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DonteMec:
Hello Fellow Nairalanders,
I have been a nairalander for years but this would be my first post. I have a very serious problem and I need your wonderful suggestions to guide me along.
I have been married for like Ten years with kids. My wife is a very good, faithful and wonderful lady. I traveled out of the country for 2 years and just came back this last December. However since then I have this rather strange problem, which has never happened prior to this period.
My wife is frigid. She really doesn't like sex. I hate that aspect of her. I have a high sex drive while she has little to zero sex drive. This has of course brought all sorts quarrel over the years. I have since learnt to manage her that way and bear that as my cross, since that is her only weak point. But its not easy.
I made love to my wife the first day I came back. It was all good. But subsequent attempts to make love to her, my penis simply refuses to stand erect. Try everything in the book still it will not stand. It's like the penis is scared of my wife, because even a thought of her makes an erect penis go flat immediately. If I strive to put it in with lots and lots of efforts, hoping it will thicken inside, it will stay for 35 seconds, less than a minute and ejaculate.
I have had to go for tests and it shows no sickness nor venereal disease. But I have gone for an intensive treatment for all kinds of powerful venereal disease, known and unknown for 3 weeks just to leave nothing to chance. After that, the penis started getting up again.
I made love to my wife very powerfully again after the treatment. I lasted for 45 minutes or there about for a round which is my usual style. I was happy that everything is back to normal. However 2 days later we tried to make love again, the penis starts being shy of my wife again. It has been several days since then we have kept on trying, no headway at all. Am confused. The penis simply refuses to stand erect - Jeez this is scary ...
I want to take my wife for a test of her own though she has no symptoms of any illness as I also didn't have prior to all these.
However I want to know:
Is there any venereal disease that is strong enough to paralyze a penis just one day after enjoying it?
Could this be as a result of some other reason or factor which I don't know nor understand?
Note: My wife is a very faithful one and I trust her. However I just want to explore every possibility.
Also note that prior to this I could go for 3 to 5 rounds in a single night, with each round lasting for 45 minutes or there about. Am 41 if you care to know. (Well with my wife its always 1 round of like 1 hour duration)
I love good sex and this is frustrating the hell out of me. Please every kind of advice would be considered, even the weird ones lol

Bro, I will advise you go on fruit fasting for 10 days. Only fruits and vegetables, no oil, no proteins, no groundnut, no diary products, no equsi; just fruits, vegetables such as yam and potatoes are allowed.

Come back after 10 days and share.

sarrki:
PDP are fuelling this crisis
They invented Boko haram and Fulani herdsmen
We have defeated Boko haram
We will surely defeat Fulani herdsmen too

keep fooling thyself.

[quote author= post=64825077]Lady reveals she snatched her current boyfriend on social media after his ex flaunted him

A Facebook user, Beatrice Ofei has come on social media to brag of how she snatched the person she is currently dating from his ex. She revealed that a lady posted the photo of the handsome young man as her man crush. Beatrice claimed that the sight of the photo made her slide into his direct message box to chat with him, the attempt that led to their present relationship.

In her words;

"My current relationship started when someone here posted her boyfriend as her MCM . The guy was soo handsome so I inboxed him, then boom we are happily in love and she is history. Continue advertising your boyfriends okay? We dey here too��"

She advised ladies to keep advertising their boyfriends for other ladies like her to steal. Some of her followers have reacted to her post.

Read some from the screenshot below;


http://www.newshelmng.com/2018/02/photos-lady-reveals-she-snatched-her.html

cc lalasticlala mynd44[/quote]Why does she look like Genevieve? Most guys will fall for Genevieve and her lookalikes.

chris81964:
We have started installing the Lithium Solution in Ikoyi. We will post pictures once everything is hooked up.

massive mate

suyamasta:
Good stuff i bet oil companies in Nigeria make more than Nigeria as a country! Is it 200,000 BPD or 108,000 ??

Even at 100000bpd, @$70 per barrel, revenue of $7000000 per day. In one year, Total can write off the payment for Egina.

Good investment.

Transfer window is still open, I want to sign for Total.

jerflakes:
https://www.quora.com/Why-do-we-fry-food-in-oil-and-not-in-water

you are viewing it from food perspective alone. We fry foods in oil, we roast food heated airspace, etc.

I looked at it from the basic science. All liquids have boiling points.

Furthermore, in ages past, Europe and Asia killed people by boiling people in oil.

jerflakes:
Good work!
You have a scientists' curiousity
But you don't boil something inside oil though
The term, boiling, is reserved for water or water-soluble liquid
Abeg no vex for that correction, I like your experiment though

You can boil in any liquid - oil, water, etc

NwaNimo1:
They've come into Biafra to protest,,,,,, wait until Keanu sees this

U mean Keanu Reeves in John Wick or Matrix?

greatface:
Truth or cooked up? I don't believe any.

Why would any sane human transfer an agression to innocent people to the extent of causing deaths.

No Humans Don't Do Such Only Animals Do.

apparently, they are not sane.

Chiefly:
We've been together for a year plus now and it's a regular occurrence, she's always starting shi* with other guys, other times with other girls then I have to deal with thier men. Whenever we go clubbing, hanging out in a lounge, shopping at the mall, attending weeding ceremonies, infact the last confrontation was right in a cinema hall... it's quite embarrassing. (she seems to only behave at church)..
I've tried to keep her in check and curb her running mouth in these instances but it never works, and whenever she runs her mouth like this at other guys for minutes on end, it’s only ends one way: With her manning up …and expecting me to clobber the other guy for her, ultimately I get into physical confrontations and fights with these guys to diffend her and ultimately my ego.

Most people think It's my inability to control her but step in my shoes and you'll see the only thing I haven't done is hit her (physically), she's too damn stubborn (in this particular area). This is the only issue we have tho, every other thing is quite great. I've always thought she'll change with time but no. No significant improvement whatsoever. Don't know, could it be psychogenic? She was born and raised in the UK tho based in Nigeria now.

NB: *It's an arranged marriage.

So I really need your advice guys (I'd appreciate matured inputs pls from experienced folks).. Cos

Don't need a woman to go around picking fights for me. i gotta find a way to clip this the instant it starts, or figure out a way to stop this bad behavior once and for all...

Edited: Guys forgot to mention - her dad is a Brigadier General
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From a friend.
Lalasticlala let's help a brother.

She should be dating Anthony Joshua. lol

tomayira:
When the libido of the husband and wife doesn’t match, that is, when one is higher than the other, there can be conflict, since they might never to be able to satisfy each other’s sexual desire. Libido boosters are there for a reason, which is why we are introducing the most natural libido booster of all times; tiger nuts drink! Popularly called tiger nut drink, aka kunun aya gets you or your man in the mood for sex, why not try it out. Here’s how to make it; you'll need Dates, coconut and Tiger Nut, known as Aya in Hausa, Ofio in Yoruba, Aki Hausa in Igbo and Hausa’s groundnut in Pidgin is one of the most powerful ancient food sources known in humanity and used traditionally to stimulate sexual arousal, treatment of weak erection, premature ejaculation in men, and boosting of breast milk supply in breastfeeding mothers.
If you are a fan of pepper and ginger, you can add it to yours.
How to prepare:
wash and slice your coconut to pieces
Wash the tiger nut to wash off the stones and other dirts off it (Scrubbing and changing of the water is required)
Soak the tiger nut overnight
Wash and soak your dates to soften it
(you can buy soaked one to save you time).
Remove the seed of the date
Break and carve out the coconut flesh.
Cut the coconut flesh into small pieces
Grind Tigernut, dates and coconut together with little water.
Sieve the paste with a sieve with tiny holes, Chill and drink.
If your blender is not high-powered it might not blend the ingredients smooth, I had to blend mine with the local mill. Meanwhile, don’t add too much water before sieving and keep it refrigerated always. Don’t drink this mixture in the absence of your spouse please”odikwa risky!”

Wow! I have been hearing this tiger nuts tale until yesterday. I got my self some tiger nuts(Pic 3) and dates (pic 2). My stick was in elevated position, my wife was hovering like a helicopter around my stick.

I'm gonna chew plenty today! Fire!

sarrki:
Someone that can't settle his child matrimonial home

Wants to solve Nigeria problem

Ipobs and enemies of the state new lord and savior

BS, that is his son's matrimonial problem not his. He can only advice.

Kastamonu:
Yes, it is true that it is never rosy no matter where you go in Europe or America but the case of North Cyprus is much more difficult and pathetic. Here are reasons why it would be wiser to go to somewhere way better, than going to North Cyprus to work and study. I just completed my studies in North Cyprus, after spending four years of undergraduate studies, I know exactly what I am talking about here.

1. North Cyprus is not a country; it is not recognized as a country by the rest of the world; not by the United Nations or the European Union. Rather, it is a Turkish occupied territory. This is evident by the two flags used in the country; the Turkish flag and the North Cyprus flag. Both flags always stand side by side. North Cyprus relies on Turkey for everything even for soldiers to protect them.

2. The language spoken in North Cyprus is not English but Turkish. So students from Nigeria find it very difficult to adapt and settle down.

3. There are no good jobs. One of the ways through which travel agents deceive young Nigerians to go to North Cyprus, is to lie to them that there are very good jobs waiting for them in North Cyprus, but in truth there are no good jobs for students, not even in the universities (where they would be studying). The Universities offer students jobs in the library and information center with a pay that is less than N20,000 per month. Aside this, the jobs outside the universities are quite pitiful; because they are menial and very difficult jobs like construction, furniture making, bricklaying, painting and for ladies only cleaning jobs. These obviously are not jobs for students who hope to earn some money while studying. Like other students in North Cyprus, I had no other option but to do these jobs and trust me when I say, it was not easy to do them and at the same time go to school. Most times your academic suffer; you come from work, weak as a 'fried plantain' and you can not even open a page of your text book to study because you fall asleep almost immediately. By the way, these jobs are very difficult to find and the language barrier does not help.

4. You can never get a job with your certificate or diploma even after completion of your studies. In my four years here in North Cyprus, I have never seen a black man working in a good or reputable company. They never give foreigners or blacks jobs with their certificates.

4. Even you are able to get a job (a menial job), you get paid peanuts. The money would never be able to pay your school fees. Maybe it could be able to take care of your house rent and other bills but in the end you would be left with next to nothing to save.

5. You are openly cheated or exploited. After getting a job, you get paid in Turkish Lira (the official currency used in North Cyprus). But the irony is that you pay your house rent in pounds or euro. Even your school fees is paid in pounds, euro or dollars and not in the local currency which is much lower than the foreign currencies; thus you are losing money faster than water been poured in a basket. Hence you hardly save any money at the end of the month.

6. There is a high level of racism. This is not only obvious from how you are stared at when you walk on the streets or how you are treated when you go looking for jobs but actually what happens when you start working. Like I said earlier, the only available jobs are very difficult and there is an unwritten law that foreigners never get paid the same amount as citizens (turkish or cypriot), no matter how long you have been living in the country. Thus you and a citizen could be doing the same job but you get paid less than him. On the average, you get paid 50 turkish lira ($22/3,500 naira) per day while a citizen gets paid 100 tl ($45/N7,500) which is double what you earn. Sometimes you may be forced, by the owner or management of the company you work for, to do extra hours but the citizens never do extra hours.

7. Lastly another clear example of racism here in North Cyprus is the fact that a student of Cyprus International University, Gabriel Soriwei, was knocked down by a by a drunken female driver (a citizen). He fell into a coma; his dad came from Nigeria to see him while he was in the hospital. He recovered and was able to speak. But two weeks after his dad left for Nigeria, Gabriel died from a heart attack which was a direct result of the injuries he suffered from the accident. However, it took the efforts a relative of the Soriwei family, who stormed into a conference organized by agents from Cyprus International University who came to Nigeria to get students, before an a condolence message was sent to the family of Gabriel by the authorities of Cyprus International University. More disturbing and annoying, is the fact that the Soriwei family, till date, do not know the lady who knocked and killed their son; they don't even know what she looks like because the North Cyprus government and police refused to reveal the identity of the lady even after several messages from the boy's family that they just want to see her; that they have no intention of pressing charges. How sad...

*Note: If you have hopes of coming to North Cyprus to find a white girl or woman that would open doors of opportunity for you, you are mistaken and you better have a rethink. The turkish or cypriot ladies have no interest in black, more even they are racists, sometimes they even run away from you when you try to talk to them. Also the language barrier does not even encourage you to go out to search for a white girl who could possibly become your girlfriend or wife.


Lastly, if you are still in Nigeria and you intend to go abroad to study and possible work to get a better life for yourself, remove Cyprus from your list of possible countries to go. You would be better served going to a 'European' country like Germany, Spain or Italy where you could find better jobs and get better pay. If you are thinking of going to South Cyprus, also have a rethink because things are even worse there.

Inasmuch as you've had a terrible experience, I can confirm to you that I'm​ married to a lady that schooled in North Cyprus. She had a job as a lecturer at another university while studying. The same image you painted above, was given to her; however, she keyed into God. There were tough times, she sacrificed her earnings as first fruit. God came into her situation, she got employed in job she had no experience in except her undergraduate degree 2.2 for that matter. God is awesome, alleluia!
I wish I know what I know now as a Christian while I was in the UK.

Bro, key into God just like King Solomon did and see God come into your situation.

Yes, I'm a full time shepple.

saintkeppy:
What is the point, he should have moved in the summer, atleast help liverpool for the remainder of the season.

i heard some information on Countinho returning to Liverpool FC on loan till end of season.

dainformant:
A Nigerian Medical Doctor and Public Health Enthusiast, Obinna Ebirim, has revealed how he has taken a part-time job as a kitchen assistant in the United Kingdom just to make some extra bucks. According to the former personal Assistant to Commissioner of Health in Imo state, he did this despite his qualification because he is yet to practice his profession in the UK as he's currently doing his Master's programme at the Robert Gordon University in Aberdeen, Scotland...

Below is what the University Of Port-Harcourt graduate shared on his social media page;

The picture & story they won’t share on #SocialMedia about studying in the U.K.: If you are unqualified to practice your profession here or not on scholarship like me, then you might have to take up a Part time Kitchen Assistant job intermittently, like I did today, to add some extra quid to your pocket.

The funniest part of the job today, was when the boss in the kitchen consulted me to explain why you don’t take antibiotics for common cold (although it’s not a common cold here like in Nigeria). After I moved the stuff on the viral pathology, he asked me, “boy what are you doing here” and I answered, “I’m not licensed to practice medicine in the U.K.”. #DignityOfLabour #Humble #BeingReal..

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/01/nigerian-doctor-reveals-what-he-does-to-make-extra-cash-in-the-uk.html

International Dishwasher We've all been there lol!

keacy:
I'm getting frustrated with the condition my father is giving me before I finally settle down. I will be 34 years this 2018 and would have married (with 2 or 3 kids by now) since but my dad gave the excuse that he didn't like the girl.

I am the first son of 5 children, I am paying the school fees of the last child who is in med school. I have found me a wife whom I have planned getting married to by April.

Now my dad is insisting that since we don't have a home in the village that I should build one before getting married else he won't come for my wedding and will disown me.

I have already told him that I will build after my wedding but he refused.

What should I do? Going ahead with this building will make me call-off my wedding till December or Next year. What should I do My People I need Expert Advice on this.

why didn't your father build a house for himself? Bros, go marry o. So you won't regret it. BTW, my a home maker not obiageli.

wildcatter23:
This is how I will ball throughout 2018

Me 2. www.nairaland.com/attachments/6491176_realmadridscristianoronaldocelebratesscoringtheirfirstgoal_jpegc634413f272e3816b4b01a3ea5f3b32c

Baawaa:
You set up a business,and hand it over to thieve like Atiku to manage that business is gone

and give it Buhari, he will bury the opportunity.

edoman2016:
Thanks. But I never knew a standard branch of a bank has less than 15 staff. Because a bank branch always look full.

3 Cashiers
2 Customer care
2 Backroom Operation staff.
1 Head of Operation
1 Admin
4-5 Marketers
1 Branch Manager

This excludes security: Private, Police or Military.

edoman2016:
Does banks have canteen where staff can buy food and have their lunch in their premises? Or do the bankers buy food outside the bank during lunchtime?

For those working in a bank should kindly explain.

Are you thinking of providing catering services to bankers?

Most branches do not have canteens, usually, a standard branch has less than 15 staff. Mini-canteens can be found at Regional Branch offices where there are many staff. At Head Offices, there are usually catering services, where staff eat and the money deducted from salary.

splenzard:
Hello Fellow Nlanders,

Compliments of the season.

As this may be the season of happiness, not everyone partakes in the joy of the festivity, I am one of those. Let me cut the chase and go straight to the point.

I'm a 400 level student of civil engineering, I've got a younger sister, I'm older than her with a couple of years although she's yet to gain admission despite the fact that she has tried severally. she decided to start working pending whenever she gains admission.

Along the line, she became a cultist and she suddenly became a heavy smoker, drinker and a drug addict (tramadol, rephnol, codine,etc).

At this point my mum (she's a single mother, my dad died a couple of years back) did she least she could do by scolding, reporting her to the leaders in the church, kinsmen and everyone whom she thought she(my sister) would listen to but all these efforts proved abortive as she deteriorated further as she graduated to bringing men to the house at odd hours of the night.

As at last week, my mum called me and was sobbing over the phone, she told me that my younger sister beat her up because she confronted her about her behavior.


right now I'm confused, in order not to act rashly, i decided to seek for advice from this noble forum.


Please guys i need your matured advice here

MFM things.

it's not easy o.

[color=#990050]This was when Michael Jackson was black.[/color]

Guatemala! Maiya Guatemala! Guatemala!

omololu2020:
Nigeria it's not just a lawless but very useless country.
Only God knows why he made me a Nigerian, if he let me choose,I would have chosen Norway, Finland,Sweden or Denmark

you forgot Iceland

nwakibie3:
President Muhammadu Buhari has said his major weakness lies in not knowing how to make money.

He also disclosed that he even borrowed money to build his three houses in Daura, Abuja and Kaduna.

The President made this known while speaking on his assets during an Interview with Sun Newspaper.

According to him, “When Murtala/Obasanjo regime came, they made sure that certain grades of public officers must declare their assets when they assumed that office and they must declare when they were leaving. So, when I was sworn in as governor of North East, I declared my assets.

“I declared surprisingly, even the number of my cows then. Even if they were supposed to be producing every year, but I declared them the time I was there. And when I was leaving governorship, I became petroleum minister.

“When I was leaving to go to War College, I declared my assets. I could recall General Jemibewon then, was the Adjutant-General of the Army. He rang me and said he was sending me asset declaration form, that I must fill it, sign it before I left for the United States. And I did.

“General Jemibewon is still alive. And when I became head of state eventually, I declared my assets again.

“So, if you people are serious and interested about political officers becoming multi-billionaires, you can find out from Murtala downwards. And those of us who were not very good in making money you should pity us.

“Everybody likes money but I am not very good at making money. Let me put it that way. I borrowed from the banks to build the house in Daura and the one in Abuja that you mentioned and the one in Kano. The bank then was Barclays, now Union Bank. Kaduna State or North Central then housing scheme and the Federal Mortgage Bank for the house I am in and AIB, which was, I think, terminated by Central Bank. So, when you go through the records, you find out that the houses I built, I borrowed from there.”


http://dailypost.ng/2017/12/19/dont-know-make-money-buhari/

Yet you surround yourself with dullardinhos likes you.

gistdee:
You will get it soon. Is in batches. Before the week runs out. I contacted them and I was replies : 1100 certificates are sent per day. Every thing will be distributed within 5 days He said. Be patient.

Okay, I hope mine comes with invitation from Total.

Yet to see any certificate despite scoring over 60% in certification exam and over 80% in general.

Address is real, if the email doesn't bounce, it is real.


I think Chevron advertised for Mooring Master Trainee recently. Did you apply?

Felixalex:
Congrats to her..

Stupid stingy network, thank God for Glo, can't remember when last I recharged my Mtn sim. I used to insult Glo network too, until I tried it recently and it's been fast af! #2500 for 12.5gb, I watch live soccer on d go, watch Anya ivy, Jada fire etc without interruptions...

If no be say most of ma contacts know me with my Mtn line, I for just borrow #1500 use am finish den chew d sim



Ehen Na true sef, abeg naso we forget TSTV matter?

I will never believe this glo crap; I have a terrible experience the past where 5GB could not be used.

When I heardof the recent glo offer, as a man of data, I quickly got N100 credit did a N100 bundle to test the waters before sinking huge funds into their network; lo and behold, it still remains the same crap.

K9Uneet:
What's the big deal? He should just perform the marriage rites naa. Its not as if the family is asking him to sleep with the girl's corpse.

Careful!

The Hausas are seeking more than marriage.

Her breasts are very big for a 17.