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atiku4President:
That's insubordination if either you or your would- be wife is a member of the Church. Even if none of you are, you think the house of God is a place to do a thing like that without the consent of the man overseeing the affairs of the Church. What kind of a generation are we and how do human beings reason these days? How do you see it that you are engaging a sister in a Church where the pastor is not aware of the relationship? You think a Church is a social gathering? Tomorrow if anything happens to the relationship/marriage (but God forbid) social media will say you even got engaged before the Pastor. My friend, humble yourself and appreciate the pastor saved the image of the Church.

Na pastor u dey defend like this, man wey fit dey straff woman for the alter...the church has been desecrated bro, Jesus is no longer in the church, He prefers to be in our hearts instead, don't die for pastors, They are the devil's incarnate

Folkish boy

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From Babalawo

ifeanyija:
CASH OUT PLS

Cash out plzzzzzzzz, I wish I had this

rainmoredays:
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If you know, you know

Make we play am??

Her eyes....always got me every time...
I remember d soap, palace, very interesting in d 90's, n her program on star FM 101.5 then....now, competition here n there av overtook her

Nice car....affordable price1

Him self follow join, an elder statesman running local politics....he used up d remaining respect I had for him....shiorr

Nicklaus619:
Nice ône, Abeg make e go round we can't come and Goan kill our self mbok

Need one chilled bottle right now

Lol

Since when

Iamgrey5:
Yes, meet them in your capacity as what sir?

As a fugitive

He's on third round in his mind

While I was still wondering, “who will talk
to
this pot-bellied, overfed man,” he got to
touch
me on my shoulders.
And since my short dress was barely
covering
my backside and my boobs, the man
must
have been drunk with all other revealing
parts
of my body that he saw.
Before I could say Jack, I was already in
a
seat alone with our dear
‘Wonderman’ (that
was what he called himself). He was
quite a
funny man and I said in my mind he
wouldn’t
be a bad friend for the night.
After a while, he asked us to move down
a
room. The hall was already getting
deserted
with only few people left and the few
people
left were all in pairs. I tried Dorcas’
number, it
was switched off so I decided to follow
‘Wonderman’, since it was my last
resort.
When we got in, he went straight to the
bathroom and within few minutes,
returned in
only his underwear.
I had watched a few of Nollywood
movies with
this kind of scene and it was almost
looking
like another one was about to play out;
in
which I was fast becoming the star
actress. I
could not breathe properly again, my
heart
was beating faster than necessary.
I decided to think back at what pushed
me to
the situation I was, with a man old
enough to
be my dad, all alone in this well-
furnished
room.
Wonderman did not allow me enter deep
into
my thoughts before he jerked me back
to life
again by touching my shoulder…(my
shoulder
again!).
When I looked at him, his face had
already
changed. He was not looking like the
person I
met outside minutes back, he was
looking like
one who will get anything done at all
costs.

The expression on his face, his body
movements all suggested he was only
waiting
for me to make a move. A move, that I
was
not sure what exactly he wanted.
His hands had already made for my
boobs
and… I was freaking hot already, but was
not
sure of what exactly I wanted.
I was already enjoying the guilty, but
sweet
feeling, before my senses returned. I
quickly
looked around, picked up my bag which
I had
dropped somehow, and ran out of the
room.
It was close to midnight, so there was
really
nowhere for me to go, but I managed to
get a
taxi which took me straight home.
After taking my bath, I played the scene
all
over again. And although I enjoyed the
aspect
where he was beginning to handle with
my
b—m, I just told myself, “that’s exactly
how
prostitution starts.”
What would I have told Abiola whom I
was
seriously considering as a future
partner?
Well… I didn’t do anything silly. I was
glad as
I sneaked into my blanket and slept off
almost
immediately. What a day it was for me!

DaudaTheSexyGuy:
They are very sweet to bang

Very very sweet to bang

Orubebe01:
https://www.nairaland.com/4383464/just-discovered-girl-hepatitis-b
i made this post some time ago, to God be the glory i got a herbal drugs that she is currently taking which has cured many patients.the most surprising thing is that i got the drugs not too far from my village. will share the testimony very soon. i equally took the bold step to get married to her.

Can I call u??

Shes Always try to cover ur DAT massive forehead.....lolz

Its well

witworth:
have you ever heard where traditional ruler bears king of tribe as title, its place you fool and his own is warri, so its olu of warri, nothing like olu of itsekiri. even queen elizabeth is queen of england, not queen of english.

Wish u cld explain better, I love history, which is bigger, d land or the language

U self, do olosho

Goat

Efcc is d new Sars

Ashewo kobo kobo

President Nnamdi kanu's Biafra shld do the needful....or is he waiting for Jubril??

We take God's grace for granted... Aswear

As much as we hate fraud....

As a formal man utd supporter....I still don't know wat pogba is...

Vixlot:
She is average, I don't know what Ebuka saw in her wife

She's d daughter of a billionaire transporter, ebuka see correct Gold dig oo

victorian:
Make money be rich and you will have a wife.

Even able bodied men are yet to find a wife, because they possibly do not have any source of income or they are broke and seriously single.

I know of a friend's friend who is disabled, as in. He doesn't walk. He's being moved around by an electronic wheel chair.
My friend just got back from UK, we hung out and he said babe! I want to introduce someone to you. You will be shocked when u see the guy and please control yourself when we get there o, pls. I replied ok. So we drove down to this stranger's place. The gate of this stranger was huge, fine and black.
A security guard opened the gate for us as my friend horned.
He drove in, staring at me was a massive white huge building . We parked, we sha entered the house and a guy greeted my friend warmly and said Boss is coming, we should have our seats.
We sat down I was admiring the decor and house. I shook my guy? Whats strange about this place? I don't understand.
He replied just chill.
Then lo and behold, a man with tiny polio legs, seated on an electric wheel chair drove into the sitting room, with three men walking by his sides holding files and all. My guy stood up went to greet the guy. Me sef greeted him. I was looking at this man in fascination.
The guys standing by him were speaking igbo. So I knew he's an igbo man.
Then later someone walked in briskly saying madam has just arrived from the airport. The disabled man mumbled OK.
We were still waiting for him o
Then few minutes his wife breezed in.
A tall fair beautiful thick shaped igbo lady. She was all smiles holding her bag while some men were carrying her luggage upstairs.
She walked to him, kissed his lips and they were speaking in igbo. She greeted us and went upstairs.
My friend said u see that disabled man, he's fucvking rich!
He owns alot of shops in Lagos, aba and onitsha.
He has 5kids and they are all schooling abroad. That's his wife. She went to see the kids in their boarding schools abroad and she's back. All these men u see walking around him, giving him files are his managers managing the shops.
Shey u see what money can do?

Then I saw two men bringing in brief cases, they opened show him and he kept them by his side.

My friend even said, there is a business deal he wants to discuss with the disabled guy that's why we are here. His friend in UK assured him, he will be a perfect business partner for such deal he has in mind.

I was like wow!


Mehn the memory of that man stuck into my brain like forever.

So op make money o! And having a wife will be past tense. You go even have children join. Just make your money and leave comfortably. That's all.

U av said it all....an sure aki n pawpaw never dreamt of the life they r living now....just be good in a skill as low as show making n watch girls fall for u like parks of card