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Education / Re: Oou 2015/2016 Admission by santafe(m): 4:57am On Dec 19, 2015 |
@Onuohasworld. Can I have a word with you. I need your help with an issue. thanks Ned guyken86@yahoo.ca |
Travel / Re: United Kingdom To Deport Nigerians On 24th March 2015 With A Chartered Flight by santafe(m): 4:13am On Mar 09, 2015 |
KoloOyinbo: God bless. I love your post. I don't know why anyone would opt to be an illegal immigrant in any country. 1 Like |
Health / Re: What Is The Alternative To Handshake? by santafe(m): 10:33am On Oct 22, 2013 |
@op Chop knuckle |
Travel / Re: Ideas On Skilled Migration, Pls. by santafe(m): 3:19am On Oct 17, 2013 |
Sorry I didn't read your post very well. You need accounting experience to use you accounting degree |
Travel / Re: Ideas On Skilled Migration, Pls. by santafe(m): 3:16am On Oct 17, 2013 |
I am an accountant and I tried UK HSMP in the past before I migrated to Canada. At the moment Accounting is off the list for Canada since April 2010. Your best option would be Denmark. Their is Accounting on their top list of skills in demand. All you need is your degree , work experience and masters. Type Danish immigration on Google and go through the requirements. Less expensive and takes less time about 3months. You can do it yourself. Cheers |
Travel / Re: Ideas On Skilled Migration, Pls. by santafe(m): 3:15am On Oct 17, 2013 |
I am an accountant and I tried UK HSMP in the past before I migrated to Canada. At the moment Accounting is off the list for Canada since April 2010. Your best option would be Denmark. Their is Accounting on their top list of skills in demand. All you need is your degree , work experience and masters. Type Danish immigration on Google and go through the requirements. Less expensive and takes less time about 3months. You can do it yourself. Cheers |
Food / Hello by santafe(m): 9:51am On Oct 16, 2013 |
hello |
Politics / Re: Hunger Level Falls In Nigeria, Remains Alarming In Africa- IFPRI Report by santafe(m): 8:56am On Oct 15, 2013 |
stewie100: i have a love hate relationship with nigerians,i have always been fascinated by nigerians,these group of blacks are fascinating,i love psychology so i love to play along with your 419 emails .in fact that's one of the reason i came on nairaland to mingle here and get acquainted with your behaviour. i need 10 nigerian brains in my lab for study to further my researchPlease ignore this loser. He is seeking cheap attention 4 Likes |
Crime / Re: Nigerians Accused Of Kidnap Killed In Guinea-Bissau by santafe(m): 3:57am On Oct 09, 2013 |
triploc: wow! Av bin reading from Page 1 to 4 of all ur comments, mehn! I wish i hear english like that yoruba guy vs the ibo guy, mehn! 2 of dem dey yan abeg!! Perpetual fools! Anotha thread go show face dem go still change am to another tribal war, they are killing ur folks in guinea pig land and you both are here killling yourselves. |
Crime / Re: Nigerians Accused Of Kidnap Killed In Guinea-Bissau by santafe(m): 3:55am On Oct 09, 2013 |
[quote author=santa fe]@Bluetooth How old are you? |
Crime / Re: Nigerians Accused Of Kidnap Killed In Guinea-Bissau by santafe(m): 3:54am On Oct 09, 2013 |
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Travel / Re: You want to COME TO AMERICA - Do You REALLY Know America? by santafe(m): 8:35pm On Oct 01, 2013 |
@Ozoemeka, What a nice analysis and brilliant mind you have got, but dont forget that some of these guys become homeless cos of one addiction or other, its their personal choice. I have seen a lot of them but here in Western Canada, nobody sleeps on the street though. there is no ghetto and government run a well established homeless shelter where you are well fed and taken care of, that aside, there is enabling environment for an hardworking chap to make it more in the western world than in Nigeria. 4 Likes |
Family / Re: Meet The World's Bendiest Woman by santafe(m): 5:49am On Sep 06, 2013 |
ETT |
Travel / Re: Nigerians Frustrated At The Nigerian Embassy In Canada by santafe(m): 2:27am On Aug 28, 2013 |
livin:pls. Is that possible with a US visit visa. I am on PR in Canada.if I get a visit visa to US,will I get attention at the NY consular office. also can I renew on behalf of my wife and daughter.thanks |
Travel / Re: Many Nigerians Living In Nigeria Hate Nigerians In Diaspora, Jealous Much? by santafe(m): 11:36pm On Aug 26, 2013 |
maninmood:WORD 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: BE WARNED ! If U No Laff Den U Nid Medical Checkup. by santafe(m): 3:49am On Aug 24, 2013 |
After graduating from the University of Nigeria Nsuka since 2008, I have not been able to secure a well-paid job so I do menial jobs while searching for a good one. God so kind, I got a call from my uncle in Abuja who after asking me to send him my C.V which I did, called me saying he has gotten a well-paid job for me and that I should come to Abuja next week and submit my documents formally. In my joy I fantasized working in a big company with my own desk and computer, and didn’t know when I slept off. ************************* I was feeling something scratching my heels but I thought it was my little cousin but the scratching turned to biting and the pain felt deeper. I opened my eyes and behold it was a baby rat eating my heels. In my sleepy mode I hushed it away but it wouldn’t move. I felt insulted. How can a 6ft human like I frighten this little creature yet it wouldn’t move. “Haa!! Shuu!!” I shouted yet it wouldn’t leave my leg alone. i got up and threw my shoe at it and it gave a painful scream and ran into the cupboard. I was still sleepy so as I made to lie down to continue my sleep the baby rat came out, this time with 2 other rats that looked like its parents. “Why did you throw your smelly shoe at my son” a tiny voice said. I opened my ears and bent down, not believing what I just heard, and again the voice said “ I said why did you throw that smelly shoe at my son” this time I was sure. The voice was that of one of the rats. “if you had food in this house he would not have eaten your leg” the other rat whom I conclude to be the father of the baby rat said. “so rats can talk?’ I said my mouth wide open. “ of course, only stupid people can hear us, and you happen to be one of the privileged stupid people in this world” the father said. I was surprised, yes, but angry. How dare this dirty little creature call me stupid. I wanted to insult it too. “if you gave your son food it won’t come to eat my leg, and I wouldn’t have chased him away” I said. “kikikikiki” the 3 rats laughed “you are not only stupid but foolish. In case you don’t know we rats are parasites and survive on humans, but you have failed in your duty to provide for our survival that’s why we sent him to eat your heel. You make us surfer. In the former house we were in, before they relocated, we used to eat very well and grew fat, but since we came to this your poverty stricken home we have all become thin ” the rats lamented. All these seemed crazy! I mean, if I write this down no one would ever believe I talked with rats, they would call me mad! But here I was, conversing with 3 dirty thin rats. “so you are the rats that ate my dinner last week” “yes of course and you are the one that used the money you are supposed to use and eat to buy rat poison to kill us. Your plan won’t work. Better go and buy food stuffs in this house before hunger kills someone here” the baby rat said. The insult was too much so I took my cutlass from under my bed and chased the 3 rats. They ran in 3 different directions. I chased the mum but she was too fast so I pursued the dad who made me fall and hurt my ankle. In my pain I chased after the baby rat since I couldn’t run much but he played with me exactly the way Jerry does to Tom cat in the cartoon “Tom and Jerry”. “kikikikikikiki” the 3 rats laughed at me because I was the floor due to the hurt in my ankle. “catch us if you can, are you not the human here? The baby rat said coming close to me. “ki ki ki ki “ stand up boy” the baby rat said not realizing how close he was to me. In one swing I dived and grabbed the baby mouse. “drop him down now!, the rats yelled but It was my turn to laugh. “ I got you. Now I will burn you alive” I said giving a wicked laugh. “no no please drop him down, please we will never disturb you again, promise’ “yes you won’t after I catch and burn the 3 of you” I said. I took a keg full of kerosene and a match stick and was about setting the baby rat ablaze when the mother of the rat said “stop or I eat your documents” I looked up and behold, the two of them were eating my credentials which I was supposed to send to my uncle in Abuja with regards to the job he promised me. “ I was just joking, how can I burn this innocent little rat? Please stop eating those documents and I will give you your baby” I said scared to my marrow. “No! drop him and we will give you your documents”. What choice do I have? How can I place the value of this rat to my life long documents? “you promise?” I asked. “yes” immediately I dropped the rat it ran to its parents and when I demanded for my document they laughed at me “kikikikiki foolish human.so you think we care about this smelly papers? Mtcheew “ and in my very eyes they ate and tore my documents to pieces. “Noooooooooooooo…..” ************************* “NOOOooooooOOo” I was still screaming it when I woke up. Damn, I must have malaria in my blood because this dream was foolish yet scary. MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH, SHARE THIS POST Umeh Oma at Tuesday, 4 Likes |
Family / Verry Funny Story by santafe(m): 3:40am On Aug 24, 2013 |
After graduating from the University of Nigeria Nsuka since 2008, I have not been able to secure a well-paid job so I do menial jobs while searching for a good one. God so kind, I got a call from my uncle in Abuja who after asking me to send him my C.V which I did, called me saying he has gotten a well-paid job for me and that I should come to Abuja next week and submit my documents formally. In my joy I fantasized working in a big company with my own desk and computer, and didn’t know when I slept off. ************************* I was feeling something scratching my heels but I thought it was my little cousin but the scratching turned to biting and the pain felt deeper. I opened my eyes and behold it was a baby rat eating my heels. In my sleepy mode I hushed it away but it wouldn’t move. I felt insulted. How can a 6ft human like I frighten this little creature yet it wouldn’t move. “Haa!! Shuu!!” I shouted yet it wouldn’t leave my leg alone. i got up and threw my shoe at it and it gave a painful scream and ran into the cupboard. I was still sleepy so as I made to lie down to continue my sleep the baby rat came out, this time with 2 other rats that looked like its parents. “Why did you throw your smelly shoe at my son” a tiny voice said. I opened my ears and bent down, not believing what I just heard, and again the voice said “ I said why did you throw that smelly shoe at my son” this time I was sure. The voice was that of one of the rats. “if you had food in this house he would not have eaten your leg” the other rat whom I conclude to be the father of the baby rat said. “so rats can talk?’ I said my mouth wide open. “ of course, only stupid people can hear us, and you happen to be one of the privileged stupid people in this world” the father said. I was surprised, yes, but angry. How dare this dirty little creature call me stupid. I wanted to insult it too. “if you gave your son food it won’t come to eat my leg, and I wouldn’t have chased him away” I said. “kikikikiki” the 3 rats laughed “you are not only stupid but foolish. In case you don’t know we rats are parasites and survive on humans, but you have failed in your duty to provide for our survival that’s why we sent him to eat your heel. You make us surfer. In the former house we were in, before they relocated, we used to eat very well and grew fat, but since we came to this your poverty stricken home we have all become thin ” the rats lamented. All these seemed crazy! I mean, if I write this down no one would ever believe I talked with rats, they would call me mad! But here I was, conversing with 3 dirty thin rats. “so you are the rats that ate my dinner last week” “yes of course and you are the one that used the money you are supposed to use and eat to buy rat poison to kill us. Your plan won’t work. Better go and buy food stuffs in this house before hunger kills someone here” the baby rat said. The insult was too much so I took my cutlass from under my bed and chased the 3 rats. They ran in 3 different directions. I chased the mum but she was too fast so I pursued the dad who made me fall and hurt my ankle. In my pain I chased after the baby rat since I couldn’t run much but he played with me exactly the way Jerry does to Tom cat in the cartoon “Tom and Jerry”. “kikikikikikiki” the 3 rats laughed at me because I was the floor due to the hurt in my ankle. “catch us if you can, are you not the human here? The baby rat said coming close to me. “ki ki ki ki “ stand up boy” the baby rat said not realizing how close he was to me. In one swing I dived and grabbed the baby mouse. “drop him down now!, the rats yelled but It was my turn to laugh. “ I got you. Now I will burn you alive” I said giving a wicked laugh. “no no please drop him down, please we will never disturb you again, promise’ “yes you won’t after I catch and burn the 3 of you” I said. I took a keg full of kerosene and a match stick and was about setting the baby rat ablaze when the mother of the rat said “stop or I eat your documents” I looked up and behold, the two of them were eating my credentials which I was supposed to send to my uncle in Abuja with regards to the job he promised me. “ I was just joking, how can I burn this innocent little rat? Please stop eating those documents and I will give you your baby” I said scared to my marrow. “No! drop him and we will give you your documents”. What choice do I have? How can I place the value of this rat to my life long documents? “you promise?” I asked. “yes” immediately I dropped the rat it ran to its parents and when I demanded for my document they laughed at me “kikikikiki foolish human.so you think we care about this smelly papers? Mtcheew “ and in my very eyes they ate and tore my documents to pieces. “Noooooooooooooo…..” ************************* “NOOOooooooOOo” I was still screaming it when I woke up. Damn, I must have malaria in my blood because this dream was foolish yet scary. MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH, SHARE THIS POST Umeh Oma at Tuesday, 4 Likes 1 Share |
Travel / Re: Nigerians Frustrated At The Nigerian Embassy In Canada by santafe(m): 11:38pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
dafnna: You guys are not telling the whole truth.Hello, How did you go about it. I live in Calgary and my Passport and my wife's and that of my daughter will expire by May next year. Just want to start preparing on time. Thanks Santa Fe |
Religion / Re: Adeboye Is Not Wrong by santafe(m): 11:05pm On Aug 15, 2013 |
alexleo: God bless you for the above 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye Under-fire For 3km Auditorium by santafe(m): 3:46pm On Aug 13, 2013 |
shegzee43:Why would he attract curse to himsel, is Adeboye God? |
Travel / Re: How Come Nigerians In Canada Don't Like Each Other? by santafe(m): 12:16am On Aug 13, 2013 |
When I first came into Canada, I was stranded in an hotel with my wife and three kids. It was a Nigerian couple that I met on Nairaland that came to the hotel,took us to Their house and harboured us the 2weeks. Total strangers.OP don't generalize with ur experience 29 Likes 1 Share |
Travel / Re: Tax Clearance Certificate For Employee by santafe(m): 10:58pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
Schedule of remittance will not be sufficient. He will need his TCC from LIRS. |
Travel / Re: Tax Clearance Certificate For Employee by santafe(m): 12:25am On Aug 10, 2013 |
Yes. Tax clearance certificate from Lagos will indicate your name, your employers name, the years in question. The amount you earned per annum and the tax paid thereon. Go to the tax office that your company uses. |
Politics / Re: Lagos Task Force Arresting Disobedient Lagosians. (Pictures) by santafe(m): 3:04pm On Jul 27, 2013 |
Willdidi:Don't mind the illiterate. He is just being stupid and besides as a vet doctor, he thinks like the animals he treats |
Politics / Re: Boko-Haram Kills 30 Students In Yobe Boarding School by santafe(m): 5:35am On Jul 07, 2013 |
franchizy: I ve said it over and over dat d only solution to dis Boko Haram menace is 4 GEJ to suspend the state of emergency, appologise to the Northern Elders forum, dialogue and grant Boko Haram Amnesty, rebuild all mosque. The military can't win d war cos 80% of Boko Haram are from d SS, SE and SW and are christians who are used to tannish d image of d North and kill our people but Allah will fight 4 d North and vindicate us.you are out of your mind |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Nelson Mandela Is On Life Support by santafe(m): 11:33pm On Jun 26, 2013 |
collynzo2: Bro let's be truthful, If not for those white masters he fought against, he'll be receiving treatment abroad now. The whites developed South Africa, let's get that clear.1000 likes. That is the raw truth which nobody is talking about. 1 Like |
Phones / Re: Free Blackberry Unlocking Codes (NOT BLACKBERRY 10 DEVICES) by santafe(m): 1:25pm On Jun 22, 2013 |
Fhemmmy:thanks bro. i am soo grateful. i want to find out how to use this code because the person i bought the phone from yesterday said it was unlocked. when i tried inserting my sim from windmobile, it says 10digits MEP code required. this MEP2 CODE is more than 10digit. is it the same. thanks |
Phones / Re: Free Blackberry Unlocking Codes (NOT BLACKBERRY 10 DEVICES) by santafe(m): 2:01am On Jun 22, 2013 |
Hello Fhemmy, i need your help, my imei number is 356186.04.213674.4 BB 9780.TELUS PRD-33291-001. It is asking for the 10digit MEP CODE THANKS bRO |
Politics / Re: Fasehun’s OPC Threatens To Expel Gani Adams by santafe(m): 10:01pm On Apr 27, 2013 |
skies: He controls low lives like himself |
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