Today is April 1st, international day for making a fool out of someone. I love all Nairalandrrs to share their experiences on how they fooled someone and how they were fooled.

Years back, as early as 6am, I woke my neigbourhood up. I told them while jogging that morning, I saw a witch hanging on an electric pole. You know na! Nigerians and stories of witches hanging on an electric pole. The new spread like wide fire. They are wear running just a distance of abt 500 meters just to see the witch.

On getting to the location, they discovered they were just been fooled. O boy, see as people just dey troupe to my house to warm me.
I won't forget this man who was sick, e came out in just boxers, his children and wife out ran him to the suppose place. it was all fun. My beloved Poole kind drop yours.

Its was scarry, It happened exactly 6pm GMT+1. Thise guys were prepared. At first, it started like a some kids blowing knock-outs, Though it was gun shots. Before we knew it, Bombs sounds every where. Sporadic gun shots filled the air.
They attacked Keystine Bank and Unity Bank. One of the secutity staffs of Unity bank was killed. I'm currently not aware if the carted away with money.


Today I experienced something I've never experienced. its something mouth can't explain.

Afam4eva: This just supports the notion that Billionaires hate neigbours. We remember how Bill gates bought an estate in Washington state and chased all the neigbours away by using money to slap them. The same with Ellison of Oracle that bough a whole beach front in Malibu, California and payed of all his neigbors to have his privacy. I intend doing the same too. The whole Bannana island will be mine. Yuzedo should look for alternative accomodation cos i'm buying everything

you have a wrong notion that billionaires hate neighbours. I believe everyone who lives in a face-me-i-fave you house, will go for a flat if they have more money, same with sharing a building not because they hate neighbours but because of privacy. Go on Mark.

BELIVER'S LOVEWORLD BUILDING A HAPPIER WORLD WITH LOVE.

True

That was during my nysc at Police Girls Grammer School, Shanono, kano. I was sitting at the reception office, the commandant(principal) of the school came in from her office passing. I greated her politely while sitting down, she screamed and insulted the hell out of me that I'm disrespectful, that I could greet her. She calculated when she served, every several staff rushed in to see if some one slapped madam and she was reacting. I was OMG, what have I done. See this yoruba woman she want make i prostrate greet her?

Funny question. Also for the atheist, foolish mindset, cos only a fool says in his heart there is no God. How can someone not believe in God but believe in a system or a place call heaven that God has created and "dwells" in? Atheist free your mind and let your heart speak to you.

Nigerians think! How many pastors do we have in this country and how many own jets? Think. If you must criticize or support anyone, think of the persons impart to the society. Words of wisdom. Think.

How will it impact my life and the populace. Olofofo people who upload stuffs I can't call information. Can someone tell me how to upload threads in NL?

babarazy: Interesting.

why won't it be interesting when it is cheap. 9ja I hail thee

Sign of End Time. It's not for Jonathan or any government to stop. This is just the beginning. One thing is sure, Christ has proclaimed peace for us. End Time. End Time.

My Edo People, dem say if you dey hungry and the food sweet well well, you go ask for another one. Na the same wit our Oshiobaba. Na BROOM dem take dey sweep dorti for house. Now AC go blow us cool.

Currently ACN has over 82% of the valid votes in Igarra and Akoko-Edo L G A in general. It's indeed a free and fair election here. If the music is sweet, you have to play it twice. Oshiobaba carry go.

I've never done business. My family has never been into business. The business Ideas that comes to me are always in their millions. I need your help on the what one can do with say 100 to 200,000 and also services that I can render to bring in cash.

You said mature comment. First how can you compare a being with a car. It shows how inhuman you are. Second, it shows your perspective concerning your wife. Your wife is a co partner with you. My question is what amount of money is outrageous to be spent for the up keep of a human being?

I was T O S in SHANONO LGA of Kano State. It was fun all out down to the hinterlands for rural rugged. The daily morning prayers except on sundays. I can't forget this song:
we are heir of the father, joint heirs with the son.... We are family, we are one. NCCF is a biggi family o yes.

Love is totally enough. In love you find forgiveness, tolerance, patience, understanding, kindness. Infact, the first expression of love is giving. If you know what love truely is, it is totally enough. Except you majorly want to remove giving from it and that's no love.

MRbrownJAY:

bro, i disagree with you, as it all has to do with how you approach your intended "target".

@OP
if you give this lady the chance to give you BS answers then she will, so change your tactics and get this lady involved and comfortable with you. here are just a few questions that CANNOT be answered with one liner answers:
- oh you are a student, so why did you decide to study medicine/law etc?
- there was a huge traffic jam on the way, how did you manage to come here so quick?
- woah you are a lawyer/doctor, tell me how exciting or boring a day at work is?
- really, you are from Kaduna? so how different life is, now that you are living in Lagos then?
- are you single, really.......so why/how did your last r/ship ended?
- why is a beautiful girl like you single?
- he cheated on you? but how did you found out and how involved in the r/ship were you at the time?
- how do you view men now that you have been burned ONCE?

anyway you can clearly see where i am going with this: GET HER INVOLVED IN THE DISCUSSION, and when she finally relaxes around you, it will come out naturally out of her mouth.

Ask them the right questions using the right words. They'll definitely open their mouth.

It's either Chelsea win win for Chelsea. No draw or lose. All I need from Chelsea is to disstabilize barca goal mouth with good shot. It's either Chelsea win win for Chelsea. No draw or lose. All I need from Chelsea is to disstabilize barca goal mouth with good shot. It's either Chelsea win win for Chelsea. No draw or lose. All I need from Chelsea is to disstabilize barca goal mouth with good shot.

Smart guy, you wan run babe show. Anyway, no be by force she no invite you, so just go back quietly, if people dey around o boy, just should out. GOD LOVES YOU, YOU MUST BE BORN again.

Folks, I'd like to know how does taking wine make you less spiritual and righteous. how not takin makes you more spiritual and righteous.
It takes revelation to teach the gospel and real boldness to preach it.

Poster talked about pastors pushing one's head. How does this concern Pastor Chris. Truely I know the folks that are on NL, first they are anti-known men of God, and two atheist.

I'v seen developement in Edo state in the past 3 years than the 10years PDP government spent. There are more dual roads today than before, drainage systems, effective transport system, even in aspect of education than before.
I'm not saying there are no grey areas, but the progress in Edo state is seen. Those from Other states mind what you hear or see in our news. Osho Baba is working.

It's just another 54 occultic oppulence. How positively are they impacting our world and the younger generation? They set a standard wit virtuous hardwork can't achieve except one belongs to a set or other.

My former boss, she wouldn't mind giving you her hand bag to hold. Also, backbitters, eye service, chewing gums, loud ring china tones, "over sabi & busy body" Friend's each one of us is guilty in one way or the other.

My daddy said " your past is over"