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NYSCRe: 2019 Batch B Stream 1 Passing Our Circular by samozi: 7:49am On May 02, 2020
NYSC didn't announce this on any platform,but LGI's are confirming it..
NYSC2019b1 Pop by samozi(op): 7:03am On May 02, 2020
In the past days,a circular was released as per the date of pop for 19B1.
The bone of contention is,LGI's are confirming this,but nysc are yet to post it on their platforms..Coupled with the fact that lots of Corp members have traveled back home and there's a gridlock in almost all states due to the growing pandemic,how do these people go to their states of service to collect their certificates??If it be possible,can anyone with better info let them know what's up??Am part of them.
RomanceRe: Her Parents Rejected Me Because I Am A Polytechnic Graduate by samozi: 11:45pm On May 01, 2020
Iffinu good for health quit (4x)
Iffi good for your health smoke (4x)



What can I say??
HealthRe: Anambra Discovers Unused 4 Ventilators In Medical Store by samozi: 7:03am On Apr 30, 2020
And they kept mute until now
How I take enter this country
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Air Force C-130H Aeromedical Evacuation (Pictures) by samozi: 2:11am On Apr 30, 2020
weblord1900:
Long overdue
Is that why una tie innocent healthy man on the bed just to show off grin

BTW, Una forget to pull off his wrist watch grin

Una think say we go get sense
����
PoliticsRe: MURIC Says Kano Deaths Suggest Plot To Depopulate Muslims by samozi: 4:42pm On Apr 28, 2020
SeverusSnape:
MUMUric...

Maybe the Vatican should have also claimed the population of Christians/Catholics is being decimated in Italy and Spain.

please who made that their idiotic 'Director' a professor?. very rubbish human being
and d mumu bears a Yoruba name...these ppl
CrimeRe: We Charge Zamfara Bandits N6000 For Sex Per Night - Sisters by samozi: 10:19am On Apr 28, 2020
Davash222:
Crime no good, for real.. See what they settled for with 6K..
With 6K, you'll get fresh and neat girls with succulent breasts and nyash for even two nights!
Cos they're criminals, they have no choice.
just imagine how many times they've collected/paid that 6k..
NYSCRe: Your NYSC Questions Answered by samozi: 11:53pm On Mar 12, 2019
please am kinda curious to know,tired and confused..this house people be thinking you didn't graduate!�abeg,those (like me) that couldn't register now,Abeg when is the next registration..
RomanceRe: ...*** by samozi: 5:32pm On Dec 26, 2018
the guy set sha
RomanceRe: Am 18 And Am In Love With A 30yrs Guy by samozi: 9:18am On Nov 19, 2018
taylor88:

IF THAT GUY NO FUVK U TODAY MAKE THUNDER FIRE ME




visiting him today for fear of not breaking up



My advice :
1.if u ain't ready for s3x locate the nearest iron welder to make u a helmet pant (i can connect u with my guy to construct that 4 u) make sure ur dad is with the key after locking it


OR



2. Get ready to collect ur 25litres of undiluted and frustrated konjugated spermatozoa that hv accumulated for 7yrs without seeing the day light

Remember any 24+ male spermatozoa that hv not ejaculated for at least 3yrs automatically turns RED



Enjoy ur ToTo tour
guy am not well, am exhausted from laughing!!
RomanceRe: Comment Three Words Better Than 'I Love You' by samozi: 7:13am On Jun 16, 2018
ochobaba:
You are sacked
this one got me...can't stop laughing
RomanceRe: NIGERIA VS CROTIA: Mikel Obi Spotted Doing This Hours Before Kickoff (Pics) by samozi: 7:09am On Jun 16, 2018
this is a big lie joor...we saw this picture when the world cup was played in Brazil.. we refuse to be fooled op..
SportsRe: 2018 FIFA World Cup Russia™: The Five Best World Cup Games To Watch... by samozi: 6:40am On Jun 16, 2018
Nbote:
As U can see dis thread is a couple of days old... D OP edited both his headline and d post...
ok sir
SportsRe: 2018 FIFA World Cup Russia™: The Five Best World Cup Games To Watch... by samozi: 7:01am On Jun 14, 2018
Nbote:
I don't fully agree with some of those ur matchups.. D main matches from each group to watch out for in my opinion are as follows


Egypt vs Uruguay
Portugal vs Spain
France vs Denmark
Argentina vs Croatia, Argentina vs Nigeria
Brazil vs Switzerland
Germany vs Sweden
Belgium vs England
Senegal vs Poland, Senegal vs Colombia
...please read the thread before you comment...it says is it the 5 anticipatedhuh.. you neglected the signs
RomanceRe: Any Guy Here That Love His Girlfriend More Than His Mom Is an asshole by samozi: 5:11pm On May 21, 2018
I apologise on the OPios behalf..he meant to say 'girlfriend fu:cker' not 'mother fu:cker'
Foreign AffairsRe: Israeli Snipers Kill 37 Palestinians, Wound 1,300 Over US Embassy Opening by samozi: 5:19pm On May 14, 2018
end of the world...I swear this has to do with the revelations playing out... soon Israel will move to reclaim the temple...and then...wait o...and then what??��
FashionRe: Female Corper's Amazing Weight Loss After 7 Months Fitness Journey by samozi: 6:59am On May 12, 2018
abeg buubs de slim to fashion too??something fishy about these pics �
RomanceRe: How Can I Stop My Girlfriend Always Shouting Jesus Christ During Sex by samozi: 3:26pm On Feb 04, 2017
Emm...you realy wanna know?..send her to me..cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: El-rufai Must Produce Herdsmen He Paid To Stop Killing Christians –  suleman by samozi: 6:57am On Jan 30, 2017
durubrian:
Oga, Abeg o, no vex.... Go answer DSS..



I'm a Christian and I'm totally against the killings, but what this 'man' did is wrong... Mr Suleiman, Christianity is totally against violence.... #weAreNotBokoHaram #WeAreNotFulaniHerdsmen
..dont know you so i dont want to start raining curses on you..suleiman said defend yourself..since you are against him,fold your hands until this cow-like thinkers cut them off..am from agatu,you should know the rest..dont be shallow minded.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians You Are Being Deceived. True Status Of Buhari's Health. by samozi: 2:29pm On Jan 27, 2017
Adminisher:
Buhari is not a horrible President please
Nigerians are too ignorant , dumb , tribalistic, sentimental and fearful of truth to know what a good President is. Even most countries practising democracy don't even know not to talk of Nigeria where almost every leader since independence scores below average.
What does a fucking Nigerian know about anything
i hope you are no Nigerian
RomanceRe: How To Identify A Runs Girl - By Joro Olumofin by samozi: 1:17pm On Jan 09, 2017
jidxin:
they also wear ankle chain nd wait beads or chain.
*_bros you must pay me...cos you stole my comment..like say you de my head..so true_*
EventsRe: Ladies In Leaf Clothing Show Off Their Glamour At The 2016 Calabar Carnival.PICS by samozi: 3:04pm On Dec 29, 2016
See that guy chest like breast abeg..looks firmcheesy
PoliticsRe: Obama Calls Buhari As DSS Arrests Al-Barnawi, ISIS-Recognised Boko Haram Leader by samozi: 2:56pm On Dec 29, 2016
I realy want to believe this but after them say they kill Shekau twice,i hardened my heart.
PoliticsRe: Shiites Trek From Kaduna To Zaria (photos) by samozi: 5:15pm On Nov 22, 2016
I hope they have food and water..
RomanceRe: Should A Lady Cook For The Guy She Is Dating? by samozi: 11:03pm On Nov 18, 2016
Never!!!They should be cutting grass for them:>
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Looks Ugly Without Makeup ( pics included) by samozi: 10:35am On Nov 17, 2016
You need helpful comment abi...no make me call you idiot..so like some ladies you don turn attention LovePeddler...if to say online slap dey na im i for stretch give you.so you mean she stand like that for you to snap...i think say you catch her off guard...i for just curse dis guy now now if not for BuBu
PoliticsRe: Video Of Army Maltreating Igbo Children by samozi: 8:21pm On Nov 14, 2016
ChilledPill:
[s][/s] Up the land of the rising sun

Up the nation of joy

All hail Biafra
all hail biafra
RomanceRe: What does it mean when your girlfriend falls asleep during sex? by samozi: 6:01pm On Nov 14, 2016
Check again bro...maybe you've been fvcking the bed instead
FamilyRe: 9 Struggles Men Go Through Ladies Will Never Understand by samozi: 11:05am On Oct 28, 2016
baby124:
Lmaooooo. So the balls get stuck on your tighs and you sit on it too? You can't make this stuff up. Many jokes will come out of this. Like "oga have a seat, mind your balls o" grin
baby124...i take God beg..
CelebritiesRe: Beverly Osu's "Unhealthy" Look Got Fans Worried [PICS] by samozi: 10:54am On Oct 28, 2016
I'll still cherish her nude pics grin
RomanceRe: Guys, Get In Here, Is This The Hottest Short Girl You Have Ever Seen? (photos) by samozi: 7:11am On Oct 21, 2016
All i see is Carmel Toe

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