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Politics / Re: Shina Peller Arrested And Detained By The Police by samyyoung1(m): 3:01pm On Dec 23, 2019
Wake me up SARS arrest am instead
Romance / Re: Pantless Most Endowed Nollywood Actress Twerks To Tiwa Savage Newsong Attention by samyyoung1(m): 5:15pm On Dec 19, 2019
Nothing to offer....no brain, just puussss


Romance / Re: Man Who Was Stopped By A Pastor From Proposing To Girlfriend In A Church Speaks by samyyoung1(m): 11:37am On Dec 18, 2019
That's insubordination if either you or your would- be wife is a member of the Church. Even if none of you are, you think the house of God is a place to do a thing like that without the consent of the man overseeing the affairs of the Church. What kind of a generation are we and how do human beings reason these days? How do you see it that you are engaging a sister in a Church where the pastor is not aware of the relationship? You think a Church is a social gathering? Tomorrow if anything happens to the relationship/marriage (but God forbid) social media will say you even got engaged before the Pastor. My friend, humble yourself and appreciate the pastor saved the image of the Church.

Na pastor u dey defend like this, man wey fit dey straff woman for the alter...the church has been desecrated bro, Jesus is no longer in the church, He prefers to be in our hearts instead, don't die for pastors, They are the devil's incarnate
Celebrities / Re: Court Declares Naira Marley Wanted Over Car Theft. by samyyoung1(m): 9:10pm On Dec 16, 2019
Folkish boy

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Barack & Michelle Obama Buy Martha's Vineyard Mansion For $11.75 Million by samyyoung1(m): 1:51pm On Dec 12, 2019

From Babalawo


Celebrities / Re: Funlola Aofiyebi Recreates Sola Sobowale, Liz Benson, Patience Ozokwor Pictures by samyyoung1(m): 1:04pm On Dec 12, 2019


Cash out plzzzzzzzz, I wish I had this
Celebrities / Re: Funlola Aofiyebi Recreates Sola Sobowale, Liz Benson, Patience Ozokwor Pictures by samyyoung1(m): 12:43pm On Dec 12, 2019

If you know, you know

Make we play am??
Celebrities / Re: Funlola Aofiyebi Recreates Sola Sobowale, Liz Benson, Patience Ozokwor Pictures by samyyoung1(m): 12:40pm On Dec 12, 2019
Her eyes....always got me every time...
I remember d soap, palace, very interesting in d 90's, n her program on star FM 101.5 then....now, competition here n there av overtook her
Autos / Re: This Benz E 240 Is Going For 850k by samyyoung1(m): 12:08pm On Dec 01, 2019
Nice car....affordable price1
Politics / Re: Bayelsa/kogi Guber: Jonathan Speaks On Sad Incidents by samyyoung1(m): 8:35am On Dec 01, 2019
Him self follow join, an elder statesman running local politics....he used up d remaining respect I had for him....shiorr


Music/Radio / Re: Fireboy's Album Listening Party: Wizkid, Phyno, Olamide Spotted (Photos, Video) by samyyoung1(m): 11:31am On Nov 29, 2019
Nice ône, Abeg make e go round we can't come and Goan kill our self mbok cool

Need one chilled bottle right now


Music/Radio / Re: Fireboy's Album Listening Party: Wizkid, Phyno, Olamide Spotted (Photos, Video) by samyyoung1(m): 11:30am On Nov 29, 2019
Business / Re: Pos: Fuel Stations To Charge N50 On Product Sales From Dec 1 by samyyoung1(m): 7:42am On Nov 26, 2019
Since when
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu On Allen Onyema Air Peace: "I'll Meet People That Matter Most In USA by samyyoung1(m): 6:57pm On Nov 25, 2019
Yes, meet them in your capacity as what sir?

As a fugitive


Celebrities / Re: VAR! See What This Man Did To His Girlfriend When Taking Pictures Together. PICX by samyyoung1(m): 4:35pm On Nov 19, 2019
He's on third round in his mind


Romance / Re: My First Night As A First Class Prostitute by samyyoung1(m): 4:30pm On Nov 19, 2019
While I was still wondering, “who will talk
this pot-bellied, overfed man,” he got to
me on my shoulders.
And since my short dress was barely
my backside and my boobs, the man
have been drunk with all other revealing
of my body that he saw.
Before I could say Jack, I was already in
seat alone with our dear
‘Wonderman’ (that
was what he called himself). He was
quite a
funny man and I said in my mind he
be a bad friend for the night.
After a while, he asked us to move down
room. The hall was already getting
with only few people left and the few
left were all in pairs. I tried Dorcas’
number, it
was switched off so I decided to follow
‘Wonderman’, since it was my last
When we got in, he went straight to the
bathroom and within few minutes,
returned in
only his underwear.
I had watched a few of Nollywood
movies with
this kind of scene and it was almost
like another one was about to play out;
which I was fast becoming the star
actress. I
could not breathe properly again, my
was beating faster than necessary.
I decided to think back at what pushed
me to
the situation I was, with a man old
enough to
be my dad, all alone in this well-
Wonderman did not allow me enter deep
my thoughts before he jerked me back
to life
again by touching my shoulder…(my
When I looked at him, his face had
changed. He was not looking like the
person I
met outside minutes back, he was
looking like
one who will get anything done at all

The expression on his face, his body
movements all suggested he was only
for me to make a move. A move, that I
not sure what exactly he wanted.
His hands had already made for my
and… I was freaking hot already, but was
sure of what exactly I wanted.
I was already enjoying the guilty, but
feeling, before my senses returned. I
looked around, picked up my bag which
I had
dropped somehow, and ran out of the
It was close to midnight, so there was
nowhere for me to go, but I managed to
get a
taxi which took me straight home.
After taking my bath, I played the scene
over again. And although I enjoyed the
where he was beginning to handle with
b—m, I just told myself, “that’s exactly
prostitution starts.”
What would I have told Abiola whom I
seriously considering as a future
Well… I didn’t do anything silly. I was
glad as
I sneaked into my blanket and slept off
immediately. What a day it was for me!


Romance / Re: Before You Date The Next Married Man... Be Warned. by samyyoung1(m): 4:23pm On Nov 19, 2019

They are very sweet to bang grin

Very very sweet to bang
Health / Re: Help-hepatitis by samyyoung1(m): 11:58am On Nov 18, 2019
i made this post some time ago, to God be the glory i got a herbal drugs that she is currently taking which has cured many patients.the most surprising thing is that i got the drugs not too far from my village. will share the testimony very soon. i equally took the bold step to get married to her.

Can I call u??
Celebrities / Re: Seyi Awolowo Celebrates Adeshola Adeyemo, His Girlfriend On Her Birthday by samyyoung1(m): 8:49am On Nov 12, 2019
Shes Always try to cover ur DAT massive forehead.....lolz
Travel / Re: Petrol Tanker On Fire At Gowon Estate, Ipaja Road Lagos (Photos) by samyyoung1(m): 1:52pm On Nov 11, 2019
Its well
Celebrities / Re: Omashola, Kim Oprah And Tuoyo Meet The Olu Of Warri (Photos) by samyyoung1(m): 12:07pm On Nov 07, 2019
have you ever heard where traditional ruler bears king of tribe as title, its place you fool and his own is warri, so its olu of warri, nothing like olu of itsekiri. even queen elizabeth is queen of england, not queen of english.

Wish u cld explain better, I love history, which is bigger, d land or the language
Romance / Re: How Can A Broke Guy Quench His Sex Desires? by samyyoung1(m): 9:21am On Oct 21, 2019
U self, do olosho


Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Makes More Money On Instagram Than Playing For Juventus by samyyoung1(m): 3:41pm On Oct 19, 2019

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arraigns Two Suspected Fraudsters (Photos) by samyyoung1(m): 1:28pm On Oct 19, 2019
Efcc is d new Sars

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Celebrities / Re: Nina Responds After Another Woman Calls Her For Stealing & Sleeping With Her Man by samyyoung1(m): 12:21pm On Oct 18, 2019
Ashewo kobo kobo

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Nairaland / General / Re: Meet Ekene Iwuoha 'Onitsha Fire Hero' (Photos) by samyyoung1(m): 11:51am On Oct 18, 2019
President Nnamdi kanu's Biafra shld do the needful....or is he waiting for Jubril??

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Crime / Re: Police Recover Decomposed Corpse Of Young Woman Kill & Buried By Gunmen In Benue by samyyoung1(m): 7:18am On Oct 18, 2019
We take God's grace for granted... Aswear
Crime / Re: EFCC To Rehabilitate Yahoo-yahoo Boys by samyyoung1(m): 7:00am On Oct 18, 2019
As much as we hate fraud....

Sports / Re: Pogba Meeting Zidane In Dubai Adds To Suspicion Of Man Utd Transfer Talk by samyyoung1(m): 6:58am On Oct 18, 2019
As a formal man utd supporter....I still don't know wat pogba is...
Celebrities / Re: Cynthia Obi-Uchendu: Mercy is a Deserving Winner, I loved her from Day 1 by samyyoung1(m): 7:03pm On Oct 07, 2019
She is average, I don't know what Ebuka saw in her wife

She's d daughter of a billionaire transporter, ebuka see correct Gold dig oo


Romance / Re: How Can I Find Love As A Disabled by samyyoung1(m): 6:54pm On Sep 26, 2019
Make money be rich and you will have a wife.

Even able bodied men are yet to find a wife, because they possibly do not have any source of income or they are broke and seriously single.

I know of a friend's friend who is disabled, as in. He doesn't walk. He's being moved around by an electronic wheel chair.
My friend just got back from UK, we hung out and he said babe! I want to introduce someone to you. You will be shocked when u see the guy and please control yourself when we get there o, pls. I replied ok. So we drove down to this stranger's place. The gate of this stranger was huge, fine and black.
A security guard opened the gate for us as my friend horned.
He drove in, staring at me was a massive white huge building . We parked, we sha entered the house and a guy greeted my friend warmly and said Boss is coming, we should have our seats.
We sat down I was admiring the decor and house. I shook my guy? Whats strange about this place? I don't understand.
He replied just chill.
Then lo and behold, a man with tiny polio legs, seated on an electric wheel chair drove into the sitting room, with three men walking by his sides holding files and all. My guy stood up went to greet the guy. Me sef greeted him. I was looking at this man in fascination.
The guys standing by him were speaking igbo. So I knew he's an igbo man.
Then later someone walked in briskly saying madam has just arrived from the airport. The disabled man mumbled OK.
We were still waiting for him o
Then few minutes his wife breezed in.
A tall fair beautiful thick shaped igbo lady. She was all smiles holding her bag while some men were carrying her luggage upstairs.
She walked to him, kissed his lips and they were speaking in igbo. She greeted us and went upstairs.
My friend said u see that disabled man, he's fucvking rich!
He owns alot of shops in Lagos, aba and onitsha.
He has 5kids and they are all schooling abroad. That's his wife. She went to see the kids in their boarding schools abroad and she's back. All these men u see walking around him, giving him files are his managers managing the shops.
Shey u see what money can do?

Then I saw two men bringing in brief cases, they opened show him and he kept them by his side.

My friend even said, there is a business deal he wants to discuss with the disabled guy that's why we are here. His friend in UK assured him, he will be a perfect business partner for such deal he has in mind.

I was like wow! shocked

Mehn the memory of that man stuck into my brain like forever.

So op make money o! And having a wife will be past tense. You go even have children join. Just make your money and leave comfortably. That's all.

U av said it all....an sure aki n pawpaw never dreamt of the life they r living now....just be good in a skill as low as show making n watch girls fall for u like parks of card


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