₦airaland Forum

Johnnyessence:
So Saraki can now talk to a Commissioner? He should learn to purse himself of greed and arrogance. A stitch in time will save him 19 not just 9

Mere Commissioner!

Gynacologist:
guy e no easy ooo....too much xpection wat dos one xpect...

One has to try his best. Sales(marketing) job sometimes are very demanding - targets here and there, it can take away boners. But a little time off and exercises will help.
Also, with exercises ones blood pressure gets optimized, opening clogged up blood vessels.
It can be done.

Gynacologist:
and y do u say so....

I believe exercises can enhance blood circulation thus making a man more virile. Cutting down on thoughts(business, financial thoughts) can create space for sexual thoughts.

freddymanny49:
I have started an exercise program since it may be belly fat and fat in the bum bum area.

Thanks for the advise.

Dont be bothered by bum and belly fat. You need blood circulation round your body, especially your JT. Jog or dance for at least 15mins thrice or more a week.

Don't forget to go out and look at tantalizing girls. That JT must function efficiently in Jesus name. Amen.

Do you embark on morning exercise? Do you jog? You need to rejuvenate yourself, take your mind off world challenges for sometime.

Omotayor123:
I came back from travel to meet my neighbors roasting an ALIGATOR.. It's has been crawling on our ceiling for the past few months And we thought it was a Snake.

Even though our landlord insisted that it's was probably a Lizard that usually crawl on the ceiling.

But God Reavealed what it was when it fell into a soak away behind the house. And the boys in the compound that came visiting as a result of the festivities Killed and Roasted it.

I heard it usually kill it's victim by sucking his /her brain through the Nose. And it always walk in pair meaning its partner must be somewhere around. I don't know how True..
Lalasticlala come and see what my eyes see oooo!

Nice kill, but this is not an alligator; alligators & crocodiles habit fresh and salt water respectively. You guys just killed a gaint lizards.

just stepped out.....the moon is still bright.

Sleep don comot for eyes. Waiting.......

johnydon22:
If it ever falls between Toph and Bumi, Bumi is a gonner...

Toph is beating the shiit outta him in minutes....

[url=http://avatar.wikia.com/wiki/Bumi_vs._Toph,_Round_One]Bumi vs. Toph,Round One[/url]

kevoh:
So I watched Heroes Reborn episode 1 and 2 today. It was ok, new character plot line build up, the 'Evos' are now the haunted e.t.c. Other than the virtual game part of the Japanese girl,Miko, everything was cool. Let me not give much spoiler alert!

link please

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]So because a blood drain occurs at particular centers in the brain during potent sexual arousal and sex, which may alter the brain's functionality especially in perception and decision making, now means that the _penis is an organ for reasoning or as the op said, an intellectual property?

Your brain should be brought out and flogged.[/color]

Apparently, your sense for appreciation of humor and metaphor is lost. Come get my brain if yours is still functional.


Here comes missssssssssssRAGE!

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]You are a fool.
"Intellectual" has to do with reasoning or thinking objectively.
Do you reason with your _penis?

"My god gift endowment?" What the fvck is that?[/color]

It seems you don't know. A major blood flow down there always takes away decision challenges from the brain.

virgins!

Don't get me wrong, I didn't meet any in my younger days and I can't go after teens now....God forbid!

QueenHeart:
Tell her you have a serious date n infct u r thinking of settling dwn wt d persn asap. Den arrange wt a femala frnd to pretnd as ur babe den invite ds one to cme arund n see4herslf. Na d only way to chase her out be dat o if not she wuld keep cming bck,all ds runs girls cn go extra miles2gt wat d want. Act fast

I don't think such women run from competition. They don't mind their man having another chic by the side.

TOMTOM15:
guy u no get joy i swear :-D

the girl fine o! but I fear anorexia fit catch. she should eat small, those cheek bones are too visible like the witch in maleficent movie
https://geektyrant.com/s/maleficent-image09.jpg

D'ija looks like an alien. Just imagine D'ija being green in colour head to toe.

ishilove won't this be good for FP? Ladies should learn from it, and gentlemen too.

Ilekeh:
Honestly, FG is wasting its time with the SE.
Nothing is more lucrative in that rodent erosive hellhole than drug mafia and child rape.

You comment is as useless as 'ueue' in "Queue'.

does the daily chat pack browse on secure connection.....https domains

luvprince4real:
What is d difference between
Chisom, Munachimso And Chikamso
They all seem to have same meaning.

My God moves with me.

I and my God move together.

I am moving with God.


all meanings respectively.

The Igbo verb 'so' can mean:
following
moving with
or going alongside someone.



Another variation of the name can be Esomchukwu or Esomchi.

My observation

Wike/PDP are humble enough to welcome the VP Osibanjo who is of another party APC.

I wonder why the APC governors like Ambode and Senate President Saraki chose to treat the VP like a 'mere' commissioner.

nzgal:
What of when you are older? Have you seen older relations - dads,uncles, grandfathers do this?

Naaaaaa, I don't think so.

They don't even hold hands in old age like Westerners. They do turn up for occasions and parties in matching outfits sha. Even that one, ask your mum, sometimes you have to force the men at that age to wear asoebi with their wives.

Just wondering why

That's why my wife has to be my friend first.

yes, i have done it.

A lot has befallen this man.

If while doing his work and he wronged some people, he should seek forgiveness from God. I remember many people struggling in Abuja back then that were made worse off by El Rufai's demolition campaign. Not forgetting the results of his privatisation program in BPE. These people could have gone diabolical so as to get back at him. Not to talk of the Kaduna people.

In any position we find ourselves, we shouldn't be high-handed so as to achieve our aims. Humans will always be humans.

Jenny1010:
Only a girl who truly love a guy will ask you how much you earn, a girl who doesn't love you will never ask, she will just focus on making demands without caring how fat or tiny the guy's pocket is.

Hmmm

Please don't go there!

Truly only gold-diggers ask such a question.

The girl that asked this question, started to plan an overtly exorbitant life for me behind my back.

Back then I normally took series of buses to work(Igando to Apapa), she went to negotiate with a bike man so as to be taking me to work. Is that not wickedness? Not considering my life(motor accidents), not considering that Lagos environment is polluted(dirty clothes), and not considering that the transport fare(6-10 times by normal bus fare). What kind of good woman will do that?

This same girl was angry when I told her that send money to mum and sibs; her only sentence was, "why dont they depend on my father?".

This same girl called me up around 10:30pm while I was heading home from work(Lagos traffic) to ask me to send her N1500 recharge card, no greetings. My reply to was, "Where are you? Tell the babalowo that the juju no dey work."

Guys disclose your finances at your own risk!

Saw a transgender that looks like her on Jeremy Kyle's show ..... the show on MCity 115 DSTV.

MosakuAW:
Zero naira.

Just dig a hole in the dead person's house and bury thats all.

Use the money for burial for something good. The dead knows nothing when they are gone.

lol!
I once thought it will be easy as you said. But I did cough out nearly 2million naira to bury my dad. Next three months were very terrible in my life. ...... life of a first son.

any woman that have a problem with that should get the fvck outta my life

what she did for me no other woman on planet earth can do same

lol!
A man escaped from his mama's puccy only to end up trying to get into another woman's puccy and will fight tooth and nails to prevent other men from entering his daughters' puccy.

This story headline was written as if the woman lost weight by not undergoing surgery. Congratulations to her. I hope she doesn't revert back.

It might be difficult to believe.