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Romance / Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by salmonkas178(m): 10:39pm On May 21, 2020
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

In fact, I'm writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so I invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

So later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. The one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

Please help me. This is 3am and I'm still in deep pains. I can't seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??
Romance / Re: She Said She Can't Marry Me Because I Am A Tailor by salmonkas178(m): 10:07pm On Apr 28, 2020
Do not quit your tailoring, it might take time but definitely you will get there. Save this for the future, and don't ever look down on yourself because of a woman, you have a handwork and you are better off than your Yahoo friends .
There is this lady I like so much, even my friends know that I like her so much and will love to spend the rest of my life with her.

One day, I saw her with my friend and I later asked her why she is so close to my friend. She said they are dating each other, that she cannot marry me simply because I am tailor.

My friend is a yahoo boy, he doesn't have any work. The only way he eats is via internet scam. To be honest I was so pained, moreover she is not the only lady to have done this to me. Have met several ladies that told me that they can't marry a tailor and they end up dating yahoo Boys for my street.

They always tell me to leave my tailoring job and go hustle like my frnds to make cool money.

Guys, I am tired.. Should I leave the tailoring job and join my friends to do the yahoo stuff?

Girls keep rejecting me up and down and I am fed up.

Pls advise me
Romance / Re: Can You Take A Bullet For Your Girlfriend? by salmonkas178(m): 10:26pm On Feb 27, 2020
I can only take a bullet for my kids and my parent but a girlfriend?? NO NO NO 6 years relationship now and I still wouldn't take a bullet for her

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Family / Re: My Wife Is A Thief & Greedy: My One-Month Marriage About To Crash by salmonkas178(m): 8:56pm On Jan 31, 2020
Hello Ladies and Gentlemen

I just had a traditional wedding earlier this month. I'm not based in Nigeria. I provided all the finances for the wedding before I arrived Lagos. Everything listed to be bought for the wedding I provided all. To my surprise wedding that was suppose to take place in a hall had to take place in a cramped sitting room. No food, no drinks, no DJ etc. What did they use the funds for? I don't know. I asked questions and no answers given. To be fair to her family members, I didn't give money directly to her parents or siblings. I gave the funds to my wife to be.

Surprisingly on the day of the small wedding, her uncle was accusing me of not providing money to organize the wedding properly. My heart sank. I look in the direction of my wife to be and couldn't believe what just came out of her uncle's mouth. Whereas I provided money for everything. The wedding prayers went ahead and we were joined together.

After the dry wedding ceremony I began to ask questions but my new wife couldn't give me explanation. Fast forward to last week I was looking for money I kept in my drawer and couldn't find it. I decided to just keep quiet and watch. I set another trap. I had some US Dollars in my wallet and exposed the money for her to see. I went to the shower and lo and behold my new wife removed the dollars from my wallet. I got dressed after shower and we went outside to go somewhere together as my driver was in the car waiting. As we were going, I opened my wallet and saw the dollars gone. I blew a whistle right there and she denied it. I asked driver to return home. I had my parent and siblings at home on that day but I can bet my life on them. I told them what's going on. My new wife was all over the place and shaken. I refused to talk to her. I confided in my mother and explained how I set the trap for my wife. Surprisingly my wife started making moves. She planted the money all over the place which I saw as she was doing. I pretended I didn't see her. I refused to talk to her. All of a sudden she confronted me and attacked me that I suspected her to be the one who stole my money. She started saying she stoop so low to allow herself to be ridiculed in the presence of my family. I confronted her with evidence and she began crying and blaming devil. She has done series of money infractions that I couldn't list here. She fights me for money on daily basis since we got married. No money ever enough.

This is a woman that I gave a car to already and spent so much on to be comfortable. I just bought her another car to be given to her on her birthday. On the day she stole the dollars I had just given her 100,000 naira pocket money for the week. She's been crying and begging for two days saying it won't happen again. She has refused to eat.

Here is the bombshell I just confirmed she's now three weeks pregnant. I can't trust my life with her at this juncture. I'm leaning towards divorce. I'm too scared to be with her. She's too greedy.

It better for you to divorce her now, and live a peaceful life. Definitely she married you for money and I bet you if your enemy go broke ( I forbid it 4 u) she wud definitely make life unbearable 4u . Take the decision now So wouldn't regret 5years from now. The truth? She would never change
Education / Re: FUOYE Students And Indigenes Clash (Photos) by salmonkas178(m): 5:53pm On Mar 07, 2018
I can see how dumb you are...Ikole still remain the best location...You be big MUMU ..I pity your low mentality..... Wise up ........

Na wa for this Ikole Guy oh, it so obvious you are still bitter that you (Ikole) lost the University to Oye Ekiti. It has been confirmed that no life was lost. Clashes between indigene is not only peculiar to FUOYE Ekiti, it happens in almost all higher Institutions in Nigeria. I just pity you and your like. #FUremainsinOye
Education / Re: FUOYE Students And Indigenes Clash (Photos) by salmonkas178(m): 7:34pm On Mar 06, 2018
Ikole is the perfect location trust me
� Am i the only one that see that Oye Doesn't Deserve A University?

� Am i the only one that see that FUOYE Can't run 2 campuses?

� Am the only that Knw that oye Indengenes will never know the value of the University in their midst despite the popularity and economic advantage she gave to them?

� Am i the only one that see the hard time Oye students are going through in the issue of Transportation,, Housing and Security

Yes I think it high time we stand and fight

It's high time we use the media to hustle for out deserved right.

This is a possible solution

Let's trend



Pls and Pls

We knew how far we went with our just concluded campaign

Pls reBc

Celebrities / Re: Shina Peters, K1, Jaywon To Headline "Ariya Repete" Music Conference In Abeokuta by salmonkas178(m): 7:56pm On Mar 05, 2018
Funso Ayeni incoming senator ....awon Ikole....eyan Oleyo.....Wizzy
All is set for Season Three of the Goldberg Ariya Repete Roundtable, an annual intellectual discourse that focuses solely on Yoruba music. The roundtable, themed “Evolution of Yoruba Traditional music and the influence on modern Nigerian pop culture” is slated to hold on Tuesday, 6 March, 2018 at Park-Inn by Radisson, Abeokuta.

This year’s event is expected to attract key stakeholders in the Nigerian music industry including musicians of the Fuji and Juju genre, music producers and record label owners, music enthusiasts, historians, art reviewers, critics and members of the academia from across the Southwest of Nigeria.

Emmanuel Agu, Portfolio Manager, Mainstream Lager and Stout Brands of Nigerian Breweries Plc, said that the Ariya Repete Roundtable is a Goldberg initiative aimed at preserving the Yoruba Tradition and Culture through music.

According to him, “The Roundtable seeks to promote a robust intellectual discourse among key stakeholders in the music industry including Fuji, Juju and Hip-hop musicians across Yorubaland. This year’s edition will dissect the Yoruba music and how it has impacted and continues to impact on the modern pop culture of Nigerians.

The keynote speaker at this year’s conference is Dr. Kola Adesina, Head, Department of Mass Communication of the Crescent University, Abeokuta, who will be complemented by an eminent group of panelists including Sir Shina Peter, Mr. Lekan Babalola, Mr. Muyiwa Osinaike, Prof. Olawole Fadipe, Wasiu Ayinde – K1 Ultimate, Taye Currency, Jawon, Clement Ige, Wole Sorunke (MC Murphy), and Hakeem Adenekan as they discuss the various dimensions of the theme.

Speaking on Ariya Repete Roundtable 2018, Senior Brand Manager – Regional Mainstream Brands of Nigerian Breweries, Funso Ayeni said: “This edition promises to be another highly-educative conference of stakeholders drawn from the academia, the entertainment industry and the media.

We are aware that the roundtable has become an important platform for discussing vital aspects of the music and culture of the Yorubas, so we have put everything in place to ensure a successful event.

As is usually the case, the Roundtable will be followed by the annual Ariya Repete Audition holding across eight cities in the South West, including Ilorin. The audition stage will mark the beginning of an expanded music talent hunt for upcoming Fuji and Juju artistes.

The upcoming artistes selected from the audition exercises will proceed to the Ariya Academy where they will be trained on Yoruba music instruments, Fuji and Juju music by some prominent Juju and Fuji musicians to help hone their musical skills.

These renowned artistes will make presentations on fundamentals relating to appearance, composure, creativity, vocalisation, stage craft as well as other aspects of Fuji and Juju music to guide the contestants in their preparations for the semi-finals as well as the finals of the talent hunt.

It will be recalled that King Wasiu Ayinde Marshal (KWAM1), and King Sunny Ade were among the panelists that mentored some of the contestants last year.

The winners of the competition in each category will be awarded the star prizes of two million naira each.

The Ariya Repete Roundtable is an initiative of premium quality lager beer, Goldberg, and is the first ever roundtable discourse on Yoruba music in Nigeria attracting stakeholders from traditional institutions, the academia, the entertainment industry and the media to provide informed thoughts on sustaining and promoting the rich heritage of Fuji and Juju music.

cc lalasticlala, Mynd44

Crime / Re: Scammer Builds Hotel In Lagos After Duping Lady With Fake Dollar Trick. Photos by salmonkas178(m): 5:02pm On Feb 28, 2018
Come and Carry

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, Ibadan Zonal Office, on Tuesday, February 28, 2018, arraigned the duo of Ebiesuwa Abayomi Fredrick and Tinuola Idayat Oyegunle before Justice Joyce Abdulmalik of the Federal High Court sitting in Ibadan, Oyo State on a two-count charge bordering on obtaining money by false pretence.

The defendants were arraigned following a petition submitted to the Commission by a complainant, alleging that they masterminded the infamous dollar scheme to entrap her.

According to the complainant, sometimes in May 2013, she boarded a taxi with three other passengers who were purportedly members of a syndicate who specialized in hoodwinking unsuspecting victims with an impending danger. She alleged that she heard the three passengers arguing about a Ghana-must-go bag filled with US Dollars in the boot of the car.

She added that one of the syndicate told her that she must be cleansed to avert sudden and mysterious death having heard their discussion. At that point, she was taken to an unknown destination where she subsequently started giving the defendants, and the other members of the syndicate different sums in cash and bank payment totaling N53, 713, 260.00, which she allegedly got from the sale of her properties in both Ibadan and Lagos.

Meanwhile preliminary investigations revealed that over nine million naira (N9.1m) was paid to the second defendant, Tinuola Idayat Oyegunle account domicile in one of the third generation banks apart from other funds traced to the first defendant, Ebiesuwa Abayomi Fredrick personal account from the victim.

It was also discovered that he has built a hotel located at Igbogbo, Ikorodu, Lagos State from the proceeds of the crime

The defendants however, pleaded not guilty to the charge preferred against them.

The defendants accepted to take their plea without a legal representative. In view of their plea, prosecution counsel, Adeola Elumaro, prayed the court for a trial date and urged the court to remand the defendants in prison custody.
Justice Abdulmalik however, ordered that the defendants be remanded in the Federal Prison, Agodi. She thereafter, directed the defendants to get a legal representative by the next adjournment or else the court will get one for them.

The case is adjourned to 19th March, 2018 for trial.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/02/efcc-arraigns-two-swindlers-for-fraud-in-ibadan-oyo-state.html
Romance / Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by salmonkas178(m): 10:23am On Jan 27, 2018
[quote author=dingbang post=64540605]So this is what your mother taught you ? You should be ashamed of yourself [/quote

The mother should be ashamed too...waste of sperm...I'm Sure her body count us above 50
Crime / Re: "Classic White Killed By Kmoney, Her Yahoo Plus Boyfriend" - Clara Wayne Accuses by salmonkas178(m): 10:17pm On Jan 24, 2018
So because they broke up means he killed her? So if anybody dies, we should crucify their enemies? What nonsense angry angry.
This is what happens when you watch too-much Nollywood movies instead of investing in education and health, so we can identify causes of all the diseases affecting us in Africa.
Maybe someone else used her.....male them leave the poor boy alone.. ..
Travel / Re: "Nigerians In Malaysia Deportation Camp Need Government's Help" - Lady Cries Out by salmonkas178(m): 5:16pm On Jan 24, 2018
Here we go again.

When you left Nigeria to go to Malaysia without documents did you tell the Nigerian government? Now you want the government to use resources that are not enough to take care of law abiding people to get you out of the trouble you got yourself into.

Romance / Re: Dr. Laser, Nigerian Surgeon To Make Women Sexier Than Sex Dolls (photo) by salmonkas178(m): 9:03am On Jan 23, 2018
I prefer sex dolls to inferiority complex
Politics / Re: "Jonathan, The Poorest Ex-President, His Parlour Can’t Hold 10 People" - Igali by salmonkas178(m): 11:59am On Jan 22, 2018
[quote author=adem30 post=64408414]

You dey mind them?

They ones told us he has no shoe, now he has no sitting room. Mumu people[/quote
APC and PDP has been scamming us for long
Family / Re: Refusing To Eat My Wife's Food. by salmonkas178(m): 7:12am On Jan 22, 2018
God knows i can't get married to any man that doesn't know how to cook and do some basic chores

Shilloh 2050 await you
Career / Re: Should I Quit My #55,000 Monthly Job For University? by salmonkas178(m): 7:03am On Jan 22, 2018
Can't you go for a part time What course do you intend to study? University is a good idea but you have to steady income to survive in school since you wouldn't be getting any stipend from your family..... Is there nah business you could divulge into to generate income for you? Think about it very well and I wish you luck
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Steps Out Without Makeup (photos) by salmonkas178(m): 9:03pm On Jan 20, 2018
Media personality, Toke Makinwa rarely steps out without makeup, so this is a big deal!
The media personality shared these makeup free photos as she stepped out today.

She captioned it; "Running the streets bare faced #yellowanddaises #Spaday #Beatless happy Saturday � �"


Cc; lalasticlala

Even with all the filters...sex dolls looks better
Celebrities / Re: Amara, Kanu Nwankwo's Wife Blasts Ogbonna Kanu, His Younger Brother by salmonkas178(m): 8:21pm On Jan 20, 2018
'You Are A Coward' - Kanu Nwankwo's Wife, Blasts His Younger Brother, Ogbonna

Mother of three and wife of Nigeria's most decorated Footballer, Kanu Nwankwo, Amara Kanu has taken to Instagram to blast the heck out of Ogbonna Kanu, her husband's younger brother.

This is coming after Ogbonna posted a ticket to a game on his Instagram page. Amara is claiming the ticket belongs to her sons.

Recall that in June 2017, Ogbonna Kanu was busted on Instagram for showing off ‘Fake Life’, when he hinted that he was travelling outside the country with a photo he posted on Instagram, only for Nigerians to expose him for using old photos to ‘deceive’ his followers.

It was discovered that the flight photo he shared on his Instagram about flying to New York, was actually an old photo from 2016, when he flew with his older brother Nwankwo Kanu on Qatar Airways.


Cc; lalasticlala

Photo credit: IB9JA

Women are always tearing family and brothers apart....why is this so.....All I'm the name of wife...chai


Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Who Couldn't Afford The N800k Sex Doll, Goes For A Smaller One by salmonkas178(m): 2:30pm On Jan 20, 2018
I didn't know this things also give birth. ... shocked
We go adopt ......thanks for the care
Celebrities / Re: 2face Visits Ibrahim Idris, The Inspector General Of Police (Photos) by salmonkas178(m): 6:37pm On Jan 19, 2018
Tubaba issa coward. Shikena!
You that ain't a coward what have you done ?
Romance / Re: LumiDolls: Barcelona Brothel Replaces Women With Sex Dolls by salmonkas178(m): 12:43pm On Jan 19, 2018

Mah nigga grin grin

They are claiming they can cook better, who cares? I would gladly employ house help....washing machine will do the washing...
Ladies are so intimidated with this sex doll thing


Romance / Re: Sex Dolls: The World Is In Trouble. by salmonkas178(m): 8:05am On Jan 19, 2018
SEX DOLLS : The world is in trouble

The kingdom of darkness will stop at nothing in their aggressive pursuit to enslave the souls of men.

The invention of sex dolls or sex machines is an unmistakable proof that the world is in big trouble.

For all those unsuspecting and undiscerning men and women who considers this as just another tool meant render prostitutes jobless, there is more to this than meets the eye.

Sex has been the most potent and result yielding tool deployed by the enemy of man's soul to captivate, torture and neutralize his destiny.

A sex doll at the moment costs about N800,000 which is considered to be on the high side. The real war starts when it becomes affordable to many.

With the invention and acceptance of sex dolls across the world , the fallouts listed below becomes inevitable.

(1) Sex becomes accessible without a human partner.

(2) Commercial sex workers are most likely going out of business.

(3) Reduction in sexually transmitted diseases.

(4) Brothel owners will replace sex workers with sex dolls.

(5) One more excuse to stay single as the dolls are built to meet biological needs.

(6) Reduction in unwanted pregnancies.

To the Spiritually discerning;

(7) These dolls are an access gate for fresh sex demons to penetrate the human race.

(cool These dolls provide a comfortable place of abode for sex demon(s)

(9) These sex dolls will introduce STDs that cannot be detected by medical laboratories.

(10) These dolls will fast become sex shrines demanding sexual inter course as a form of sex worship from their owners and those who patronise them as the case may be.

(11) The demons living in these sex dolls will spiritually remote control the lives of their owners or customers as the case may be.

(12) These sex dolls will not only engage in physical sexual activities with their customers or owners, they will extend their services to the dream world.

(13) Spirit wives and husbands will rise astronomically

(14) Sex addiction will be on the rise

(15) Marriage to sex dolls.

In the end, this is an invitation to the accelerated destruction of stars and destinies of humanity.

The world is clearly in trouble, watch and pray.
OP thank you for the info....but still im saving money to buy one already...

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Family / Re: I Would Divorce Her- My Wife Is Callous by salmonkas178(m): 9:45am On Jan 17, 2018
She can't change. I saw this attitude long ago,but thought pure love and affection could reform her.if I continue in the relationship, she would ruin me into debt.

That's is so heartless of her....later ladies will say men are scum...I'll advice you look for a better lady and impregnate her.....why would a wife build house and wouldn't inform her husband of 6yrs? It looks like a joke to me....
In fact i don't even know what to say.....
Your parent sees better that's y they didn't bless the union....pray and God will lead thou through
Religion / Re: Leke Adeboye Reacts To Prophet Isa El-Buba's Attempted Arrest By DSS by salmonkas178(m): 3:37pm On Jan 16, 2018
As I take like sai baba reach......him done dey lose people vote.......

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Politics / Re: NAF Takes Delivery Of Final Batch Of Super Mushshak Aircraft. by salmonkas178(m): 8:16pm On Jan 14, 2018
All these old outdated aircraft
Celebrities / Re: Fan Customizes Davido's Photo On Her ATM Card (photo) by salmonkas178(m): 5:30pm On Jan 13, 2018
A staunch fan of Nigeria pop star, Davido has showed of her new ATM card which she customized the singer's picture in.

The IF crooner took to Snapchat to share a photo of the card. Such a fan!


Cc; lalasticlala

She self won breastfeed 30Bg baby
Celebrities / Re: Fan Customizes Davido's Photo On Her ATM Card (photo) by salmonkas178(m): 5:28pm On Jan 13, 2018
If my girl tries this shìt, we are over!
Education / Re: OAU: Students Prepare For Rain Semester Examinations In Total Darkness by salmonkas178(m): 4:34pm On Jan 13, 2018
Welcome to the zoological Republic of Nigeria
Shi**thole you mean?
Celebrities / Re: Calabar Chic Kidnapped By Fulani Herdsmen; Regains Freedom by salmonkas178(m): 4:31pm On Jan 13, 2018

Gbam. You have said it all.

Story isn't even complete. Seems very fishy.
Under what conditions was she released?! Smh.

Anyone who believes this story is not all too sane.
You guys are too mean abeg
Education / Re: Chukwununso Nomeh, Prisoner Is NOUN Overall Best PG Student In Enugu by salmonkas178(m): 4:26pm On Jan 13, 2018

Sure...like you
Celebrities / Re: Lil Kesh Reacts To Reekado Banks’ Claim Of Being Better by salmonkas178(m): 3:08pm On Jan 13, 2018
Very mature response


Crime / Re: Nigerian Yahoo Boy Destroys His Laptops After 4 Years Of Not Making Money by salmonkas178(m): 3:06pm On Jan 13, 2018
Go and eat pooooo....lol

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