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Family › Re: Is Anything Wrong With Marrying Your First Suitor? by samwash(m): 10:40am On Jan 25, 2013
I think women of these days dont knw wot dey want they are so confused !!!,jst wait nd keep ur hands cross untill u are 50 dem u can nw select d 1 u want 4 ur self.By dem there'll many of dem to choose 4rm.
Sports › Re: Is Joseph Yobo a good Captain by samwash(m): 10:28am On Jan 25, 2013
casket: Nay...he is far from being a good captain !
Vincent Enyama or Mikel would have been a preferred choice.
yes Enyama would hv been d preferred choice bt i dont like goalkeepers give d captain,coz it usually distract dem.Since Osazee didnt mk d squad,Mikel is a beta option.Dont even mention Uchel.
Sports › Re: Is Joseph Yobo a good Captain by samwash(m): 10:21am On Jan 25, 2013
Adanyebe: WHAT IS YOBO?.... IS IT A NAME OF TOWN OR DISEASE? undecided
nt Yobohuh its called bobohuh Its a name 4 a drink loved by children.
Sports › Re: Is Joseph Yobo a good Captain by samwash(m): 10:17am On Jan 25, 2013
Yobohuh Or do you mean bobo? Dat sound like d name of a drink.
Sports › Re: Not Being Able To Watch Nigeria's Match Live: How Did You Feel? by samwash(m): 9:24pm On Jan 21, 2013
Na d time & moni i waste na pain me.Well sha up up super HE GOAT!!!
Nairaland General › Re: Interesting Facts You Would Like To Know by samwash(m): 3:44pm On Jan 21, 2013
Ants never sleep. Also they don’t have lungs. Worker ants may live seven years and the queen may live as long as 15 years.

Horses and cows sleep while standing up.


The horn of a rhinoceros is made from compacted hair rather than bone or another substance.



Despite the white, fluffy appearance of Polar Bears fur, it actually has black skin

For every human in the world there are one million ants.

For every person there are rougly 200 million insects.

Killer whales are not whales at all, rather a species of dolphin.


A newborn kangaroo is about 1 inch in length. It then grows inside its mother’s bag.
Nairaland General › Re: Super Human Abilities You Will Love To Possess by samwash(m): 9:51am On Jan 15, 2013
I think 2 much movie don spoil all of una, especially d seasonal movie "Heros"I think 2 much movie don spoil all of una, especially d seasonal movie "Heros"I think 2 much movie don spoil all of una, especially d seasonal movie "Heros"
Family › Re: Who Is The "Next Of Kin" by samwash(m): 3:09pm On Jan 07, 2013
When u are unmarried u can use any of ur sliblings.When u are married u can use either ur child or ur spouse.[color=#990000][/color]
Jokes Etc › Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by samwash(m): 2:56pm On Jan 07, 2013
When u have been looking 4 job 4 d past 10yrs and u finally got it and u were told 2 bring ur credentials d next day and ur house got fire,everything was burnt down. I saw a guy crying yesterday that's wot happend to him,before he came back 4rm church yesterday d house he rented got fire and everything brunt down and he was to submit his credentials today. After 10yrs of job searching.Is he not really cursed?
Sports › Re: I Can't Swap Nigeria For England - Victor Moses by samwash(m): 2:30am On Jan 02, 2013
nijanigga: Anybody in his right mind won't be dreaming on reaching knock out stage talk less of winning the cup.
The present squad is below 20% performance of the 1994 winning squad.
Why do we Nigerian always compare d persent day team wit d 1994 squad?Somebodi build dat team. why can dey build a more better team dan dat of d 1994 squad?
Education › Re: Is There Anything Special About Being A Graduate? by samwash(m): 10:30am On Dec 28, 2012
SamConquer: I am as bewilder as u are.i cant beleive is a graduate that wrote this giberish
HABA!!! Na you come worst pass the poster.
Health › Re: I'm Too Skinny And It Makes Me Sad by samwash(m): 7:44pm On Nov 19, 2012
@OP B4 i post my advice plz plaste ur recent pic so dat i hv ideal of wot u look like.
Food › Re: Help Plz; What Is The Fruit "Dibino" In Hausa Called In English? by samwash(op): 9:52pm On Nov 13, 2012
Thanks alot guys, i have gotten the name,its scientific name is (phoenix dactylifera) but its popularly called palm date.I just google it now and its amazing that this fruit has alot of health benefits.
Food › Help Plz; What Is The Fruit "Dibino" In Hausa Called In English? by samwash(op): 8:47pm On Nov 13, 2012
When i visited the northan part of this country, i saw this very dry stuff called "dibino" in hausa.At first i thought it was the smaller type of pear that was dry,taking a closer look,it was not what i thought.A friend of mine brought it and i ask him to give me some on teasting it, i love it right away and am getting addicted to it.I eat them almost on a daily bases. I know this thing "dibino" will have good health benefit.Pls N'lander do any body in house known the name in english so that i can google it for more research to kown more of its health benefits.
NYSC › Re: I Laminated My Callup Letter; Is There Any Punishment For That? by samwash(m): 3:30pm On Nov 04, 2012
Oo boy ye!!! Dis guy na big otondo!!! Na certificate? Even pple nor dey laminate certificate self.
Literature › Re: "I'm" Or "Am" - Why Are We Such Careless Users Of The English Language? by samwash(m): 8:53pm On Oct 30, 2012
In my yrs of research, i come to discover that Nigerians and Kenya has the same problem went it comes to spoken and written English.
Politics › Boko Haram Condemns Aluu Killings. by samwash(op): 8:13pm On Oct 13, 2012
This Is Pure Pure Wickedness. Killer Jihadist sect, Boko Haram has broken its silence over the murder of 4 Uniport students last week’s Friday. www.naijagists.com In a statement, Boko Haram’s spokesman said: “ This is pure wickedness“ The sect advised law enforcement officials to ensure justice is carried out. Boko Haram also denied any involvement in the killing of over 40 students at Mubi and Adamawa State University. We have no business with students politics because they’re not our main target. – said the spokesman. www.naijagists.com/boko-haram-condemns-aluu-killings-this-is-pure-wickedness-spokesman-laments/
Health › Price For Bigger Butts Woman Is Left Limbless. by samwash(op): 7:18pm On Oct 13, 2012
When God said He created man in his own image, I want to believe what that statement means is, creating man in a way pleasant to God. But some of us are not pleased with the way God created us and want to look the way people around us want us to – that is one of the major reasons you see women especially, go the extra mile to look beautiful. Some go for nose jobs, boob implants, butt enlargement, plastic surgery and so on. This is the story of a young woman, Apryl Michelle Brown, who was always teased about her flat butt, sometimes referred to as a “pancake” booty by her friends and family. In November’s Essence, she recounts her story on how she wanted to have a larger behind. Eventually she saved up enough money, but her story doesn’t necessarily have a good ending. “I didn’t know if I wanted to look like Janet Jackson or J. Lo., I just wanted a new, bigger booty.” Unfortunately this quest for a bigger booty has left Brown without her legs and arms. In 2004, Brown, didn’t go to a plastic surgeon, but instead she found an unlicensed person to inject industrial-grade silicone into her behind. According to Brown, she doesn’t remember how much she paid for the injections, but eventually the area of injection became irritated and painful. Two years later, the silicone hardened and caused her to have an infection. The infections eventually got so bad, she had to have her limbs amputated. In Essence, she warns women about the hazards of pumping parties. ”I was left here for a purpose,” she says. “I have to get the word out so that nobody else makes this choice.” As more women strive for bigger assets at a cheaper price, more of these ‘pump shops’ will show up. And unfortunately more tragic stories will also happen. A larger butt definitely isn’t worth a life or limbs. www.informationnigeria.org/2012/10/price-for-bigger-butts-woman-is-left-limbless-after-having-illegal-butt-injections.html
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Usain Bolt To Play For Manchester United Against Real Madrid by samwash(m): 2:55pm On Sep 05, 2012
I think dis guy has been playin football b4 nw,nd moreova football mk jst b his 2nd sport.Lets giv him a chance he may jst b lucky nd end up havin a carrer in football.
Music/Radio › Don Jazzy Agrees Eedris Abdulkareem Paved The Way For The Rest Of Them by samwash(op): 11:49pm On Sep 04, 2012
Post-reaction of the twitter post of the one time king of hip hop in Nigeria- Eedris Abdulkareem has witnessed so many turns of word exchanges, gravitating from fans to celebrities. The noise took a sound rhythm when ace producer and Mavin Boss Don Jazzy took to twitter to respond to the already electrified tweet. He seem to be agreeing in a way to the statement. www.informationnigeria.org/2012/09/don-jazzy-agrees-eedris-abdulkareem-paved-the-way-for-the-rest-of-them.html
Computers › FBI Agent's Laptop 'hacked' To Grab 12 Million Apple Ids by samwash(op): 3:56pm On Sep 04, 2012
Three years ago special agent Christopher Stangl appeared in a video calling on people with computer science degrees to join the Federal Bureau of Investigation, saying they were needed “more than ever.” Last night, hackers with subversive online networks Anonymous and Antisec answered that call with nothing short of irreverence: they published what they claimed were more than 1 million unique device identifier numbers, (UDID) for Apple devices, stolen from Stangl’s own laptop. In total, the hackers say they were able to steal more than 12 million of these strings of numbers and letters, but, “we decided a million would be enough to release.” They announced the hack through the widely- watched Twitter feed, @AnonymousIRC last night. www.forbes.com/sites/parmyolson/2012/09/04/fbi-agents-laptop-hacked-to-grab-12-million-apple-ids-anonymous-claims/
Sports › Paralympic Games: Trouble Looms As Team Nigeria Athletes Protest Over Allowances by samwash(op): 1:21pm On Sep 04, 2012
Trouble seems to be brewing as controversy hits the camp of Team Nigeria in the ongoing London 2012 Paralympics. Reason? The athletes are complaining of marginalization. Tribunesports gathered that some of the athletes refused to collect their allowances saying that they ought to have been paid by the National Sports Commission (NSC) in pound sterling like their counterparts at the Games. Tribunesports also gathered that the athletes for the track and field events have collected their allowances as each of them was said to have been paid 1,700 dollars. Our source however, revealed that the powerlifters in the team were yet to collect theirs at the time of filing this report. One of the athletes told Tribunesports in London that the protest was to ensure justice and fair play. “Why should we be paid in dollars? None of the athletes who went to London 2012 main Olympics won a medal yet, they were paid 2,400 pounds each. Here we are, we have made Nigeria proud by wining gold medals here and those at the helm of affairs only felt we should be paid in dollars. Why the disparity for goodness sake? It is unfair,” said one of the athletes, who spoke on the condition of anonymity. Meanwhile, none of the officials of Team Nigeria could be reached for comments at the time of filing this report. No wonder our sportsmen and women waste no time in dumping our national flag at the slightest opportunity. Heroes and heroines are not fully recognized for their efforts and when they eventually are, it is done in a haphazard manner. Please, whoever is concerned should compensate these athletes accordingly by meeting their demands; they have done us proud to be marginalized against. www.informationnigeria.org/2012/09/paralympic-games-trouble-looms-as-team-nigeria-athletes-protest-over-allowances.html
TV/Movies › Akon And Wyclef Jean Get Starring Role In Jeta Amata’s New Movie by samwash(op): 12:50pm On Sep 04, 2012
Landing super star American singers Wyclef Jean and Akon in your movie is no mean achievement hence Jeta Amata, of the famous Amata family that consists of Fred and Zack, pulled off a huge coup by getting these singers to play a starring role in his latest flick, Black November...... www.informationnigeria.org/2012/09/akon-and-wyclef-jean-get-starring-role-in-jeta-amatas-new-movie.html
Nairaland General › Re: Why Do Nigerians Like Repititive Words? by samwash(m): 1:29am On Sep 03, 2012
What abt padi-padi,bear-bear,jaga-jaga,look-look,pam-pam,to-to,run-run
Sports › "Fake Dead Report" Ronaldinho Not Dead – As Reported. by samwash(op): 1:00am On Sep 03, 2012
Ronaldinho is not dead. Ronaldinho (Ronaldo de Assis Moreira) is battling a fake death report today. The soccer star of Atlético Mineiro is the latest celebrity victimized by a fake death tale this week. But Ronaldinho might very well be the first soccer star to be the subject of a fabricated death story in recent months..... news.lalate.com/2012/09/02/ronaldinho-not-dead-fake-death-report-strikes-atletico-mineiro-star/
Music/Radio › Eedris Abdulkareem: P-Square & Dbanj Are Paid Because Of Me by samwash(op): 11:37pm On Sep 02, 2012
Seems twitter has become a place for controversial statements such as this

Politics › Lagos Government Demolish Dangerous Pedestrian Bridge At Ilasamaja by samwash(op): 10:54pm On Sep 02, 2012
The demolition of the the dilapidated pedestrian bridge at Sadiku Bus-stop in Ilasamaja area of Lagos began in earnest yesterday the 1st. Despite the worrisome state of the bridge, it was said to still be in use until the demolition began. Lagos State Traffic Management Authority (LASTMA) said the demolition and re-building of the bridge will take four months and were seen around the area yesterday assisting pedestrians to cross the highway and also to ensure free flow of traffic. Lagos State Government said that the demolition was to avoid preventable loss of life. www.informationnigeria.org/2012/09/lagos-government-demolish-dangerous-pedestrian-bridge-at-ilasamaja.html
Crime › Drug Suspect Hides 2.655kg Of Cocaine In Roasted Chicken. by samwash(op): 10:26pm On Sep 02, 2012
Officials of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA), at the weekend, arrested an auto technician in connection with 2.655 kilogrammes of cocaine hidden inside roasted chicken........... www.tribune.com.ng/sun/news/8396-drug-suspect-hides-2655kg-of-cocaine-in-roasted-chicken
Islam › Baby Born With Rosary In Ogun State by samwash(op): 9:13am On Sep 02, 2012
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Barely three months after the reported birth of a baby with a mini-Quran in Mushin area of Lagos State, another oddity has occurred in Sagamu, Ogun State as a woman was said to have delivered a baby boy with an Islamic rosary, otherwise known as Tesbeu.

Investigation by Sunday Sun revealed that the boy was delivered on Tuesday at Rotoluwa Maternity Home along Aiyepe Road at about 11.45pm.

Mrs. Gbemisola Hamsat, a 35-year-old mother of five, was said to have been delivered of the baby and the rosary.

Expectedly, the strange delivery has turned their 2, Odujoko Street, off Prison Road, residence into a Mecca of sorts as people thronged the area to confirm the tale.

The Matron of the Maternity Home, Mrs. Sarah Olurotimi Oloyede, a traditional birth attendant, confirmed that she took the delivery of the somewhat strange child.

Oloyede’s words: “I heard a sound of something dropping into the bed pan before the placenta came out.

“It sounded as if it was an iron or something with weight that dropped on it and when I checked it closely, I saw a rosary covered with thick blood.”

Mrs Oloyede said that when she took the rosary by the ‘tail’ to examine it properly, all the clotted blood on it fell off, leaving the shinning rosary.

A Christian, Oloyede said that she immediately invited her husband and some Muslim clerics in the area to come and behold the strange birth by her Christian patient.

According to her, the shout of “Allahu Akbar” (God is Great) rented the air as hundreds of people trooped in to behold what happened.

According to her, the rosary was not around the neck of the boy when he was delivered by her mother.

She explained that the birth of the boy was miraculous and mysterious because a patient who was on the hospital bed for over four days and was unable to walk and eat, immediately got up and walked, demanding for food, which she ate on hearing the cry of the new baby.

Oloyede said the boy held on to the rosary and did not allow anyone to remove it from him despite the fact that he was yet to open his eyes.

The baby’s mother said she is a Christian while her husband is a Muslim and expressed surprise at the development.

Father of the baby, 45-year-old Mr. Idris Hamsat, said the wonderful delivery of his son helped to confirm his faith in Allah, adding: “Allah is indeed righteous and good.”

Chief Imam of Remoland, Alhaji Anofi Adeyemi Allinson, who doubles as the Ogun State President of League of Imams and Alphas, likened the wonder birth to the visit of Prophet Musa to Medina where Allah sent his light to herald his visit.

Allinson said: “Almighty Allah is sending us signals and message, which we must all understand.

“First, it was about a baby born with a miniature of the Holy Quran and now a baby boy with Tesbeu.”

The Divisional Police Officer (DPO) for Sagamu Area, Mr. Wale Lawal, was said to have led his officers and men to behold the mystery baby while prominent indigenes ofRemo town were said to have also visited the hospital.

In his reaction, the Chief Medical Director of Ogun State General Hospital, Ijebu Ode, Dr. Wellington Ogunsanya, said there was no biological link of the story with the normal conception and baby delivery by a woman.

According to Ogunsanya: “Such claim could only be possible with the help of a third party who might have implanted the rosary into the woman while she was unaware.”

He said that such claims might be due to some women who inserted Intra-Uterine Device (IUD) through their vaginas into the uterus, adding that this may not necessarily disturb the growth of the baby.

Dr. Ogunsanya noted that in such cases, it was possible for the baby, during delivery, to hold on to or bring such an object out of the woman.

The CMD said that the case of a boy and a rosary being born by a woman had no correlation medically.
http://sunnewsonline.com/new/cover/oddity-in-ogun-woman-delivers-baby-with-rosary/
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by samwash(m): 8:48am On Sep 02, 2012
Skipfr: In Benin wahala junctn, santana, akara junctn,
wot abt ZOMI ZOMI,BUSH LAYOUT,BANGA STR
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Atletico Madrid : (1 - 4) UEFA Super Cup On 31st August by samwash(m): 9:16pm On Aug 31, 2012
Oh my Goash CHELSEA is a flop

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