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donstan18:
If you are a Guy reading this, please pay attention.



You see this?



You see this?


And this?


And this too....

You see those 4 parts I highlighted? They should be the reason why you should never expect much from GIRLFRIENDS, they are just hoes parading as Girlfriends.

The earlier you understand this the better for you. Thanks!!

wisdom kill u

ladies are always crazy, it depends ur attitude will determine how crazy dey will be or act to u...

this is very unnecessary if the relocation of the celebration won't solve the issues but only give awareness to the bandit that we still have inactive govt who can't protect the lives of the brothers and sisters of the N01 citizen of the country...
there is no need for celebrating rather mourning the dead caused by bandit.

popular Kano adage says' kumi da kakawo, mun fika' meaning that 'we are morethan you in every thing u bring or do'
they believe they have sense more than everyone.... rip malam

baliyubla:
https://www.goal.com/en-ie/news/coronavirus-togo-adebayor-will-not-be-donating-homeland/1nqvm90qkwlhw1lo3qzmdf513h

he is fucking broke and decided to take that as excuse...... God help the poor...

Luckydubby7:
https://www.channelstv.com/2020/04/19/we-have-spent-over-n1bn-in-covid-19-fight-says-obaseki/

omo!!!!! 1billion naira? wat da Bleep is dat? spending such huge amount of money in a state dat has less Dan 20 active convict-19 cases?? let the lootenants continue looting using this pendermic as a yardstick. I no blame una, na the angel wey bring me come naija I blame and I get issues with the angel if I reach heaven.

CrudeSon:
This is serious!!!!It is only a week left!!just hang in peeps

u think so, there will be a possible continuous lockdown if the govt decide to be dormant to the livelihood of poor citizens.....

Northurmate:
Source: https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/over-16744-persons-receive-n20000-fgs-cash-transfer-in-kaduna.html

2021 NECO
EXAMINATION QUESTION
Subject: GOVERNMENT

Answer 5 out of 7 Questions (each question carries the same marks).
Time: 1 hour

Questions:
1. In which year was Corona Virus brought into Nigeria and what is the name of the Italian Man that brought it into Nigeria? (20 Marks)

2. As at 6th April 2020, 35 people had been cured of and discharged from Covid-19 from hospitals. Mention 5 (five) names out of the 35 discharged and what they used to treat them. (20 Marks)

3. During Covid-19 Pandemic in Nigeria, a Chinese Billionaire donated Kits to Nigeria to curtail Coronavirus. Where were the items distributed, mention the states and their local governments. (20 Marks)

4. During Covid-19 Pandemic in Nigeria and due to social distancing, Individuals and corporate bodies donated billions of naira to Federal Goverment. What was the money used for and how many Nigerians benefited from the money? (20 Marks)

5. During Covid-19 Pandemic in Nigeria, other countries released Trillions and Billions to their Citizens to cushion the effects of Stay at Home policy. Discuss how many loaves of bread, cups of Rice and beans distributed among the citizens of Nigeria. (use yenagoa, Iyana-Ipaja and Agege as case study). (20 Marks)

6. The woman sharing money said she physically shared money to 2.6m Nigerians. Lai Mohammed said they have transfered N100b to Nigerians:
(6a.) Name the Government officials that went out with the woman and list the area the money was shared. (15 Marks)
(6b.) Name the Banks use for N100b was transfered to the Nigerian citizens by Lai Mohammed. (5 Marks).

7. A govt that could not finish distributing 7.5 Million voters card in years has just shared 100 Billion Naira to 2.5 Million Nigerians in less than 72 hours.
Explain extensively using complex analysis how this was achieved. (Feel free to use GPS and 5G network) (20 Marks)

Luckydubby7:
https://www.thecable.ng/children-killed-as-air-force-accidentally-bombs-borno-village/amp?__twitter_impression=true

I can't remember niger president using airstrikes on highly rated bokoharam sects and he did successfully did damage with land troops alone.... is well if the news is actually true.

MelesZenawi:
http://saharareporters.com/2020/03/24/exclusive-presidential-intensive-care-unit-activated-buhari-self-isolates-after-abba?fbclid=IwAR3OI9H2U9qkbT-f4Msz5xLOxvldIAmy1dNhPKQOXrey690-HymivPKEFwo

Abbah father! if it's my will please let it be, because there is no peace for the wicked, but ur will is the final authority in this country, but never mind my will and ur will can be in alignment in this issue. pls let my will and ur will be done in agreement.....
Jeremiah 29:11- the thought I have towards u are for good and not for evil but to give u an expected end! my expected end is wat I want in dis matter.!!

Bilabong:
How can u say that the girl is short? The guy is really tall for that girl to be near his shoulder means she is not short...

boss! she is not short, but she is the shortest in the camp.... understand bro

ManyThanks:
start reading books on entrepreneurship and prepare yourself for the real world.... its no longer about certificate but sabificate.....learn skills and business strategies/ideas

baba for this one so, I concur, na sabificate sure pass not certificate, certificate will make a boy under pressure and sabificate will make u boss with plenty certificationers under u ...
if u can solve a rich man's problem, then u can have access to his safe..... learn a skill today!!!!!

Carlyscales:
https://nairametrics.com/2020/03/14/reports-suggest-zenith-bank-given-green-light-to-acquire-union-bank/

zenith! zenith! zenith! how many times I call UNA?? is becos of this population and crowd stuff that made me get account with u guys after first Bank encounter... I chose the both of u, first bank and zenith bank for different reasons, and crowd is one of the reason I chose u zenith, don't merge, plss don't merge... make union bank dey him dey and u too dey ur dey... tank u

Fortuna2:
My undergraduate project was on quality of water supply in Southwest Nigeria (research findings already published). More than 70% Nigerians lack access to potable water and suffer water borne diseases frequently. Anyways, our government isn't bothered, why should I??

your findings is cool but my assumption is 95% lack access to good water supply.... gbammmm

puremaker7:
This one again, we are talking about a contagious virus, you are talking about faith, as if pastor don't die

oga leave that thing...sir not everything affect everybody... some sickness will die at som1 intervention. life is absolutely spiritual... if ur spirit welcoms it, den have it. I will surely die but not now sir... at the appointed time.

REALHEAVEN:
The man wan use huge d!ck scatter the tight thing...

He should better get married to a certain nollywood actress that once complained that her husband is a 40 sec man...i no call anybody name o!!!
I think they will make a good partnership.

with a big fat and long dick, u can still be a 40seconds man, u just need practice, skills and strength.....

puremaker7:
very sad, I just pity african nations with their poor medical facilities, this going hit africa very hard just a matter of time

I reject it sir! be it to u according to ur faith....

Toseenlove:
Lol see the phone wey the Olosho girl dey use sef, Oppo N121,000 exactly the phone I'm using. I'm absolutely sure no be hin money she use buy am lol. Ogbeni stop deceiving yourself, That girl has a Certified pot belly Simp financing her. You either play along and fleece her as much as you can or bow out with honor, My two cent. Ladies of these days no dey Joke with anyone, Their eyes dey shook like Hyena and are nothing to write home about. They are gathering as much SIMPS they can gather...

my brother ehhh!! oil wey dey ur head reach Barrell ooo.... u just talk my mind right about now.

the only remedy to stop a flirting lady is to just fence her ears and lock her in the cell, Wich is not possible because she will flirt with herself....

Bleep love by 2pac love is wicked by brick n lace the love of God .... John 3 vs 16

fergie006:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/dickson-to-apc-take-supreme-court-verdict-in-good-faith.html

they have no choice than to remain silent..... affliction shall not rise the second time in the case of home for all
....

pannyman:
Really?

no jokes bro. I wonder if luck is involved in. buying cars... I wonder the magic in some cars like Corolla.

sheu01:
Your explanation is very nice and perfect. Good talk, Is it a corolla sport?

Corolla le......

Islie:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/fg-to-scientists-discover-conoravirus-vaccine-get-n36m.html

how can u make a research wen u don't have sample? bring corona infected person or virus to the table and see if we can't cure it, either Tru spiritual, physical Or diabolic means...... sleeping govnt of bubu....

ranmoor:
If you wanna do it, don't do it via text nor WhatsApp message. Say it verbally, you can easy deny if things go south. Never leave evidence!

chaiiiii see sense... sense want kill u ooooo

right about now in the city of Abuja, corrola is needed almost everywhere, it seems like people just discovered that corrolla is the best.....
and the price is increasing everyday due to the high demand....
try Corolla Bros

abbeyie007:
For fuel efficiency, it's better u go for the Camry

did u just write fuel efficiency for Camry compared to Corolla? Bros Corolla fuel efficiency is mad .....
bought full tank on a trip from abuja to imo state in my corrolla 2007 ride, used AC all Tru the journey and am left with quarter tank fuel. my friend dat we travelled together sold his Camry and bought Corolla wen we came back.....
corrolla is mad in maintenance and fuel consumption
.....

even a child felt the heat and opted out willingly. he lack understanding that life is a gift and u av to cherish it and make the most out of it.

McCoy662:
Good morning Nlanders, I have this very issue bothering me. I have been in a relationship with this girl for about 3 years now. I love her so much, and she loved me until of recent when she told me that she's no longer interested in the relationship. She told me the stern truth that she was seeing someone else.

It's not like I don't take care of her, because I have given her almost everything she requested from me. I bought 90% of her clothes myself as she can't even buy for herself if I give her the money. I pay her bills too.

Just about 2 months ago, the said guy called me and told me that his gf (my gf) said I'm her ex, and they are now together. This guy is not that rich, he's just on average income scale, he's not super handsome and the worst is that, this girl calls and comes to my house for sex anytime she feels like. But that's all, we are not friends like before, we don't go out together, she don't even oblige my requests anytime I ask her for anything. She doesn't even visit on a regular except for sex.

Right now, I'm fed up; I'm tired of being in this love triangle, though I love her so much.
My guys advised me to beat her up and warn her never to come close to my house again, but I just can't. Though I feel used as a sex object, but I just can't say no to this girl's request.

I don't just know, am I being stupid?? Is there a Best way to handle this in a more diplomatic way?? I really love this girl.

stupid in love oooo...... (in d voice of brown) Bros u av to forget about love, love is blind but only marriage can make u see!
Bros shift position from dat babe dat called u her ex and stop dying in lust. or else u will train a child that is not URS ooo. forget d sex , bullshit d love and get another, there are somany fishes in the river, dis days sef d fishes all coms out to the river bank for unstressful catch......

IamCookie:
I no dey oOo ...gat street bros and friends that talks #smiles#

reason dis one

agbada done hook for Barb wire.... u go nowhere , we die here niggaa

our tradition and culture are interrelated with poverty......