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EducationRe: Lagos Schools Where Alcohol, Gambling Thrive In Broad Daylight by SamOchuko: 10:29pm On Nov 19, 2023
Morbeta11:
https://punchng.com/lagos-schools-where-alcohol-gambling-thrive-in-broad-daylight/
I pray no one attacks the Awokoya lady as a result of this your post
PoliticsRe: Anger As Appeal Court Sacks 3rd Governor In Opposition Parties In 4 Days by SamOchuko: 10:24pm On Nov 19, 2023
waternogetenemy:
TINUBU WILL ONLY STOP ONCE THE LAW CATCH UP TO HIM.


THIS IS HOW CRIMINALS THINK AND OPERATE.



HE WILL BE LAUGHING AND CALLING HIMSELF SMART, UNTIL HE IS MET WITH EQUAL DETERMINATION AND STOPPED.


ANYTHING LESS, HE WILL TURN THE WHOLE PLACE UPSIDE DOWN AND IT WILL ONLY GET WORST THE LONGER HE IS THERE.
Very true, he had a very big laugh when Nasarawa state governor was sacked by the court. Be deceiving yourself
PoliticsRe: Anger As Appeal Court Sacks 3rd Governor In Opposition Parties In 4 Days by SamOchuko: 10:22pm On Nov 19, 2023
[quote author=Bobloco post=127057983]https://dailytrust.com/anger-as-appeal-court-sacks-3rd-governor-in-opposition-parties-in-4-days/[/quote


Democracy is always in danger when court judgement doesn’t favor a gang of Nigerian politicians, you guys should go to hell
PoliticsRe: Gov. Otti Commences Payment Of Judiciary Workers' 8-Year Salary Arrears by SamOchuko: 3:07pm On Nov 17, 2023
Metrix147:
Source: https://abntv.com.ng/news/excitement-as-otti-commences-payment-of-judiciary-workers-8-years-salary-arrears/
You are reporting what the governor’s spokesperson told you, so you can’t go out to hear directly from the workers? Very lazy journalist
FamilyRe: Wives Battered 340 Husbands To Pulp In 1yr —lagos Govt by SamOchuko: 10:09am On Nov 17, 2023
ijustdey:
….Commences monitoring of safeguarding, child protection implementation



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/11/wives-battered-340-husbands-to-pulp-in-1yr-lagos-govt/
You’re looking for means of amicable solutions for men being battered to a pulp by their wives but it is straight to jail if it’s the other way round, why don’t you charge the women to court for assault and battery like you do men beating their spouses? So men are not to be protected from the rampaging wives? Men are not human? Madam what is food for the goose should be food for the gander. Charge these husband beating wives to court, their husbands deserves to be protected.
EducationRe: Ogun Student Arrested For Allegedly Poisoning Girlfriend, FUNAAB Clears Student by SamOchuko: 11:57am On Nov 16, 2023
Goodmorning20:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/ogun-student-arrested-for-poisoning-girlfriend/%3famp




https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/ogun-varsity-clears-student-accused-of-poisoning-girlfriend/%3famp
Nigeria police and rushing to the press to give statements without investigations, can the police tell us how the came up with the girls being poisoned? Nor b false information them give out so? Very anyhow set of people.
AutosRe: Neatly Used 2019 Toyota Rav4 Going For #27m by SamOchuko: 10:33am On Nov 16, 2023
IcentautoKD:
Everything is working toks standard

Location Kaduna

Contact

08038427367
What’s the price for a brand new one?
FoodRe: See The 5 Pieces Of Fresh Tomatoes I Bought #700 This Afternoon by SamOchuko: 10:30am On Nov 16, 2023
ahnie:
The way some of una de talk sef is really annoying...so you de take ordinary Benin city compare asaba shebii??
Benin that cost of living is relatively cheap.
Why you day take out your frustration on me? Na me do you? You post something I comment on it being and asked where you live, you begin rant, I beg day your day, nor post again if you nor want people to comment
FoodRe: See The 5 Pieces Of Fresh Tomatoes I Bought #700 This Afternoon by SamOchuko: 8:30pm On Nov 15, 2023
ahnie:
This country is gone for good...I say make I burst go market try arrange fresh tomatoes to take prepared yam and tomato egg sauce.

With enough....please,abeg these fresh tomatoes were sold to me at the flat rate of 700 naira.

Ordinary yam n egg sauce stew like this don dey take style wan chop close to 5k to prepare,food that's meant for just one sitting.

I never add canned groundnut oil and eggs o....may God eppus.
Even in Benin ( Sapele road axis) where we say things are expensive, it’s not this expensive, tomato I bought for 500 yesterday is more than this, where do you live bro?
TravelRe: My Japa Plan Has Been Destroyed by SamOchuko: 10:36pm On Oct 26, 2023
Athena6:
So Nigeria have finally happen to me, I thought if I save a little to the 5M I have, it would be able to leave this country by next year.

But right now, it is impossible, I saw on Twitter how a lady was begging money for flight ticket which was about 2.2M, just flight ticket o.

Months ago, a relative of mine told me someone is looking for a dependent and he will connect me to the person, he said the payment was 4M and I was not going to pay much after that and I will stay with the person in the UK before I settle on my own but I was forming big girl saying I will do my process by myself.

Now look, dollar have increased, the money is now worthless, anyway when there is life, there is hope.

Nairaland please help me think of a business to start with 2M, I can't just leave the money in the bank to keep on depreciating.

Thank you
You wanted to add a little more to the 5m you had but Nigeria happened to you and now you’re seeking for investment advice, your 5m automatically turned 2m, make una continue. Who like make he/she believe this lienus
FamilyRe: See How Much I Give My Wife To Cook Food For Us Everyday by SamOchuko: 9:00am On Oct 20, 2023
Rtk4:
I give my wife #500 everyday to cook for the house and yet she complains, it's really annoying. Do you know that the #500 is even too much because there's everything a woman need to cook in bulk in the house. Meat, crayfish, Maggi, salt, seasonings..... I mean everything. All she buys is things we can't buy in bulk which is tomatoes and pepper. Please guys what's your take? Here in the north all thses perishables are too cheap, she just steps out of the house and buy them from women selling just in front of our house. Before some people start saying I'm stingy, you nmust also know that she doesn't lack anything. I give her pocket money and also buys her anything she needs as far as i can afford.
How many are you in the house?
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Spotted Walking Freely In The Street Of Onitsha, Anambra State by SamOchuko: 8:57am On Oct 20, 2023
Nonny95:
Mr Peter Obi randomly walking in the street of Onitsha.

Mr. Peter Obi walks freely among his people because he did not steal their money and they know he served them very well.

How many past governors or politician can walk freely like this in his neighborhood?
Yes oh, very freely with security men both in uniform and without uniform lurking around
CareerRe: UK Nigerian Man Reportedly Lost His Job After His Female Compatriot Report Him by SamOchuko: 3:37pm On Oct 17, 2023
Truths9ja:
UK-based Nigerian man reportedly lost his care job after his female compatriot reported him to their supervisor

📹: @jectimi_comedy

Video Credit: instablog9ja


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZETLmeuL9BE?si=jT17vmiMaIZWHyZ9
Was he retired cause she reported him or he was retired cause she reported his wrong doing? Did he not commit an offense hence she reported him? Would their firm had retained him if he was reported by aUK citizen? Was he not aware he would be dismissed if his wrong doing is discovered by his firm? Who can do should bear, he did the act so he should bear the consequence. My compatriot’s and entitlement mentality. You can’t eat your cake and still have it.
PoliticsRe: INEC Has Not Withdrawn From The Kano Governorship Election Petition Appeal by SamOchuko: 11:43pm On Oct 07, 2023
DrGoodman:
Then who posted the fake news?
Seems there are at least 2 INEC now
Very true, you know say INEC get account for nairaland
CrimeRe: AIG Confirms Arrest Of Suspected Vikings Cultists With Arms by SamOchuko: 12:57pm On Oct 05, 2023
Thonyboy:
The Assistant Inspector General, AIG, of Police for Zone Six, Calabar, Jonathan Towuru, has confirmed the arrest of suspected members of Supreme Vikings confraternity (SVC).

He said a team led by ACP Emeka Onyekaba intercepted the cultists.

A statement signed by the zonal PRO, SP Nelson Okpabi, said, “The ACP Emeka Onyekaba led X-Squad on the 23rd of September, 2023, at about 1530hrs, while conducting stop and search along Etinan road Akwa Ibom State, intercepted one Peter God’swill Edet ‘m’ 23 years and one Ekemini David Umoh ‘m’ 25 years all of No. 7 Peter Uboh Street, Abak road Uyo, on a motorcycle with two locally made pistols and a live cartridge.”

Okpabi said the suspects, dressed in black, were returning from the burial of their member ‘Aro Holy’ in Nsit Ubiom in Akwa Ibom State, when they were apprehended.

According to the statement, the suspects, on interrogation, confirmed that they were members of Supreme Vikings confraternity (SVC).

The suspects were also reported as having confessed further that they were given pistols by one Samuel whose other names are unknown, so that they should take them to Ekom Imam junction in Uyo.

The statement added, “Discreet investigation into the case is ongoing and the suspects will be arraigned in court at the end of investigation.

“The Assistant Inspector-General of Police, Zone 6 Headquarters Calabar. AIG Jonathan Towuru, has urged the peace loving people of the Zone to give credible information to the Police to enable them rid of criminals from the society.”

https://.ng/2023/10/05/aig-confirms-arrest-of-suspected-vikings-cultists-with-arms/
Discreet investigation is ongoing and you don release press statement to newsmen, you really day discreet, funny npf
RomanceRe: Some Ladies Will Remain Single For The Rest Of Their Life Because Of This by SamOchuko: 7:40am On Sep 28, 2023
EbolaTinubu:
There is this girl that I have known from when she was schooling. After I graduated and went for my service,I went to her and asked her out . While we were gisting,i asked for her hand in marriage but she just looked at me then as if I be one nonsense person or an alien asking for her hand in marriage grin grin
I just jejely went and married my beautiful darling. After so many years. I just called one of her niece today and we were just discussing oh. I then remembered her. Immediately I asked her niece about the lady oh. The niece now told me that she is around and still single. This is after some years oh. I really felt bad about it. I then told her niece to give me her number that I would want to link her with one of my cousin that is searching for a wife to marry. This evening,i chatted her up and introduced myself. She asked for my picture,i sent it to her after much questions , she couldn't recognize me again because man don add up small. I just can't believe how she responded to me. And this lady in question is desperately looking for a man to marry her oh. See the chat below. If it's you, will you still continue with the conversation or forget about her.
You “jehely went and marry your beautiful darling” you nor see the beautiful darling way you day go ask for her hand in marriage? You for go near “your beautiful darling” if she nor reject you? Bro go mourn your loss quietly and stop forming one kind thing way u nor b here
PoliticsRe: Shame....nigerians It Is Finished! We Now Know Who Asiwaju: He Was Jailed Twice! by SamOchuko: 8:14pm On Sep 26, 2023
Bigkoko:
What a time to be alive! When the Universe fights you, do not fight back, you can not win! Especially when the Universe picks a destiny child like HE Peter Obi, and his buddy HE Atiku Abubakar!
Nigerians will remember HE Atiku for two things:
1. He courageously fought 3rd Agenda to a stand still, even though he has a lot to loose.
2. Through his bankrolling of a legal tussle, a fraudulent and grossly corrupt Asiwaju was unmasked, disgraced and removed from power!

Here's what we now know.
* Operation cold stone is hanging on Asiwaju head. Put in place by America CiA.
* Asiwaju used forged papers to cover his real identities.
* Asiwaju forfeited large sums of money, making a person of interest (a Narco offender) to Justice Department.
* Asiwaju real name is not BOLA AHMED TINUBU, the real name is a fellow who has been jailed twice in the US, straight from my busddy who works at States Department.
* The international community is well aware of this criminal, that is why they give him cold shoulder.
* Asiwaju attempted to destroy Biden govt by making it look like POTUS supports him. A hot sushi for Republicans. David Axelrod actually collected huge sums of money to get a meeting with Biden on the sidelines of UNGA. Biden & his kitchen cabinet were not in support of this fellow. Poor Asiwaju.....all his moves are well known to the Republicans. Its the republican hand that makes it possible for the FBI to start releasing his doc by Oct, 2023.
* Because of Asiwaju, David Axelrod has been banned from White House.
* Every one who has connections with Asiwaju in the US are removing their hands, especially CSU.
* This week, Honorable Judge Nancy would rule..... even a baby can guess what the ruling would be grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
* Let be hold on to the icing on the cake: Someone was jailed twice in the US for fraud (bank fraud) and later rebranded into Bola A Tinubu grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin No be talk, but some documents viewed from FBI archives!

How are these fellows feeling?
The white haired cultist..
The US based Prof, who also is a bigot.
Chop chop FFK.
The jobless scavenger Reno
His real name is not BAT, his real is a fellow who has been jailed twice, dog lick your brain? So your mind nor tell you say you sound stupid? Go look for job, Ekpa
RomanceRe: Man Locks Himself In His House For 55years To Avoid Women (video) by SamOchuko: 9:32pm On Sep 24, 2023
Bvlgari:
Man locks himself in his house for 55years to avoid women shocked shocked shocked


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rnqb0OChyg

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxkChQ-r-7f/?igshid=MmU2YjMzNjRlOQ==
How did he get food to eat or was manna dropping in his room? Una with mumu stories
PoliticsRe: It Has Been Concluded They're Cutting Tinubu Loose by SamOchuko: 8:56am On Sep 24, 2023
Throwback:
I come in peace.

See my peace offering of vintage Obi below.
Why waste your time and data responding this fellow? Allow him and his cohorts to wallow in their delusion, they’ve vowed to continue this way and there’s nothing you’ll say that will make them see reason, it is best to let them be.
PoliticsRe: Peace Ekom Robert: Police Arrest, Detain Woman Who Sued IG, Others by SamOchuko: 6:29am On Sep 24, 2023
Islie:
Police Arrest, Detain Woman Who Sued Inspector-General, Others For Breaching Her Fundamental Rights




https://saharareporters.com/2023/09/23/nigerian-police-arrest-detain-woman-who-sued-inspector-general-others-breaching-her
Why Nigeria police nor day investigate before effecting arrest? Why them day detain person b4 investigation? What if the arrested persons turns out to be innocent? Will they compensate him/her? This act of theirs is very unprofessional.
PoliticsRe: Military Invades & Burns Ehime Mbano, Imo Over The Killing Of Officers by SamOchuko: 9:24pm On Sep 20, 2023
Supremos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVQbHWUqBSI?si=DaqlPIGeqWzjqocF
They’re going about it the wrong way but the one that brings ant infested firewood home shouldn’t blame anyone when lizards comes visiting. The killers of the military men lives amongst you guys, they’re ghost neither are they strangers to you guys, you’re receiving the dividends of cheering them on.
FamilyRe: After 37yrs In South Africa He Came Back To Drag Properties With My Father. by SamOchuko: 4:46pm On Sep 19, 2023
Peter532:
Hello all,
My dad immediate elder brother who went to south africa in the 90s is back to drag their parents property claiming to be the first son.

This is someone who after he travelled only came back once and never bothered about the affair's of the family.

Their father my grandfather died 2005 he was no where to be found. my grand mother died 2018 still nothing from him.

No contributions whatever even while their parents was still alive.

He cut all sort of communications with them and now he's back to lay claim on the properties.

The family is angry but some of the elders in the extended family are getting on is side claiming he's still the senior he was never disowned but they can't say it out though.

It's obvious he came back with almost nothing and felt laying claims on their parent property is the back up plan

No will was written and some of the old buildings has been reconstructed from the scratch by my father and yet someone is laying claim on it.

I will like to know how this will go because my father is ready to fight this with his last strength and we the children are firmly behind him
What are you guys fighting him for? Does his being away for 37 years makes him stop being his fathers child? He is still the eldest child wether you guys likes it or not and he is entitled to his fair share of his late dad estate. You guys should go make your own money and stop fighting your uncle from accessing his father’s his share of his father’s estate.
CrimeRe: 22-year-old Houseboy Stabs Madam To Death & Absconds With Car & Other Properties by SamOchuko: 7:36pm On Sep 15, 2023
Bvlgari:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfHAUn216Wg&pp=ygUPTWVsYW5pbiBwbGF5Ym95

22-year-old houseboy who stabbed his madam to death and absconded with some of her properties, including her car, has been arrested in Ghana.

The young man known as John Alister was arrested on Thursday, September 14, days after he was reported to have committed the act.

It was gathered that the young man employed as a house helper stabbed his madam Afia Ahenkan to death on Friday, September 8, just a month after starting work.

After committing the act, he fled the scene with her car, phone and other various items.

According to Ghanaweb, the houseboy used the victim's phone to engage in conversations, posing as the victim and sending messages to friends and close acquaintances.

During interrogation, the young boy confessed to the crime and disclosed that he sold her car and phone.

The victim, Afia Ahenkan was married to Black Stars legend Osei Kofi's son

The London-based son of the former Kotoko playmaker had hired the 22-year-old house help to assist with chores in their house.

It’s alleged that the 22-year-old has always been engaged in criminal acts.

In July this year, John allegedly stole over GHC 7,000 and four mobile phones from his former employer at East Legon after which he remained under the radar until he recently resurfaced in the news for his alleged involvement in the death of his new employer.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxNmFSFP03p/?igshid=MmU2YjMzNjRlOQ==
Ghanaians being who day are go still find way to blame Nigerians
RomanceRe: Pictures Of Me And My Boyfriend by SamOchuko: 11:19pm On Sep 09, 2023
Onkoolos:
Am I the only one noticing one hungry goat in the picture!!!
Why u day insult this fresh goat? That wide nose guy for the pics chubby reach this goat?
RomanceRe: My Brother's GF Has Snatched My Boyfriend by SamOchuko: 5:08pm On Sep 07, 2023
Karen2024:
I can't believe that my brother and I could be broken at same time by our lovers..
My younger brother has been coming with his gf to our residence almost every time and so do I. We didn't expect them to become so close but at one point in time we saw them drifting towards each other but still we never noticed they were forming basis for a relationship.
We noticed that they are in a relationship when my guy doesn't give me attention anymore and likewise my brother's gf to my brother. Last two days I saw them hanging around in a restaurant...I called my bf and he told me he was in the office but I was seeing him in a restaurant. I called my brother to give his gf a call to know where she was, she told him that she was in the market shopping for dinner.
I summoned my brother to come and meet me, they were about to leave when he arrived and we walked in on them..they were very surprised! We both ended it with them there and then. They have been begging, calling us since that day but we will not respond.
Truly, men are all scums!
Men are scum? What about your brothers gf that jilted him? Is she also a man?
RomanceRe: She Is A Lovable Person But Her Past Keeps Popping Up In My Head by SamOchuko: 4:10pm On Sep 07, 2023
ebijimi7:
Good morning landers, its a beautiful thursday morning here in lagos,
Ok so straight down to the business without much hassle.
It goes like this, ok I have this girl I'm dating she has been a lovable soul a friend,partner,lover and mother she is caring also I have never met a girl like that in my life since I became an adult the knky person that I know has those quality she possessed was my mum which is late now, she is from kwale I think a town In delta state and I am from ondo so we have been together for couple of years now so one day we had a heart to heart conversation she told me about her past and I also told her about mine thou I've dated some substantial amount of ladies sha, I don't want to mention before una call me (Ashewo or brostitute grin, so on the long run while explaining she told me what transpired between she qnd some of her exes the ones that kept deceiving her and collecting money from her she mentioned about 10 of them which she actually supported 2 to travel out of the country but they neglected and dumped her after they got over sea, more of like she fell into the hand of bad guys thou what kept ringing in my head and making me scared was the fact she made out with some of them and I still get angry knowing that fact sometimes she would be crying that I'm using her past against her just because she was inlove and it didn't work out within she and any of her ex , I loved her but this her past kept dragging me back and making me scared of taking the next step.
Not to mention all of what she has done for me but when I lost my mum she stood by me all through the difficult times she prays for me she was with me at the hospital for days until my mum passed out.
Looking at these are qualities I get confused the more because I dint know if I'm making the right decision by letting her go she rarely ask for anything
Please your candid advice I'd needed
There’s no one without a past, go for her if you genuinely love her b4 you go use your hand take troway gold go pick iron put for house.
RomanceRe: Are My Doing The Right Thing By Stealing From My Wife? by SamOchuko: 9:51pm On Sep 03, 2023
bokondogi:
My wife is into a lucrative business that involves buying and selling, I had advised her to be balancing her account at the close of business daily. She initially agreed and I helped her in doing the account stuff. As she's making a lot of money, she started hiding things from me, but I got to know how much she's making anyways as I have access to her bank accounts. (my email is linked to her accounts)
Then she started borrowing her siblings money to the extent that she borrowed her brother in law around a million naira to japa abroad which impacted negatively on her business as she started struggling to restock after sales, I noticed this but I feighned ignorance of it. So she started asking me to lend her money to cushion the effect. I am into buying and selling too and no much money to play around with, I agreed to be borrowing her the little I can that won't affect my own business much. So I give some of my customers her account number to pay for purchases they made from me, but I noticed my wife doesn't use to document some of the payments my customers make into her account. One day she asked me how much she's owing me, then I jokingly inflated the amount but surprisingly she didn't argue the amount. So I started inflating her indebtness to me and she always believe me.
Sometimes she will come home with lots sales cash stuffed into her bag
and asked me to help her arrange the cash and count. I will do as she asked but I will take from the cash sometimes between 20,000 and 30,000 and she won't notice any shortages.
Though anytime I need the money she lend from me, she will give me time and at the given time she will pay back but in few days she will start asking me to borrow her again.
Now after tallying the amount I have taken from her both in cash and the amount I inflated from my customers' transfers into her account, it's running into 800k. Though I planned to give her the 800k back at a later date to let her know the importance of taking account of her business, I have decided to change my mind because her brother in law has just paid her back the money she lend him to travel abroad.
If she had hearken to my advice and endeavor to taking stock of her business daily, she would have discovered the cash I have been pilfering from her and my misrepresentation of the money my customers send to her account.
And because of this I am keeping the cumulative 800k for myself as punishment for her act of disobedience and stupidity.
You’re a disgrace to all men, your type are the ones giving men bad names, she will end up calling all men names when she finds out the kind of despicable being she’s married to, you’re stealing from a woman that trust you and you’re proud about it, you that is supposed to guide and protect her is stealing from her and you’re trying to justify your stealing nature. I pray your sons don’t steal from their wife’s in the future. Thief
PoliticsRe: Tinubu: 44yr Old Lie Busted! Revelations Show He Didn't Attend CSU. by SamOchuko: 5:55pm On Sep 01, 2023

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