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Education / Re: Oou 2015/2016 Admission by santafe(m): 4:57am On Dec 19, 2015
@Onuohasworld. Can I have a word with you. I need your help with an issue. thanks

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Travel / Re: United Kingdom To Deport Nigerians On 24th March 2015 With A Chartered Flight by santafe(m): 4:13am On Mar 09, 2015
KoloOyinbo:
Lets get a few facts straight.

Most Africans in the UK are there LEGALLY and are welcome as such.

The illegals are given every opportunity to apply for asylum for many reasons.

Detention centres are non the norm.

Here is a true story of a friend I made - Tunji - a Yoruba guy that I met in Belfast in 2013.

He came to London in 2007 and applied for asylum. He said his life was in danger because of some tribal thing. I have been going to Naija for 15 years now so I listened to his story and it was (as he later admitted) pure fantasy. He merely wanted an easy life.

The UK authorities knew it was only a story as well! BUT as the law stands he could not be sent back if he claimed his life was in danger without exhausting MANY appeals. This process took from 2007 to 2014. He dragged it out as long as he could. In 2011 he moved from living in London to living in Belfast (I don't know how he managed that).

I met him in 2013. He was living in a large 4 bedroom house with three other immigrants. The house was paid for by the UK government so rent free to him. The electricity and oil for central heating was also paid for by the UK government. While he was here he had free health care and medications (like all our citizens) and was given the current equivalent of 10,500 naira per week for food.

If he had been married his wife would have been supported and entitled to funds also. If they had children those kids would also have been entitled to funds and FREE education.

Finally after 7 years all his appeals were exhausted. He spent 2 weeks in a deportation centre outside Belfast then one week in a similar facility in England before being flown home. I don't know if it was a charter flight. Charter flights are merely a commercial airliner hired by an organisation to transport a group of people. The airliner can be basic or luxurious. Many holidaymakers in Europe travel by Charter flight for package holidays.

So please don't think this is a terrible place. And don't think Africans are hated. Legal immigrants are welcome. Its the illegal immigrants from ANY country or continent who come to live off our welfare system that are returned. Genuine refugees are also assisted as much as possible.

God bless. I love your post. I don't know why anyone would opt to be an illegal immigrant in any country.

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Health / Re: What Is The Alternative To Handshake? by santafe(m): 10:33am On Oct 22, 2013
@op

Chop knuckle
Travel / Re: Ideas On Skilled Migration, Pls. by santafe(m): 3:19am On Oct 17, 2013
Sorry I didn't read your post very well. You need accounting experience to use you accounting degree
Travel / Re: Ideas On Skilled Migration, Pls. by santafe(m): 3:16am On Oct 17, 2013
I am an accountant and I tried UK HSMP in the past before I migrated to Canada. At the moment Accounting is off the list for Canada since April 2010.
Your best option would be Denmark. Their is Accounting on their top list of skills in demand. All you need is your degree , work experience and masters.
Type Danish immigration on Google and go through the requirements. Less expensive and takes less time about 3months. You can do it yourself.

Cheers
Travel / Re: Ideas On Skilled Migration, Pls. by santafe(m): 3:15am On Oct 17, 2013
I am an accountant and I tried UK HSMP in the past before I migrated to Canada. At the moment Accounting is off the list for Canada since April 2010.
Your best option would be Denmark. Their is Accounting on their top list of skills in demand. All you need is your degree , work experience and masters.
Type Danish immigration on Google and go through the requirements. Less expensive and takes less time about 3months. You can do it yourself.

Cheers
Food / Hello by santafe(m): 9:51am On Oct 16, 2013
hello
Politics / Re: Hunger Level Falls In Nigeria, Remains Alarming In Africa- IFPRI Report by santafe(m): 8:56am On Oct 15, 2013
stewie100: i have a love hate relationship with nigerians,i have always been fascinated by nigerians,these group of blacks are fascinating,i love psychology so i love to play along with your 419 emails .in fact that's one of the reason i came on nairaland to mingle here and get acquainted with your behaviour. i need 10 nigerian brains in my lab for study to further my research
Please ignore this loser. He is seeking cheap attention

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Crime / Re: Nigerians Accused Of Kidnap Killed In Guinea-Bissau by santafe(m): 3:57am On Oct 09, 2013
triploc: wow! Av bin reading from Page 1 to 4 of all ur comments, mehn! I wish i hear english like that yoruba guy vs the ibo guy, mehn! 2 of dem dey yan abeg!! Perpetual fools! Anotha thread go show face dem go still change am to another tribal war, they are killing ur folks in guinea pig land and you both are here killling yourselves.


1000likes








perptual fools!!! I still insist
Crime / Re: Nigerians Accused Of Kidnap Killed In Guinea-Bissau by santafe(m): 3:55am On Oct 09, 2013
[quote author=santa fe]@Bluetooth

How old are you?
Crime / Re: Nigerians Accused Of Kidnap Killed In Guinea-Bissau by santafe(m): 3:54am On Oct 09, 2013
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Travel / Re: You want to COME TO AMERICA - Do You REALLY Know America? by santafe(m): 8:35pm On Oct 01, 2013
@Ozoemeka,

What a nice analysis and brilliant mind you have got, but dont forget that some of these guys become homeless cos of one addiction or other, its their personal choice. I have seen a lot of them but here in Western Canada, nobody sleeps on the street though. there is no ghetto and government run a well established homeless shelter where you are well fed and taken care of, that aside, there is enabling environment for an hardworking chap to make it more in the western world than in Nigeria.

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Family / Re: Meet The World's Bendiest Woman by santafe(m): 5:49am On Sep 06, 2013
ETT
Travel / Re: Nigerians Frustrated At The Nigerian Embassy In Canada by santafe(m): 2:27am On Aug 28, 2013
livin:

If you can go to NY, do. I went there from Calgary and I got my passport renewed , hassle free, in 3 hours
pls. Is that possible with a US visit visa. I am on PR in
Canada.if I get a visit visa to US,will I get attention at the NY consular office. also can I renew on behalf of my wife and daughter.thanks
Travel / Re: Many Nigerians Living In Nigeria Hate Nigerians In Diaspora, Jealous Much? by santafe(m): 11:36pm On Aug 26, 2013
maninmood:


You have really erred to have written this gibberish. Youthful exuberance has taken its toll on you. Fact some not all Nigerians do have complex, jealousy as you claimed but be wary not to generalize next time you write an article like this. Moreover, being abroad does not make you any better- I have traversed first world countries, I have seen how the so-called diasporans worship illiterates/semi-literates blokes just to put meal on their table while claiming they are any better those guys at home. You will get to understand probably as you grow older, that no one spits on his father's grave.
WORD

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Jokes Etc / Re: BE WARNED ! If U No Laff Den U Nid Medical Checkup. by santafe(m): 3:49am On Aug 24, 2013
After graduating from the University of Nigeria Nsuka since 2008, I have not been able to secure a well-paid job so I do menial jobs while searching for a good one. God so kind, I got a call from my uncle in Abuja who after asking me to send him my C.V which I did, called me saying he has gotten a well-paid job for me and that I should  come to Abuja next week and submit my documents formally.

In my joy I fantasized working in a big company with my own desk and computer, and didn’t know when I slept off.
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I was feeling something scratching my heels but I thought it was my little cousin but the scratching turned to biting and the pain felt deeper.  I opened my eyes and behold it was a baby rat eating my heels. In my sleepy mode I hushed it away but it wouldn’t move. I felt insulted. How can a 6ft human like I frighten this little creature yet it wouldn’t move. “Haa!! Shuu!!” I shouted yet it wouldn’t leave my leg alone. i got up and threw my shoe at it and it gave a painful scream and ran into the cupboard.

I was still sleepy so as I made to lie down to continue my sleep the baby rat came out, this time with 2 other rats that looked like its parents.

“Why did you throw your smelly shoe at my son” a tiny voice said.  I opened my ears and bent down, not believing what I just heard, and again the voice said “ I said why did you throw that smelly shoe at my son” this time I was sure. The voice was that of one of the rats. “if you had food in this house he would not have eaten your leg” the other rat whom I conclude to be the father of the baby rat said.  “so rats can talk?’ I said my mouth wide open. “ of course, only stupid people can hear us, and you happen to be one of the  privileged stupid people in this world”  the father said.

I was surprised, yes, but angry. How dare this dirty little creature call me stupid. I wanted to insult it too. “if you gave your son food it won’t come to eat my leg, and I wouldn’t have chased him away” I said. “kikikikiki” the 3 rats laughed “you are not only stupid but foolish. In case you don’t know we rats are parasites and survive on humans, but you have failed in your duty to provide for our survival that’s why we sent him to eat your heel. You make us surfer. In the former house we were in, before they relocated, we used to eat very well and grew fat, but since we came to this your poverty stricken home we have all become thin ”  the rats lamented.

All these seemed crazy! I mean, if I write this down no one would ever believe I talked with rats, they would call me mad! But here I was, conversing with 3 dirty thin rats. “so you are the rats that ate my dinner last week”  “yes of course and you are the one that used the money you are supposed to use and eat to buy rat poison to kill us. Your plan won’t work.  Better go and buy food stuffs in this house before hunger kills someone here” the baby rat said.

The insult was too much so I took my cutlass from under my bed and chased the 3 rats.  They ran in 3 different directions. I chased the mum but she was too fast so I pursued the dad who made me fall and hurt my ankle. In my pain I chased after the baby rat since I couldn’t run much but he played with me exactly the way Jerry does to Tom cat in the cartoon “Tom and Jerry”.

“kikikikikikiki” the 3 rats laughed at me because I was the floor due to the hurt in my ankle.  “catch us if you can, are you not the human here? The baby rat said coming close to me. “ki ki ki ki “ stand up boy”  the baby rat said not realizing how close he was to me. In one swing I dived and grabbed the baby mouse. “drop him down now!, the rats yelled but It was my turn to laugh. “ I got you. Now I will burn you alive” I said giving a wicked laugh. “no no please drop him down, please we will never disturb you again, promise’  “yes you won’t after I catch and  burn the 3 of you” I said.

I took a keg full of kerosene and a match stick and was about setting the baby rat ablaze when the mother of the rat said “stop or I eat your documents” I looked up and behold, the two of them were eating my credentials which I was supposed to send to my uncle in Abuja with regards to the job he promised me.  “ I was just joking, how can I burn this innocent little rat? Please stop eating those documents and I will give you your baby” I said scared to my marrow. “No! drop him and we will give you your documents”.
What choice do I have? How can I place the value of this rat to my life long documents? “you promise?” I asked. “yes”  immediately I dropped the rat it ran to its parents and when I demanded for my document they laughed at me “kikikikiki foolish human.so you think we care about this smelly papers? Mtcheew “ and in my very eyes they ate and tore my documents to pieces.  “Noooooooooooooo…..”
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“NOOOooooooOOo” I was still screaming it when I woke up. Damn, I must have malaria in my blood because this dream was foolish yet scary.

MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH, SHARE THIS POST
Umeh Oma at Tuesday,

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Family / Verry Funny Story by santafe(m): 3:40am On Aug 24, 2013
After graduating from the University of Nigeria Nsuka since 2008, I have not been able to secure a well-paid job so I do menial jobs while searching for a good one. God so kind, I got a call from my uncle in Abuja who after asking me to send him my C.V which I did, called me saying he has gotten a well-paid job for me and that I should  come to Abuja next week and submit my documents formally.

In my joy I fantasized working in a big company with my own desk and computer, and didn’t know when I slept off.
                            *************************
I was feeling something scratching my heels but I thought it was my little cousin but the scratching turned to biting and the pain felt deeper.  I opened my eyes and behold it was a baby rat eating my heels. In my sleepy mode I hushed it away but it wouldn’t move. I felt insulted. How can a 6ft human like I frighten this little creature yet it wouldn’t move. “Haa!! Shuu!!” I shouted yet it wouldn’t leave my leg alone. i got up and threw my shoe at it and it gave a painful scream and ran into the cupboard.

I was still sleepy so as I made to lie down to continue my sleep the baby rat came out, this time with 2 other rats that looked like its parents.

“Why did you throw your smelly shoe at my son” a tiny voice said.  I opened my ears and bent down, not believing what I just heard, and again the voice said “ I said why did you throw that smelly shoe at my son” this time I was sure. The voice was that of one of the rats. “if you had food in this house he would not have eaten your leg” the other rat whom I conclude to be the father of the baby rat said.  “so rats can talk?’ I said my mouth wide open. “ of course, only stupid people can hear us, and you happen to be one of the  privileged stupid people in this world”  the father said.

I was surprised, yes, but angry. How dare this dirty little creature call me stupid. I wanted to insult it too. “if you gave your son food it won’t come to eat my leg, and I wouldn’t have chased him away” I said. “kikikikiki” the 3 rats laughed “you are not only stupid but foolish. In case you don’t know we rats are parasites and survive on humans, but you have failed in your duty to provide for our survival that’s why we sent him to eat your heel. You make us surfer. In the former house we were in, before they relocated, we used to eat very well and grew fat, but since we came to this your poverty stricken home we have all become thin ”  the rats lamented.

All these seemed crazy! I mean, if I write this down no one would ever believe I talked with rats, they would call me mad! But here I was, conversing with 3 dirty thin rats. “so you are the rats that ate my dinner last week”  “yes of course and you are the one that used the money you are supposed to use and eat to buy rat poison to kill us. Your plan won’t work.  Better go and buy food stuffs in this house before hunger kills someone here” the baby rat said.

The insult was too much so I took my cutlass from under my bed and chased the 3 rats.  They ran in 3 different directions. I chased the mum but she was too fast so I pursued the dad who made me fall and hurt my ankle. In my pain I chased after the baby rat since I couldn’t run much but he played with me exactly the way Jerry does to Tom cat in the cartoon “Tom and Jerry”.

“kikikikikikiki” the 3 rats laughed at me because I was the floor due to the hurt in my ankle.  “catch us if you can, are you not the human here? The baby rat said coming close to me. “ki ki ki ki “ stand up boy”  the baby rat said not realizing how close he was to me. In one swing I dived and grabbed the baby mouse. “drop him down now!, the rats yelled but It was my turn to laugh. “ I got you. Now I will burn you alive” I said giving a wicked laugh. “no no please drop him down, please we will never disturb you again, promise’  “yes you won’t after I catch and  burn the 3 of you” I said.

I took a keg full of kerosene and a match stick and was about setting the baby rat ablaze when the mother of the rat said “stop or I eat your documents” I looked up and behold, the two of them were eating my credentials which I was supposed to send to my uncle in Abuja with regards to the job he promised me.  “ I was just joking, how can I burn this innocent little rat? Please stop eating those documents and I will give you your baby” I said scared to my marrow. “No! drop him and we will give you your documents”.
What choice do I have? How can I place the value of this rat to my life long documents? “you promise?” I asked. “yes”  immediately I dropped the rat it ran to its parents and when I demanded for my document they laughed at me “kikikikiki foolish human.so you think we care about this smelly papers? Mtcheew “ and in my very eyes they ate and tore my documents to pieces.  “Noooooooooooooo…..”
                                                    *************************
“NOOOooooooOOo” I was still screaming it when I woke up. Damn, I must have malaria in my blood because this dream was foolish yet scary.

MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH, SHARE THIS POST
Umeh Oma at Tuesday,

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Travel / Re: Nigerians Frustrated At The Nigerian Embassy In Canada by santafe(m): 11:38pm On Aug 23, 2013
dafnna: You guys are not telling the whole truth.
i have transacted two processes with this same Nigerian high commission at ottawa canada.
i renewed my passport and authenticated my driver's license on different dates this year 2013. They are fairly efficient as my passport was renewed same day but they delayed a bit in posting it. Those who waited for theirs got it same day but i had to travel back on time because of certain assignments. As for the authentication , it was ready and dispatched earlier than my expectation. Please bear with them, they are not machines.

they have improved tremendously with the exception of answering phone calls , please check on them this 2013.
Hello,
How did you go about it. I live in Calgary and my Passport and my wife's and that of my daughter will expire by May next year. Just want to start preparing on time. Thanks

Santa Fe
Religion / Re: Adeboye Is Not Wrong by santafe(m): 11:05pm On Aug 15, 2013
alexleo:

The very day these men of God will make themselves not to be worshiped by the congregation this security issues will be solved. My church convention attracts a population of within the range of +ne hundred thousand people(which of course is quite lower than that of Redeemed) and our G.O. Walks around the place just like any other person with nobody following him or people worshiping him. Pastors should begin to orientate their congregation on the need to see them as fellow human. Preach it in your sermon with the bible that one is our master and that is Jesus. One should be worshiped and that is Jesus. Our G.O in our world headquarters in U.S joins the cue like anybody in the cafeteria to get his food. Your pastors are sometimes too far away from the congregation and that's why they worship them. These things are not to be seen in the house of God. They are seen in the secular world and the church leadership mustnt behave like them.

God bless you for the above

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Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye Under-fire For 3km Auditorium by santafe(m): 3:46pm On Aug 13, 2013
shegzee43:

[/color][color=#990000]Did u say madness? my brother, I wld rather you keep mute than attract God's judgement. Let God judge him if his wrong o! Please don't attract curse 2 urself and generation after you. My candid advice.
Why would he attract curse to himsel, is Adeboye God?
Travel / Re: How Come Nigerians In Canada Don't Like Each Other? by santafe(m): 12:16am On Aug 13, 2013
When I first came into Canada, I was stranded in an hotel with my wife and three kids. It was a Nigerian couple that I met on Nairaland that came to the hotel,took us to Their house and harboured us the 2weeks. Total strangers.OP don't generalize with ur experience

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Travel / Re: Tax Clearance Certificate For Employee by santafe(m): 10:58pm On Aug 11, 2013
Schedule of remittance will not be sufficient. He will need his TCC from LIRS.
Travel / Re: Tax Clearance Certificate For Employee by santafe(m): 12:25am On Aug 10, 2013
Yes. Tax clearance certificate from Lagos will indicate your name, your employers name, the years in question. The amount you earned per annum and the tax paid thereon.
Go to the tax office that your company uses.
Politics / Re: Lagos Task Force Arresting Disobedient Lagosians. (Pictures) by santafe(m): 3:04pm On Jul 27, 2013
Willdidi:
Is begining 2 get realy annoying wen ppl say crap like dis, how can someone who is a citizen of a country b deported within dsame country, Nigerian full of tribalistic n religious bigots. D lagos u ppl r claiming was it single handedly built n made beautiful by jst lagosians, der r lots n thousands of non lagosians who were born n brought up here, yet one educated illitrate will come here n spill trash about deporting citizens of a country within dier own country. Sorry bro n hard feelings
Don't mind the illiterate. He is just being stupid and besides as a vet doctor, he thinks like the animals he treats
Politics / Re: Boko-Haram Kills 30 Students In Yobe Boarding School by santafe(m): 5:35am On Jul 07, 2013
franchizy: I ve said it over and over dat d only solution to dis Boko Haram menace is 4 GEJ to suspend the state of emergency, appologise to the Northern Elders forum, dialogue and grant Boko Haram Amnesty, rebuild all mosque. The military can't win d war cos 80% of Boko Haram are from d SS, SE and SW and are christians who are used to tannish d image of d North and kill our people but Allah will fight 4 d North and vindicate us.
Many of d Boko Haram sponsors are from d SS, SE and SW all in d name of Power but the North must complete there remaining 4yrs come 2015.
I urge Nigerians to support Buhari 4 a change and better Nigeria.
you are out of your mind
Foreign Affairs / Re: Nelson Mandela Is On Life Support by santafe(m): 11:33pm On Jun 26, 2013
collynzo2: Bro let's be truthful, If not for those white masters he fought against, he'll be receiving treatment abroad now. The whites developed South Africa, let's get that clear.
1000 likes. That is the raw truth which nobody is talking about.

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Phones / Re: Free Blackberry Unlocking Codes (NOT BLACKBERRY 10 DEVICES) by santafe(m): 1:25pm On Jun 22, 2013
Fhemmmy:

MEP2 (NCK): 2297232719000543 . . . . Good luck
thanks bro.
i am soo grateful. i want to find out how to use this code because the person i bought the phone from yesterday said it was unlocked. when i tried inserting my sim from windmobile, it says 10digits MEP code required. this MEP2 CODE is more than 10digit. is it the same.

thanks
Phones / Re: Free Blackberry Unlocking Codes (NOT BLACKBERRY 10 DEVICES) by santafe(m): 2:01am On Jun 22, 2013
Hello Fhemmy,
i need your help, my imei number is 356186.04.213674.4
BB 9780.TELUS
PRD-33291-001.

It is asking for the 10digit MEP CODE


THANKS bRO
Politics / Re: Fasehun’s OPC Threatens To Expel Gani Adams by santafe(m): 10:01pm On Apr 27, 2013
skies:

As illiterate as you claim him to be,
He controls tens of thousands of men. I don't think you father ever
Control 10 men..omo were

He controls low lives like himself

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