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PhonesRe: Just Bought A Stolen Phone! by SamOchuko: 7:30pm On Aug 25, 2023
4teenblaq:
I am devastated at the moment, just realized I bought a stolen phone..

What should I do?
Look for one bush go throw the phone put or better still drop in in the river, not go put yourself for had I known cause eye go turn your if police track that phone to you.
FamilyRe: Whose Name Should I Put On Papers Of The Car I Intend Buying For My Married Sis? by SamOchuko: 4:04pm On Aug 25, 2023
YoungDaNaval:
Greetings naira Landers, my only sister is happily married to a lawyer and this guy have been instrumental to me and my family since he got married to my sister. Now I intend getting a car for my sis because her office is a little bit far from their home, the problem now is I don't know how her husband will feel if I use my sister's name for the car papers. Now I'm contemplating between using only her name or including her husband's name to the document which made me to bring the question here. Please married couples in the house,I need your sincere advice.

Note: I don't want to discuss this with my sis and her husband because I want the car to be a surprise
Use Mr and Mrs ………………to avoid causing altercation in their home
PoliticsRe: Obaseki: I’m Scared Of FG’s Lack Of Plan For Nigerians After Subsidy Removal by SamOchuko: 12:14pm On Aug 25, 2023
jumper524:
https://www.arise.tv/im-shocked-scared-of-fgs-lack-of-plan-for-nigerians-after-subsidy-removal-says-edo-governor-obaseki/
See who day talk? What is your own post subsidy plan for the people of Edo state? Them say make fish come for meeting crayfish self waka come, oga what have you done for Edo state with the huge resources that you’ve received? What did you do with your share of the money Wike used to build 14 flyovers? Where is the #5b and five trucks of rice the FG just disbursed to you guys?
PoliticsRe: Oluwo Of Tede: Kwara Police Arrest Another Isese Activist In Ibadan, Detain Him by SamOchuko: 8:17pm On Aug 24, 2023
Ofunaofu:
https://punchng.com/kwara-police-arrest-isese-activist-n-ibadan-detain-him/?amp
He say person get juju for house, as them arrest am so he go go show them d part of the house way the juju day na, e nor pass so. There is consequence for every action.
FamilyRe: Why I Dumped Farida Sobowale After ‘n100m Wedding’ – Estranged Husband, Odulaja by SamOchuko: 1:26pm On Aug 23, 2023
dre11:
https://punchng.com/why-i-dumped-farida-sobowale-after-n100m-wedding-estranged-husband-odulaja/?amp


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Farida Sobowale 'House Of Phreeda' Attempts To Commit Suicide On Third Mainland
You were dating her when she was with her ex husband and you want her to be faithful to you? Base on you b Michael Jackson abi? Weldone sir
PoliticsRe: Capsized Seplat Oil Rig Operating Illegally In Nigeria Since 2016 — NIMASA by SamOchuko: 4:24pm On Aug 17, 2023
Islie:
Capsized Seplat Oil Rig Operating Illegally On Nigerian Waters Since 2016 — NIMASA




https://leadership.ng/capsized-seplat-oil-rig-operating-illegally-on-nigerian-waters-since-2016-nimasa/
Just imagine this stupid press release, they’ve been operating illegally since 2016 and you didn’t think to do anything about it? Why you nor just keep quiet? I day help you day shame. Rubbish
PoliticsRe: Lawyer Sues Emir Ibrahim Sulu-Gambari For Stopping Ilorin Isese Festival by SamOchuko: 6:15pm On Aug 15, 2023
IconicR:
This traditionalist should go and do their shit in osun state abeg.
Illorin has always been a religious state and I support the Emir on this
The Emir can never go wrong in my eyes
It is a religious state but traditional religion is not permitted, how is them a religious state? Or is Muslim the only religion that is recognized in your eyes?
PoliticsRe: Seyi Tinubu: The First Son Of Nigeria And His Security In Abuja by SamOchuko: 4:53pm On Aug 14, 2023
Hotwest:
what is ur problem with people from the southeast. So Fulani won't kidnap him abi
Your type is the problem of Nigeria, what make you think that all Obidients are from the East?
PoliticsRe: See My Governor Looking Fit, Classy, Smart And Well-Fed (picture) by SamOchuko: 10:22pm On Aug 13, 2023
hisexcellency34:
My darling governor, Ademola Adeleke looking fit and distinguished. God bless Osun State
So fit, extremely fit, with his trim tummy and 6 pack, see he tummy like 3 women combined 9 months pregnant belly, nor b only fit, na fitness
RomanceRe: My Male Cousin Is Always Taking Photos Around White People In Canada by SamOchuko: 10:25pm On Aug 12, 2023
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, my male cousin who recently left Nigeria for the UK and then to Canada is always taking pictures of himself around white people and tags himself as a “public figure” on instagram…

Why is he doing this?[/color]
You nor fit ask your cousin? How do you expect us to know why he’s doing it? Are we in his head?
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Uche Aigbe Charged With Unlawful Possession Of AK-47 Rifle by SamOchuko: 12:05am On Aug 11, 2023
BigBlackPreek:
However it is justifiable if he has license to own a gun


he's also a human
License to own an AK47? Who issues that license? Definitely not in Nigeria
Foreign AffairsRe: ECOWAS Activates Military Standby Force Over Niger Republic by SamOchuko: 12:02am On Aug 11, 2023
Taylor90:
Tinubu leave Niger matter alone

Pikin wey dey dance for road side something is beating drum for him inside the bush

Don’t invoke the anger of PUTIN to Nigeria

Ever since you snicked to Aso Rock through the widow you haven’t done anything good to better life of Nigerians

You carry Niger matter for head just to please the west while your country people are dying of hunger and hard times

Is it how female students of Chicago use to do?

Dollar is almost 1000, economy is in shambles, hunger is biting harder and all you care about is your western validation make them see say you be human being

Asari Dokubo threatened a sitting Governor you do face like say you no hear because he’s your thug.

You no send DSS after him rather romancing him with kids glove

You’ll forever be in the history for the worse president on planet

Wear adult pampers dey waka everywhere

You should have specialized on Cocaine and leave governance alone
The headline says ecowas but here you are mentioning Tinubu, is Tinubu ecowas? Your problem nor get solution. Just continue
BusinessRe: Tribunal sacks Kano House of Reps member, Yerima over fake certificate by SamOchuko: 3:53pm On Aug 10, 2023
Taylor90:
Tribunal please you’re the hope of the common Nigerian

Abeg you people should save us

It’s even hard for the rich and average let alone the poor

Dollar is 1000

Fuel is about to go up again

Hunger is so loud

Insecurity has become normal news

Life is extremely hard

While the urine device in Aso Rock is busy fighting Niger

Omo i feel so bad right now

Tribunal if you can disqualify someone for fake result then you can do more to a President with no educational record

A mandate thief who refused USA to release his educational and drug records

A man who said his WAEC was eaten by goat

A criminal who said he wrote SSCE at home in his fathers parlor
How you day feel typing this trash you just did? Who do you like this? Who program you to day spew out lies like this? Tinubu refused the US from releasing his results? After the CSU has done that severally? They even acknowledged him as brilliant, he said he wrote WAEC from his father’s parlor? How low can you go? Even the most stupid among your crew has not said this. You go day ok finally sha, continue lying to yourself
SportsRe: "Pay Them": Osimhen, Ighalo Others Put Pressure On NFF To Settle Super Falcons by SamOchuko: 10:23am On Aug 09, 2023
Revolution2022:
Which money tinubu want to use to fight Niger military when the falconet have not being paid their match allowance?civil servants and ex pensioners are being owe several years of salaries and pensions and he want to spend money to remove a military leader when the outcome of election that brought him as president is also a coup.Does he want to take loans from world bank that will end up being looted by the military chiefs and politicians?what kind of democracy that nigeria is practicing sef?
Another one spotted, their welfare is not managed by the FG but that doesn’t matter to you or does it? You’re on operation accuse Tinubu even on issues that has nothing to do with him, continue my dear, you go day ok las las
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend's Pum Pum Stinked... by SamOchuko: 11:17am On Aug 08, 2023
jaybee345:
I don't think this problem has anything to do with hygiene because my girl is so clean. When i mean clean i mean really clean. She takes care of my place, washes, cooks and cleans my place. So I'm always grateful i have her each time she comes over. Now the problem was each time we want to yunno get down to business that place down there used to smell. I love her so I'd just take it like that because she has always been very sweet towards me. The truth is if you claim to love someone you shouldn't find it hard telling them the truth. So i did and mannnn she was crying like a baby and it actually broke my heart. Deep down i knew that i had to step up for her and then i started doing some research of how to help her situation. I did that because i know for sure she's not dirty at all. Takes her bathe twice a day and it prompted me to even start doing the same. God that made some of us men knew what he was doing cos omo i can't imagine been a woman and I'm not all that super clean grin. Anyways back to it, i got searching then i found one vendor that sells all these female wash and somethings i can't explain cos i don't know too much about those. I bought them then i gave it to her with style, make e no feel like say i dey shame her. To be very honest since then it's been all good, infact our sex has been far way better and she's now more comfortable in herself. I asked her if anything changed cos she told me she couldn't smell it when we had the talk she said she feels less itchy down there and she's more comfortable. Why I'm i putting up this thread? i put it up to educate some of us men that it's not cos your woman is dirty that's why it stinks. It has nothing to do with her hygiene and again you can always help in situations like this, you don't have to push her away rather profer solution to the situation. Here's the vendors link https://vernicenatural.bumpa.shop cos it's her i trust.

Modified: All of you calling me names can google bumpa shop and check yourself. It disheartening what some of you say on this site. May God be with some of you sha
Oga go pay Seun for this advert
PoliticsRe: Simon Ekpa Pledge Support For Mali Junta Leader, Promise Military Support -Video by SamOchuko: 1:43pm On Aug 07, 2023
[quote author=Whiteangel1234 post=124938800]Simon Ekpa have pledge Military Support to The Mali and Burkina Faso Military Leaders and Promise Maximum Military cooperation in war against Nigeria state . in the Video trending online , He urged Mali Forces to attack and engage Nigeria Military in the North Region and that His Biafra Liberation Army will engage and encircled Nigeria forces in the Eastern Region to create a Pincer Military formation

BRGIE @BiafraRGIE BREAKING
Message to the new Pan African Revolutionary Leaders in Burkina Faso, Mali, Niger Republic and more to come.
@jacksonhinklle @DailyPostNGR @daily_trust @vanguardngrnews @SaharaReporters @PremiumTimesng


Link to video

drugs he say no, now e brain don fry
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Dey Collect Wotowoto Beating On Twitter by SamOchuko: 1:42pm On Aug 07, 2023
cursedAbiola:
Hahahahahaha ecowas chairman to the muds.

e dey sweet me baje baje
Tinubu is a bastard drug dealing vagabond
a confused criminal.

he's between the devil and the blue sea now.

if he goes to war, then he'll set the north on fire and they'll never forgive him.

if he doesn't
hahahahaha US and France will be angry at him..
thunder scatter Tinubu
may Tinubu fail
Na wah o, na so you go cry for the next 4 years? E go come win second term you go come wail for another 4 years? Please take it easy my bro, you definitely have a long way to go
PoliticsRe: Accolades For Kwankwaso As He Turned Down Tinubu's Olives Branch by SamOchuko: 8:43pm On Aug 03, 2023
Itrybe:
By Abdulmalik Suleiman

The National Leader of the New Nigeria Peoples Party, NNPP, Engineer Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso has been receiving accolades and praises for turning down the offer to join the Government of National Unity being proposed by President Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

The decision came after citing several reasons that many members of Kwankwassiyya movement and the NNPP consider incompatible with the founding philosophy of the movement and the party.

Both leaders a few months ago had reportedly met in France to concretize arrangements that would ensure the participation of the opposition parties in the Tinubu-led government.

But the major waged between both leaders is that Sen. Kwankwaso is a pro-masses, a selfless leader whose major concern is the general welfare of the people especially in areas of education, empowerment, social reorientation, security, and good government.

The clear differences in their individual ideologies greatly affected the France deal and talks reached after a series of meetings in France which have since evaporated into thin air.

Members of the Kwankwassiyya movement including NNPP have continued to accuse the All Progressives Congress (APC) led government of implementing and carrying out anti-people's programmes and policies which is considered inimical to the philosophy of the NNPP.

They cited the haste removal of fuel subsidies without proper plans on how to cushion the effects by the government as one such which has continued to inflict pains on Nigerians.

Specifically, Sen. Kwankwaso's group flay the poor management of the decision by the government saying it would be bad for their leader to participate in such government or to be part of the current government.

It is also believed that the decision of Sen. Kwankwaso to stay out of the government will remove the belief that Kwankwaso worked for APC in the last round of the general election, an allegation which was untrue and concocted by APC propaganda machine to smear and weaken NNPP base and to hoodwink the electorates in the northern parts of the country.

Another sour point in the relations between the two parties is the decision of the current government to appoint people tagged with engaging in corruption and corrupt practices into government.

Sen. Kwankwaso can't be seen with characters like Ganduje who was caught stuffing dollars in his pocket and is now being appointed National chairman of the ruling party.

In the main time, Sen. Kwankwaso intends to build a virile constructive opposition coalition movement via NNPP and with other like-minds across the country.

These notwithstanding, the personal relationship with President Bola Tinubu who is a long-time political friend with Sen. Kwankwaso would remain cordial and will remain the same despite turning down the olive branch by the President.
The enemy of your enemy is your friend, Kwankwaso is now a saint cause he refuses to join BATs government, continue
PoliticsRe: Kogi: APC Is History, My Name Is Daniel, I Befriend & Subdue Lions- Dino Melaye by SamOchuko: 2:18pm On Aug 03, 2023
RomanceRe: Dating Advice From Men Vs Dating Advice From Women? by SamOchuko: 3:18pm On Aug 02, 2023
timiade446:
It’s better you get it from a woman who has experience 😂

They don see every sphere of relationship

Good
Bad
Mr stupid
MR foolish
What about Mrs senseless?
PoliticsRe: Check Who Own Statisense Designed To Be Dishing Out Fake Statistics by SamOchuko: 3:41pm On Aug 01, 2023
Anambra1stPikin:
Southwest media propaganda they are designed to be dishing out fake and propaganda that will favour their region and smear others, I wonder how these guys enjoy living fake lives
Try purge yourself of hate and ethnic bigotry, it will do your heart a lot of good.
PoliticsRe: Anambra Native Doctor: Why I Didn’t Disappear When Kidnappers Struck (Video) by SamOchuko: 7:16am On Jul 30, 2023
Omicronvaccine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ru5H9WnQXM


https://dailytrust.com/anambra-native-doctor-why-i-didnt-disappear-when-kidnappers-struck/
Well done sir, so what stopped you from disappearing when you got to their camp? You didn’t want any of the kidnappers to die abi? See story
FamilyRe: Katsina Man Divorces Wife For Allowing Male Doctor Attend To Her During Delivery by SamOchuko: 10:53pm On Jul 27, 2023
Islie:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/07/man-divorces-wife-for-allowing-male-doctor-attend-to-her-during-delivery/
How old is the said husband? All you care for is lack of female medical officers and not the fact that a 14 year old was put in the family way? You’re advocating for more female medical practitioners and not protection of the female child? You’re sick.
RomanceRe: I Am Stupid by SamOchuko: 7:40pm On Jul 26, 2023
ebijimi7:
Good day guys
I made the worst mistake of my life and I think it's affecting me now
I have a girlfriend I dated for 4 years before we had issue she was 22 years and I was 25 so she doesn't listen to me she kept communicating with her ex although it got me angry and I broke up with her while her friend got married to that her ex she begged me to come back I refused until 2 years after I decided to listen to her then I found out she had dated many guys close to 10 guys why I was with just 1 girl until I started having issues with her so I decided to question her because I disvirgined her and she doesn't like a protected sex after interrogation I discovered she had 1 abortion and I try to man up and accept the fact that it cannot be changed so once in awhile it gets into my head but the one that got into my head recently I collected her phone to help her repair it then that was how I came across the chat with one of her ex that got her pregnant all the nude they shared how they zucked each other and how she went ahead to abort the baby and she was still asking the guy if he wanted the baby and how the baby would have been a year old although she said she no longer communicate with the ex and I discovered she has blocked him and was telling the guy to stay clear that she is married now.
This got me angry and furious although she told me she had abortion but not full information of what happened then I called her to challenge her then she said I'm always using her past to hurt her because I kept saying it and the mother was there and she heard everything and the mother got angry that I disappointed her because she wasn't expecting such from me the mother never knew she did abortion until the convo I had with her then the mother was mad at me that she never expected such from me and the mother is a churchy type of person so she got angry ad said if not for my mother that died she would have blocked me from calling she and her daughter I felt bad that I messed up everything and tht ishoud not have said what I said and she said I should return her daughter's phone and everything belonging to her daughter including her things in my place and since that yesterday I've been begging the mother and it's now looking like she doesn't want me to talk to her daughter any more and I plan to marry her very soon I'm 29 and I don't know where to start from I have been down because I love the girl she made a statement that I felt bad for she said why does nobody loves me I felt broken it's been 24 hours now I've not heard from my gf im sticker in between moving on or wait if anything can be done......
You’ve issue with your girl you’re begging her mum? Are you also dating the mum? Bro are you sure the mum won’t control your home if you guys end up getting married?
CrimeRe: The War Between Myself And The Enoch Adeboye Led RCCG by SamOchuko: 7:36pm On Jul 26, 2023
lawani:
My war with the Adeboye led RCCG.

A PhD thesis is not a war because academic thesis are not for victories but for human advancement and this is why it can not be said that I started this war that I am currently in. My poems, I would rather burn in hell and Blown by bias were not aggressive, they were at the most satirical for the former and observatory or so for the latter. The aggressive or assaultive poems came after I had been informed that Enoch Adeboye and David Oyedepo had sent hired assassins after me. Enoch Adeboye therefore started the war. A PhD thesis in form of a poem is not a war. It is just an insight, something that can clear the way in a field of human endeavour. Enoch Adeboye and his RCCG therefore started the war and he was reinforced by David Oyedepo at the head of his Winners Chapel (Living Faith Church). A friend, John Audu of Eke Avrugo, Kogi state that refused to execute a contract to kill me was personally axed to death by Enoch Adeboye while a team of assassins contracted by David Oyedepo were massacred by people in my support. Enoch Adeboye and Rihanna joined hands to kill Richard Donald of Abia state who was provisioned to poison me according to his own suggestion. He died the death he planned for me as a result of wanting to extract more money from his sponsors even as his operation was not successful. The war was started by Enoch Adeboye himself when he rushed to the Catholic church to secure the go ahead or approval to remove the threat I am posing on social media once and for all. After getting this approval, he proceeded to approach a juju man to run me mad so that I can be removed from circulation and his spiritual rape of the millions of his unsuspecting victims can continue without inhibition. He drew the first blood as a result of my online activity and it did not surprise the CIA that were anticipating such a move and for which reason President George H W Bush had betrothed his first granddaughter Barbara Bush junior to me to help me win when Enoch Adeboye assured my parents in 2000 that he would make me born again before the internet was even invented. Barbara was contacting me via pseudo IDs as soon as there was Yahoo mail and as soon as I joined Facebook, her Dad was communicating with me as Mr George an elderly American based in Nigeria. When Enoch Adeboye approached the juju man, Mr George stopped contacting me and that was during the time of President Yaradua. The CIA got the Russians involved more or less from the onset but approached the Chinese when Enoch Adeboye approached his juju man. They also approached the Indians later and then nation after nation. It resulted in an array of military formations on my side and that of Enoch Adeboye who started the war. He was the first to draw a weapon and also to use a weapon and it did not surprise the CIA or the Ogboni that reported him to the CIA. He was allowed to have his fill of running me mad and the war is still on till today. However whatever begins in evil anger will always ever end in shame. A man that has been on death row since 1988 when he started using human beings for rituals want to go down in history as the holiest man that ever lived. He started the war after he tried to use Charles Kpandei to convince me to stop publishing online and I saw no reason to, he then directed Charles Kpandei to insult me which did not bother me, he then went for broke by approaching his juju man. We have been in the war since before 2009 when he used Tola Ekunsanmi his best soldier to submit character assassination videos of myself to the Nigerian DSS. He has invited overdue fire on himself and his RCCG and he can not be saved from that and people led by a fool will also reap a part of the reward of their leader's foolishness. The RCCG as an organisation will pay for Enoch Adeboye's foolishness. The children of a fool will not prosper. The video war started fourteen years ago while the juju war started earlier. The end of the whole thing can be easily deciphered by any onlooker.
Say NO to hard drugs
PoliticsRe: Breaking News . Anambra Billionaire Juju-priest Likely Dead. by SamOchuko: 4:47pm On Jul 26, 2023
Curious345:
News is just filtering in that Akwa tiwara Aki,a multi billionaire juju priest ,who was kidnapped 4days ago may be dead already .

His kidnappers are yet to establish any contact with his friends or family..

The popular juju-priest had numerous shades of clients eg yahoo boys , politicians , drug cartels , and 419ers.

The likely source of his present predicament may be related to a sweet ride gone sour.
He may have made bogus promises to deadly drug cartels . These cartels relied on his so called 'G'od-like powers and went ahead to commit huge cash and gratifications to the juju-priest in the hope that his charms will give them invincibility in the narcotics arena.
Alas they were scammed by this young fetish priest .
THEY THEN MADE UP THEIR MIND TO EXACT PERMANENT REVENGE ON HIM..


NOT TO MENTION that he charges teenagers between ₦5m-₦8m each to prepare a charm called 'okeite' roughly translates to 'power Inna pot'. AND THERE ARE OVER 50,000 OF SUCH OKEITE POTS IN HIS SHRINE
These deadly OKEITE POTS require daily ,weekly or monthly blood sacrifices for their activation . If these periodic sacrifices are missed ,the adherents or subscribers are bound to meet death inevitably


This charm, mostly concocted with human flesh - mysteriously prints money and generates unexplainable wealth and riches for it's subscribers .. (according to its adherent).
U just day your house day cook up stories, “the drug dealers then made up their mind to exact permanent revenge on him”, shey you day there when them reach the conclusion? itel phone journalist
CrimeRe: Man Sells His Three Children For N1.5m In Rivers by SamOchuko: 4:18pm On Jul 26, 2023
benjackugo:
https://igberetvnews.com/1448992/man-sells-three-children-n1-5m-rivers/
He was caught when he was about selling the day old baby so what about the two elder siblings? Were they rescued by the cops or the bastard succeeded in selling them,
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Kill 3 Policemen In Delta State, Cart Away Rifles, Burn Patrol Van by SamOchuko: 9:43pm On Jul 24, 2023
Noneroone:
https://saharareporters.com/2023/07/24/gunmen-kill-3-nigerian-policemen-cart-away-rifles-burn-patrol-van-delta
Wetin mobile policeman on escort duty day do with policemen for checkpoint? Na the checkpoint he for day carry out his escort duty? Though they’re humans but I usually find it hard to to be sympathetic towards slain policemen, not after all the atrocities they commit. My condolences to the love ones left behind.
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Brought His Side Chick To My House by SamOchuko: 11:22pm On Jul 20, 2023
Karen2024:
I have been housing my boyfriend for months now... meaning he's squatting with me. This useless good for nothing guy brought in another useless lady to sleep with her on our matrimonial bed, he had the guts to cheat while I tame my desires to have taste of other men. Should I send him packing? I'm still contemplating...
Boyfriend matrimonial bed? How does that work? Abi you meant to say husband? Give him more chores to do, he’s not engaged hence he’s got time to toast babes
CareerRe: Godwill Dike Accused Of Torturing His Staff, Sheidu Ozovehe (Photos) by SamOchuko: 6:36pm On Jul 20, 2023

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