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it's not a video.

Ok i stumbled into this site when I was looking for videos of busted scammers.

This ones are especially fascinating.

http://www.419eater.com/html/joe_eboh.htm

http://www.419eater.com/html/martins_jide.htm

God bless these 419 eaters hun

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Badriyyah:
Ok, Went through all the projects provided on the link, But be honest, would the AVERAGE Nigerian be able to afford such luxuries?

What do you want? there are projects there that try to accommodate the average person. They'll atleast provide jobs in thousands,

you want projects? here
http://www.skyscrapercity.com/forumdisplay.php?f=1481

Obama didn't go to Nigeria for obvious reasons (not the foolishness you are talking here): Niger-delta crises et all. security; nothing more.

there's absolutely no truth in that story.

Reason: /ri:z'n/

nateevs:
You may have gotten it slightly wrong there. We actually do a mixture of both.
Men lust after women for most of their lives and can't back the act up even with a silly reason . . .
It's a bloody response to nature. . . .

Reason is when a Man knows he should avoid infidelity and he does. .

Nature is what makes a woman startle as she ears her crying baby. . . not reason. .
Nature is the instinctive and unflinching desire to deny yourself for the sake of your children. .

We always do a bit of both. . .


The problem sometimes is not knowing when to apply reason. . . .
A woman that cooks for her child does it out of nature. . not reason.
When she doesn't . . . . it's reason. Like "I can't cook" !


No one debates about a woman that can cook . . . People will think you are insane. 
There are 5 pages already about a woman who can't cook. . . . Doesn't that tell you something is wrong ?

FL Gators:
My gosh. I love your posts on this thread.

The ability to rationalise without vexation and profanity is really not common in men. And for that, I doff my hat for you.

Keep it up, mehn

hmm

An average woman (not an orphan, destitute, or insane) who lived in a house for 20 years of her life, only to sit at the table (or restaurant) at meal times without even being curious about how that meal was prepared is quintessentially mentally and physically lazy. A mentally and physically lazy wife is a useless wife.

And there goes the "lion in the zoo" story posted above. . .

Ghanaians fear Nigerian domination of economy –Minister
By Oyetunji Abioye
Published: Monday, 18 May 2009
Ghanaian Minister of Trade and Industry, Mrs. Hannah Tetteh, on Sunday threw an insight into why the alleged xenophobic feelings in her country had remained despite efforts at resolving it.

Ghanaian business men were accused of asking foreigners, including Nigerians to leave, for “dominating” their economy.

Tetteh, who spoke with journalists at a press conference at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport, Lagos, on Sunday, said Ghanaian traders were not happy that while Nigerian goods are having free access to the Ghanaian Market, Nigeria had refused to give such access to Ghanaian goods which come under Nigeria’s Import Prohibition List.


The minister said that Ghanaian traders believed that such ought not to be the Case under the economic integration policy on which the Economic Community of West Africa States was based.

According to her, she said following complaints by Ghanaian Trade Union Association, the ministry found out that some foreigners including Nigerians doing business at a certain area in Accra, were not in compliance with the $350,000 minimum capital required by non-Ghanaians to operate a business.

This, she said her ministry looked into and gave Nigerian businessmen a concession to come together and raise the capital, a development which Ghanaian traders were not still happy about, believing that Nigerians traders do not deserve such pointing to her Import prohibition policy.

Tetteh refuted an allegation that its government was further raising the stake for doing business from $350,000 to $1m, saying such was only a proposal for legislation raised by the Ghana Investment Promotion council, which was yet to get to Cabinet.

The Minister further said that all foreign banks operating in Ghana had been asked to recapitalise on or before December 31, 2009 in preparation for an “oil economy” which her country would start operating from next year, contrary to allegation that such was being targeted at Nigerian banks.

She said that Ghanaian banks had also being asked to do same before December 31, 2010 . On why there was difference in the compliance date, Tetteh, said, “such was only meant to be home advantage purpose.”

However, the Minister who was an official visit to Nigeria for the purpose said she had met with the Nigeria ’s Minister of Trade and Commerce, Mr. Humphrey Aba, and decision had been reached for the creation of a technical cooperation committee which would resolve the problem.








I don't seem to understand what she means by "domination of economy". They are private businesses, so they can't say they are taking jobs. Apart from the remittances home, the presence of the traders actually boosts their economy. What's the issue?

Krayola:
I think every tom d!ck and Fatai knows that men do not generally produce milk. YOu are stating the obvious. What i'm saying is that it occurs in nature, and even on rare occasion in humans. Damn,  do i have to draw a colorful diagram with labels? 

So how do you juxtapose your lactating analogy with the fact that all married women should be able to cook? Acidrop already stated a clear example of an exemption. Maybe you should read the thread a little before posting.

Krayola:
@ nateevs, olodo ni bobo yi sha, 

Anyways, my point was that in nature all sorts of things occur. There are species where the females do all the nurturing, and there are species where males do all of it. FOR EXAMPLE,  DAMSELFISHES, As far as male lactating goes the Dayak fruit bat of Southeast Asia produces milk and breast feeds the young.


"Actually a significant number of boys around the age of puberty do develop breasts," he continues, "so the tissue is there, but it regresses." In short, men may not have full-fledged breasts but they certainly can lactate, under extreme circumstances.

Pulitzer Prize-winning author and one-time physiologist Jared Diamond from 1995 article "father's milk".

There are all sorts of examples in nature where the males take on roles that are generally seen as female roles,  I could list more but then ur insecure ass will just accuse me of "trying to show off"

You guys generalize too much,  aiye po gan.  The hardest things to prove are universality or exclusivity of anything. Attempting to do what you are doing is a suicide mission. there is no way to successfully do what you are trying to.  U dig? u can't win this one. It is a lost cause.

Now, you wouldn't blame that particular lion in the zoo, but you should blame the lion if he gets released and decides do become a daddy before perfecting the act (especially if he can pick up a book titled "the ABCs of hunting". That of course would spell starvation for the poor cubs. The point is: if you want to get married (become a papa lion), just learn to cook first. It'll play an important role in making your house a home.

There are always conditions to most facts. That a lion can't hunt because he was kept in the zoo all his life doesn't beat the fact that naturally, all lions should be skillful hunters.

acidrop:
believe it or not moments of realisation may be after marriage proceeds,  . . . plus its not ignorance dats the excuse here, its the unavailability

acidrop:
lol u havent seen anything yet. ,  . . n u will be in a situation that u have no choice but be reasonable, now wat would u say to a gurl who was not exposed to the cooking and housekeeping environment, u think everywhere  is like ur immediate environment. . . . . plus there is no way u can compare personal hygiene such as shaving to inability to cook, thats jst an akward example, n ur 2nd example, is it not who has a car that will learn hw to drive one. . . . .i bet our forefathers died whitout the skills of riding a car

now I see so much 'reason' in that. Unavailability of what? the kettle, or the firewood?

Why do you keep changing the topic? Nobody is disputing the fact that men should help with regular house chores; but saying that a woman's inability to cook does not tell you anything about her person is just insane. It's just like a man that cannot shave his damn self, or a 40 year old city man that cannot drive! (or even a chicken that cannot find worms for her chicks) I can make you the best confectionaries and soups all day, but a wife that can't make me coffee and boiled eggs for breakfast on a bad morning. . .   chaaa. I don't want my wife mowing the lawn in the morning, and i don't want to find myself stitching my daughters ballet attire (even though I can, and I would if necessary); neither do I want my find my wife outside nailing the leaking roof (even if she can), just as I don't want to braid my daughter's hair (even if I can, and I would if necessary). There are just some things men and women must know how to do-- things that complete them.

Well, since I can't find any naija man on this thread that'll tolerate a non-cooking wife, good luck to the women who think they can work things out (except they find a male women rights activist).

Third parties

It'll be pure bliss when your septuagenarian mummies and daddies visit for the weekend.

ifyalways:
It is good for a woman to know how to cook.

A home with a wife who can't cook- even if the husband is a master chef- is a failure. Don't deceive yourselves women. If you can't cook, just don't get married yet (well, don't get married in Nigeria).

babzyshe:
7000 troops

I think the federal government need to explain to Nigerians why it is at war with its citizens.

Did it ever occur to you that the 7000 troops, warships and gunboats are being funded and maintained by proceeds from Niger Delta oil revenue

Yeah like Nigeria can't have 7000troops, 2 warships and 7 gunboats without the Niger Delta oil revenue.

http://www.worldfamousnaijablog.com/2008/12/artiste-watch-jesse-jagz.html

scroll down on that link and listen to his songs.

I think I read somewhere that Nigeria has a shortage of hangmen. I say: kills! while making money out if it  . . . Unno, the real 'licensed to kills'

Jakumo!!!

Sugar cane baby is on fire!

Didn't quite get your point, but. . . don't be stupid.

^{raises throat like a neighing horse} ♪♬ I drrrreamed a drrrrream in time gone buuuuuuy,
When hope was high and life, worth liviiiiiiiingggggg. . . ♪♬

neither are the guys at Indecency.com

These Ghanaians sha 

Frankly speaking, I would only identify disciplinary fibre in the president if he ensures that these cold criminals are condemned to death. Only that would have any effect on any potential signature forger.