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Hello guru's in d house. I hv a similar problem wit my laptop keyboard,bt in my case d keys are perfectly working but whenever i switch on my laptop,i hear an alarm sound 4rm d laptop.Sum1 told me dat my keyboard is fauty,could dis b true? House!! wots d solution to this problem?

There is a guy dat attended 8 (eight ) rural rugged evangelism,both zonal and state rugged before d end of his service yr.That one too much oo!! As for me na only 2 i fit go,both were state rudded. Guyz d question is have u seen or heard of anyone that has broken this record?

Thank God for NCCF,it brought out my leadership skills.NCCF a platform for service to God and Humanity." i love this Family of God...Oh-oh-oh...".My Servering NCCF members dont forget to pay ur "CAPITATION" b4 u passout. More grace to NCCF Lapai Zone,Niger State. I luv u guyz,more divine strenght to carry on;NCCF will never die in dat zone Amen!!!

No 21: he never miss a free kick. No 22 he's never caught offside. Hummm !!! Am cumin.....

I think women of these days dont knw wot dey want they are so confused !!!,jst wait nd keep ur hands cross untill u are 50 dem u can nw select d 1 u want 4 ur self.By dem there'll many of dem to choose 4rm.

casket: Nay...he is far from being a good captain !
Vincent Enyama or Mikel would have been a preferred choice.

yes Enyama would hv been d preferred choice bt i dont like goalkeepers give d captain,coz it usually distract dem.Since Osazee didnt mk d squad,Mikel is a beta option.Dont even mention Uchel.

Adanyebe: WHAT IS YOBO?.... IS IT A NAME OF TOWN OR DISEASE?

nt Yobo its called bobo Its a name 4 a drink loved by children.

Yobo Or do you mean bobo? Dat sound like d name of a drink.

Na d time & moni i waste na pain me.Well sha up up super HE GOAT!!!

Ants never sleep. Also they don’t have lungs. Worker ants may live seven years and the queen may live as long as 15 years.

Horses and cows sleep while standing up.


The horn of a rhinoceros is made from compacted hair rather than bone or another substance.



Despite the white, fluffy appearance of Polar Bears fur, it actually has black skin

For every human in the world there are one million ants.

For every person there are rougly 200 million insects.

Killer whales are not whales at all, rather a species of dolphin.


A newborn kangaroo is about 1 inch in length. It then grows inside its mother’s bag.

I think 2 much movie don spoil all of una, especially d seasonal movie "Heros"I think 2 much movie don spoil all of una, especially d seasonal movie "Heros"I think 2 much movie don spoil all of una, especially d seasonal movie "Heros"

When u are unmarried u can use any of ur sliblings.When u are married u can use either ur child or ur spouse.[color=#990000][/color]

When u have been looking 4 job 4 d past 10yrs and u finally got it and u were told 2 bring ur credentials d next day and ur house got fire,everything was burnt down. I saw a guy crying yesterday that's wot happend to him,before he came back 4rm church yesterday d house he rented got fire and everything brunt down and he was to submit his credentials today. After 10yrs of job searching.Is he not really cursed?

nijanigga: Anybody in his right mind won't be dreaming on reaching knock out stage talk less of winning the cup.
The present squad is below 20% performance of the 1994 winning squad.

Why do we Nigerian always compare d persent day team wit d 1994 squad?Somebodi build dat team. why can dey build a more better team dan dat of d 1994 squad?

SamConquer: I am as bewilder as u are.i cant beleive is a graduate that wrote this giberish

HABA!!! Na you come worst pass the poster.

@OP B4 i post my advice plz plaste ur recent pic so dat i hv ideal of wot u look like.

Thanks alot guys, i have gotten the name,its scientific name is (phoenix dactylifera) but its popularly called palm date.I just google it now and its amazing that this fruit has alot of health benefits.

When i visited the northan part of this country, i saw this very dry stuff called "dibino" in hausa.At first i thought it was the smaller type of pear that was dry,taking a closer look,it was not what i thought.A friend of mine brought it and i ask him to give me some on teasting it, i love it right away and am getting addicted to it.I eat them almost on a daily bases. I know this thing "dibino" will have good health benefit.Pls N'lander do any body in house known the name in english so that i can google it for more research to kown more of its health benefits.

Oo boy ye!!! Dis guy na big otondo!!! Na certificate? Even pple nor dey laminate certificate self.

This Is Pure Pure Wickedness. Killer Jihadist sect, Boko Haram has broken its silence over the murder of 4 Uniport students last week’s Friday. www.naijagists.com In a statement, Boko Haram’s spokesman said: “ This is pure wickedness“ The sect advised law enforcement officials to ensure justice is carried out. Boko Haram also denied any involvement in the killing of over 40 students at Mubi and Adamawa State University. We have no business with students politics because they’re not our main target. – said the spokesman. www.naijagists.com/boko-haram-condemns-aluu-killings-this-is-pure-wickedness-spokesman-laments/

When God said He created man in his own image, I want to believe what that statement means is, creating man in a way pleasant to God. But some of us are not pleased with the way God created us and want to look the way people around us want us to – that is one of the major reasons you see women especially, go the extra mile to look beautiful. Some go for nose jobs, boob implants, butt enlargement, plastic surgery and so on. This is the story of a young woman, Apryl Michelle Brown, who was always teased about her flat butt, sometimes referred to as a “pancake” booty by her friends and family. In November’s Essence, she recounts her story on how she wanted to have a larger behind. Eventually she saved up enough money, but her story doesn’t necessarily have a good ending. “I didn’t know if I wanted to look like Janet Jackson or J. Lo., I just wanted a new, bigger booty.” Unfortunately this quest for a bigger booty has left Brown without her legs and arms. In 2004, Brown, didn’t go to a plastic surgeon, but instead she found an unlicensed person to inject industrial-grade silicone into her behind. According to Brown, she doesn’t remember how much she paid for the injections, but eventually the area of injection became irritated and painful. Two years later, the silicone hardened and caused her to have an infection. The infections eventually got so bad, she had to have her limbs amputated. In Essence, she warns women about the hazards of pumping parties. ”I was left here for a purpose,” she says. “I have to get the word out so that nobody else makes this choice.” As more women strive for bigger assets at a cheaper price, more of these ‘pump shops’ will show up. And unfortunately more tragic stories will also happen. A larger butt definitely isn’t worth a life or limbs. www.informationnigeria.org/2012/10/price-for-bigger-butts-woman-is-left-limbless-after-having-illegal-butt-injections.html

I think dis guy has been playin football b4 nw,nd moreova football mk jst b his 2nd sport.Lets giv him a chance he may jst b lucky nd end up havin a carrer in football.

Post-reaction of the twitter post of the one time king of hip hop in Nigeria- Eedris Abdulkareem has witnessed so many turns of word exchanges, gravitating from fans to celebrities. The noise took a sound rhythm when ace producer and Mavin Boss Don Jazzy took to twitter to respond to the already electrified tweet. He seem to be agreeing in a way to the statement. www.informationnigeria.org/2012/09/don-jazzy-agrees-eedris-abdulkareem-paved-the-way-for-the-rest-of-them.html

Three years ago special agent Christopher Stangl appeared in a video calling on people with computer science degrees to join the Federal Bureau of Investigation, saying they were needed “more than ever.” Last night, hackers with subversive online networks Anonymous and Antisec answered that call with nothing short of irreverence: they published what they claimed were more than 1 million unique device identifier numbers, (UDID) for Apple devices, stolen from Stangl’s own laptop. In total, the hackers say they were able to steal more than 12 million of these strings of numbers and letters, but, “we decided a million would be enough to release.” They announced the hack through the widely- watched Twitter feed, @AnonymousIRC last night. www.forbes.com/sites/parmyolson/2012/09/04/fbi-agents-laptop-hacked-to-grab-12-million-apple-ids-anonymous-claims/

Trouble seems to be brewing as controversy hits the camp of Team Nigeria in the ongoing London 2012 Paralympics. Reason? The athletes are complaining of marginalization. Tribunesports gathered that some of the athletes refused to collect their allowances saying that they ought to have been paid by the National Sports Commission (NSC) in pound sterling like their counterparts at the Games. Tribunesports also gathered that the athletes for the track and field events have collected their allowances as each of them was said to have been paid 1,700 dollars. Our source however, revealed that the powerlifters in the team were yet to collect theirs at the time of filing this report. One of the athletes told Tribunesports in London that the protest was to ensure justice and fair play. “Why should we be paid in dollars? None of the athletes who went to London 2012 main Olympics won a medal yet, they were paid 2,400 pounds each. Here we are, we have made Nigeria proud by wining gold medals here and those at the helm of affairs only felt we should be paid in dollars. Why the disparity for goodness sake? It is unfair,” said one of the athletes, who spoke on the condition of anonymity. Meanwhile, none of the officials of Team Nigeria could be reached for comments at the time of filing this report. No wonder our sportsmen and women waste no time in dumping our national flag at the slightest opportunity. Heroes and heroines are not fully recognized for their efforts and when they eventually are, it is done in a haphazard manner. Please, whoever is concerned should compensate these athletes accordingly by meeting their demands; they have done us proud to be marginalized against. www.informationnigeria.org/2012/09/paralympic-games-trouble-looms-as-team-nigeria-athletes-protest-over-allowances.html

Landing super star American singers Wyclef Jean and Akon in your movie is no mean achievement hence Jeta Amata, of the famous Amata family that consists of Fred and Zack, pulled off a huge coup by getting these singers to play a starring role in his latest flick, Black November...... www.informationnigeria.org/2012/09/akon-and-wyclef-jean-get-starring-role-in-jeta-amatas-new-movie.html

What abt padi-padi,bear-bear,jaga-jaga,look-look,pam-pam,to-to,run-run

Ronaldinho is not dead. Ronaldinho (Ronaldo de Assis Moreira) is battling a fake death report today. The soccer star of Atlético Mineiro is the latest celebrity victimized by a fake death tale this week. But Ronaldinho might very well be the first soccer star to be the subject of a fabricated death story in recent months..... news.lalate.com/2012/09/02/ronaldinho-not-dead-fake-death-report-strikes-atletico-mineiro-star/

Seems twitter has become a place for controversial statements such as this

The demolition of the the dilapidated pedestrian bridge at Sadiku Bus-stop in Ilasamaja area of Lagos began in earnest yesterday the 1st. Despite the worrisome state of the bridge, it was said to still be in use until the demolition began. Lagos State Traffic Management Authority (LASTMA) said the demolition and re-building of the bridge will take four months and were seen around the area yesterday assisting pedestrians to cross the highway and also to ensure free flow of traffic. Lagos State Government said that the demolition was to avoid preventable loss of life. www.informationnigeria.org/2012/09/lagos-government-demolish-dangerous-pedestrian-bridge-at-ilasamaja.html