₦airaland Forum

Eazie351:
Reminds me of AS Roma club logo.

Juliusmalema:
And so I hold @bolded.

Juliusmalema:
Come shut me up..

Since obi emerged pdp vp, ebonyi and enugu has been running mad....birds of same bad feathers.

Rise above hate.

Juliusmalema:
Enugu and ebonyi are full of hatred.

U guys should rise above hate.

Juliusmalema:
Mbaka should have realised that anambra state is not enugu state where he can throw verbal attacks on chimaroke nnamani, former enugu state governor and go away with it.


Nobody needs any apology from enugu state.......

TheGreenLand:
Federal Government had in 2017, raised a N100 billion 7-year debut Sukuk bond for the financing of 25 road projects across the six geopolitical zones of the country.
This government is working assiduously.
Thumbs up!

NwaAmaikpe:




You should be more concerned with what will happen to you.
Because if the girl's DPO-of-a-father knows his onions, it is you who should be arrested for exposing his daughter to physical and sexual harm.

Back to their claims.
It just doesn't add up.

Your friend fired with hunger of the loins and some of the stomach lured your girl to cook and tend to him.
(You know how feeble a girl's defenses can be when the right words are said to her and her erogenous zones are tipped off?)

They then had some great sex behind you and apparently got into an argument afterwards.
Your girlfriend feeling very dirty and used, kicked the food she served him off his hands and in a fit of rage, he beat her to a pulp.

Denial of guilt comes naturally to offenders.
So the two of them agreeing to her story is the brightest of all the redflags.

She was preeked by him.
If he could beat her, then he can preek her.

But you were stupid to leave your goat and your yam together.
Conji defies all loyalty.
I'd shag my own pastor's wife if he gives me this opportunity.

dainformant:
A "confused" Nigerian man is soliciting advice from the public after his girlfriend and his good friend clashed over food in his apartment.

According to him, his girlfriend has now involved her father who is a Divisional Police Officer in the matter and wants his friend to be arrested over the fight.

Read the full story below as shared online; 

My girlfriend visited few days ago and she planned on staying for the rest of the week. Unfortunately last night a very good friend(male) of mine visited and spent the night with us. This morning I woke up very early and left for work. I dropped money for food so she and my guy who said he will be leaving later in the day can eat.

And few mins ago my girlfriend called me crying, telling me that my friend is beating her up. I have to suspend whatever I'm doing and rushed home. On getting home the whole place was scattered both kitchen, Sitting room and bedroom. When I asked what the problem was my girlfriend told me in an emotional voice that she just finished cooking and went to the bathroom only to come out to see that my guy has already dished out food and was eating.

When she tried to question him on why he couldn't wait for her to come out and give him food . He rebuked her and they started exchanging words which later led to a fight or should I say beating.

They both agreed that that was exactly what happened and my girlfriends face and body is full of bruises now

To make matters worse my girlfriend has already contacted her father who is a DPO and he called and directed that I should get the guy arrested before he gets here tomorrow morning.

If you where in my shoes, what will you do?

See more; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/12/man-in-dilemma-after-his-girlfriend-and-male-friend-fought-over-food.html

jmaine:
Your answers below.. Sanctions await him.

Zieina:
But you referenced me. Seriously, are you really this dumb or you're pretending to be?

Zieina:
6 mentions. Bitter ipob goats @Moletemike @chiboy1116 @chuckjonesbaba @NIGHTMARE0O7 @TheAntagonist @saintneo

Bitter ipob fools. I made a comment about a yoruba exbeauty queen who to me isn't that attractive, but no yoruba person quoted me with abusive words.

Now I said bianca isn't beautiful and these insecure ipob pigs are wailing, quoting me anyhow. Stupid insecure tribe who always think every unpleasant comment about an ipob is targeted at bringing them down. Ipob pigs always crying fowl. Wailing bitter people, dem curse una? See them now, after reading this they'll come punching their keypads like deranged schizophrenics, quoting me and cursing their generation.

The way you go on and on about these show you can't amount to anything in life, other than littering nl with your defense cases seeking for cheap likes and attention. Most useless tribe with the most jobless set of people on NL. And yes, bianca has the face of a dog. Now go and die!!!!

P.S- keep quoting me. Rest assured that I'll merge you all together like the pack of fools that you are and give you the response you deserve.

ugo4u:
Jesusegun Alagbe

The Miyetti Allah Kautal Hore has warned security agencies and civilians against attacking Malian herders grazing their cattle in Gudu and Tangaza Local Government Areas of Sokoto State.

The social media had been filled with reports of the invasion of Gudu and Tangaza in Sokoto State by some bandits on Friday.

But the state police command had debunked the claim, saying the invaders were not bandits, but herdsmen from Mali “who reside in a forest in Niger Republic, sharing a border with Gudu and Tangaza Local Government Areas of the state.”

Speaking with our correspondent on Monday, the Secretary-General of the Miyetti Allah Kautal Hore, Mr Alhassan Saleh, said the Malian herders’ presence in the country was nothing to worry about, as they were only grazing their cattle, a tradition he said they had been performing annually for the past 100 years.

“Those people are not bandits; they are covered by the ECOWAS Protocol on Trans Human Movement to move across borders to graze their cattle. They have been doing that for over 100 years. They come during the dry season and leave later,” he said.

The said protocol allows ECOWAS member countries’ citizens to have the right to enter, reside and establish in the territory of member countries.

Article 3 of the protocol, however, states that any ECOWAS citizen who wishes to enter the territory of any other member country shall be required to possess a valid travel document and international health certificate.

Saleh said the government and security agencies ought to sensitise Nigerians on the protocol in order to avert any trouble.

He said, “It’s because we are so sensitive nowadays that anytime we see a large number of cows, we panic. I blame the government and security agencies for this. They ought to enlighten the people on the ECOWAS Protocol for better understanding.

“Those foreign herders are not bandits and I hope we will not attack them and then invite trouble. Nobody should attack them.

“Ideally, the Customs and the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, among other security agencies, should issue Trans Human Certificates to the foreign herders.”

Saleh said the security agencies ought to have collected important data, such as the number of herders coming into the country; the number of cattle they are bringing into the country; the health of the cows so as to know which one is diseased; how long the herders will stay here with their cattle; and when they will leave so that they can be tracked.

He said, “We are supposed to have cross-border security in place and deploy cattle tracking technology. Unfortunately, the government is not serious about livestock development in this country.

“They would promise to ranch today and cattle colony tomorrow, but nothing is happening. Maybe they want to eradicate pastoralism and give the business to capitalists.”

The Public Relations Officer of the Nigeria Police, Moshood Jimoh, had also on Saturday said there were no bandits in Sokoto State, but herders from Mali.

“They come to the same area annually from Mali to Nigerian border areas in search of water for their cattle,” he had said.
https://punchng.com/nobody-should-attack-malian-herders-in-sokoto-miyetti-allah/

ChopBellefull:
Ojukwu get luck say Flavour onyolima, never dey dat time if not ehn..

ARAS:
It was the beauty of this woman that caused Ojukwu to start the Biafra war...

Jones4190:
QUESTION
APC = PDP, Prove ?

ANSWER
Since we know they are both parties, The 2nd "P" in PDP is a constant and so may not be included in the equation. OR we may as well say APC"P" = PD"P"
"P" = Party
Divide both sides of the equation by the constant "P".
Resulting in APC = PD
This means that if A+P+C = x, Also P+D must be equal to x
Meaning A+P+C = P+D
Using the alphabet A -Z numbers, whereby A = 1 and Z=26
Substituting letters with their corresponding numbers.
A,P,C = 1,16,3
P,D= 16,4
A+P+C = 1+16+3 = 20
P+D= 16+4 = 20

Therefore APC = PDP
QED.

eDoctorr:
Please I want a convincing answer to this question especially in Nigerian Army.

I have seen a view number of military personnels with Moustache but you can hardly find a military man keeping beards.

What's your say?

SyberKate:
Hi

So I decided to go into a long distance relationship with this guy I have not met yet. We just met online and have exchanged pictures.

So far the relationship is just one week old and I was in a bit of a situation where I needed some money. Nothing much just about 15,000 to solve an issue.

So I asked my BF if he could assist me with the money, only for him to start saying things like the relationship is still young for me to be making demands, that what if he starts demanding for s3xx this early in the relationship.

I said I wish I could have solved my problem myself but I really need all the help I can get. He still insisted that he hasn't even met me physically and I could be trying to swindle him for all he knows.

Then I said if he feels that way then no need to continue with the relationship and it was over, just like that within one week.

So do you think I was being unreasonable to make demands this early in the relationship.

ImperialYoruba:
OP,
Are you sure UK has a Secretary of State?

Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

mrjaydee:
we are still constructing "ultra-modern" boreholes in this country

RockHard:
The only thing we have that is closest to an informed estimate of population spread are the telecoms data (attached below) because it is unbiased in any form, and it clearly shows the SE as the least populated while the SW is the single largest/most populated. Oyo and Ogun population alone are more than those of the SE combined (without including Lagos or Ekiti, Ondo, Osun or Kwara and Yoruba-speaking Kogi).

HungerMustGo:
This is totally so unbelievable. So this woman clearly knew she was at fault and she decided to expose and destroy the man's reputation.

Some women are more wicked than the devil.

Wiki9ja:
He is Just 14 years Old and a Student of Swedru Secondary School. his unique tallness make him popular in his secondary school student even wants to take pictures with him.

News Gist


https://wiki9ja.com.ng/news/photo-meet-the-tallest-student-in-ghana-he-is-just-14-years-old

shortgun:
What's wrong with the title?
But they will accept Sarki hausawa or mai angwa. Ignorance is really a disease.

Darachi:
Your Majesty , don't worry yourself too much about the title.They said Exe ndigbo of Cross Rivers...not the non Igbos.Besides,the title does not threaten anybody..your interference is productive of idleness... concentrate on freeing your people from the shackles of economic degradation.

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benzene00:
patience they say it's a virtue




so the Man couldn't wait for NEPA to bring light?

Donexy16:
Lol.. Keep consoling yourself..
We all know it's not been easy with you being without a husband and children at this ur age