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Politics / Re: 12 Million Households To Get ₦‎8,000 For Six Months, Says Tinubu by Samdelzon(m): 5:31pm On Jul 13, 2023
That's about $10/ per household.
This is not the kind of paliative Nigerians expected o! undecided angry undecided[/sub][sub]
Travel / Re: My Wife Younger Brother Invited Me To USA; Please I Need Guidance/steps by Samdelzon(m): 6:30pm On Mar 11, 2023
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Phones / Re: Elon Musk: Commercial, Government Users To Pay For Twitter by Samdelzon(m): 10:33am On May 04, 2022
Wetin go come happen now if Elon Musk say make payment be in crypto?
Wetin our Government, CBN and commercial banks go do??
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Business / Re: I Just Got My Inheritance; I Need Your Advice by Samdelzon(m): 1:21pm On Jan 24, 2022
My friend this is not bitcoin we are talking about here, it's the US Dollar$ please.


And what happens when the dollar crashes by this year ending[/quote]
Romance / Re: What To Do If A Lady Asks For Money For Data Or Changing Of Phones - Reno Omokri by Samdelzon(m): 9:23am On Jan 08, 2022
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tolufase:
This is what Nigerian ladies have reduced themselves to. One vividly told me early last month that I'm a wicked soul. When I asked what I have done, she said I was avoiding her due to the Yuletide period. Just imagined nairalanders.
Crime / Re: Village Council Chairman Exhumes Corpse After Family Failed To Provide Items by Samdelzon(m): 12:23pm On Oct 06, 2021
ShitHead:
They came in the name of the King of Peace to fight a man resting in peace.

They' ve pissed on his peace and have seized the deceased's sleep..

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Foreign Affairs / Re: More Than A Billion Seashore Animals Cooked To Death In Canada Heatwave(pic) by Samdelzon(m): 1:04pm On Jul 19, 2021
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Clerverly:
See better meat shocked shocked Just add enough pepper garlic, small ginger, and scent leaf..

It lowers BP grin grin grin grin ;Dand good for 5 -seconds men... lipsrsealed
Politics / Re: Pharaoh Okadigbo Dies In An Accident (Pictures) by Samdelzon(m): 7:43pm On May 23, 2021
Saw the wreckage this morning ( around Kado- Life camp road just before the jayi- gwarimpa bridge) at about 7a.m. The FRSC towing truck was trying to tow away the wreck.
It was a very gory sight to behold. He crashed into a container off the road... I thought to myself that there was no way the driver would be alive after such a horrific crash.
RIP to the dead!
Politics / Re: Tension In Abuja Over Hundreds Of Migrating Herders From Niger republic by Samdelzon(m): 9:52am On May 06, 2021
AbaganaMiracle:
All of you are fools thinking that these people are herders. These are terrorists coming in to assist in the fight of taking over Abuja. OyigboUpdate alias Udele, and Chukwuma Dike alias chukwuaustin, you are no longer safe in your hideout. I hope they catch you both first and slit your saboteur throats in broad daylight. Ikonso people are waiting for you back in Biafraland. You killed Ikonso and you must not go free.

Exactly, you are right...
Celebrities / Re: Ling And Lamb: The Nigerian-american Couple Breaking The Internet With Funny Vid by Samdelzon(m): 9:12pm On Apr 21, 2021
I've been a proud subscriber to their YouTube channel since last year grin grin grin
Phones / Re: I Started My Generator & Switched On My Freezer & Stabilizer, Then This Happened by Samdelzon(m): 1:12am On Dec 24, 2020
Been doing same for the past 8 years and never had any issue. I use a 4kva Gen though!�

joey150:


Give a reason? A valid electrical reason why you cannot use your stabilizer and generator?

I've used mine for five years now, not one problem.
You can argue that it is redundant, but I'll like to know why you think it spoils anything.
Crime / Re: Man Laments As Hoodlums Destroy His Car, Steal Car Parts (Video) by Samdelzon(m): 3:59pm On Oct 25, 2020
Throwback:
Why is he lamenting when they were only looking for palliatives.

Next time, keep some palliative in the car for those whose birthright it is.
You are a thief and I pray you experience this.
May this prayer of mine come to pass in Jesus name!
Politics / Re: Gunshots As Hoodlums Loot Dogara’s House In Jos by Samdelzon(m): 3:47pm On Oct 25, 2020
It's so unfortunate that some of you guys reason with your brains churned inside out. So you think it's okay for your friends, the hoodlums, to move on to looting and robbing the hard working middle class next?
You and your likes are really St****pd and sensele*s to even show an iota of agreement by way of your reply to this thought.

If you have a family, I mean your own (kids and a wife with dependants) you will never type "Oga go and sit down" as you did. Your type and kind is a thief. Never wanting to work, but tactically and eagerly waiting to steal from the hard working ones.
Go get a life, learn a hand work, open up for business and invite your hoodlum friends to come clean up your business premises for you!
If you respond to me, then you'll just be confirming to me that you're indeed a lazy Nigerian youth.
bottlewater1:


oga go and sit down

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Career / Re: What Was The Amount Of Your First Salary? by Samdelzon(m): 8:37am On Sep 18, 2020
12k, 2004. But chaiii d money get serious value those days o .. grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by Samdelzon(m): 11:05am On Aug 12, 2020
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bigjackass:
people that seat at the front with the driver in commercial bus

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Politics / Re: NSITF Management Reject Suspension By Ngige by Samdelzon(m): 9:15am On Jul 03, 2020
olisaEze:
This is what you get when square pegs are forced themselves into round holes.
Everyone now wants to be a low budget Abba Kyari.
If the President has approved his suspension, why not wait until he communicates his approval to their office?
A Minister that does not understand procedure will end up 'IbeKachikwuing' himself! grin
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Education / Re: IPPIS: ASUU Plunged FG Into N800bn Debt, Says Ngige by Samdelzon(m): 3:22pm On Jun 01, 2020
kingi777:
The IPPIS doesn't have any package for payment of allowances to lecturers. Therefore, It's only the basic salaries they now earn. So how does federal government expect them to call off the strike and diligently work when they are forcefully enrolled into IPPIS and striping them of some allowances that make their salaries tangible.


BEFORE YOU CRITICISE THE LECTURERS TAKE A LOOK AT THIS;

Take home salary for lecturers after IPPIS deduction without allowances:
PhD LII is #130,000
PhD LI is #163,000 plus min. 3 years post PhD
Senior Lecturer #235,000 plus min. 6years post PhD
Professor ��‍� #345,000 plus min. 10 years post PhD
Senior Professor ��‍� #423,000....
Minimum of 3years gap with hard work. Many spend as high as 5years before they can move up the ladder of promotions.

REMEMBER
From these peanuts of a pay;
They teach a crowd for a class
They supervise multitudes
They attend conferences from their pockets
They attend seminars from this peanuts
They write and publish articles in reputable journals (enquire the cost of publishing).....etc
They undergo rigorous stress to carry out research.
They spend minimum of 4 years in BSc
They spend minimum of 2 years in MSc
They spend minimum of 3 years in PhD (in Nigeria is near impossible they even spend upto 5 years and above).

Consider their rigours, the pain, the emotional trauma, physical drain, brain drain, intellectual drain they go through just to be qualified for their job specification...

I think our Lecturers work like elephants and earn like ants, they deserve a better pay or renumeration.

In terms of welfare:
You know that 50% of your lecturers don't have good offices/furnitures.
Most lecturers lack good working environment.
Most lecturers handle/teach a crowd of students yet they still try to deliver lectures in such environment (instead of the normal 30-50 students class size).
Most Lecturers supervise projects at their expense.
You want his best yet you deny him the best.

When you compare this salary with those of other Federal Govt agencies it's very very ridiculous.
If you compare it with Universities abroad then Nigeria �� salary scale for lecturers is infinitesimally small.

Before you criticise them;
First put yourself in their shoes.
Could you have studied to PhD just to earn #130,000?
Could you have invested the better part of your life upto Prof just to earn #345,000?
Think! They may not have been the best they should yet they are among the best in the world especially if they are giving the right environment to practice.

Before you criticise ASUU/Lecturers think.
Except you are happy with the state of the university system.

NO COUNTRY CAN GROW BEYOND IT'S VALUE FOR EDUCATION.

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Then this is the best time to start a side hustle!
Crime / Re: Pastor Adeboye Reacts To Rape Of Uwa Omozuwa, UNIBEN Student In Edo RCCG by Samdelzon(m): 3:14pm On Jun 01, 2020
Hisincrease:
Why Kill the girl after raping her? Why? Just Why?

I don't know what more to say but if I had the power the rapist will die everyday in 365days.

Why? Just why?
The act of killing her after been raped simply means one thing, she knows her killer(s).
Travel / Re: My Flight Experience With A Flight Attendant by Samdelzon(m): 4:50am On May 28, 2020
xrucifix05:
How can other flight attendants assist you if don't give tips. Learn how to give tips, its gonna help you all the way.
Most sensible advice on this thread!!!!!������
Crime / Re: Relief Disbursement Collation Form by Samdelzon(m): 9:57am On Apr 20, 2020
But don't you know that it's the scammers that would later call, stating the information you filled in your submission and further ask for other details? The fact that you won't fall for it, doesn't rule out the possibility of so many others falling for it, whether they're gullible or not.

Don't drop your info or fill this form as the Federal Government has not published such.

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Crime / Re: Relief Disbursement Collation Form by Samdelzon(m): 3:39am On Apr 20, 2020
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Romance / Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by Samdelzon(m): 4:26pm On Apr 17, 2020
BrilliantGigolo:



Simp!
Just a letter of employment?? You never see salary and you don propose.

Your mama carry you for 9 months still come feed you. Your papa hustle , suffer so that you go fit see University.

Your Local Government Chairman work Npower Slot give you make hunger no kill you that time.

Baba God come pick your call and the only thing you remember is to propose and invite a liability into your life?

Not even a year of savings and planning?

May God not give us Kids like Op who will disgrace us over the internet.

Tueh


Chaiiii easy nau, this your response na "Epic Savagery at its peak o" !!!!
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye On Christmas Vacation With His Children And Father (Pictures) by Samdelzon(m): 2:52pm On Dec 24, 2019
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Allow me to Flex o!
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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Youtube Video Format Converter by Samdelzon(m): 8:55am On Dec 20, 2019
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Phones / Re: Oppo Reno 3 To Launch In December With 5G Support by Samdelzon(m): 11:54am On Nov 21, 2019
Ykc2:
please i want to buy it bring it to me in my area in Abeokuta by 11 pm then I will like to pay you cash

11pm?
Kidnapper sighted!!!!!
Phones / Re: Oppo Reno 3 To Launch In December With 5G Support by Samdelzon(m): 11:51am On Nov 21, 2019
Liar !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Which 5G
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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Frodd Kisses Juliet Ibrahim At An Event by Samdelzon(m): 2:29pm On Oct 14, 2019
tillaman:
I was thinking about French and Spanish kiss

Na im you come see Agege kiss grin grin grin
Food / Re: Huge Manatee Killed By Residents In Taraba State (Photos) by Samdelzon(m): 8:58am On Sep 24, 2019
donbachi:
imagine opening the belly and u see 3 briefcases full of dollars.

That one go be mami water money o!!!
Just leave am as you see am o. grin
Crime / Re: Lagos Security Guard Tied Up, Attempts To Stab Himself & Boss (Photos) by Samdelzon(m): 10:11am On Aug 06, 2019
If you want to know how bad, addictive and dangerous gum is, check out this link:
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Crime / Re: Michael Aworosaiye Suicide: Doctor Who Tried To Rescue Minister Says CCTV Saved by Samdelzon(m): 12:54pm On May 18, 2019
ednut1:
i have a friend in his former church. His wedding was cancelled cos another church gal he was fuking got jealous and licked his nudes. D house he was staying was given to him by the former church and they told him to vacate on his return to rccg. If u wan be pastor but a pastor if u want to be a fuker be a fuker abeg.
Nawaaa ooo!!!
Crime / Re: Michael Aworosaiye Suicide: Doctor Who Tried To Rescue Minister Says CCTV Saved by Samdelzon(m): 12:52pm On May 18, 2019
ednut1:
i have a friend in his former church. His wedding was cancelled cos another church gal he was fuking got jealous and licked his nudes. D house he was staying was given to him by the former church and they told him to vacate on his return to rccg. If u wan be pastor but a pastor if u want to be a fuker be a fuker abeg.
Nawaaa oooo !!!
Politics / Re: Has Bukola Saraki Served Kwara State? by Samdelzon(m): 11:33pm On Jan 05, 2019
Bukola Saraki and his band of thieves have done nothing good for kwara, a state that has for long been in the pockets of the sarakis. Op, may you and your generation experience the backwardness and stagnancy that kwara has been experiencing....
Kwarans come election time, let's troop out and vote out every element associated with and related to the sarakis.

O To Gee!!!

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