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maestroferddi:
Look at this olodo...

You are comparing Buhari with Donald Trump?

When you leave your Ogbomosho village, you will learn of Trump's antecedents as one of the smartest men on the planet. Get yourself a clip of one of the episodes/seasons of The Apprentice and educate yourself.

Donald Trump, one of the smartest men on the planet Based on what? Donald Trump has never been smart from day one, please educate yourself and stop making a mess. A lot of people like him, I do but that he is smart? Nah... Everyone can be, not Trump.

PHIPEX:
You call it being sentimental? So the Nigeria govt now shares posts based on Biafra boundaries? So a man from Akwa Ibom can also take a position for the Igbos since he's a Biafran? Can't you see how illogical that statement sound?

*sighs* It's glaring that most Biafran agitators are not being sentimental. First, Biafrans claim Delta, Bayelsa, Akwa Ibom and Rivers are parts of the Biafran states, yet, a man from Delta state, an Igbo-Deltan is suddenly turned a Deltan all for political reasons Question is "am I baffled?" The obvious answer is "NO". I hear this everyday. I'm a Deltan who is in the East and I hear how my newly found Eastern friends cum neighbours would remind me that Kachikwu is not Igbo but would readily drag Delta state under the Biafran omelette. The statement is not illogical. See through it.

snailspeed:
What you dont realise is that that is what will destroy the country. You think Nnamdi didnt know what he was doing when he got himself arrested. Some of you are so ignorant. Buhari just gave Kanu what he is looking for!

You people should stop acting all CIA and all. Initially, the noise you all made was;

1. Nnamdi Kanu, the lion of Ubima.
2. Biafra or we die
3. Our director is fearless. The zoo must fall!
4. If they touch Nnamdi Kanu, the zoo will go up in flames!
5. We will attack and bring the war to them on their soil.
(After Kanu was caught)
6. The dictator has started again.
7. We have gone to report the zoo at the UN
8. Even if he (Nnamdi Kanu) dies, he has motivated us.
(After the DSS hanged on to Kanu's balls)
9. The zoo president does not respect the rule of law.
10. Release Kanu or...
(After Kanu senses he will not be spared)
11. Kanu knew he would be arrested. We planned it together

Haba! E no dey tire una

PHIPEX:
It is a big shame that this is a Democratic president. Look at how he endorse disrespect of court orders. It is now very convenient to agree that a man from Niger Delta is Igbo. Tomorrow the e-warriors will tell u Igbo ends in South East.

And what do Biafrans say "We have our people in Asaba, Anioma, etc"... Stop being squishy and sentimental, please.

rozayx5:
yea i can see you need 3.6 billion naira worth of BMWS to carry crosses

Typical of a shallow minded wailer. Address the issue on ground, you no gree. Biko scoot.

abacrested:
Look at what Apc has gotten us into,Tufiakwa, my uneducated father can articulate better this man
BUHARI has made GEJ a Celebrity
Onyeahiakamu

But your uneducated father is not holding any political post, is he?

NB: I didn't drag your father out. You did so yourself.

Hiploko:
GEJ is long gone dear. Stop Gejjing and rule Nigeria. We are tired of the excuses.

Long gone you say The rippling effect of Dasukigate is still with us, courtesy "Gejjing's rule". We both know that PMB piloted Nigeria in a bad state and it is hypocrisy, hate and ethnic/politics line that has blinded a lot of persons, mostly the poor to see what he is up to. For the clowns shouting and complaining about the ban on ATM card use abroad, it's appalling that the poor, the broke and the uglies who don't have relatives abroad, are the ones complaining the most.

PMB is obviously carrying the cross of the poor and it's quite funny to see that the poors can't see this.

We have had corruption in Nigeria from inception but none has been so bold to stare back and repel justice. It's happening now courtesy of Jonathan's era. Now, tell me how GEJ's era has gone.

If you're tired of excuses, kindly find a way to move out Nigeria before the 1st of January. That way, you'll leave everything behind. You were not tired of Jonathan's and PDP's misrule but you're already tired of an 8months rule. It seems you made a covenant that you'll forever be maltreated.

Ishilove:
Lmao!! My mum just asked me if I can understand the baba.

Yeah... Like we asked you

plendil:
Bullsh*it. I watched GEJ's interviews. His questions were never as intense as these.

Not that I have a problem with it. This is the way a government must give account.

GEJ's last Presidential media chat caused me to think very deep after it ended. I pondered on the idea of how a so-called PhD holder could babble and not answer questions in the most appropriate manner. Sentiments aside, I'd rather have an uneducated babble than a PhD holder who could only profess a goat and yam theory.

And to think that Jonathan was not grilled as this but still fumbled is not just laughable but sickening. Another is the one with Christiane Amanpour of CNN.

luvinhubby:
Buhari is an outdated elder statesman, asking which currency to devalue the Naira against, 'is it pounds sterling, french francs, deutch mark'
?

Man those currencies ceased to existed in 2002......

You guys should watch your bullets tonight! It's quite funny how you claim the President's English is bad, yet you comfortably typed "Man those currencies ceased to existed". #iWeak.

fhelihx:
It looks very much like coyote.

It is Coyote for sure.

mashnino:
Guy i use my mastercard on the quickteller mobile platform.. I hardly buy recharge card using the ATM.. I do everything through quickteller most times

The image below is a screen grab i took jez nw and dats my UBA mastercard which i have added to my account.. So i dont have to always remember that long number.. All i neep is my cvv2 my pin and expiration date.. And i can also add more ATM cards if i want.. Whether visa mastercard or verve

You're right. Thought my app was obsolete. I tried my MasterCard on the app and it was accepted first hand, despite the warning that it only accepts Verve. Thanks though. Mashnino, ezzyfx, you guys are right as well. I apologize

***Edited***
I discovered the two threads below are not of 2015 but of 2013 and 2014 respectively. Albeit, if it's not these two threads, then nothing more

1. www.nairaland.com/2595073/today-took-selfie-leonel-messi

2. www.nairaland.com/2039850/nairaland-guys-pink-lips

BEST THREADS OF 2014/2015

The craziest Nairalander for me is adaksbullet nairaland.com/adaksbullet. All his threads are rib cracking

mashnino:
I use my mastercard with atm very well... Update ur app

You use your Mastercard with the ATM not with the APP. They are two different things but you're mixing them up. I equally use my MasterCard and Visa on the QuickTeller platform on the ATM but ONLY THE VERVE CARD is accepted on the APP (on devices).

7footre:
What then is d essence of releasing him in the 1st place? The more the case lingers, the more he gains public sympathy. The case should be over and done with abeg

Please, go and get more sleep. What public sympathy are we referring to? You think Nigerians, I mean NIGERIANS will bat an eyelid for Dasuki to be released? It seems you're not in Nigeria or you've not been following the clamp down of the Boko Haram sect on the Nigeria Army during the Goodluck Jonathan administration.

Dasuki will get no sneeze from Nigerians. We don't pray he dies soon but live to experience the pain and agony he and his cohorts put thousands of Nigerians into.

TonyeBarcanista:
He's not a freedom fighter. He's a misguided fraudster that capitalised on the emotion of his people to propagate his scheme. What is the man fighting for? Biafra? Which Biafra? One that lumped Kogi, Benue and all SS states with the Igbos? On whose authority did he act on? Who build his freedom around fraud? The guy need psychotherapy. I still sympathise with him though.... DSS cell no be small thing o!


As Sambo Dasuki

At least we know Dasuki shares money. Nnamdi Kanu is only a self serving fraud whose main goal is to chair the cause of unplanned, uncalculated and misinformed agitation. It still baffles me how he and his minions lump the South-South into their struggle when we obviously don't want to be a part. He understands his people are extremely emotional and sensitive and has decided to use that to his advantage. Regardless, the FG has charged him for treason and barely few people manage to escape from such charges. A martyr he wants to be, a martyr treatment he'll get.

2chainz:
good questions, for me I advise you use your bank mobile app, is better and with any complain, you can go to your bank for inquiry.

I have come to believe that Quickteller is more responsive than most bank's customer care service helplines. I could remember buying a large airtime (at once) using the quick teller service. I got a debit alert but didn't see my airtime. I called their Customer Care Service line and it was rectified within 3 minutes. Even if you use you bank's, Quickteller is also responsible for certain transactions such as; buying of airtime, paying of bills, etc.

Quickteller is not a standalone service. It's a payment cum transaction service. It's present everywhere and most don't even know it yet.

One problem the OP failed to mention though is that the Quickteller app does not support MasterCard/Visa. It only supports the Verve card. Quickteller is safe.

DerideGull:
You probably do not the meaning of impersonation per criminality. I guess according to the goofy ones, an alias is a criminal act too. I do not check into Nigerian hotels with my real name. The place is a zoo.

What do you mean by "an alias"? Is Nnamdi Kanu a writer who needed to adopt a pseudonym instead of his real name? Perhaps he is Jonathan Swift. At least we know the real coward now. We're Zoogerians and we're proud of it. NK will get an exotic zoo treatment that would make him sing the Nigerian National Anthem like a bird after the zoo is through with him.

Hahahahahahahahaha! Adaksbullet is at it again!!

monlawal:
We did not rig the election, what we did was that we ensured that votes cast in our polling units were not mutilated or inflated.
The people and the whole world agreed it was free and fair

And you did it for free? I'm pretty confuse here. What 'compensation' are you looking for? Was it that the President promised INEC Ad hoc employment upon his emergence? Some of you guys ehn...

ilevic:
hahahah, guy u done fear?

Hehehehehehe For what na

ilevic:
guy, did you read my comment before typing? what has my comment got to do with some1 coming after me? pls reread my comment and do d needful.

Calm your nerves, please. You seem not to get my point...

ilevic:
same thing I wud do if money was mistakenly deducted from my account. And besides, life is too short to live the rest of ur life in fear of being apprehended. I believe Nigeria will be Gud and it will start from me

They'll come for you soon... You'll say I said it

What would you do if you got this alert today?


--------------------------
Alert:Credit
Acct:2320xxxxxxxx764
Amt:N4,200,000,000
Rmks:COL SAMBO DASUKI (NSA) 28 DEC 15
By: 24-Dec-2015. 15:59:26
Bal: N4,200,015,000
-------------------------
A. Report to EFCC
B. Keep quiet
C. Run out of the country
D. Withdraw it immediately
E. Tell your pastor


Lalasticlala

ScotsReferendum:
If majority of uhrobos prefer Nigeria, no problem as long as my moniker is conducted in urhobo nation to know the mind of the majority

Perhaps you're actually catching fun with what you typed there. You and I both know that Urhobo nation is a no go area for IPOB and MASSOB, as far as Biafra is concerned. I know one thing for sure, if Urhobo would be the decider for the actualization of Biafra then the latter would be an epic fail. I know this because I'm Urhobo. We have never even dreamt of Biafra let alone think of deliberating on it.

PS: Should there be a referendum today, ONLY a little fraction of Delta state would partake in the referendum and you and I know why.

dmater:
Kokori is from Delta State; most likely Urhobo and he is talking on behalf of another people entirely different from his own people.
So you have no talk.

Every person within Urhoboland knows who Frank Kokori is. And he has said spoken the mind of Uhrobos, great or small.

INTROVERT:
who made kokori a mouthpiece for the ss.

Tell me, is Kokori wrong

OP's source is a blogsite and his reference is CNN's iReport; another blog where anyone can post anything... Rubbish.

Ex-Minister: The man that said "Look, I'm not here for a tea party, I've been sent here by the president"

Musiliu Obanikoro is in trouble! I knew it wouldn't take long before he is implicated. I didn't know the clown had already ran out of Nigeria. Little wonder PDP South-West has been awfully quiet. I can only see Fayose visiting Punch soon to raise alarm over Buhari's determination to kick him out.

Abacha would have gone down as the greatest thief ever to rule Nigeria but to think that some persons will share what someone stole all his life among themselves and some religious leaders has only made Abacha an archaic looter.

Next up: Pastor Ayo "AyoBlingz" Oritsejafor

Flirtyy:
And we call the likes of you, Olodo! Go figure!

Alright, I figured it already. Ti n ba ni dindinrin aye at'orun ni e, wa so pe ko ri be. Bawo ni month se je olodo? T'aba ka awon to l'ogbon lori, jo, joko sibi kan. Perhaps you don't understand what I typed... Then it only means one thing - you're a one of the delusioned Biafra agitators.

Flirtyy:
These urhobo people should go and sit down somewhere and let Anioma rule jare! Ibori, Uduaghan now they want to still force themselves inside, Greedy lot!







And no drunk urhobo person should come for me because I did not send for u

We call the likes of you Ekpa where I come from. Go figure.

rhidollah:
this man should just seek for forgivenes nd learn aw to live in peace with other Nigerian,let try to tolerate eachother.

God knows I'll be unhappy if he humbles himself and seek forgiveness. Shebi he has fire on his head, the FG will help him put it down from his head.

I can only imagine the way he savours the watery beans been served in our exotic prison.