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Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Am In Depression, Please Advise by SageMK: 2:34pm On May 23, 2019
It's never too late to start.
Don't wait for someone to employ you.

I am not advocating that you drop your degree.
But it's time to look for something and start.
If you invest your all, it'll blossom.

Don't be in a hurry to marry and have kids without any financial security because the way you rush in, that's how you'll rush out. Build something first & they'll come.
FamilyRe: Twitter Reacts As Father Did This To His Son by SageMK:
Experience is the best teacher.
Even though that's no guarantee he'll learn.

Anyway, it's a good action taken by the dad compared to our African parents that only understand using koboko.
RomanceRe: Is It Wrong If I Date Her Friend? by SageMK:
Don't underestimate what you are walking into.

If you decide to date her friend while leaving things vague between you two, you'll only end up digging your own grave & the together with her friend, they'll bury you.

If you love her friend, fine go for her.
But make things crystal clear to avoid stories that touch.
RomanceRe: Cheated When Drunk With My Ex. Need Advice! by SageMK: 11:55am On May 23, 2019
Let her hear it from your own mouth instead of your ex.

Even though your actions weren't premeditated, being drunk is no excuse to cheat. Hope she does you both a favor and break things. If she doesn't, learn from this.
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Body-shames Man She Saw Peeing On The Road by SageMK: 10:51am On May 23, 2019
Imagine if the roles were reversed, and it's a man now ranting online about how he saw a woman peeing and thus yelled at her that he saw her bore hole vagina.

I know alot of people will tag him a pervert, and even report his account. But being that it's a woman, she'll get away with it like they always do. So insensitive. sad

A decent woman will mind her business.

But a frustrated feminist will this opportunity to see a man's willy and use that mental picture to ease off later.
SportsRe: Nigerians Blast NFF And U20 Team For Overaged Players by SageMK:
RomanceRe: I love her but I'm scared. Pls help by SageMK: 9:09am On May 23, 2019
Your title says you are sacred. What are you scared of?

Seems like you are bottling up your true intentions. You want to be with her yet you are scared of the unknown.

You are scared of her rejecting you if you open up your feelings so you talk nonsense in the name of keeping her company and gisting. Well done Time keeper. undecided

If you don't want her to forget you, then let her know what you want. Start stealing kisses & pressing boobs.

If you bottle up, you'll lose just like Barca did against Liverpool after playing it safe. She'll friendzone your ass.
PoliticsRe: '‘thank You For Not Converting Me To Islam'' - Rotimi Amaechi Tells Buhari by SageMK: 8:47am On May 23, 2019
Asślicking on a whole new level.
RomanceRe: Can You Allow Your Bae To Use Your Toothbrush? by SageMK: 8:45am On May 23, 2019
I'll allow it. However that toothbrush will be blacklisted.

Thinking about it, it's funny that a lot of couples have no qualms engaging in oralsex but can't share a toothbrush.
TravelRe: Let's Pray Your Car Won't Break Down In These 5 Dangerous Places In Nigeria by SageMK: 8:19am On May 23, 2019
Enugu is so developed that it appears twice on the list.
RomanceRe: Bohairs: Lady Who Shakes Bum Bum On Instagram Becomes Landlord In Lagos by SageMK:
There's a thin line between what she do and what athletes do — Both are putting their muscles to work.

That's hard work. Argue with your keyboard. grin

Anyways, twerking alone on IG cannot build a house.
But twerking on something, now that can build a house.
CelebritiesRe: "Masturbating Is For Poor People" - P**sy Rapper Princess Vitarah by SageMK:
I can see 3 díldos on her bed yet she have the audacity to say masturbation is for the poor. This bítch is Mad.

Masturbation is a democratic pleasure.

It's practice by the rich and poor, young and old, married and single. In fact everybody on the planet masturbate.

Credit to Mason Cooley.
Former Secretary General Of Vaseline Crew Association.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Lady Sacked Because She Was Depressed by SageMK: 9:13pm On May 22, 2019
Her story doesn't add up.

- What is she getting sued for exactly?
- What was the reason written in the termination letter?

I hope she's not out to take us on a rollercoaster ride.
Or she's stylishly asking for a Job. undecided
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh becomes ZIKEL COSMETICS brand ambassador with N100m endorsement dea by SageMK:
shocked

Church Hill, myself and some nairalanders right now..

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Bobrisky and Daddy Freeze right now...

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Finally, Juliet Ibrahim & some NollyWood actresses

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CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Earns N100m In New Endorsement Deal by SageMK:
shocked
CrimeRe: Popular Internet Marketer Narrate How An Herbalist Try To Kill Him on Phone call by SageMK:
This is some pinocchio shìt.
CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley Was Wanted For Robbery & Sexual Assault In London At Age 19 (Photos by SageMK:
Nigeria has always been a safe haven for criminals.

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RomanceRe: Can You Do This For Your Spouse For Any Reason..?? by SageMK:
You are doing it for your child not spouse. So yes.
CrimeRe: My Friends Were Assaulted On Their Way To Church Because They Dyed Their Hair – by SageMK:
Nigerian police should stop recruiting illiterates.

They always look for one stupid reason to oppress the poor in an afford to satisfy & vent their frustrated lives.
CelebritiesRe: How I Turned Down Wedding Invite Over The Weekend - Nigerian Gay Reveals by SageMK: 11:51am On May 22, 2019
Palehair:
Do you hear yourself? One day, he will get fed up of living a lie and leave the woman, how is that fair to her?
A lot of men have walked out of straight marriages and leave their family behind to start a new one with other women. How is this any different?


The fact that you said "even if he doesn't love her" shows you don't care for the woman at all because you want to see her in pain, that's just misogynistic, gay men who marry straight women have no heart, he's definitely right
1. If you think all marriages are built on love then you've been living in a virtual world and you need to wake up.

2. The fact that I advocate for two people who are not in love with each other to get married doesn't make me misogynist. I only replied your post to make this point.
CelebritiesRe: Anna Banner Shows Her Stretch Marks by SageMK:
That's nothing really compared to some stretch marks that cannot be unseen. You'll need to undergo therapy just to get the image out of your head. She is a beauty.
CrimeRe: How Were You Scammed? by SageMK: 11:11am On May 22, 2019
MJBOLT:
i have never and can never be scammed
As a guy, you can't say that you've never been scammed unless you were born blind, or you've never come across a woman wearing makeup which is impossible brother.
HealthRe: HELP !!! NYSC Has Destroyed My Life. by SageMK: 8:39pm On May 21, 2019
windhunter:
The burning pain started in the thigh that was injected (the right thigh) two weeks after I received that injection then it moved down the foot. I started having cold sensations in my back later which felt very uncomfortable. After some time it moved up my neck then my head. Then the cold sensation turned into burning pain. This happened in less than three months. I first felt the tingling in my left hand when I woke up one night. Then I started having it more often in both hands and in the right foot.
Burning sensation, cold sensation and tingling are all symptoms of neuropathy. These abnormal sensations collectively are called parathesia. Experiencing these all over your body is now a different case on its own. I don't see a way to explain or attribute it to that injection.

Maybe you've have an underlying disease.

Please visit a hospital. I hope you meet a good doctor that'll help you and ask the right questions. Good luck.
RomanceRe: Waist Bead: Fashion Or Charm? (photos) by SageMK: 8:10pm On May 21, 2019
Fashion or charm?

That totally depends on the size of the woman's àss.
HealthRe: HELP !!! NYSC Has Destroyed My Life. by SageMK: 7:35pm On May 21, 2019
Death looks more attractive to me everyday. It seems like the best option available now. I never knew all my dreams and aspirations would be shattered by just one injection shot.
Please don't kill yourself.
Stop thinking about taking your life.

The best way to help yourself is to get on the first bus tomorrow and go to a hospital (not all these clinic!).

I don't think you are reacting to whatever he injected you with because the tinkling sensation & inflammatory pain is a known symptom of neural damage. It make sense considering the fact you experience all this on your right leg (on the limb you were injected?).

What is puzzling though is the fact that you are experiencing the same symptoms on your right hand.

Anyway, Don't give up on life. Seek professional help.
FamilyRe: Have I Contracted HIV With This Encounter, Please Help Am Dying Silently by SageMK:
You made no mentioned of any symptoms, and her HIV status came out negative but yet here you are crying so brother, what are you not telling us? :

Also I have to ask, where was the test conducted?
Is it in a hospital or just a random clinic?

Anyway, just go for another test in a certified hospital.
And keep your community preeq in one place. sad
RomanceRe: What Is One Other Thing You Can't Sacrifice In Order To Retain A Relationship? by SageMK: 2:17pm On May 21, 2019
My happiness.
CelebritiesRe: I Have Not Watch Game Of Thrones - Tiwa Savage Reveals, Nigerians React by SageMK:
GOT demands intelligence to understand and enjoy.

Someone like Tiwa should kindly stick to writing songs with stúpid lyrics... That'll be appreciated by her fans.
RomanceRe: Man Cancels Wedding After Girlfriend Pours Hot Oil On His Cousin by SageMK:
He dated a psychopath for 3years and would had even married her if only she didn't baptized his cousin with hot oil... Well folks what is the moral lesson here?

Love is blind but hot oil restores sight.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Lady And Cousin Find Only N100 And N25 In Piggy Banks They Saved In by SageMK:
Don't insult our intelligence.

If this isn't a concocted lie then obviously someone has been stealing money from the safe and replacing it with different notes. Nothing diabolical here. undecided
CrimeRe: Man Commits Suicide By Drinking Sniper Because Of A His Girlfriend ;graphics by SageMK:
He made a fóolish decision.
His ancestors must be writhing in their graves.
CrimeRe: Schoolgirl Pushes A Boy, Dares Him, His Reaction Got Him Hailed By Social Media by SageMK: 10:56pm On May 20, 2019
Cool. This is the result of good home training.

Only a sissy would hit a lady due to verbal provocation.
And they do so because they witnessed it growing up.

Men spank their women in the oda room. If you know...

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