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Don't mind me, I just had one too many past my lips, go ahead and get your bottle then!

nomsochris:
@BARTENDER ,can i hav a bottle of Tequlia please?

LOL, what is wrong? A whole bottle?

28Schweet:
& now you've gone and exposed it for all and sundry to see,

Nah, you guys read too much into what I said, you are wrong, I am a thick girl myself!

sesman:
leave the thick, curvy,big-assed,deluxe women alone abeg, some of us men like them, they are greeeaaaatttt

I assume skinny women must think men are with thick juicy women because they feel sorry for them!!!

LOL Schweet, I was way off track then, thought he was talking about something else      Welle, e, ke nna Pakistan, right there next to Katzastan    

Missy B, you are killing about Marilyn Monroe, Missy B and Mariah      

In private, now you want to drop me into a highly active volcano, Chineke    

That is not Afrikaans BTW, it is Sotho!

Goodness Anus what is matako? why do I think I know what you are asking about? please explain!

I can't pro, Schweet has just told me to behave

Can't explain it but that's me, Deluxe model!

Hai, there is no winning then but I will try!

Brownteeth:
@SA Goddess. Sorry. By the time he gets older that foundation will wear off. The choice he makes later in life will depend on his own judgement and assessment of his environment.

LOL Anus, didn't you say the same thing to someone else earlier in the week? Besides, I am having difficulty getting past your name, Anus!

Of course I can cook, I am a Deluxe model, best believe it!

Mr Anus:
SA GOdness, i think I love you. Can you cook?

adaybola:
U are right bro, the same goes for older men. They are more romantic and less dramatic. They listen to you and show a high level of maturity.

Cuz you never smiled at them! With just a smile, you'll get the candy

LOL, maybe that is the reason, I just don't want to mother anyone, maybe that is why I frown at them

He is 3 now and I have a chance to get the basics right, lay the foundation, his peers will start influencing him when he is older but the foundation will be there!

LOL, heavy duty, I am happy to say I am not heavy duty!

How come none of these youngsters ever look in my direction?

South African Goddess hun

Your easy-ness comes through in your posts, nice stuff!

Yeah Anus, we got booty and love it!

Brownteeth:
@replies above. Why are you ladies wishing for boys? I thought you were the ones condeming us here?

Maybe to raise my boy into the kind of man I wish I had as a partner!

ganstaboo, your mood is infectious, love it!

What is the difference between a girl and a girl child? Perhaps I am having a blonde moment this morning!!!

ALl the best OP, I wished to have a boy, dreamt I was having one before the scan, it was confirmed a month or two later, he is the light of my life!

LOL, he has a driver so he is Sir? don't mind me though!

deniyor:
Akobaje, I sympathise with you. It seems you have lost your driver for sure. As per your wife, if you can get over the shame thats cool. It's all up to you.

PS. stop spending all your time chasing that money and spend some time with your wife(or next wife) attending to her sexual needs. It will save you the stress of looking for a driver, gardener or houseboy again. Goodluck

Unfortunately it is true that while chasing too much paper, someone else is taking care of your home (OP) and it happens to be your driver, such is life!

LOL, me I am a "souty" girl, born and bred, just love my naija peeps that is why I am here! I get you guys!

atilla:
Im drunk. but ill prefer to roll with sa goddess
im guessing shes from naija but lives in sa abi??

SMH, what is wrong with you working for yourself, are you maimed, why do you need a woman to take care of you financially, what do you bring into the "relationship"? THought the escort business was booming all over, why not try that? Returns are good if you put in the work!

Please, there are way too many fake agents here,

LOL, no one will testify I am afraid, you have to take my word for it!

@ CSI Nairaland style babe, agents need to go for intensive training!

I am sure you do Anus, your name is beffitting!  

A Goddess is a female kpolli, I am a certified female!

gangstaboo:
Nothing. Just trying to get a good shot. I took it on my laptop web cam and my arms were hurting lmfao. Need a new camera

Best shot you got girl!

papa190:
thats cos they are looking for strippers
r u interested

Male strippers aren't a pretty sight!

I said I like the picture, what were you thinking when you took it? Just curious!

deniyor:
It will definitely work if he doesn't know how to make her know he is angry

LOL, ok, am with you now!

I was thinking I would sulk until he asks "what is wrong hun, did something happen today?"

NO I can't but was saying if I have to choose between baby carrot and cucumber, I will work my way around the cucumber but nothing can be done about the carrot now