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LOL@ plus thigh, sounds like you are ordering a Nando's chicken!

anytime girl, but that boy terrorised me

Chubbygirl009:
Wel bin big/bold/slim/skinny is nt a problem bt bin able 2 create a gud lastn impressn nd stayn healthy is what dat matas. [color=Black][/color]

BUT how can anyone be healthy underneath all that blubber, grossssss!

Ok, I am done with my breakfast and coffee now, gotta work young man!

LOL, you like amusing yourself hey Cork?

By the way, how can I look like Lady Gaga and have a child like mine, you are mad!

"Well about *Gods Gift* I cause road accidents everytime i go joggin (women just want to have my baby)"[/b]You are so funny and NO I would not want your baby, I don't like making babies!

[b]"ok if i shave off my afro, where the hell am I goin to hang my comb?? on my head duh!!"


"am ready to tow my cats in the dusbin just for u, and get a dog"


[b]"Lastly, pls do not let my good looks decieve u. Am sweet, romantic, innocent & edible (very edible)"[/b]I am not about to find out but it's good to know!

Speacial request to COrk: Proof-read your posts or write proper English!

One Cork:
STATISTICS:

34ys old, dammm goodlooking, single, romantic, Gods gift to women, sweet, kind, caring, humble, loves Nyansh, plays golf, tennis,, wrestling, loves cats, lovable, huggable wantable, shy, Capricon, Afro hair style and multi talented.

SA Godneess,, hon can u handle that?

Holla!

You really are full of yourself, who told you about being God's gift to women?
I'm a dog person, don't like cats and wrestling so that puts me out of your league young man.
Is your Afro the kind you stick a comb in? I am having nightmares on the thought alone!

One Cork:
SA Godness, I think I love you!!!

Thanks man!

By the way, how old are you? You don't sound a day older than 18!

One Cork:
Absolutedly NO way!! Madam am a lover, not a figher. I have no criminal rekord

Can u cook or clean, coz I need a wife and are u light skin?

Line above is so tired it needs a rest!

Ok, let me say this once and don't make me repeat myself, I can cook up a storm, a vacuum cleaner has nothing on me, I can make a house look spotless in no time, I am light-skinned, I make half casts look black.  What then?

Forgot to say I got yansh to make Kilimanjaro look like a plateaux!

Evidently you got nothing better to think about Cork, are you sure you are not a Xex offender?

Gangsta & Tru Mantra, why don't you guys just get a room already, I am loving the chemistry though so go ahead!

My toes

seyiphoto:
hey nike gal I give it to you , you've gat guts, I'm a guy and I just walk up to the attendant & tell him/ her I need a pack of GOLD circle pls & b4 he or she can recover I immediately ask 'how much is it? ' with a straight face, I make like this is my bizness and no time for chitchat or any wise crack from a semi-illiterate dumbass

I still don't get what the big deal is in buying condoms, really!

Tried church yet?

Tosinville:
For a lady to buy male condoms for her man aint whatz up, seein ladies like dat in a store orderin 4 condoms may looks like a LovePeddler and it can even give a dude around her d privilege to wink nd approach her 4 one night stand dat day.

Are you serious? Personally I wouldn't give a hoot if someone thought I was a LovePeddler just because I was buying condoms, buying condoms is as much my responsibility as it is my man's, we both use them and we are both safe and no unwanted pregnancy!

I never get embarrassed buying condoms, we all get down! I remember I was at a gas station buying my pack and there was a guy who had been "eyeing" me and looked like he wanted to say something then I asked the cashier for featherlites and other stuff I wanted, the other dude just looked at me with this grin on his face, as if to say "you are getting shagged tonight", I drove off and the rest is history!

Listen, Cork, dude, are there no women where you live, why would you want to marry me when all you have is my screen name and my son's picture? Besides, I already told you I am not a maid!

michelin89:
Seen her face too. Looks arabic. . .she must be mixed.

But got the best genes from her black parent.

For sure, that booty is as black as they come, gorgeous shape!

michelin89:
She is the roommate to a user.

Her pictures were posted some time ago. . .she blew everybody off!

Gorgeous woman.

Gorgeous tight booty, nice! Pity I can't see her face!