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There's more than meets the eye in the story. I'm not doubting the power of God to lift a man higher even beyond borders but truth be told, if the MSc holder do have cognitive years of experience, our OP wouldn't have had the chance to even compete with him. OP needs to tell us his years of experience and professional certifications, without which I believe, he wouldn't have even smelled the interview in the first place.

In the meantime, I tap into your testimony if it's true. According to Gozie Okeke.."isi ga ada ka isi ozo wee kulie (one head must fall for another head to rise). Udo!

One lesson for our girls..


Follow money everywhere like where Gattuso dey follow Messi, find yourself in similar fate.

2rutalk1:
Never under-rate anybody in life. I never knew this lady has this talent when we were in school. I was just busy forming big boy for her. We usually sat on the same desk during lectures when we were in EBSU. Very charming chick.

*singing Osuofia's song for you*..

Know me when I'm poor, not when I am rich you claim relationship...my uncle is your aunty's brother, Chacha's sister's father senior your mother.. lol

No be talk am o, na Osuofia sing am. Produced by 'it's Young John the wicked producer'.

2rutalk1:
Never under-rate anybody in life. I never knew this lady has this talent when we were in school. I was just busy forming big boy for her. We usually sat on the same desk during lectures when we were in EBSU. Very charming chick.

*singing Preye's song 4 u*

Ebezina, chukwu no nso..ogini bu nsogbu gi, ima na odighi adigide....



Smh

sickstars:
She is not at loss

Anna knew her place ryt from day one

Flavor kept her in her place

Like for real she knew all dis was goin to happen

He never gave anna attention from day one

Your reasoning tho. Wake up! Emotions are involved here! To further simplify, hearts were involved. Anna has lost it all and she knows it even if she feigns disinterestedness.

Never had an F. Did my very best not to have and most importantly, God made me not to have carryover. Pol.sc Unizik no be beans o but God was mighty!

FemiFaniKayode:
who is unemployed?
That's why you still roaming the streets!

Mr No Remorse

Guess what? I'm laughing at your naivety in Swahili.

Crocz:
Shame on you too

Thank you. Please do yourself a favour. Go get a life. You seriously need one.

It was really a horrible accident. See more photos.

Philadelphia:
Being educated or intelligent is not a show of how well you copy and paste dictionary words.
FYI, I'm not a Jehovah's Witness member.

Really? I guess your understanding of being educated and intelligent is to insult and abuse other people whence they have contrary views to yours. What an intelligent fellow!

Guys, give the OP a break. He did what he should do at that time. Some of these unemployed people don't know that once you are employed, you answer and indeed adhere to the whims and caprices of your manager.You don't go against your seniors. Who does that? Let alone a House officer that is more or less a 'houseboy' in the medical profession in Nigeria. Don't blame him, blame his wicked senior that gave him an order when he could have been considerate. If I were in his shoes, I will do the same and I will feel no remorse about it. Shikena!

Philadelphia:
No he doesn't speak like a kid. He spoke as a man. The one who spoke as a kid seems to be you as you quoted a bible text out of context.
BTW, the date wasn't selected by Christians.

It's official! I'm following your comments like a monitoring spirit.
Smh for you.

Philadelphia:
If truly Jesus is the celebrant of December 25th, then what gift are you bringing to the Celebrant? The gift must be in tandem with Romans 12:1 & 2 "herefore I urge you, brethren, by the mercies of God, to present your bodies a living and holy sacrifice, acceptable to God, which is your spiritual service of worship. 2And do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind, so that you may prove what the will of God is, that which is good and acceptable and perfect.…"

But observe, little or nothing done today references God. Some girls would lose their virginity today and hotel rooms go full.
Many men would drink themselves to stupor. Is that the gift you're giving to Jesus.

Make we stock to dey deceive ourselves I beg.

So, you are a Jehovah's Witnesses member. Wonders shall never end! I will leave it at that for now. I trust you will bring your detestable chicanery to the fore for others to see with me.

tankoy:
N6000 per month in my LGA

My guess. You're using estimated bill or you're a very heavy consumer of energy. Truth be told, Nigerians don't know how to manage and indeed economize energy consumption. That's one of the things using prepaid account will teach you.

akthedream:
You are very very wrong...imagine a so called employee in the utility industry..smh..
Let me explain...
Pls pardon me as I am typing from mγ phone...


Let's assume your init charge for R2 was #12.50k ....if #9 is added...then it will be #21.50k....this willl be your new taffif...I.e..#21.50k........

How to calculate your bill...
Assuming your consumption is 100 unit....
Previously,your calculation was.....100 unit time(x) #12.50 plus(+) 750(fixed or maintaince charges plus(+) vat = monthly charge.....

Since there is increament in tarrif from assuming from 12.50....to 12.50 + 9=21.50...then Your new calculation would be ....assuming your consumption is 100unit(new reading_minus(-) old reading)...

100 time(x) #21.50 plus(+) vat= new monthly charges...
Note that the tarrisf on your current charge would have increased from e.g 12.50 to 21.50.....but the maintainance/fixed charges of #750 have been removed....
Hope you guys understand ....tthe figures are just assumption...you can substitute your old and new terrif there to get your current bills

In as much as I must admit that you are right, you didn't have to be recastinatory about it. I read the write-up hastily out of elation that energy consumers won't have to complain about the fixed charge. Your analysis was spot on. I acknowledge my error. Thanks for your perspective

TeOwl:
please... he checked well Mr Man. My friend in Lagos Island (3 bedroom house) has received N22,000 bill... NOT total due just current charge plus fixed charge and VAT!

I received N15,300 bill for a two bedroom house in August... so please, they have been bring crazy bills to my house since December 2014.

Wow! I haven't heard a claim of such outrageous monthly charge in our Disco.

TheFreeOne:
The scrapping of fixed charge is good but NERC need to explain in details what they mean by those increments.

It could as well mean additions to present charges per kwh.

You're right. That's another angle to look at it from.

Habayomie:
My Dad's house,residence oh! was charged #27,473.85k for the month of November(last month)
imagine,just a mere salary earner o.

I find it hard to believe. There must be an explanation. Either your dad is operating a C1 (private residence with commercial stores) account, MD account (account for companies) or you are talking of the total due (current charge plus arrears). Check very well brother

This is a welcome development. As an employee in the utility industry, I know how distraught I normally feel when customers come to me to complain bitterly about fixed charges.

Cool!

Following the disengagement of Jose Mourinho from his position as Chelsea manager by 'mutual consent', here are top 20 special quotes from the self-acclaimed Special One.



20. “Why have Chelsea suffered so much since I left? Because I left.” – on Luiz Felipe Scolari’s Stamford Bridge sacking in 2009.

19. “There are only two ways for me to leave Chelsea. One way is in June 2010 when I finish my contract and if the club doesn’t give me a new one. The second way is for Chelsea to sack me. The way of the manager leaving the club by deciding to walk away, no chance! I will never do this to Chelsea supporters.” – on how his first spell at Chelsea might end.

18. “It’s like having a blanket that is too small for the bed. You pull the blanket up to keep your chest warm and your feet stick out. I cannot buy a bigger blanket because the supermarket is closed. But the blanket is made of cashmere.” – on a Chelsea injury crisis.

17. “For me, pressure is bird flu. I’m feeling a lot of pressure with the problem in Scotland. It’s not fun and I’m more scared of it than football.”

16. “Young players are like melons. Only when you open and taste the melon are you 100% sure that the melon is good.”

15. “If the club decide to sack me because of bad results that’s part of the game. If it happens I will be a millionaire and get another club a couple of months later.”

14. “He must really think I’m a great guy. He must think that, because otherwise He would not have given me so much. I have a great family. I work in a place where I’ve always dreamt of working. He has helped me out so much that He must have a very high opinion of me.” – on God.

13. “I want to push the young players on my team to have a proper haircut, not the Rastafarian or the others they have.” – on his new short haircut.

12. “My players did not get the respect they deserved from day one to the last day. These are words that I really feel, but now I have a fiction story and let’s try to enjoy it,” began Mourinho at a Chelsea awards dinner in May 2015.

Speaking on Manchester United, Mourinho said: “This is a game with two goals, but there is one team that like to play without the ball. That team plays really well and the ball goes and goes and goes and the quality of the ball possession is good, but they don’t score. No points. They asked the FIFA committee if they can win like this but they’re told it’s not possible. That the bigger possession is not essential to win matches and they are not champions.”

Speaking on Manchester City, Mourinho said: “Then, there is another team. Only with one goal. And they score a lot of goals, from players in every position, and they score and they score and they score. But they never concede a goal because there’s no goal. They speak to FIFA and they say they can’t be champions because there is only one goal.”

Speaking on Arsenal, Mourinho said: “There is a third team, and the third team wants to play with two goals. They were scoring some, they were also conceding some. But they score really beautiful goals and then the bus comes along and they couldn’t do it.”

Speaking on his Chelsea side, Mourinho adds: “And finally there is a team. They wanted to play with the normal rules and they know that in matches they have to score one more goal than the opponent. How can you do this? By scoring lots of goals, by not conceding and scoring one.”

11. “The circumstances are difficult for us with the new football rules that we have to face. It is not possible to have a penalty against Manchester United and it is not possible to have penalties in favour of Chelsea. It is not a conspiracy, it is fact. I speak facts. If not, I need big glasses.”

10. “You may as well put a cow in the middle of the pitch, walking. And then stop the game because there was a cow.” – on Newcastle’s time-wasting.

9. “I have nothing, nothing to say. Nothing, nothing to say. Nothing to say, I have nothing to say. Nothing to say, I am so sorry, I have nothing to say.”

Four separate questions from BT Sport’s Des Kelly elicit the same response from Mourinho after a 3-1 defeat to Liverpool in October. Kelly then asks whether he wishes to send a message to the Chelsea fans, to which Mourinho replies: “They are not stupid. The fans are not stupid.” Kelly’s questions bring a further three answers of “No” from the Chelsea boss, as well as a “Nothing”, and a final “I cannot say”.

8. “You can say the linesman’s scored. It was a goal coming from the moon or from the Anfield Road stands.” – on Luis Garcia’s ‘ghost goal’ for Liverpool in the 2005 Champions League semi-final.

7. “If he is right and I am afraid of failure it is because I didn’t fail many times. Eight years without silverware, that’s failure. He’s a specialist in failure. If I do that in Chelsea, eight years, I leave and don’t come back.”

6. “It’s not important how we play. If you have a Ferrari and I have a small car, to beat you in a race I have to break your wheel or put sugar in your tank.” – on criticisms of his playing style at Inter Milan.

5. “The only club where her husband replaced me was at Inter Milan, where in six months he destroyed the best team in Europe at the time. And for her also to think about me and to speak about me, I think the lady needs to occupy her time, and if she takes care of her husband’s diet she will have less time to speak about me.” – on Rafael Benitez.

4. “It is omelettes and eggs. No eggs – no omelettes! It depends on the quality of the eggs. In the supermarket you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem.” – on the lack of funds available to him in 2007.

3. “If they made a film of my life, I think they should get George Clooney to play me. He’s a fantastic actor and my wife thinks he would be ideal.”

2. “I think he is one of these people who is a Viewer. He likes to watch other people. There are some guys who, when they are at home, have a big telescope to see what happens in other families. He speaks, speaks, speaks about Chelsea.” – on Arsene Wenger.

1. “I have top players and, I’m sorry, we have a top manager. Please do not call me arrogant because what I say is true. I’m European champion, I’m not one out of the bottle, I think I’m a special one.” – on taking over at Chelsea in 2004. A special one, not The Special One, y’see?


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Disturbing photos of a baby suffering from a strange deficiency that increases her body size excessively has emerged with doctors putting heads together to tackle the ailment.

A morbidly obese toddler tips the scales at 53lbs (24kg) – making her one of the heaviest girls in the world for her age.

In March 2015, 18-month-old Aliya Saleem weighed 41lbs (18kg) and her incredible size garnered worldwide attention. A video about Aliya and her family’s ordeal received more than 21 million views on YouTube channel Barcroft TV.

But her mother Shabnam Parveen and father Mohammad Saleem, who live in Jharkhand, in the Indian district of Ranchi, were left baffled by what was causing their daughter’s insatiable appetite.

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Now a paediatrician at the nearby Orchid Medical Centre has formulated a number of theories about what could be behind Aliya’s ever-expanding waistline.

Dr Bhavya Kumar has examined Aliya and believes she could be suffering from Prader-Willi syndrome – a rare disorder characterised by learning difficulties, growth abnormalities, and obsessive eating.

He said: “There could be some hormonal imbalance, there could some metabolic disease. There can be some genetic causes. It could be because of some tumour. But because there is a history of sibling loss with similar complaints, that points towards a genetic cause.

“So, I strongly suspect that this could be a case of some genetic disorder, most probably Prader-Willi syndrome, which is a very rare disorder.”

Courtesy: http://www..ng/2015/12/11/omg-can-this-be-the-fattest-baby-in-the-world-photos/#sthash.BHWsB26P.dpuf

Manchester City and Ivory Coast star player, Yaya Toure has won the BBC African Footballer of the year award.

He beat competition from Yacine Brahimi, Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, Andre Ayew and Sadio Mane to win the coveted award in London today. He last won it in 2013, and has now become the only player to have won the award twice apart from Jay Jay Okocha and Kanu Nwankwo.

“I am very proud. To receive this dedication from the fans is unbelievable” Toure told BBC Sport. “Also I want to pay tribute to the other nominees. African football is growing up, becoming much better and we have fantastic young players coming through now. I am delighted and very happy. And as an African player, I want to lead all my younger brothers to be successful in the future. When I was a kid I was always dreaming of being an important player. I have sacrificed a lot. I will continue to try to win a trophy every year, I will fight to win a personal trophy.” he said

Congrat Yaya!!!

Source: http://www..ng/2015/12/11/yaya-toure-wins-bbc-african-footballer-of-the-year-award/#sthash.qzHeF7rP.dpuf

A weird thing happened on Tuesday night. Manchester United played a football game, and it wasn’t a completely unwatchable dirge. What glorious bounty! What gifts we’ve been blessed with by the gods! What pleasure this must have bestowed on their fans! Of course, it didn’t do them very much good and they were deposited from Champions to Europa League by Wolfsburg, like a new parent dropping a soiled nappy into a bin.

While many United fans might have taken solace in this freewheelin’ performance, despite the defeat, you get the feeling that Louis van Gaal probably used it as a fine example of why he craves control, of why he teaches his team to jealously keep the ball like a child with a bag of sweets. “See what happens when you give in to chaos!?!?” he might have bellowed. “You see? We lose! We MUST HAVE CONTROL!”

He’s quite an intimidating man in the flesh, is Van Gaal. It’s partly that stare, the look in his eyes that not only says he’s right and everyone else is wrong, but that he can’t quite believe that everybody else is stupid enough to be so wrong. He’s pretty lofty too, appearing taller than the 6”1 that Wikipedia lists him as, which is possibly also because he has an exceptionally tall head; his is a melon that seems to just keep on going, eyebrows giving way to a forehead that seems to go for miles and miles, before it eventually turns into his odd quiff, suggesting even greater height. He looks a little bit like a long lost relative of Beavis, giving one the impression that he’s nudging Ryan Giggs on the bench not to make a tactical observation or to ask his advice, but simply to say “Uhuhuhuhuh.”

I watched the Leicester vs United game recently, and following his post-match press conference Van Gaal wandered out of the room, boisterously proclaiming that it was “better than last year, yes!?!?!” and happening to fix his eyes on the camera while doing so. It took plenty of self-control not to explode in a mass of sweat and piss and simply nervously gabble that yes, a 1-1 draw was a bit better than a 5-3 defeat.

So, in that respect it must be pretty difficult to disagree with him, even when he is quite, quite wrong. Like, for example, his assertion that United have improved this season partially because they got one round further in the Capital One Cup, as if he was expecting extra credit for simply delaying their embarrassing defeat to a lower division side. Last season, MK Dons in the first game they played, this time Middlesbrough in the second. An improvement, perhaps, but only in that a cold is an improvement from the flu.

This also applies to their style of play. United fans, not necessarily because of any entitlement or privilege but because they’d rather not have their arses bored off every week, have been rather vocal in their demands for more attacking football this season. The question was put to Van Gaal after their latest plodding effort in the league, the 0-0 draw with West Ham last weekend, and he appeared baffled by the idea they might be dissatisfied, and perhaps by what constituted attacking football.

He seemed confused that some United fans were encouraging him to attack, attack, attack, attack, attack, on the basis that he thought that’s exactly what they were doing. He pointed out that they dominated the game, which technically they did, it’s just they didn’t do a great deal with that domination, and it seems the difference of opinion comes down to this whether you think having the ball in your opponents’ half a lot is the same as attacking. Van Gaal does, the assembled masses at Old Trafford beg to differ. Claiming this United team have been an attacking one for most of this season is a bit like claiming an A4 piece of paper folded into a cone shape is a suitable hat. Technically it’s true, in that it would cover part of your head, but in practice it’s nonsense.

Van Gaal will point to United’s position in the league, three points off the top, but in a division this mediocre, real improvement would have them winning the thing by a street. The problem is that he will use those domestic results as proof that he is right, despite European competition showing this United team up for what they are (or perhaps aren’t), and the sea of increasingly loud voices disagreeing with his approach. His stubbornness and absolute conviction that he’s right may be a fine quality in some respects, but in others it has meant he hasn’t properly adapted to the league, and it certainly seems to mean he doesn’t properly listen to other opinions.

In this respect he has similarities with another rather cocksure international figure with curious hair. Donald Trump this week declared that he thinks all brown people should be put into a large Tupperware container and put away somewhere (or something like that, bit sketchy on the details), and his response to virtually the entire world telling him he was a disgusting loon and very, very wrong was to literally say “I. Don’t. Care.” Van Gaal presumably does not share Trump’s spicy views on diversity, but both men are driven by the absolute conviction that they are right and aren’t especially bothered who disagrees with them. Of course, one man could end up wrecking the world with his racist idiocy while the other might only bore a few people watching football, but still.

The other similarity is that, because of the proclivities of a few misguided souls, both men might be around for a little while yet. Trump is bafflingly ahead in most polls for the Republican nomination for president, while some in the Old Trafford hierarchy are so smitten with Van Gaal that they apparently want him to stay beyond his current contract, due to expire in 2017. So we might have another two, three, four years of this stuff. God help us all.

source: http://www.football365.com/news/louis-van-gaal-footballs-donald-trump-sort-of

This will get to the frontpage as far as semi-unclad was mentioned.


Btw, y are women's body so pleasing to the eye? See as the tin jollof 4 eye.

I was here.


In case this makes FrontPage.I doubt tho.

Governor Obiano and Peter Obi met at Abagana town in Anambra State on December 4th, 2015 during a burial programme.

Here's the arguments that ensued..

Peter Obi : Nwokem, did you say that you did not see ‪#NGN 75 billion‬ cash and investment I handed over to you ?
Obiano : em em em not true ..
Peter Obi: Not what ?
Obiano: am not the one that said that.
Obi : who did ?
Obiano: SSG and Principal Secretary .
Obi : Did I handover the govt to the people you mentioned or to you ?
Obiano : To me , yes am the Governor of Anambra State!
Obi: then assume you governorship .
Obiano: I must tell you that I was embarrassed by the outcome of the Press Conference and Valentine Obienyem 's detailed account of the cash handed over to you, almost made me a poor accountant in the eyes of the people .
Obi: but you ought to know by now that I don't joke with documents and accountability .I dont !
Obiano : when I saw you here today , my heart skipped .
Obi: why ?
Obiano : I felt guilty for fighting a man that made me governor especially when you were not fighting me.
You quietly left APGA when we requested that you should go .Yet we are fighting you.
Obi: hahahaha, it's your trouble and not mine .I feel free .
Obiano: Do you know that these men around me are my greatest problem .They will always come up with Obi this, Obi that .
Obi: you said that you only received ‪#NGN 9 billion‬ cash ? Please if yes , what happened with other over ‪#‎28billion‬ in various Bank accounts I handed you over as listed by Val Obienyem ?
Again, in which of the account(s) did you get the N9billion from so that we will know the bank to hold responsible ? Or has some people in your team diverted the other funds in various Bank accounts without your knowledge? Have you reached out to these banks ?
Obiano : I am really confused , I am ...
Obi: this is not issue of confusion , we are talking about Anambra State money and you are talking emotion . Your Excellency , be mindful of sycophants before they mess you up.
I wish you the best.
Obiano: But they told me to be careful with you .I am confused, really .
Obi: well, i am here only for this burial ceremony . Jisie Ike
‪#‎GodBlessAnambra‬

..Culled from Ikechukwu Onyia's Facebook wall

Disclaimer: This fictional interaction was created through Onyia's personal imagination drawn from the picture of Obiano and Obi during their meeting at Abagana town for a burial ceremony.

Predecessor, Mr Peter Obi and successor, Governor Willie Obiano of Anambra State, met at Abagana, Anambra State for the burial ceremony of a friend. It is no hidden fact that both men don't see eye to eye after Mr Obi left APGA to join PDP, with Obi claiming that he left about NGN 75 billion in the state coffers before leaving office; a claim the incumbent, Governor Obiano denied as untrue.

What do you think was the topic of their discussion as their faces 'come stern like dat'. Lmao

Craven:
seun uboma davide470

Please take a look at my conversation with Philadelphia. It starts on the previous page and ends here. And during the time, he's broken quite a number of rules. One of them is sharing false information; apparently he seems so hell bent on ruining my image on Nairaland. And I'm not surprised, with my witty retorts to his petty replies and the support I garnered from putting this person in his place, it's no wonder he is still bitter. But I cannot be bothered. I'd just rather you put this fellow on a leash. You cannot have nuisances running around trying to ruin the Nairaland experience for everyone, can you?

Thanks.

My man, just ignore that fellow. There's a saying that when people you hardly know starts beefing you for no just cause, you know that you are miles ahead of them. Just ignore him. From my experience, "nothing hurts a looser more than to be ignored". He will get tired. Trust me on that! Am really good at ignoring nuisances.
#letthegloatingcontinue#