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chukz4real:
Some things in life could be funny. A lady was complaining in a saloon to her friends about a guy that picked her to his house from a party somewhere in Port Harcourt along with her friends. While her friends were in the man' sitting room enjoying bottles of cold drinks, she was in da bedroom with the man having some romantic plays. The man stripped her quite right and on bringing out his stuff, she went down pleading because the stuff is about 16 inches in lenght. She said she pleaded with the man who in turn told her that his major problem had been his size as every gal that comes his way pleads for mercy. The man told her that any gal that could let him go in will be his wife and at last she spotted the man in a nite club and was told that a lady accepted it without harm.

Ladies, what do u rili want in a guy?

deniyor:
I will beat the crap out of her. When she comes to, I will then tell her she made me angry

190:
i KNOW your BF beats u often
he even beat u today~
dont think i do not know~

indie22:
Erm, Mrbrownjay, I know its some women actually forget tampons inside them, but it beats me how they can actually do that

Don't they ever give their "down under" a good wash? Coz I think if your girl did, she would have found the foreign object hiding in there before you did!

Pele tho, that was cringe worth

indie22 link=topic=477058.msg6370902#msg6370902 date=1278930313:
Scary to think about but some girls don't believe in "digging", say cookie is self-cleansing so clearly lady tampon is one of those, goodness!

kpolli:
he doesnt know hw to tell u that u aint attractive

tkb417:
very soon 9ja babes will be asking us to pay their rent

nna na wa o