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PoliticsRe: PDP: Buhari, APC Jittery Over Atiku’s Acceptance In S/east, Other Zones by sarcasticdude(m): 7:49pm On Nov 15, 2018
I usually refrain from commenting on topics such as these because of the influx of grown dullards posting rubbish upon rubbish

Imagine how someone will be at home typing rubbish about how the 2019 general elections is gonna go!!
CelebritiesRe: John Abayomi Denies Being The Owner Of Instablog9ja, To Sue Linda Ikeji by sarcasticdude(m): 7:36pm On Nov 15, 2018
Linda why'd u have to "pour san-san ontop this guys garri"?
Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones
Ur day of reckoning is coming
When baby J would be old enough to ask the scary question
MUMMY WHO IS MY DADDYhuh cheesy cheesy
BusinessRe: Nigeria Is Biggest Rice Buyer In 2019, Behind China - Bloomberg by sarcasticdude(m): 7:26pm On Nov 15, 2018
this is so funny cos I just read in a previous thread that said that the "buhari administration has invested in agriculture than any other regime in nigeria's history

WHAT A COMIC RELIEF
THIS JUST MADE MY DAY

PoliticsRe: Nigerian Air Force Launches Successful Strikes Against Boko Haram Terrorists by sarcasticdude(m): 7:13pm On Nov 15, 2018
I wonder when federal govt decided to start producing spy/thriller movies
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Is The Best; We Don’t Need Peter Obi In Our Scheme– Lauretta Onoc by sarcasticdude(m): 6:08pm On Nov 15, 2018
After all is said and done #operationback2daura is still a goal
RomanceRe: Pre-wedding Photos Of Pretty, Curvy & Busty Lady With Her Husband-To-Be by sarcasticdude(m): 5:47pm On Nov 15, 2018
She's just fat plain and simple
CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Gunned Down After Being Traced To A Brothel In Delta. by sarcasticdude(m): 5:23pm On Nov 15, 2018
Trust Nigerian police At ur own peril
SportsRe: Melissa Krott: Henry Onyekuru Fails To Pay Child Support - Baby Mama Accuses by sarcasticdude(m): 5:05pm On Nov 15, 2018
Become famous nd watch how skirts begin to open their legs anyhow for u cheesy
HealthRe: Desiree Davis 'Smiley Asian' Suffers Post Butt Injection Complication by sarcasticdude(m): 4:49pm On Nov 15, 2018
Her own don kpafuka be dat nah!
RomanceRe: Sexual Harassment At Workplace - My Story by sarcasticdude(m): 5:54pm On Nov 14, 2018
U leave ur 330k when Nigerian govt is still finding it hard to implement ordinary 30k minimum wage abi??

BusinessRe: These 7 Freelancing Skills Can Make You A Millionaire On Fiverr by sarcasticdude(m): 5:58pm On Nov 13, 2018
How many times have I seen this recycled topic on FP now?
Christianity EtcRe: Preparing The Saints For The End Times Tribulation by sarcasticdude(m): 8:37am On Nov 11, 2018
I login on a sunday and the 1st six topics is about christianity,these MODs head don dey correct small-small
RomanceRe: Pre Wedding Photos Of The Most Talked About Wedding In Kogi State by sarcasticdude(m): 9:07am On Nov 10, 2018
IamD18:
What is then holding Chris Brown and Anthony Joshua from marrying these dirty Nland ugly ladies since it's not by facial look?

To even think you believe in LOVE in this generation tells a lot about you.
A naïve kid at that cheesy

RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Called Out For Not Being Married At 33 Replies Her Critics - Photo by sarcasticdude(m): 9:01am On Nov 10, 2018
Nairaland females and hypocrisy,ask them if they'd be okay with being unmarried at 35 and start seeing funny answers cheesy
SportsRe: Arsenal Star Aubameyang Wins PL Player Of The Month by sarcasticdude(m): 8:41am On Nov 10, 2018
Arsenal till I kick GeePee Tank!!!!
BusinessRe: Want To Make Your First 5million Naira From Clickbank? See This Faqs Now by sarcasticdude(m): 5:28pm On Nov 08, 2018
Affiliate jagaban,shey u no dey taya?

By the way,who dey always push ur threads go FP? :-/

HealthRe: 9 Life Threatening Things You Do Every Day by sarcasticdude(m): 5:19pm On Nov 08, 2018
#10.Shouting "Sai Baba with an empty stomach on nairaland everyday by day is also life threatening/risky

RomanceRe: Graduates Wed With Tipper In Plateau State. Nigerians React (photos) by sarcasticdude(m): 1:34am On Nov 07, 2018
Liliyann:
Total bullshit!!
What is stopping them from hiring a car??
Why the rush in getting married if the guy can't even afford a proper fitting suit?
Na their type dey born pikin wey dey no fit Care for!!
The girl just signed herself to poverty and suffering, I wonder if she has no parent or even well meaning friends to advise her on this nonsense she is about to do!!
Poor men issa no no for me!!
I have never seen such display of Idiocy in my entire life cheesy
EducationRe: Man Signs Out On Lady's Boobs As They Graduate (Photo) by sarcasticdude(m): 1:16am On Nov 07, 2018
Watchout,this girl is from calabar/akwaibom
CelebritiesRe: Davido Shares Throwback Photos Of His Parents by sarcasticdude(m): 11:42am On Nov 05, 2018
Mom just resemble SIMI
PoliticsRe: WAEC: Why Buhari's Current Passport Pix Appeared On The Attestation Certificate by sarcasticdude(m): 9:16am On Nov 03, 2018
Honestly,there's nothing money can't buy on this planet cheesy this Buhari actually thinks NIGErians are illiterates like him

Well NO MATTER
#OPERATION_TO_DAURA_ISSAGOAL

SportsRe: 5 World-class Managers Who Rejected Top Job At Real Madrid by sarcasticdude(m): 9:08am On Nov 03, 2018
Akinz0126:
Bro worry less Madrid are gonna win there next game.That lopetegui coach bleeped up big time by not giving vincius junior a playing time now the gut showed what a beast he can become from our last match including oriozola.keep calm Madrid are gonna win their laliga n champ games
Ok fingers crossed
SportsRe: 5 World-class Managers Who Rejected Top Job At Real Madrid by sarcasticdude(m): 7:27pm On Nov 02, 2018
Nawao!! And I don give madrid straight win for my ticket already sad
CareerRe: Google Staff Walk Out Of Their Offices In Protest Over Excos Sexual Allegations by sarcasticdude(m): 8:31am On Nov 02, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



It's really hard to please women.
You go too fast, they cry.
You go too slow, they nag.

Google has dismissed offenders but they are not satisfied because Google has not made an official comment on it.
How more confused can these broads be?

For Google to dismiss erring staff means the organization won't condone any form of sexual harassment.

Some things are best left undone, some words are better left unspoken and some wounds better left unopened.

No organization will be proud to come out in public to tell the world they have perverts as staff.
Likewise, some victims want the memory of their abuse refreshed.

If you want the abuse to be talked about, then do it yourself because Google will lose the trust of users like myself who wonders why they turn on "safe search" by default on my browsers when they have perverts amongst them.
Brother I too can relate to this,if u do am small-small they complain,if u kon do am hard dem go dey wail like pig wey dey Labour,Broda just forget that shit and just Ram dat pusxxy jarey!! cheesy
SportsRe: Neymar Faces Tough Trial For Move To Barcelona, And Could Spend 6 Years In Jail by sarcasticdude(m): 5:38pm On Nov 01, 2018
All these because DIS. Received only 6mil out of the 17.1m santos collected

Greed cheesy
RomanceRe: Something Is Wrong With Nairaland Guys by sarcasticdude(m): 7:03pm On Oct 31, 2018
NA MAD PEOPLE FULL THIS THREAD I SWEAR
cheesy

RomanceRe: Something Is Wrong With Nairaland Guys by sarcasticdude(m): 7:03pm On Oct 31, 2018
NA MAD PEOPLE FULL THIS THREAD I SWEAR

cheesy

CrimeRe: Notorious Phone Thief Who Lures Girls Through Facebook, Arrested. Photo by sarcasticdude(m): 4:41pm On Oct 31, 2018
Just Lookat the way The igbos and Yorubas are jointly Rejecting Edo-state even though they have Oil

This Nairaland Tribal Beef is Real oo!!!
cheesy cheesy

PoliticsRe: 'Nigeria Must Discard 1999 Constitution To Make Progress' – Prof. Akin Oyebode by sarcasticdude(m): 3:52pm On Oct 31, 2018
daddytime:
Most times when I come online and see the "sai babarisms and atikulatings" from the so-called youths and assumed leaders of tomorrow I just shake my head in repulse and I'm forced to believe there won't be any redemption from the present quagmire any time soon.

We go clapping for and insulting each other over people who care less about the present conditions because it obviously favours them and their wards, and have precariously positioned their offspring to take over from where ever they'd be hanging their boots from.

Perhaps Y'all will continue sai babaing and atikulating their children as well after their fathers have successfully ruled over your fathers and eaten into your time and future before passing on the baton to their wards to finish off that which they had started.

Whoever thinks these our present crop of leaders will visit the constitution as it is presently for a tweak must be joking. This is so because it was deliberately arranged that way to favour them at the corridors of power.

The youths of this country have got to rise up and quit being lame-sitting ducks and internet warriors. Let's come together, collapse whatever mushroom youth associations all around the country into one firm and solid movement that can give these guys a good run for their money and make them realise we are truly prepared to take over governance. When they say the youths aren't prepared, it isn't just a mere say, it is indeed a fact judging from how so beat-down and docile they have rendered us technically and otherwise. They know what they have done to us and our morale but its time we took the bull by the horns.

In my opinion, we should let them have this election seeing how we aren't in the mix by any stretch, but we can begin to prepare from now and the next four years to take over with no negotiations.

The next four years is enough for us to get under a solid youth body comprising of youths from every region, religion, social class, etc and set up a mock constitution review panel. This panel should study the present constitution to strip it of every and all the rubbish contents imputed to benefit and protect the enemies of the state. Every clause relating to immunity, security votes etc should be expunged from the constitution. The humongous allowances for NA members would be cut down to the barest and true separation of powers entrenched in our new constitution. The judiciary would be looked into as well to correct all the anomalies that have rendered our justice system to favour the highest bidders and find ways to expedite dispatch of judicial matters.

Our military and paramilitary would be looked into as well to position them for their profession and not a willing tool for the political class to suppress and oppress the opposition.

Strip the rubbish called constitution a draft a new one we shall all agree on to control whatever is left of our future with and have a country to bequeath to our children while they continue improving on the constitution to suit their times as generations proceed.

If we can do this, trust me we would have an idea on the direction we intend going with a new Nigeria and also have a campaign manifesto for the next election. You can imagine being able to galvanize a good number of youths from now until the next election in four years time who can contribute a minimum of 1000# to a potential war chest to match these thieves on the campaign trail.

We can do it if we are willing we just need to quit with allowing ourselves get distracted by the same old wines in fresh bottles. It's the same old same.

The matter dey tire person abeg.
U or whoever composed this epistle is an idealist
And ideals are just ideals
Money and greed won't let what you've wrote to come to pass for as long as An educated youth with a B.sc certificate would be foolish enough to sell his vote for as low as #5000
What about our granmas selling their votes for 1 derica of rice and a pack of matches

WHAT A JOKE

CelebritiesRe: Kenneth Okonkwo Shares Photo With Susan Peters, Fans Blast Him by sarcasticdude(m): 10:41am On Oct 29, 2018
franchasng:
Wow! Igbos are becoming so united, what a great time to witness the unity of the most prosperous and most populous single tribe in the whole world!

Lesson for Kenneth and other Igbo traitors: never betray Igbo people to please other tribes maka na ana esi n'ulo mara mma puta na iro wink

Umu Chineke ekelem unu shocked
Udo diri gi nwannem, o ezioku ke kwuru
SportsRe: Super Eagle's Coach Gernot Rohr Robbed In Asaba by sarcasticdude(m): 9:50pm On Oct 26, 2018
Is this news or pews

EducationRe: Profitable Courses In Nigeria by sarcasticdude(m): 9:45pm On Oct 26, 2018
What about petroleum engineering?

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