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FashionRe: What I Noticed At A Beauty Pageant Audition In Lagos by sarcasticdude(m): 10:42am On Oct 17, 2018
Op this table ur shaking,na hot ororo dey ontop,watch feminist wailers start to comment in 3,2,1....... cheesy
PoliticsRe: “the Spirit Of Error” In Nigerian Politics, By Reuben Abati by sarcasticdude(m): 10:22am On Oct 17, 2018
PHILipu1:
Lol.
You don't even know that in Daura,you will still get PDP supporters or didn't Buhari get votes in Jonathan Otueke in 2015?

How many Buhari foot soldiers,the common men in the streets of the north have the time to call in to radio programs?

Write it down that Buhari will win in 2019 with a higher figure than 2015.

You guys fail to understand that Buhari is not Jonathan and even if Buhari is party less, he still have that standby millions of follows which Jonathan didn't have in 2015.
He still has followers even with all the hardships and codeine addicts in the north? Are u trying to tell me that these people are maschocists or what?
PoliticsRe: “the Spirit Of Error” In Nigerian Politics, By Reuben Abati by sarcasticdude(m): 10:14am On Oct 17, 2018
Dee60:
I do not think it is about hatred. It is more about trust. Igbos are very nationalistic, which is not a bad thing. But within the framework of a multi-ethnic Nigeria, I think acceptability will increase as the people open up.
Tru,the founding fathers tafawa balewa and awolowo were both tribalistic,only azikwe saw nigeria as one
PoliticsRe: “the Spirit Of Error” In Nigerian Politics, By Reuben Abati by sarcasticdude(m): 8:42am On Oct 17, 2018
It seems to me like some section of the country aint happy with atike's vice being an easterner,Bros why una hate igbos like this na??
CelebritiesRe: Lady Gaga Confirms Engagement To Christian Carino by sarcasticdude(m): 8:04am On Oct 17, 2018
32yr old getting married to a 49yr old man??

Na today?


And seven women shall take hold of one man in
that day, saying, “We will eat our own bread and
wear our own clothes, only let us be called by your
name; take away our reproach
PoliticsRe: 'We Will Make Nigeria Liveable Again' - Buhari Assures by sarcasticdude(m): 7:37am On Oct 17, 2018
Its like buhari sees the whole of nigeria as dumb as the "almajiris" I mean after 3yrs,u are still saying "we will" instead of "we will do more" cheesy

CelebritiesRe: Kogbagidi: Lil Kesh Can’t Blow Again by sarcasticdude(m): 6:05pm On Oct 15, 2018
won ni I no dey rap again,ehn ko n she dandan month,emi ati credit alert lekpo bi ojo ati omoh

cheesycheesy
HealthRe: How Police Saved Man's Life After Heath Challenge While Driving. Photo by sarcasticdude(m): 2:28pm On Oct 15, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


The policemen took very unnecessary risks.
We've seen suicide bombers pretend to be people in need of assistance.

This could have easily been a decoy.
What if the health challenge was feigned to attract their sympathy, get them distracted and leave them vulnerable to attack.


Next time,
The police should call for an ambulance while they keep at what they were sent to do.

Protect the highways from kidnappers and robbers.
Ur 1st ever sensible post cheesy
Looks like u woke up on the right side of bed
Or u woke with the right person cheesy

RomanceRe: Yahoo Boy Looking For A Wife Advertises What He Does For A Living On Twitter by sarcasticdude(m): 10:15pm On Oct 14, 2018
Baba don give am requirements for the jazz unused undated fvcked Yoruba Dumb hoe

Searching for a virgin in this 21st century is like searching for a needle in a haystack

When u see am abeg hala me
CelebritiesRe: Shasha Donald Nkechi Shares Adorable Birthday Photos by sarcasticdude(m): 10:03pm On Oct 14, 2018
GBOKASINCHA:
grin afonjas actress instead of leaving their skin like this..they will just eat plenty amala grow fat and bleach like bobrisky
All them Laide bakare cheesy cheesy Mide abiodun hahahahaha I'm no tribalist but to be candid ehn yoruba women and BLeach

HealthRe: #nobraday: Nigerian Lady Trolled On Twitter For Uploading This by sarcasticdude(m): 10:33pm On Oct 13, 2018
The rate at which gehs olympus dey fall these days ehn?!! We must send Buhari back to daura in 2019,

Or else dia kpekus go dey fall join cheesy

PoliticsRe: The Bad Things Obasanjo Said About Atiku (Throwback) by sarcasticdude(m): 1:28pm On Oct 13, 2018
Drakkernoir:
I really don't understand the thinking of Nigerians.

A man that has been cursed from here to the moon suddenly becomes a saint?

A man that has no loyalty to any party, but decamps at the slightest opportunity when things aren't working in his favor is now the chosen one?

A man that has been declared fantastically corrupt by every politician past and present is now a saint?

He was VP for 8 years for crying out loud, fell out with his immediate boss...was ridiculed for buying everybody with his deep pockets, the same scenario is playing out and people are rejoicing.

Are we really ready?

The major bane in this country is the amount that has been stolen from the masses from past leaders..

One man comes and blocks all avenues, collects oil blocks from previously corrupt people.

Stops the federal government payment of staff for a previous presidents private institutions and u all think they won't rally to chase him out?

The only problem these past leaders have with buhari is fear of the unknown...he is rigid and determined. He has blocked their various sources of stealing public funds and the masses are rejoicing that they want to put someone that will open the coffers back

Nigerians need to wake up

The amount of money stolen by these people will buy some African countries...

If we make the wrong choice in 2019, mark my words, Nigeria will be sold.

Fela said it all.... We suffer and smile

What a pity.
All the money he's been collecting,what did he use it for? And how do u know that he (bubu) isn't corrupt? Plzz I need and urgent answer sad
HealthRe: Nigerian Man Dies Midair On His Way To France For Medical Checkup. Photos by sarcasticdude(m): 9:14am On Oct 13, 2018
2wives?? Men and pussssy cheesy
PoliticsRe: Why Atiku Picked Peter Obi As Running Mate – Daniel by sarcasticdude(m): 10:19pm On Oct 12, 2018
Earthbound:
Peter Obi would be a better candidate for the presidency.


The only reason he's been selected is to pacify, compensate and buy the South Easterners.
Tell me something I don't know cheesy
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs. Libya: Super Eagles’ Possible Starting 11 by sarcasticdude(m): 6:26pm On Oct 12, 2018
cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Rocks See-Through Gown (Photo) by sarcasticdude(m): 6:17pm On Oct 12, 2018
Happy married life,may God bless her new home
EducationRe: Please Help A Brother ,don't Know What's Wrong With Me by sarcasticdude(m): 6:10pm On Oct 12, 2018
Ehm!! While working on ya self esteem and marks,Please also work on ur Vocabulary sad

from a concerned fellow,no hate
CelebritiesRe: 2face, Faze Alone And AY Makun Hangout Together (photo) by sarcasticdude(m): 8:46am On Oct 12, 2018
Whether new school or old school,all na school.

saint sami ganja cheesy
CelebritiesRe: 2face, Faze Alone And AY Makun Hangout Together (photo) by sarcasticdude(m): 8:46am On Oct 12, 2018
Whether new school or old school,all na school.

saint sami ganja cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye's Sitting Room Tastefully Furnished (Photo) by sarcasticdude(m): 2:20pm On Oct 11, 2018
tetralogyfallot:
money cannot by good health bro. Steve jobs was one of the richest person on earth but he still died of pancreatic cancer. It can't even buy happiness. Anthony bourdain of CNN recently committed suicide despite the millions in his bank account. Mind you these are people that are by faaaaaar not even comparable to p-square entirely as a crew and not even one mr peter.
Honestly brother,are u now saying its a good thing to be broke?? Nna negodunu this nonsense sad
From the post above we know ur a poor church-rat
DO U KNOW THE AMOUNT of Niggaz and bitches offing themselves because of POVERTY and Failed dreams? Hell no because they aint famous,but Steve Jobs is dead and u wanna use it to Validate ur POVERTY?!!

POVERTY KEE U DIA sad sad
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Would You Do If This Guy Were Your Boyfriend Or Husband? (photos) by sarcasticdude(m): 9:12pm On Oct 10, 2018
chiommy123:
I will walk pass him so that he'll disgrace himself very well
Girls can lie oo! cheesy
CrimeRe: US Based Nigerian Lady Scammed Of N450k By Fraudsters, See How They Did It. Pics by sarcasticdude(m): 8:50pm On Oct 10, 2018
JI MASUN cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Ufuoma McDermott Celebrates Her IVF Son, Isio Jared Birthday (PHOTO) by sarcasticdude(m): 5:57pm On Oct 10, 2018
Children conceived thru these methods are prone to various health risk!! If u wanna do these make ur that ur bank acct is loaded if not OYO
CelebritiesRe: Ufuoma McDermott Celebrates Her IVF Son, Isio Jared Birthday (PHOTO) by sarcasticdude(m): 5:54pm On Oct 10, 2018
Imagine growing up,and ur friends refer to u as "IVF NIGGA" cheesy
RomanceRe: A Senior Female Colleague Wants Me To Marry Her by sarcasticdude(m): 11:11am On Oct 10, 2018
Single boys and girls giving relationship advice

RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Still Go Back To Guys Who Beat Them? by sarcasticdude(m): 6:44pm On Oct 09, 2018
Women are just enigmatic in mature!!! Till this day I never understand wetin women want for this life!! sad
GamingRe: Minecraft Players... Let's Meet Here by sarcasticdude(m): 3:33pm On Oct 09, 2018
This game is good for computer programmers,but unfortunately. I haven't the time to learn it sad
SportsRe: The Document Cristiano Ronaldo Signed With Katheryn Mayorga by sarcasticdude(m): 9:34pm On Oct 08, 2018
ehmmy11:
grin Please this is strictly for educational purposes only



cool I sight you
U are sighted and zoomed cheesy
PS;I'm not responsible for whatever that happens thereafter cheesy
SportsRe: The Document Cristiano Ronaldo Signed With Katheryn Mayorga by sarcasticdude(m): 9:31pm On Oct 08, 2018
eodavids:
One thing I dislike about C.Ronaldo is the fact he hasn't gotten married, yet philandering about the whole place.

I respect Messi for this singular reason.

That however does not in any way validate this numb rape allegation against my favourite super star.

Ronaldo, Ronaldo, C. Ronaldo, I just called you thrice. Get married. Once you do that, ladies will automatically take their eyes off you.

Give them reason to look elsewhere by getting married. A word is enough for a wise footballer.
Atleast he's not cheating anybody so what's ur stress? :-/
SportsRe: The Document Cristiano Ronaldo Signed With Katheryn Mayorga by sarcasticdude(m): 9:17pm On Oct 08, 2018
ehmmy11:
Let's just wait a minute here..and be objective is it that easy to penetrate the asz.hole ? I think the lady goofed with this part and even if it was easily penetrated it still need a substantial amount of lubrication undecided ..

sad I may be wrong just can't wrap my head around the "anal rape " how come none of the friends heard her scream even her own friend ...

Just don't add up beyond a reasonable doubt
BRO BANGBROS IS THE ANSWER cheesy
SportsRe: The Document Cristiano Ronaldo Signed With Katheryn Mayorga by sarcasticdude(m): 9:14pm On Oct 08, 2018
InvertedHammer:
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Ronaldo fell for the oldest trick in the book. It was a ploy used to nail many wealthy folks. It worked 100% of the time. Get a wealthy or famous mo.ron. Entice him with sex. Initiate sexual activities. And when he is fully committed in the act, say "STOP" many times. All sexual acts from the first time she said "STOP" till the end constitutes rape.

It is the price men pay for fame. Western women are looking for easy payouts. And this European mugu just got trapped. Her attorneys will twist and turn facts to extract more money from the Playboy. They will have a field day with his money.

I won't be surprised when more women come out of the woodwork and say they are victims too. Ronaldo's money must go around. LOL.

NB: If you are ever wealthy in the West, marry and remain faithful to your wife. Or invest in lotion and go for self-help

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just like they did tiger woods cheesy cheesy
SportsRe: The Document Cristiano Ronaldo Signed With Katheryn Mayorga by sarcasticdude(m): 9:10pm On Oct 08, 2018
DonMekino:
I don't support skimpy or indecent dressing, but its never a reason or justification for rape....after all nobody has raped a naked mad woman

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