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PoliticsRe: Sorry To Say This; Peter Obi Will Lose This Election, I Have No Doubt On This by SamOchuko: 11:35pm On Jan 24, 2023
Dollarseeker:
I am a die hard Peter Obi fan but guys Peter Obi is not your next president. I want him to be president but he won't be president because the election of 2023 will end in court for a final verdict. The court will proclaim either Tinubu or Atiku as the Winner.

Your next president is either Tinubu or Atiku and it will be the court that will affirm it. ohh you think a Buhari court would say Peter Obi won? Never. The court will do what Buhari secretly want...either to see Atiku wins or Tinubu.

The only thing that can change this from happening is if Peter Obi visits Mbaka and he prays and Endorse him or prophesy that he is the next president, if not.

SORRY.

PETER OBI WILL LOSE TO EITHER ATIKU OR TINUBU AND IT WILL COME FROM A FINAL BLOW FROM THE COURT.

I have analyse my informations. Also, a deep revelation and understanding came into my mind before coming up with this post.

So Nigerians make una brace up to see either Atiku or Tinubu as your president.
Bro try take malaria drugs, an effective one o
RomanceRe: Confession Of Oga Boy by SamOchuko: 4:48pm On Jan 24, 2023
mdsne:
Confession of oga boy:

I was an orderly to a Brig Gen.

Now a Major Gen.

My boss a fine gentleman.

One of the youngest Generals the Army had that year.

I had the best time in my career working with this man.

We were basically on "Oboy level" kind of closeness.

From going to club with him every Friday.

To helping him pick his girlfriend from UI every other day.

His fear and respect for his wife is a kind that I am yet to find anywhere.

From his jittery comportment in her before.

To his stammering when she speaks with him on phone.

If you have not heard him speak with her before, you could easily assume he was on call with the Chief of Army Staff.

He adores her.

His wife is what you describe as a person with elegance and class.

The daughter to a former Chief of Defense Staff.

Her likeness for me is in strong competition with that of my boss.

From sending me tips on regular basis.

To soliciting favors on my behalf to my boss.

"Pete" her soft voice called me over the phone on a particular occasion.

"You know your boss is a chronic womanizer" she said calmly.

I didn't know if it was a question or an assertion.

I kept mute.

"Anyway, it's common among you guys in the military"

I didn't know if to deny that and lie at that moment or to keep shut.

"But you know that I expect you to protect my interest, which is your Boss's marriage" she continued.

"If you notice anything you think I should know, I trust that you'll tell me immediately" she concluded.

I exhaled deeply.

"of course, ma" I found myself managing to say.

I was in the middle.

My role aside being an orderly was to make sure I protect Oga's marriage.

I did that perfectly well by sticking strongly to the 'bro code'

***Dont look at me like that.
This is a confession ****

I received a call.

My Oga's girlfriend.

She had been trying to reach Oga.

He's not taking calls.

His family was around.

I told her.

She was not surprise.

She's use to the drills of staying in obscurity when madam is around.

And allowing me make proper arrangements on how they would meet.

I doubled as the middle man between her and my Oga.

And between my Oga and his wife.

It was never an easy job.

I kept praying that madam should not catch me one day.

If my boss could fear her that much.

Who was I?

The day of reckoning came:

Madam had gone for NAOWA (Nigerian Army Officers' Wives Association) meeting.

I drove in Oga's car to Queens Hall in UI and picked the babe.

Dropped her at the Officers' Mess and went to pick my boss.

After I returned with him to the Mess, he asked that I come back in few hours time and return the lady to school.

By the time I returned.

The girl had the car key in her hand.

My Oga was discussing with another officer by the Mess entrance.

With a wave of hand, he asked that I go ahead and drop her off.

We left the Mess, the lady pleaded that I allow her drive me.

"No wahala" I said and stepped down, while she took the wheel.

I had seen her drive before.

So no problem with.

We were exiting the cantonment main gate when I sighted a car that looks like madam's.

I was praying in my mind that it shouldn't be her.

Lo and behold.

Madam was staring at me in front of her husband's car, with one fine girl as the driver.

My heart vibrated.

I thought I was going to have stroke.

Madam looked the other way as she drove past us into the cantonment.

I watched from the side mirror as she reversed and was coming after us.

"Bibian!" I called the girl who was oblivious of this happening.

"you said you could drive, abi?" I asked her, as hot sweat trickled down my forehead.

"Yes na" she answered in surprise.

"Please this is the time to save us with your driving skill"

She was still confused.

"look behind you. You see that white Mercedes-Benz behind us? Na Oga madam dey inside"

"Jesus Christ!" she shouted as she slammed her foot on the pedal.

Voom!

She was firing.

I had to plead with her to calm down.

In my mind, I was like "so you dey fear sef"

The rattled lady maneuvered every car ahead of us.

Few minutes later, madam lost us.

I was so mentally tensed that I didn't notice that my phone which was on vibration mode had been ringing nonstop.

18 missed calls.

Madam kept calling.

She obviously kept it on auto redial.

I was almost crying.

We got to UI through a different route.

I dropped the girl.

Returned to the cantonment.

It was past office hours but I couldn't bring myself to return the car to Oga's house.

I went to the office.

Luckily for me, Oga's office was open.

I entered.

PA said he was with the GOC.

I was about dropping his his car key on his desk.

That was when I noticed his phone was ringing.

His wife was calling.

62 missed calls.

Egba mi oooo!!!

I sha dropped his key and left.

"They would sort themselves out" I said to myself.

I got to my house.

was removing my uniform.

My phone rang.

My boss was calling.

"Peter come to my house now" I heard his voice from the other end, before I could even greet him.

I know that tone.

Yawa don gas!

I got back into my uniform and proceeded for officers' quarters.

In Oga's sitting room.

Oga was standing beside madam who was red.

She looked at me.

I diverted my gaze to Oga.

"Peter, you had the guts to allow your girlfriend drive my car" Oga was saying.

He was visibly shaken.

Madam most have held him by the balls before I came.

I looked up at him in surprise.

The look in his face was like "save me abeg, Peter"

I played along.

"I am sorry sir!" I muttered.

Madam looked at me.

She obviously wasn't expecting Oga to still escape yet this time.

"I had to drop her off since I was going her direction" I said in a pleading tone.

Owning up.

Madam was moving her gaze from me to my boss, back and forth.

She suspected.

But we acted the unwritten script perfectly well.

" Go and report yourself to the guardroom" my Oga said in a dismissive tone.

I saluted and left.

Halfway to the guardroom.

I got a text.

My boss!

"Thank you Peter! You saved my ass again. Go to your house and relax. Don't pick madam's call for today please. She has to believe you are in the guardroom. I am sure she still has doubts us"

I smiled to myself and changed course to my house.

Another message came in.

A credit alert 20k.

I knew the source.

My boss again.

My day was made.

But not my mind.

I had guilt.

I had betrayed her again.

I shrugged it off with the thought that I had saved her marriage once again.

She will be fine.
Na man you be, keep the bro code
RomanceRe: My Friend Got Scammed By Side Chick – Ossai by SamOchuko: 3:43pm On Jan 24, 2023
Islie:
.....He lied he no longer loved his wife




https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/01/my-friend-got-scammed-by-side-chick-ossai/
The guy level of stupidity extreme oh, you paid for property you’ve not seen? Bro carry your cross
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Man For Raping 8-year-old Girl At Knifepoint In Kebbi by SamOchuko: 3:02pm On Jan 20, 2023
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Pledges To Transform Otuo Kingdom When Voted In As Senator  (Videos) by SamOchuko: 3:00pm On Jan 20, 2023
oikirodah:
Oshiomhole Pledges To Transform Otuo Kingdom When Voted In As Senator  (Videos)


Osigwe Omo-Ikirodah writes in from Edo State.
https://ireporteronline.com.ng/blog/edo-north-decides-oshiomhole-pledges-to-transform-otuo-kingdom-when-voted-in-as-senator-videos/
Is it that he will have more leverage to perform as a senator than when he was governor? Why did he not do the transformation when he was governor for 8 years?
CrimeRe: Court Remands Woman For Alleged Murder Of 9-year-old House Help In Enugu (Pix) by SamOchuko: 10:13am On Jan 20, 2023
envoymedia:
Court Remands Woman For Alleged Murder Of 9-year-old House Help In Enugu (Photos)



https://igberetvnews.com/1437145/court-remands-woman-alleged-murder-9-year-old-house-help-enugu-photos/

Previous Thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/7499971/lady-arrested-beating-9-year-old-house
I apologize if I sound tribalistic or bias but why is it always Igbo ladies that are always in the news for maltreating minors living with them? Why do they do this to little kids, at times it is even their family members, what is wrong?
PoliticsRe: Ayuba Wabba In Fisticuffs With Civil Servants, Threatens To Sack Them by SamOchuko: 10:50am On Jan 19, 2023
GardenOfGod:
Corruption in this government is mind blowing
Very true, u know this regime was the one in power when the money was paid in 2012.
PoliticsRe: Gistlover Apologises Sarcastically To Dino Melaye by SamOchuko: 10:44pm On Jan 18, 2023
PoliticsRe: Can Someone Explain Why Kaduna Nzeogwu Is Igbo But His Village Is Not Igboland? by SamOchuko: 11:15pm On Jan 16, 2023
Penguin2:
Oh, really?

Now why is Gideon Okar’s coup not Tiv coup?

Why is Buhari coup not Fulani coup?

Why is Babaginda coup not Hausa coup?

Why is Nzeogwu’s coup the only one with that ethnic tag?
Did they kill people from other ethnic group while protecting their own? Who were those that planned the coup with the names you mentioned? Are they all from one tribe?
PoliticsRe: Governor Ademola Adeleke Relaxing With A Bottle Of Beer After State Duties-photo by SamOchuko: 11:38pm On Jan 14, 2023
sarrki:
Governor ademola adeleke of osun state relaxing his nerves with a bottle of beer after state duties-photo
Op look the pics you upload well, that beer day the guvnor front? That beer is at the other side of the table and there must be someone there though the person is not in the pics
RomanceRe: Is It Advisable To Marry A Girl Who Has Sent You A Nude Picture Online Before? by SamOchuko: 11:30pm On Jan 14, 2023
Tombrown3:
I've had countless girls send me their nudes on WhatsApp, and some of these girls are considered "good girls" outside social media, which brings me to this question.

Is it advisable to have a serious commitment as marriage with any of these girls?
You asked for her nudes, she sent it to you now you want to use her granting your request against her? Weldone oh, continue
CrimeRe: Woman And Her Partner Arrested For Battering Her Two Kids Aged 5 And 2 (Graphic) by SamOchuko: 6:03pm On Jan 14, 2023
jaybenugo:
Woman And Her Partner Arrested For Battering Her Two Children Aged 5 And 2 (Graphic Photos) - IGBERETV report



https://www.instagram.com/p/CnZRC_utooi/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
The idiot still fit day put hand for pocket? I hope and pray he goes to the correction center and his ass gets entertained by a big dick homosexual, Idiots
RomanceRe: Should I Talk To My Neighbour About My Girlfriend by SamOchuko: 11:58am On Jan 13, 2023
questioner:
Opinion needed here

I just got transferred back to Lagos in October last year and met this girl who is a secretary in one of our client office.
We sort of vibed and I asked her out, so we started dating early December.

On Christmas eve, I decided to spend the day at her place and on my way in, I met a familiar face driving in,
It was a guy who lived in the same hood with me before I left Lagos. We weren't friends really, more like acquaintance who greeted each other and knew each other on first name basis but never hung out together.
Apparently, he lives in the same apartment as my gf, He upstairs and they (my gf and family) downstairs. let's call this dude X.

When I told gf about X and how we once lived in the same area, she wasn't happy.
She said X was a bad guy and not the kind of guy to relate with bla bla.
I insisted that though I wasn't close to X, my impressions of him were an easy going dude, who rarely had trouble with anyone.

Beau insisted that he had a lot of friends coming around who were unruly and irresponsible and she just didn't like them.
I didn't really give it much thought since it wasn't like X was a close pal.

Last weekend, I had gone to pick her for an evening outing, we were outside when X was driving in again, I wasn't sure he saw me since it was dark,
so I decided to walk towards where he was parking to say hi, only for her to hold me back and insist she didn't want me to even greet him or have anything or discussions with him.
I acted chill and asked her why was she so persistence, she repeated the bad boy, rubbish guy talk.

Frankly all this has made me so curious and I am considering finding away to approach this guy and talk with him.

The opinion I need from esteemed peeps on this forum is -

1. Do you think I am being 'unnecessarily' curious by wanting to talk to X about my gf
2. If I do decide to meet him, How do you advise I broach the subject with him considering I don't even have his phone number and might need to go meet him at home
3. If you were in X's shoes would you consider it clumsy or agbaya behavior, me coming to meet you to ask about my gf - I am quite older than X, by my estimate, by 5 to 7 years or would you be cool with it


*Modified*
I think I should add here that X is recently married bout 3 months ago.
So I think it is unlikely they are CURRENTLY dating
It’s obvious the guy knows something about your girl that she’s afraid he might hence she doesn’t want you to meet with him, you’re the man in the relationship, don’t allow your woman dictate to you, best of luck.
FamilyRe: I Am Not Happy With My Wife Please Help by SamOchuko: 10:23pm On Jan 11, 2023
Fabulozz:
My wife gave birth 2 months ago. She had resumed her duty in the bedroom 3 weeks ago but she doesn't want me to suck her breast saying that I should wait after she stopped exclusively breastfeeding the baby she will be 6 months. I love to suck breast and I can't wait until the baby is 6 months she said I am overeating which I am not.

Tell me if she is exaggerating or am overeating? Would love to hear from married women and men in the house ?
You won suck breast milk? Wetin ur baby go come suck? Hope madness nor day inside u sha?
PoliticsRe: G-5 Governors Finally Agreed To Work With Atiku (photo) by SamOchuko: 5:16pm On Jan 10, 2023
Sammyashol:
The G-5 governors has finally agreed to work with PDP Presidential Candidate His Excellency Alh Atiku Abubakar in the forth coming Presidential election, details soon. #AtikuIsComing
Hmmm, Weldone chairman house committee on fake news
RomanceRe: What Should I Do About This Lady I Want To Marry? by SamOchuko: 8:03am On Jan 10, 2023
Fmartin:
I am dating a lady, and we are about to get married. She's already carrying my baby.
I have taken her to my parents. I have never taken a lady to my parents before. I have seen her parents too, and have communicated my intention to marry their daughter.

The only thing holding me now is to get things in order before paying her dowry.

The main problem now is that we keep having issues, coz, she's always making calls with her exs. i have confronted her on Several occasions, we have had fights, physical fights as well.

She told me she dont have the guts to tell them to stop calling her. She can only keep playing them till they walk away.
I told her i dont have that Luxury of patience. She has to choose between me and her exs.

Now, the issue is that she's pregnant and I have already taken her to my parents, they all like her.

I would have broken up if not because of the pregnancy. Coz, I wouldn't want to leave her with the pregnancy like that. To make matters worse, She have a kid out of wedlock. Though the father of the baby and her are not in good terms.

I hhave told her to stop making calls with her ex, but she seems sturbon.
She's ready for me to Change her sim card but I want her to use her sanity and end things with her ex in a boldly manner rather than hiding under the guise of changing sim. I have registered a new sim, but It's still with me, I have not given her.

Am confused, I need you guys advices for way forward.
No think insult, coz I gaht over dose.
Peace.....
She’s not bold enough to ask her exs not to call her? What will happen if she meets her ex on the street and the guy ask her to go with him to an hotel room? She won’t be bold enough to say no, bro u sure say na u get the bele? Be wise
CrimeRe: Prime Suspect In Abeokuta Couple’s Murder Escapes From Police Custody by SamOchuko: 12:44pm On Jan 09, 2023
BewareOf419:
https://dailypost.ng/2023/01/07/fatinoyes-suspect-in-murder-of-ex-cbn-staff-escapes-from-police-custody-dpo-removed/
Hmmmm, see story, some persons must have been settled, someone arrested on suspicion of multiple murders was not restrained? Well done olopa
PoliticsRe: You Could Not Retire Ordinary Obiano & Want To Retire Tinubu - Omokri Blasts Obi by SamOchuko: 8:10am On Jan 09, 2023
Peterobiisathie:
https://mobile.twitter.com/renoomokri/status/1611856917562802176
Reno can not confuse me, is Reno still on pdp or has he crossed to APC? Or better still is he in pdapc? Which one b steady jagaban back up way u day do? Oga u for focus on your pdp o abi u don realist say na play the Dubai bugger come play?
CrimeRe: Bolanle Raheem: Officer Drambi Vandi in Court As He Is Charged For Murder by SamOchuko: 9:24pm On Dec 30, 2022
EBMedia:
IGBERETV report

Bolanle Raheem: Photo Of Officer Drambi Vandi In Court As He's Charged For Murder



https://www.instagram.com/p/Cmyls4NN5xB/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
I hope he gets the death sentence, he should die by hanging then the useless corpse burnt to ashes with tires, useless idiot, they always believe they’re superior to others cause they’re police.
RomanceRe: Please Help, How Do I Get Over My Abusive Relationship That Is Draining My Blood by SamOchuko: 11:56am On Dec 30, 2022
Zeal0000007:
For a serious relationship leading to marriage , do you encourage going through your partner's phone for trust to be built ?.

I discovered my partner has been flirting with other guys online, thanks to the fact that I always go through her phone when she's asleep. I have done alot for this gal, just disappointed while gals wouldn't be faithful in their relationships.

This is someone I wanted to wife next year, and I love her so much despite her flaws .

I swallow alot of her flaws, like whenever we have issues she will abuse me from head to toe, on occasions like that I will ask her out of my life and my house but she'll be so bent in staying that nothing can separate us after how many years according to her "over her dead body" she wants to eat her cake and have it back.

I'm really stalk, after abusing me up and down at night I find it very difficult resist her body, I will still try to have sex with her especially when I see her nudes, I be flesh and blood.

I can't continue like this 2023, Guys please don't cohabit with a gal you haven't married.
Now I have issues of driving her way or I relocate to somewhere far just to have peace of mind. I can't continue like this next year, God forbid.

If she was coming and going ending this toxic relationship would have been effective. This is someone I have paid two sessions school fees for, care for her like she was my wife in my own little way, as we speak I have written her final year project for her chapter one to five, its just left for her to type it and present it.

I don tire for this relationship I really need a way out, I want to leave her cos its no longer healthy for me, though I really love her. She lacks respect for me , she still flirts online, she's very abusive . I have told her if you feel you have seen someone better than me, kindly move on or you feel we have stayed long enough and you can't wait anymore kindly move on, I won't hold anything against u. But you can't be staying in my house and be seeing someone else, frustrating me all round.

Sometimes when we want to have sex , neighbours must hear us because of fight over sex, but she has her good side, she wasn't like this when we started. I'm really tire, God help me next year, cos I can't continue like this.
Bro I don’t have advice to waste so as you can’t resist her naked body, enjoy until you die of depression.
FoodRe: Animals You Can Never Eat No Matter The Price by SamOchuko: 10:12am On Dec 30, 2022
SyrusdeHansome:
I can never eat dog, cat, snake, duck nd rabbit. I can't eat unfried chicken. Add urs
I’ve eaten duck and it’s like every other poultry, I ate rabbit just once and I’m not gonna eat it again same as snake and dog, I ate them to have bragging right
PoliticsRe: G5 Governors About To Commit Political Suicide by SamOchuko: 6:54am On Dec 29, 2022
propsvilla1:
The G5 Governors will be commiting political suicide if they don't support Peter Obi.
Your opinion
CrimeRe: Bolanle Raheem: Police To Release Two Officers Who Were Found Innocent by SamOchuko: 5:42pm On Dec 27, 2022
TMSMedia:
https://igberetvnews.com/1435040/police-release-two-officers-arrested-murder-lagos-lawyer-bolanle-raheem/
Their direct boss/dpo should be arrested for not inculcating orderliness into them, the direct boss of all erring police officers should be arrested alongside all erring officers whenever those erring officers are arrested cause those officers are sent out by those superiors to go make money for them, stupid people
FoodRe: UK-Based Lady Says Nigerian Foods Smell & Should Be Banned In Offices by SamOchuko: 2:14pm On Dec 21, 2022
DivinegiftofGod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXBxSWDgxgo

A Nigerian lady in the UK hinted that the UK wants to ban Nigerian food in offices because of the smell and that she supports the motion, Citing that our local delicacy smells bad whenever it's being warmed in offices in the UK.
Well done britico, for your mind now you get sense
PoliticsRe: "God Is Not Man" — Doyin Okupe Reacts To Today's Court Ruling by SamOchuko: 3:42am On Dec 20, 2022
Gucciblog:
https://twitter.com/doyinokupe/status/1604913254425235456?s=19[/quote]God is indeed not man if not una for wreck this country patapata, u guys will continue to fail in all your evil plans concerning this country
PoliticsRe: Airstrikes Mistakenly Kill 11 Soldiers, 7 Zamfara Villagers, Injure 70 by SamOchuko: 11:10pm On Dec 19, 2022
Insecurity:
Airstrikes kill soldiers, villagers, over 70 injured in Zamfara bandits’ attack



https://dailypost.ng/2022/12/19/airstrikes-kill-soldiers-villagers-over-70-injured-in-zamfara-bandits-attack
The victims said they were injured while trying to escape so why this headline?
PoliticsRe: "Don't Jail Me Until 4.30pm, Please...." Doyin Okupe Begs Prison Warders by SamOchuko: 7:33pm On Dec 19, 2022
Wiseandtrue:
Tinubu with 2 bullion vans is a saint grin grin

It is only you that is not seeing this as a witch hunt!!!
What is the witch hunt there? Did he not receive the money from Dasuki? Was Dasuki not locked up for a long time? Don’t you know how long this matter has been on or do you think it is a recent matter? He got it coming
PoliticsRe: Altercation Between Doyin Okupe's Lawyer And Security Operatives (Video) by SamOchuko: 4:41pm On Dec 19, 2022
Icartaway:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlovT9MIrdQ

Okupe sentenced to 2 years in prison for money laundering

This reportedly happened between the lawyer representing Doyin Okupe and some security personnel

The court sentenced him to two years imprisonment on count 34 with an option of a fine of N500,000.

Doyin Okupe has been found guilty of receiving over N200 million cash from former National Security Adviser (NSA) Col. Sambo Dasuki and sentenced to two years imprisonment.
Is it that two years jail term and fine hundred thousand is the most one can be convicted of for money laundering or na man know man judgement? How can he be sentenced to two years in jail and given an option of fine of 500k when someone who stole milk of one hundred naira is sentenced to 5-10 years in jail?
CrimeRe: Wanted Unknown Gunman, Chukwuma Ejionye, Arrested In Anambra State (Photo) by SamOchuko: 4:32pm On Dec 19, 2022
PoliticsRe: Governors Reject Naira Withdrawal Limit, Offer To Meet Buhari by SamOchuko: 6:09pm On Dec 18, 2022
Islie:
•Say CBN’s policy will hurt rural dwellers

•Claim cash limit may set masses against president




https://thenationonlineng.net/governors-reject-naira-withdrawal-limit-offer-to-meet-buhari/
Well done there, nor b only rural dwellers, pretending to love and fight for the citizenry’s but actually fighting for their selfish selves. Trust politicians especially Nigerian politicians at your own peril
PoliticsRe: Obi Chased Non-Indigenes Out Of Anambra – SDP Spokesman by SamOchuko: 10:14pm On Dec 17, 2022
Corrinthians:
https://punchng.com/obi-chased-non-indigenes-out-of-anambra-sdp-spokesman/

Cc: Mynd44, Nlfpmod.
What response were you expecting him to make? He has to ignore your calls and messages cause he can’t deny or refute the fact, denying or trying to make an excuse will only escalate the issue so it is in his best interest to act like he didn’t see your text and calls.

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