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spencerlouis:
som years back I hookd up wit dis grl nd now she wud rather die dan let me go!!!
at frst I neva wanted smtin serious wit her but she took it ryt 2 anoda level! lyk always kinda showing me off 2 everyone including her family!
now av tried all I can 2 break up wit her 2 no avail! d last time I tried she almost stabbed her slf wit a knife and I injured ma slf tryin 2 stop her she even kneels down in public beggin jst 4 me not 2 brk up hw do I go about dis? her auntie dat I kno of even knows of it all and beggs me too 2 b wit her dat she truly loves me n blah blah blah...
I can't even keep female friends because of her! she wud go behind 2 warn any girl she sees close 2 me 2 stay off in a threatening way
smtyms I feel like I have no choice dan 2 b wit her
hw do I go about dis obsession? please wat can I possibly do?

disappear!

ANIEXTY:
And sombody will say powers don't exist, please i would like them to explain this !

Seriously, I'd like atheists to come counter this one.

There is evil in this world. I cover myself with the blood of Jesus Christ, amen.

Bigjagga:
Have you ever heard that someone bought an iPhone 6Plus or Samsung Galaxy S7 or any high end phone only to discover that it was fake (chinco)? It happens all the time, here's how to check if your phone is original or not.

For all phones except iPhone simply dial *#06# and a number will be displayed on your screen, if the phone is original, it will begin with 35 and it must be 15 digits in all, example 357286085471230. Some Android phones and other smart phones may not start with 35 but the digits displayed on the screen must be 15 in number. If it is greater than or less then 15, the phone is a fake phone.
Advanced method for all phones except iPhone:

Once you get the IMEI, go to Imei.info. Input your phone’s IMEI in the box and hit “CHECK.”
The system will verify the phone’s information. If it displays information different from the handset, then your handset might be fake.


Once you get the IMEI, go to "Imei.info"(without the quote). Input your phone’s IMEI in the box and hit “CHECK.”
The system will verify the phone’s information. If it displays information different from the handset, then your handset might be fake.


To check if an iPhone is original or fake get the imei ( To get an iPhone’s serial number, go to Settings > General > About phone ) and follow the steps below;

Once you get the serial number, input it here: https://selfsolve.apple.com/agreementWarrantyDynamic.do. It will check your phone’s warranty period.
If the system says “We're sorry, but this serial number is not valid. Please check your information and try again,” it is likely that your iPhone is fake.

source: http://www.fastbundle.com/2017/01/how-to-identify-original-and-fake-phone.html

My phone has two IMEI numbers both beginning with 35 and 15 digit long.

TheFreeOne:
Religious war is gradually brewing thanks to the lackadaisical attitude of Buboo in tackling Fulani herdsmen militia terrorists.

The Prof is absolving nigerian Fulanis from the massacres and wants "Christians leaders to live by example and teach their followers to learn how to love, to tolerate, to forgive and to peacefully coexist" while they are being murdered daily by Fulani herdsmen with no tangible solution from government?

He sounds like he's on cow dung.

We don't have fulanis in Nigeria, they are from Libya (by Buhari), Senegal and Mali (by Northern Governors). I wonder why MURIC sympathetic to foreign killer squad.

Benita27:
Telling her her pussy is smelling is a very big issue but you could do that with wisdom.

Invite her over, try making love with her and dip a finger into it, make her perceive it then tell her you would like her to see a gynaecologist cos you know the odour is offensive though you know she's very hygienic.

I still wonder how a lady won't know her beaver oozes.....rotten fish smell. It can be choking and can kill erection.

marshalcarter:
loool....see kung fu panda master sha


Just chill a little master ,chi fu Shifu....


tigress ...dragon lord crane ...mantis [s]...dat earthworm wey i no no wetin she be[/s] Viper nd monkey re on their way.....mission impossible

EdifiedCEO:
Mothers, oya tell us! Lol
http://www.newshelm.com/2017/01/photo-what-would-you-do-if-your-child.html

buy a new detergent. simple.

Khd95:
Does covenant,redeemers university etc allow muslim gathering


U just want to make trouble where nd when there is none.


I passs

Those are private universities.

no words

no word

Rilwayne001:
Nothing shows he was attacked by any fulani terrorist. This could just be a propaganda.

Apologies for my choice of words.


Your foolishness is beyond imagining. The man can speak for himself.

UNIZIK1stSon:
Nigerian Football Has Been Growing on a Fast Pace Since PMB Took Over Power



Meanwhile, See More 3D Photos Here >>>>> http://mynaijainfo.com/2017/01/npfl-check-new-nigerian-referees-kit-photos/

please stop this Buhari hogwash.

ITbomb:
Only faithful men do posts like this, the rest of us are much happier

badt man

SGANIVA:
welcome bro.do you base in the east,what is the major problem confronting that zone(mbbowo)

No based in the village. Major problems are 'Village People'.

Ifexxy:
http://thearticleng..com/2016/12/checkout-this-complete-makeup.html
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To be honest, i really find it hard to believe that it is the same woman..... anyways

The end near!

SGANIVA:
i have travel a lot this year, so i didnt travel.am from awgu town obugo, and you ?

Mgbowo town. Amaiyi Imeama village.

sganiva, did you travel home for Xmas?
What part of Awgu are you from?

Kondomatic:
Most of the people saying rubbish and thrash are actually replying with at least a 35k gadget but their account balance is below 3k.

Truth!

Kx:
Quick one.

If Sidney/Aussie bound flights from Cape Town merely touch down in Middle East to "refuel and make more money" is d flight part of jumbo planes that can do d Indian Ocean distance without needing refueling any different??

Airplanes need to make money. I don't know the population people and frequency of commute between Cape Town and Sydney, but I am sure that most airlines will prefer to do short stops offload and pick up more travellers; hence, the double stops in Middle East and India.

Furthermore, let's consider Port Harcourt to Enugu flight. Flying this route will be easy and short - about 15mins or less. Why don't we have planes doing such direct flights in Nigeria? The answer is simple, it is 'not economically viable' for now. Instead a commercial plane will fly PHC-LAG-ENU or PHC-ABJ-ENU which are the economically viable route. Based on this analogy, I don't think there is a direct flight without stopovers from Cape Town to Sydney.

In addition, I believe flying such a long distance over the Indian Ocean is a great risk. Emergency landing of planes will be nonexistent.

The Antarctica continent is the coldest place on earth, with high windspeeds of above 200km/hr. Losing course during flight is a high possibility.

Don't get me wrong, I like this flatearth ideas but I'm not convinced.

Rossikki:
THERE ARE NO DIRECT FLIGHTS FROM CAPE TOWN TO SIDNEY


Why do you think there are no direct flights between Cape town, South Africa and Sidney, Australia?

See the map of a 'Spherical' earth.

https://www.globalcitymap.com/world/images/world-map.gif

As you can see, travel from Cape Town to Sidney, on a spherical earth should be a short, straightforward trip across the Indian Ocean, yes?


But here's the deal:

Flights between Cape town and Australia ALWAYS stop in the Middle East, eg, Dubai, Abu Dhabi, etc first, before 'coming down' again to land in Sidney. And vice-versa.

WHY DO YOU THINK THAT IS?
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OK.... Here's the answer:

Flights between Cape Town and Australia, ALWAYS pass through the Middle East because that is the SHORTEST POSSIBLE DISTANCE BETWEEN THE TWO LOCATIONS.

WHY?

BECAUSE THE EARTH IS FLAT.

Study the Picture below...

[img]http://2.bp..com/-MwUN0v_qMjs/VZvdyX7DymI/AAAAAAAAARw/cWD7zRxQxVA/s1600/11059416_10153114836933999_3545207725103786688_n.jpg[/img]

I like this topic. I absorbed initially; however, this is all hogwash.

Let's kick off with the Cape Town to Sydney flight. Crows cannot fly over the Indian Ocean because they will die exhausted and starved. Like planes take the Middle Eastern route so as to be refueled and make more money.

I'll be back with more.

Virus is neither a living thing or a non-living thing. Virus cannot be killed. Instead the human body adapts to virus in order to survive.


That's my basic knowledge.

MrTruth4real:
What abt injustice against Niger Delta?

To the others, they are all the same. Igbo, Biafra, Niger Delta are usually seen as the same people by the others.

encriagona:
Wetin USA flag dey find among ECOWAS flag?

Liberia was a colony of the USA; their flag (The Lone Star) was derived from the USA flag.

so this guy is still on nairaland; using a new monkier.
Salutations to you Musiwa mapomeji, Nigeriaone, etc

Raydos:
[b]When You Call A President's Wife "FIRST LADY".





Then, What Do You Call A Female-President Husband?






I'm Just Confused!

First consort.

loading.....

nice one!

Waiting for Chevron, Shell, Total, etc.

Joavid:
The poster above me sha
You just described how Christmas is for kids in Naija.

I think 'was' would have been better. Gone are the good old days.

Joavid:
The poster above me sha
You just described how Christmas is for kids in Naija.

I think 'was' would have been better.

just search for saintne0 on chess. com