EASYGURU: This one na for guys. So guy's I noticed say whenever I want play match (home and away) and I take this JEKONMO (see screenshot 1) HERBAL MIXTURE just half of it, I begin to notice in Less than 5min my blood pressure rising to my throat and brain like I even want to belch air out of my stomach but no air comes out and I'd remain in that condition for hours with heavy heart while I'm feeling dizzy a little bit. The thing dey give me concerns as I dey fear make I no come go die ontop kpekus matter.
Any suggestions as to what I can take instead of JEKONMO ? I know of that water melon seed but I prefer something like all these bitters dem as na quick action but I also want something non alcoholic.
Note: I'm not used to taking bitters for sex since when I became active for years or even any enhancers and I dey perform wella. I only started recently because I started consuming too much skushies (see screenshot 2) that contains sugar and it started affecting my performance a bit
U nor go stop to take am? E nor clear for your eye say e nor good for you? I for wish u RIP in advance but e go b as if I nor like u
BUA Group Ad My special apologies to Senator Ike Ekweremadu, By Rudolf Ogoo Okonkwo ByRudolf Ogoo Okonkwo July 10, 2022 Reading Time: 4 mins read
Ike Ekweremadu
Part of tendering a sincere apology is to deliver an honest assessment of one’s sins.
I am one of those pretentious Nigerians often seen all over the world who are full of themselves. We carry on our shoulders a fake intellectual sophistication that makes us look at Senator Ike Ekweremadu, a man of great moral courage and integrity, and we call him a buffoon.
Yes, I said it.
Ike Ekweremadu is a learned gentleman. We just don’t understand him.
Who would have known that the man cared until he showed it by the extent he went to find the solution to his daughter’s health problem. That is what every real man would do. For him, it was “by any means necessary.”
Now that is an unquestionable fatherly commitment.
The man was ready to sell all of his 22 houses in Nigeria, Dubai, and London, to find a cure for his daughter’s illness. He deserves the Father of the Year award.
Because I am myopic, quick to judge and impatient with geniuses like Dr. Ekweremadu, I did not notice that he used his daughter’s treatment as a case study. If only the UK authorities had allowed him to finish the job, he would have used the same template to help every other Nigerian in need of medical services that cannot be provided by the numerous specialized hospitals that he has established in his last 19 years as a senator of the federal republic. As he was known to do, after the complete healing of his daughter, he would have passed a bill in the Senate for every sick Nigeria to have automatic access to medical treatment in the U.K.
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A legislature of Ekweremadu’s caliber would always find a way to attach it to a bill. Maybe, he would have attached that provision to the reparation against slavery bill, the restitution for colonization bill, or the refund from Abacha’s un-repatriated loots bill.
He was going to do so, but in our haste to condemn every politician from Nigeria as another fantastically corrupt man or woman, we failed to appreciate his sainthood. We mock Ekweremadu’s little trouble in the U.K. and in the process deny ourselves the blessing of his ingenuity.
I hope this my apology reaches him in the half-house the UK police kept him and his wife. I hope it provides him a little relief, knowing that one of his greatest critics has come to his senses.
I hope he remembers what Jesus said when the Pharisees and Sadducees mocked and crucified him. He said, “God, forgive them for they do not know what they are doing.”
Dear Ike Ekweremadu, I employ you to forgive me for I did not know what I was doing. Please pray that God forgives those U.K. authorities that did not know that you were a big man in Nigeria. They obviously did not know that you are a Commander of the Federal Republic (CFR). If they knew, they would not dare keep you in that filthy detention when you have a mansion in the UK. If they knew you were a Knight of the Good Shepherd, they would have known that you were just trying to help that boy get a better life, the same good life you gave to your kids. If they knew that you were Ikeoha Ndigbo, they would have known that the $20,000 found on you at the airport was just pocket change that you give out to homeless people in every new city you get to in the West. You have always been horrified about the poor and hungry people you see in New York City, London, and Dusseldorf. You have vowed to help them out as a good African as a way to show that aids also go from Africa to the West.
When on August 17, 2019, some members of the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB) attacked you in Nuremberg, Germany, I was one of those horrified by the incident. I remember screaming and kicking and slamming my head on the wall that it was unacceptable to do something that hideous to a man of great courage and moral rectitude like you. Watching them pelt you with eggs triggered tears rolling down my cheeks. That was the first time I joined them in calling you a buffoon because you did not travel to Germany with a battalion of DSS and mobile police, with two or three Hilux vans on your motorcade, one in front and one at the back. For an important man like you who has spent the last twenty years fighting for the wellbeing of the children of Nigeria, you deserved protection given to every icon of your stature anywhere in the world.
I have since realised that you were just a humble man who loved to interact with common people without any posturing. I respect that now.
The other time I regretted laughing at you was when the EFCC released you after a brief detention. Remember when they picked you up and wanted you to explain the 22 houses they said you owned in Nigeria, Dubai, and London. I was surprised that they did not think it was appropriate for you to make sure that you leave behind at least one house for each of your grandchildren. Every responsible father would do the same. And being that you have four kids, at an average of four grandkids each, you needed 16 houses for the grandchildren. Considering that you have to take care of the side chicks with side-children and side-grandchildren, the remaining six houses would ultimately go to them.
You were that caring, that generous, and that forward-thinking. But those useless people at the EFCC did not understand it.
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I called you a buffoon when on August 4, 2018, you brought over 22 pastors, bishops, prophets, and all manners of church leaders to pray for you upon your release by the EFCC. You had told the EFCC that you were ill and had high blood pressure and they released you. In my ignorance of how these things work, I was furious. Please forgive my youthful exuberance. Without mincing words, I was plainly stupid. I did not understand the science in that move of yours. I thought you brought the church leaders to pray for forgiveness of your sins. I didn’t know that they were praying for stupid people like me to open our eyes and smell the coffee of targeted racism plus discrimination against you, a perfectly learned gentleman labouring day and night in the service of humanity.
Again, I apologise.
Moving forward, I pledge to pray for our leaders like you faithfully. I will ask God each day to bless you with teaching moments like the current one you face so that stupid people like me will see the glory of your sacrifices for our betterment. I will ask God to bless you with a pause every now and then. And with each pause and slow down, you will remember where you came from before becoming a big man. And for the sake of little people like us, prove to those who call us “fantastically corrupt” that we are honourable men and women, like you and your wife. And that we will do anything to save the lives of our compatriots, even if it entails selling all of our 22 houses in Nigeria, Dubai, and London.
Nonsense!
Rudolf Ogoo Okonkwo teaches Post-Colonial African History at the School of Visual Arts in New York City. He is also the host of Dr. Damages Show. His books include This American Life Sef, Children of a Retired God, among others.
Kai, this is brutal, I say amen to the prayer that God allow it happen to all our politicians and their ilks that are setting this country into a backward slide.
Frigga13: ... and this is the Labour structure springing up everywhere
Ok.. the Nigeria youths ?
Thought OBi supporters said that Nigeria youth are already dealing with obi..
Yet we do see pics with not less than 10 people .. atimes 6..
And Na igbos wey Dey the area for the city
Obi and his bingos ain’t serious yet ... and they feel say Election Na wish
Wich Nigeria youth wey Dey igbos Dey even talk? With their gathering of 6/7/8 humans as obi wetin
Atiku/okowa 2023
E sure
Bro na your right to live in denial, you get every right to day deceive yourself but make I tell you small truth this Obidient/Yusful movement is nothing like we’ve ever seen in Nigeria b4 now, I’m not an Obi fan but I’m beginning to like him cause of the massive love and support being shown him in every part of the country, everyday we see Obidient Nigerians storming the streets to encourage fellow Nigerians to go get their pvc, entertainers holding shows and demand pvc as entry ticket all because of Obi, guy even if Obi loose this election at the end of the day you won’t be able to deny the fact that he has awaken the youths and our electioneering won’t remain the same anymore, those old hags, withches and wizards, enemies of progress, agents of retrogression like your principal will no longer have their way, they will no longer be allowed to set Nigeria backward. God bless all Obidient and Yusful supporters.
Shugavee: did Tinubu make any post at all?? Answer !
Oga na you tag Tinubu as coming out to islamize 9ja and Atiku as savior o, I just day show you the type of person your supposed savior b, I’m no fan of Tinubu as I would have preferred Osibanjo so now I’ll be rooting for PO but I’ll pick Tinubu again and again and again if the race is between him and your saint Atiku, God forbid, a man that sold out our national assets for far below their market value and even at that more than half the proceeds disappeared? Is he coming back to sell what he could not sell when he was VP? Moreover we were in military regime in time past where we had military heads of states who had absolute power, more than half of them were Muslims, those men could not islamize Nigeria, it is now in democracy where you can’t execute a project without the permission of the National Assembly that they want to islamize Nigeria? Bro u nor think say this your fear tactic don stale? Na only morons go key into this and I nor think say morons reach 10 for this country, best of luck for your hustle though.
ericuzor: an investigative journalist posted the info..
Alright brother but the fact that an investigative journalist posted it still doesn’t mean it is certainly true, brother no one is above making mistakes and you should also know that everyone have a price tag. The journalist should have been able to identify the guys in the pics by their names if he’s sure of what he’s saying instead of just calling them bh, for me sha I now cross check news reports b4 I share them cos even supposedly reputable news outlets in the country now post fake news.
ericuzor: Bola Tinubu spent months searching for a VP and ended up with Kashim Ibrahim Shetima, a former Governor of Borno state who wine and dine with Boko Haram Commanders, protecting them and paying them millions. It is safe to say that Boko Haram would be in Aso Rock if Tinubu wins!
Shugavee: This will give Apc a greater chance of winning , tinubu is playing politics by taking the risk on our naivety and emotion, southerners making stupid decisions by scattering our votes in the south, while uniting the votes from the north. Atiku is not a saint but we also need to vote strategically or we will have to endure this Islamization coming up. Atiku is definitely going to have northern votes in mass but we all know majority of the south west won’t be voting for Peter obi.. Apc are banking on us being emotional with our votes. We want unity and peace! Try to understand this!
Tinubu and Islamization you say? You’re asking us to vote for Atiku that kicked against ban of open grazing? We should vote for Atiku that deleted a tweet he made condemning the killing of Deborah by Muslim fanatics? You want to tell us that your aspirant is not an extremist right? Tinubu is the extremists isn’t it? See op Atiku has shown what he thinks about his religion and it’s adherents, you nor fit deceive Nigerians with your mind game, find another format.
Incognito21: I saw a post on Nairaland and remembered what My crazy nephew did to me when I was about 15 then, she wack me off when I was sleeping, we rarely visit’s the village, anytime we visit the village they see us as oyibo(whites), this my nephew was so obsessed with me, sometimes she puts her hands in my mouth, touch my lips, bite’s my neck anytime she hug’s me, hugs me tightly and put her boobs on me, i was a virgin then, innocent me, though I use to masturbate and anytime I masturbated and my dick became erect my dick will pain me, our parents use to say they have siblings vibe, lil do they know this girl always try to arouse me, one night when everyone was fast asleep, we were both outside in the compound gisting, then I fell asleep, she kissed me but was thinking it was a dream, she self-service me off, when I wake up and was about to get inside, I noticed sperm all over my short, and my dick was paining me as it erected, she ran inside, in the morning I confronted her she denied but later on told me she kissed and rubbed my dick, I felt violated and kept my distance from her till now, now she’s so beautiful front and back, anytime she tried to visit me I turn her down, one time I took her out to club she left guy’s that she should be dancing with and came and be twerking on me, though with highness I allowed her.
Yes of course, they will prefer him, why won’t they? When they know he will sell off all fed govt assets worth trillions to them at give away prize, he might decide to sell the NNPC for 70 dollars, Rail way and the trains 40 dollars, MMIA Lagos 35 dollars, NAIA Abuja 35 dollars, Atiku regime will be time to catch out seriously for those in the corridors of power so the old thieves will prefer him but God will not allow it, Nigeria will be great again. Let’s take back our country
shortIGBOman: Governor Obaseki has destroyed Edo State with his incompetence and cluelessness.
Obaseki is the chairman house committee on incompetence, he is a total failure, almost all the road in Benin are bad, as in extremely bad and he acts as if he’s unaware, Sapele road by the byepass is gone, it is a federal road but what stops him from fixing the road and collecting his money from the fed. govt?
allwell51: Former commissioner in Bayelsa state and a cousin to Former president Good luck Ebele Jonathan was being kept in a grave by kidnappers who threatened to take his life
Those young men the politicians armed to oppress and intimidate their opponents are now using the guns to haunt the same politicians, those boys you used money meant for their education and medical care are now kidnapping you and your family members, the nations you prefer to go live with your family are developed by men like yourselves but you choose to plunder Nigeria, nemesis will catch up with you and all that are yours. The person who uploaded the video should be arrested, he knows something or someone that knows about this kidnapping.
AmancalledGod: Good day narialanders, please i have a serious issues here, and i really need your advices, the story will be a bit long but please bear with me, my girlfriend was rape by her vice principal, it all started this way, my girlfriend is a bursar in one of the private school in Abia State owned by a pastor and the wife, so they gave her an accomodation in there house, which is not far from the school to be staying, so she normally comes back every weekend to see her mum, so as of this term, the vice principal who also normally comes from a far place pleaded with the pastors wife to be staying in there house also, he normally comes by during the week and stays like two to three days before going back, mind you the vice principal and my girlfriend is staying in same house, so it happened that the vice principal was making advances on my girlfriend, so she now caution him not to come close to her talk more of saying any stupid things to her, she told me i was aware of that, so i adviced her to keep her space so the vice principal won't come closer to her again... Today been Friday i was surprised when she called me and was telling that the vice principal raped her and i asked when did that happend and she told me last three weeks, i was very mad at her and asked why she didn't tell me all this while, she Said she was scared to tell me that if she had told me i will leave her, and i have asked her who again knows about this she told me her brother knows, that her brother said she should not tell me untill she recovers from the shock, and i have called the brother and confirm and he has told me same thing my girlfriend told me, seriously I'm mad right now, I'm planning on going to arrest the man with the police 2maro, because i know in Nigeria rape case is not what to joke on and now the mother has heard of it this evening and she has been crying all this while, please my follow nairalanders, what else can I do about this, cus I'm really mad right now.
Modified: She said she was sleeping in the parlour, around midnight by that kind 2am or there about the vice principal bounced on her they where struggling before anything will happen the man has already bounced on her, and penetrate inside of her.. she even have the pant the man teared, like I'm confused
Bro it wasn’t rape but consensual sex, why did she not scream so the owner of the school and her family can come rescue her? He raped her and she’s still working and living with him in the same apartment?He raped her and she can’t report to the owner of the school or the police? the only person she reported to is her bro and for 3 weeks has not done anything about it? Will you be calm and do nothing if your sister tells you that a guy rape her? She realized that she bleep up by sleeping with the guy so she’s looking for a way to whine you or maybe the guy say he nor do again so she’s looking for a way to mess him up. Bro use your head.
AllGistRoom: Comedienne Emmanuella's family has allegedly snubbed Ned Nwoko's request to marry the young lad.
Recall that allgistroom.com filed a report of Ned Nwoko trying all means to marry Emmanuella aside from all the beautiful wives he has already.
Well, in a latest development, it is said that the family of the comedian has snubbed him.
A different blog in Nigeria took to Facebook to update fans that the family has shunned the billionaire and asked him to stop dreaming of marrying the comedienne.
Hope you guys have evidence to back up your claim? You guys should know that Ned never take it easy with anyone that tries to tarnish his image, you guys might end up having your day in court, I beg keep your evidence safe, remember the kayamata girl vs Ned issue.
Wike should cool. He's too "hot" and outspoken to be a VP.
Even if he had won the ticket, he wouldn't sell in the North.
How will Hausa even pronounce his name ?
People don't just get that the size of the electorate in the North isn't one to ignore.
So true my bro, Wikes 4 letter name will be too difficult for the Hausas to pronounce hence he’s not a good candidate but Okowas 5 letter name is so nice and simple to pronounce that it is now an household name amongst the Hausas, oga well done, continue
omenka: There seems to be no end in sight to the escalation of e-hostilities between the former presidential aide and his erstwhile fans/followers.
Earlier in the day, the self styled "Buhari Tormentor" dropped a cryptic message barely stopping short of outrightly calling Peter Obi's supporters IPOB. But informed observers keeping tabs on events between the two parties as they unfold understand the underlying meaning of his message.
Notwithstanding, he still couldn't resist the allure of escallating the rift between himself and Obi fans who now monitor his every move like an ever present shadow of his.
In his words, he stated thus:
Cc: Mynd44, Seun.
Bully’s always hate being bullied, oga eat ya breakfast, you’ve always been the one fishing it out, now it’s ya turn to get severed, please enjoy it while it’s hot
VotePeterObi: Reno has been cooking food for ObidientFC, they ignored him. He moved to instigate ethnic and religious violence in Nigeria. Omoh Obidientfc has cooked food for Reno that he can't eat. David Hundeyin has joined the cooking .
OK I'm going to bite because I've had just about enough of this guy.
Which of the wives and children, Reno? Is it your legally married wife Tuokpe whom you abandoned in Antioch, California to chase the Ethiopian babe you impregnated and are now living with in London?
Since when did you care about your wife and children, Reno? Was it when you abandoned Tuokpe with your 3 children including a special needs kid all by herself in California and you had a child with another woman you're living with?
You better answer, you silver-tongued serpent!
The Bible you can't shut up about says at Proverbs 5:18: "Let your wife be a fountain of blessing for you. Rejoice in the wife of your youth."
You abandoned the wife of your youth with 3 children and moved to another country with a younger woman and you have THE NERVE to speak?
So Reno get cuss full body like this and he nor day gree shut up? See as them day drag u now like tiger generator, stupid man
Georgekyrian: Like now I don’t know what to think! I always be part of advising people issues here but I don’t always think my personal life will come in stories someday.. so it happens now I’m a guy in late 20’s, been active in NL for over 9 years, I’m a graduate awaiting NYSC, I have an event ushering business now worth almost a million, but what got my profile high is that right before University years which I graduated in 2021 supposed 2020 due to Covid-19, I had been a die hard hustler starting from main market and school deals that pays me, now I just living average dude with apartment and car in one of the sub urban location here in the country, I have no serious landed property which makes me needed more good investment, the issue now is my relationship life. I met this my girlfriend in 2019 ending when I relocated into new state outside my state of schooling ( I met her when I was squatting with some family and friends though I rented my own house same end of 2019 because I hate inconveniencing people). We started dating seriously and after some months I took her woman life’s gift when she was purely 18 as I waited because I loved her but I told her fact ‘I cannot continue the relationship with her when she is 18 without having all of her’’, we reached to the agreement that she will give in and remain faithful if I can assure not to hurt her, me already knowing she is a pure good girl, which made me accepting the agreement wholeheartedly, mind you I celebrated her 3 birthday with her with my money and this year birthday we shared the cost by half and was done in my house. My woman is tender but has 2 good skills that pays her averagely daily, though she is the best in her apprentice shop now and due to free but her madam wants her because she is her best (I allowed her still working there is because we are not married and I got no finance to open her own business but in serious plans immediately we get married), but my girl can take any day off for outside job she wants sometimes in my house. Her parents got to know me last year after I bought phone for her phone as birthday gift, they seized it and demanded I must come to know me, before they issue her back the phone (she has a Christian strict parents and me, I’m pure Christian boy but traditional oriented meaning I like doing Right and no wrong). Me as street carry my men involve after 2days, after introducing myself (not marriage oo) me and the both parents reason and I told them I’m a good friend of their daughter and I want her to use the phone with clean mind and they released it to her. Since then I have been closer with the family though as pure Igbo boy (with mind of redpiller) always keep my distance. Many times the family will invite me around but I won’t show, last year I gifted her mom a birthday cake why on travel trip, and I didn’t show for that birthday, Mothering Sunday in their church this year, I couldn’t come after the heavy invitation (and that is the present problem... to be continued
I beg anybody way understand this write up should help me interpret it biko
1. The Court nullified his Candidacy that he shouldn't have participated in the first place.
2. That he shouldn't carry himself as the PDP Guber Candidate for Delta State.
3. That INEC and PDP are restrained from accepting his Candidacy.
4. Yes, substitution window is not closed.
I am sure the full judgement will still become public.
You did not add where the court ordered that Edevbie be substituted with Sheriff, let’s wait for the ctc of the court’s judgment, I sincerely hope they don’t end up receiving the Lyons’s judgment of 2019 in Bayelsa State.
oluseyiforjesus: I don't know y I'm praying for you God will see you through Any mother will do anything to save d life of her child....
So true, including donating one of her kidney for her sick child but madam Ekweremadu is unwilling to do that, she prefer sourcing for kidney from an hungry street boy.
drlaykay: This day two years ago, I was suturing a lacerated skin of a patient when conversations concerning cultism began in the emergency room. My male nurse's attempts at pretending to be a member was immediately flawed by the poor use of the cultists parlance.
The patient on the other hand didn't say much but the flow and his choice of words made it obvious he knew much.
Disappointed at the poor flow of my nurse and an attempt to rescue us from total defeat, I decided to join in the "cruise". As a young man who grew up in a neighborhood predominantly dominated by cultists, I had automatically learnt certain slangs peculiar to cultists.
The once calm patient suddenly wore a fierce look, looked at me straight in the eyeballs and inquired with a voice seeking immediate affirmation " Doctor, you bam seven?". Meaning did you get initiated into the Aye/ confraternity?
Omo, cold catch me as I understood the weight of the question and the possible sequel. In instant rebuttal, I said " No oOoOO, I bam medicine and surgery"
Kai, the guy go burst laugh fall for ground, Shuo which one b bam medicine and surgery again na?
fergie001: Yes, what the petitioner asked for was for Oborevwori to be disqualified. Once the Court grants same, he will come in there, because he came second.
However, INEC will be on Siddon look because it will still go up.
It could be what he asked for but was that prayer granted? Did the judge make an order to that effect? It is not all prayers that are granted by the court, moreover has the time lapse for substitution of candidates by political parties not elapse?
Is he aware is church is built on drainage channel? Is he aware building his church on that particular spot will lead to blockade of the flow of water and can lead to flooding which is turn can lead to loss of lives and properties? If he does then he got what he deserve if not especially if the building is approved then he should be compensated.
After seeing his picture, I knew there is no way he is a minor.
Can he be sent back to Nigeria after the case?
No sir, he’s not coming to Nigeria anytime soon so that political thugs can kill him, his not being a minor do not free Ekweremadu of organ harvesting charge.
Politics › Re: We Can No Longer Campaign For Tinubu - Northern APC Christians by SamOchuko: 10:56pm On Jul 12, 2022
