N800 in my local shop.

What have we done to deserve this?

wahala in Agbado kingdom

Finally, Ekpeye land will be free from 2baba criminal activities.

Iampromoted:
Edo Central not Delta Central.

yes, I mean Edo central its a typo error

gasparpisciotta:
This is another opportunity for APC to wrestle power in EDO, or for PDP to retain power probably an opportunity for Labor party.

Alas! Selfishness will not allow them elect the best candidates

It's Edo central turn
Ighodalo is coming
Esan lo kun

Jewessgratitud3:
Why won't they be short of teachers when they pay peanut out of the millions they are making?

You'll see a school charging 50k on the average per child with a population of 100 or more pupils paying teachers 25k. Isn't that wickedness? And you expect such a person to continue working the millions for you while you and your family keep enjoying the money.

I tell you a real life story.

Before I never knew this mushroom private schools make hell of money until my experience with one.


This woman will always cry that the school is small that we should bear with her . When the school starts growing in number she'll do something about the pay..

One year down the line the number increased and she did an increment on her school fees. I approached her afterwards and tried to remind her of her promise to do something about our charges ( cos I'm on part-time arrangements). This woman turned to lion and tolde she can't do anything that in fact I'm earning higher than her full time teachers and she has not done anything for her teachers. I tried to let her know this was not our agreement but she turned deaf ears. Well.. since I have other schools that were paying well, I said let me calm down and see what will happen. That year she sent her son to Ukraine, this Someone who claims no money. The school kept increasing. She sent her two other children to a private university. Hmmm . Meanwhile her full time teachers were collecting 10k. Three years down the line, she still refused to do something about my charges. By then I had gotten better schools and was just using hers to rest. You know.. because I've been long with them, the school was already established in my subject, so I hardly do much or stress myself explaining for too long before they grab. Though I was not happy.

Four years down the line for the son in Ukraine to graduate, his school was bombed down. You guys know that university in Ukraine that got bombed during Russia and Ukrain war, that's the school the son was attending. She was crying and panicking that day and said she didn't know where the son ran to that he just sent the pics of the school and since then she has not heard from him that students are running all over the place while some are being evacuated by security men but that she doesn't even know where the son was. I was just consoling her that day. I saw the video of the school her son sent her burning.

All their computers, results and everything got burnt in that blast. The son was later evacuated to another neighboring Country with other students and had to start afresh because news went round then that since they lost their records and all in the fire, the school can't graduate anyone because no data to work with or determine who's due for graduation.

Now what am I trying to say, this woman used the sweat of her teachers to send the boy abroad to school in one of the most expensive universities in Ukraine while paying her teachers then, 10k as salary and always complaining school is not making money. Her other children are in private universities and till today she's still complains of no money just to avoid increasing salaries. Though according to the only teacher remaining there, I heard she has increased it to 25k now while she added a miserable 5k to mine claiming my charges has always been to high from the beginning. Now she has only two teachers left. She will interview new ones only for them not to resume the day they're supposed to.

Tell me why teachers will not leave.

what a sad story
The sad reality

Lordofalmajiri:

The lady obviously doesn't respect him or she's just for the street... A good woman with high moral will definitely turn down omalay. As a guy you should look way beyond Beauty and big ynash wen searching for a partner....
I think he dodged a bullet . !

You are right, she disrespected her Boyfriend who took her to the show as couples.

Caramia2020:
Both sides should be fully engaged because it takes two to scale through Tinubulation.

so true

wahala in this Agbado kingdom

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
Nice one
Congratulations our next governor

Lets give esan a chance

It is time for the esan to rule

I'm a bini. father bini mother bini

But as a real niggar Let us give it to esan

That stupid marginalisation Nigeria is doing at the national level we won't do it here in Edo state

it's Edo central turn
Ighodalo for Governor.
Esan lo kun

bb030:
Good morning Nairalanders
Please I seriously need advice or the way forward. I am a HND holder, I studied science Laboratory Technology ( Microbiology option) with no job at the moment.

I want to further more, but the issue is that I don't know which course to go for. I want to go for any health related course that can fetch work after study. A course that can get me
300 level in any school within using my hnd certificate.

Or should I go for my pgd and which course should I go for. Please your advices and suggestions are needed cos I'm confused.

Thank you.

Apply for Nursing in the University via Direct entry, if admitted you will be in 200 level(its a 5 years course).
Let medical lab science be your second option after Nursing.

Parydelegate:
Okay
All Promises Cancelled
Denco taught he has won....dem don declare the primaries inconclusive.
Na wa o
I hope PDP learns from this when they do their primaries on tomorrow.
PS vs AI

Yes oooo Asue Ighodalo will clinch the PDP ticket. Esan lo kun

princessyere1:
Lol you are ijaw?

yes

Localemperor:
You have N1000 to create the perfect woman

Big Breasts = N500
Faithful= N300
Intelligence = N500
Beauty = N200
Godly= N300
Respectful= N300
Big Ass= N500
Good In Bed= N200
Good Cook = N200
Funny= N300

Let us see what guys will choose. No chance for loan.

I am sapiosexual so may choice is
Intelligence - #500
Faithful- #300
Beauty- #200

Feintline:
Tinubu do this one.

After getting 50 lashes of cane for 1 little loaf of bread, yarimo cilicmarin, obiedun, seunmsg and others will jump out on line singing ragge

lol
agbado kingdom

A powerful sermon

frankson1:
A state governor will bring up a dumb idea, the indigens and party supporters will applaud it as the best thing but curse and abuse another dumb idea a governor from another state, region or party.

Akwa Ibom state is the centre for world's keke and mini bus drivers. No jobs even with the audio factories I've been reading online.

I expected the governor to create jobs by opening factories, empower artisans, attract investors so there can be job opportunities.

This "Happy Hour" governor wants to keep giving the people fish as against teaching/showing them how to fish.


NIGERIANS ARE NOT LAZY. THE LEADERS ARE.

Really?

being:
Trust God
Pay tithes as income comes in.
MAKE SURE you find a way of learning programming or graphics design or UIUX-- I mean u did CSC.. Find someone to give u old but working laptop. If it so bad u can't get around u, I'm sure if u beg for an old working laptop here on nairaland, someone will give u.
U also did Stats, u should be able to teach maths. Do home lessons to keep body and soul together while u learn a tech skill.

@OP this is a good advice

Spuggie:
Abou Diaby's case is a sad story.
Amazing guy with unbelievable talent
Amazing stuff

wenger signed him to replace the former Arsenal captain, Patrick vieira. Injuries ruined Diaby's career.

obembet:
Source: allfooball

So true, De Lima Ronaldo was the best striker in his era. Long term injuries slowed down his football potentials.

Browndiary:
Press Release

Akwa Ibom State Governor, Pastor Umo Eno, true to his people -centric ways and commitment to seeing to the amelioration of the plight of the people has stated that the Bill for the establishment of the State Bulk Purchasing Agency, which is currently in the House of Assembly, is meant to ensure that the price of staple food items are within the reach of the people.

“We will buy the food items in bulk and ensure that they are made available to our people at relatively lower prices. The process will be transparent.

“I want to thank the House of Assembly for the expeditious manner this Bill is being treated. I want to assure our people that we feel their pain and are working hard to ensure that food security for our people is guaranteed.

“ That’s why they voted for me overwhelmingly and as you know, I came from this stock and I feel their pain completely.

“ I appeal to our people to exercise patience while the House of Assembly is working to pass the Bill, which would be immediately signed into law by me” the Governor had stated while fielding questions from Government House Correspondents.

Ekerete Udoh
Chief Press Secretary to the Governor
February 19, 2024

Good move

kcowen:
Na the resilience spirit in us dey survive

that's it, the resilient spirit.
Hard times in Agbado kingdom