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PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri's TEDx Talk On Restructuring, Everyone Is Talking About by sarcasticdude(m): 12:03am On Sep 02, 2018
THIS IS EXACTLY HOW BEN BRUCE USED TO TALK WHEN HE WAS ANCHORING HIS "COMMON SENSE" PROGRAM ON STV.NOW DAT HE HAS JOINED THE BAD GANG,COMMON SENSE HAS BECOME COMMON MONEY

Reno should just tell us about his political aspiration instead of him beating about the bush Lubbish!!!
CelebritiesRe: Miracle: 'Nina And I Are Not Dating, We Are Not In Love' by sarcasticdude(m): 11:50pm On Sep 01, 2018
So after kpanshing this girl finish,u kon use friendzone for her place value?!!! WONDERFULITY!!!

GUYZ DIAARIZ A LOT to learn from this nigga
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Buhari, Atiku And Ortom Crying For Nigeria. #Weeping Politicians by sarcasticdude(m): 9:41am On Sep 01, 2018
4,444,310 topics and this piece of dog sh!t gets pushed to FP?....lemme search for a suitable meme I'm coming
CelebritiesRe: No Politician Has Ever Gifted Me Money - Seyi Law by sarcasticdude(m): 9:34am On Sep 01, 2018
I'm not being bias,but its only a YORUBA dat will reveal the accounts and secrets of his BIZI-NAYSI,An average igbo Man can't try this LUBBISH!!
CelebritiesRe: Pastor Ellis' Hand On Ariana Grande's Breast (Photos) by sarcasticdude(m): 9:15am On Sep 01, 2018
Why people of planet earth like SCANDAL like dis na?.....err'one is just saying the same thing "I HOPE SHE SPEAKS UP" idiotic nairalanders and idiotic people of social media,may they continue to be idiotic RUBBISH!!
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Angela Merkel: Illegal Nigerian Immigrants ‘At Their Own Risk’ by sarcasticdude(m): 1:08am On Sep 01, 2018
Chai see as this lifeless fulani goat take abandon us for germany so?
SportsRe: “Nigerians Made 2018 World Cup An Unforgettable” One – FIFA Praises Nigeria by sarcasticdude(m): 1:02am On Sep 01, 2018
They'll even bring tribalism in a football matter,foolish nairalanders
RomanceRe: Pretty Mike: 15 Godly Rules For Every Married Woman To Enjoy Their Husbands by sarcasticdude(m): 12:53pm On Aug 31, 2018
Na only numba 10 make sense for here if u agree plzz like,if u disagree share
CrimeRe: Yahoo Boy Kidnaps 14-Year-Old SS1 Student He Met On Facebook In Lagos by sarcasticdude(m): 12:37pm On Aug 31, 2018
Until u post real and sensible news with pictorial proofs or credible sources,you'll continue to become an unknown in the world of blogging
RomanceRe: 6 Ways To Identify Girls You Should Never Get Married To by sarcasticdude(m): 6:02pm On Aug 30, 2018
Glink2018:
You dey look for Wife?
I know you are one of those broke dude nairaland ladies will always run for.

Go hustle first and get money like davido, Wizkid, etc, and
All the nairaland tiwa sawage and hot ladies will begin to fall for you sharp , sharp
But as u desperately advertise yourself, nairaland ladies go don detect say dis one nah poor dude..
So, go and double your hustle
Brotherly lemme just say ur an incorrigible IDIOT OF THE HIGHEST ORDER for calling my post "desperate", please re-read my post abeg. BTW the population of women is more than twice dat of Men so please get ur facts straight b4 typing sh!t
PhonesRe: 8 Acts We Find Most Irritating On Social Media, What’s Yours? by sarcasticdude(m): 5:45pm On Aug 30, 2018
Viicfuntop:
I’ll use nairaland because I find the most annoying things here

1. Fake profiles: Guys disguised as girls for nonsense. Someone on this table is wilfredpat22.
2. Buhari supporters: They should be number 1 actually. They sound really retarded. It’s either they didn’t step foot in a school or they are benefiting from this administration one way or the other. Can I ask? Aren’t you ashamed of the state at which the country is right now? The only time we can be in a competition with Ghanaians is when jollof comes up. They are far ahead of us.
3. The olosho Guy callers: These are the set that are quick to call any girl the derogatory word. Man child.
4. The long quotes: This is Fuuncking annoying. Do you know how annoying it is to scroll through that.
5. If I remember I’ll come back here.
Out of all what dis girl has mentioned so far,na number 2&4 dey pain me pass,all u buhari supporters,since yall like buhari so much,will u say AMEN IF I swear that ur life will be like that of nigeria?

AND TO the fools wey dey always quoTe long post ABEG MAKE UNA GET SENSE NA!! NA FREE OF CHARGE
CelebritiesRe: Throwback Photos Of Asa Asika by sarcasticdude(m): 5:22pm On Aug 30, 2018
CANDYDADDY:
shocked



Even from the onset this guy is heckin' ugly even with his whitish appearance,even with that billionaire daughter's dough,even with davido's monthly salaries
Nwamaikpe wannabe spotted
CelebritiesRe: Throwback Photos Of Asa Asika by sarcasticdude(m): 5:21pm On Aug 30, 2018
ASA ASIKA= ASA AKIRA if u know,u know
RomanceRe: 'I Have Big Breasts, Come & Advertise On My Chest' - Busty Lagos Girl by sarcasticdude(m): 5:12pm On Aug 30, 2018
I wish this say dis girl go come see iya risikat wey dey sell "atarodo,timati" for my area,she go know say she dey learn WALAHI!!
CelebritiesRe: Timaya To Phyno: "Marriage Doesn’t Work. Just Have A Child" by sarcasticdude(m): 4:21pm On Aug 27, 2018
Shortyy:
SMH look at what a so called respected celebrity is vomiting from his mouth? Marriage is not for everyone. Don't discourage people from getting married just cuz you are not mentally mature to get married.
I'll get married someday, when I'm ready and with someone who understands me. Not just love, love isn't enough.

I'm so disappointed in you Timaya.
sharrap for there na golddiggers like una naim make male celebs no dey marry again! Cos of divorce and the other rubbish,imagine a n!gga working all his life for something only for some useless b!tch to take half or in some cases everything away all in the name of divorce
RomanceRe: 6 Ways To Identify Girls You Should Never Get Married To by sarcasticdude(m): 1:04pm On Aug 26, 2018
ANNOUCEMENT To all the single female viewing this thread without commenting about their own take on take on the matter, those dat are always active in the romance section,giving advice to people about their own love problems,I just wanna say that am an educated, healthy,tall dark guy of age 24,looking for a wifey material,ehm?? I don't know whether I'm hansome or ugly to some of you cos as they say BEAUTY IS IN THE EYES OF THE BEHOLDER

I await ur IMMINENT reply lol
RomanceRe: 6 Ways To Identify Girls You Should Never Get Married To by sarcasticdude(m): 12:42pm On Aug 26, 2018
Feminists keep sending me hate mail

Op there's only thing that matters in a hubby-wifey relationship ie LOVE every other thing like atitude,beliefs,doctrines,ideologies et al does not matter
Christianity EtcRe: Using Actors And Actresses For Church Publicity. Right Or Wrong? by sarcasticdude(m): 9:51am On Aug 26, 2018
The next generation is watching,don't be suprised if christianity becomes archaic like the greek Gods in the future,my only regret is that I may never live long enough to witness it

charlatans
PhonesRe: Mtn Mpulse Tariff Plan- Faqs by sarcasticdude(m): 10:29pm On Aug 25, 2018
My guy forget all this long story na!! How we go take use am dey blaze downloads naim we won know
RomanceRe: I Have bleeped Too Many Girls I No Longer Have Feelings For Girls Anymore by sarcasticdude(m): 10:10pm On Aug 25, 2018
Barbieperry:
cross river actually,bt reside der...
STATE=CROSS RIVER,CAPITAL=CALABAR
So which one be "I reside there"? Na so the shakara dey take start
RomanceRe: I Have bleeped Too Many Girls I No Longer Have Feelings For Girls Anymore by sarcasticdude(m): 10:03pm On Aug 25, 2018
fancy4eve:
Anoda OLOSHO sited......wen I was younger, I ws made 2 understand dat only ladies oloshorise , but dis tym men has taken ova, cus a sensible nd responsible man will not create a stupid thread just to shame gals nd make oda men join him in his OLOSHO business, 4gettn dat karma issa biatch.
I know say na only a useless b!tch fit make this kine comment please shut the fvck up and go suck a d1ck
Hahaha
RomanceRe: I Just Found Out She Has A Kid After Dating For 3yrs. by sarcasticdude(m): 9:55pm On Aug 25, 2018
Brother the real issue here is TRUST,ask yourself are u gonna be able to trust her after she hid such information from you? And please why asking ursef this question remember that MARRIAGE IS FOR LIFE!

I don talk my own!!
PoliticsRe: 2019: How We Plan To Unseat Buhari – Moghalu, Sowore, Onovo, Others by sarcasticdude(m): 1:44pm On Aug 25, 2018
Realname:
I feel you bro honestly I do.

But frankly I can't find a single subset of a subset of irrelevant fùcks to give about Nigeria
Bro we know ur type,na una care about this country pass!!!
PoliticsRe: 2019: How We Plan To Unseat Buhari – Moghalu, Sowore, Onovo, Others by sarcasticdude(m): 1:20pm On Aug 25, 2018
theoldpretender:
OK....enjoy your corruption.

Both parties have failed us. PDP spent 16 years looting, APC spent 3 years looting...and none of them don;t know anything about running an economy properly.

We keep on having fuel scarcity because both parties think that they should be setting prices for businessmen selling fuel....

If you were a businessman., you won't like it if government told you to sell your product at a low price, and give you chicken feed as profit....which is what is happening in the downstream sector.

How are our universities....they keep on establishing more of them, without thinking of funding the exisiting ones adequately.

And who let Boko Haram and the Fulani crisis get out of hand?

How about a plan to get us off our oil dependency? Power nko?

yES.....I talk nonsesne because I won't vote for one party that awarded 250million dollars for 4 cars, or the other that awarded 200million for grass cutting....

Please grow up. And don't complain about bad governance when you keep on voting the same set of thieves into office. Just don't.

Nigerians!
MY OGA AT THE TOP TOP,This is the 1st sensible post I've seen all day long!! Please grant me the permission to copy and paste on my FB wall abeg!! I need to sensitize some people for my friend list!!
PoliticsRe: 2019: How We Plan To Unseat Buhari – Moghalu, Sowore, Onovo, Others by sarcasticdude(m): 1:12pm On Aug 25, 2018
nellyelitz:
All these guys are working for APC, if u remember they were involved in 2015 elections marketing Buhari using their various platform. they're tools for dividing southerns votes. they know they can't win even their various LGA but still talking tough about unseating PMB...they've been contracted with million hence we're dealing with merceneries here. (thepq)
All talk but no single shred of evidence!!
PoliticsRe: 2019: How We Plan To Unseat Buhari – Moghalu, Sowore, Onovo, Others by sarcasticdude(m): 1:07pm On Aug 25, 2018
[quote author= post=70586066]GOD BLESS OUR PRESIDENT MUHAMMADU BUHARI [/quote]There's nothing this idiot won't do for likes and attention,I know ur just typing this shit for attention,which you've gotten so far,but if its for real then I decree dat this ur negativity and backwardness transcends to ur to ur later generations

IDIAT!!
RomanceRe: Chinese Couple Trying To Get Pregnant Discover They’ve Been Having Anal Sex by sarcasticdude(m): 8:48pm On Aug 24, 2018
As usual no factual evidence in this report,just cooked up BS and photos of legs RUBBISH
TravelRe: This Is New Ebonyi State. The Emerging Wonder Of The South East by sarcasticdude(m): 9:02am On Aug 24, 2018
You'll only see what they want u to see

Its a shame that after 50+ years NIgerians haven't learnt to understand themselves even on NL,this kids saying all this AFONJA AND IPOB rubbish didn't witness the civil war.....If they did they wouldn't be spewing all this rubbish TUFIAWKA UNU
PoliticsRe: Akin Alabi's Tweet About SEGUN AWOSANYA Segalink, That Put Him In Trouble by sarcasticdude(m): 8:44am On Aug 24, 2018
There's someone here whose siggy is to "never argue with swines" but the just dey do the opposite choi!!
RomanceRe: Counter Thread - How To Spot Broke Girls Trying Too Hard To Impress. by sarcasticdude(m): 1:54pm On Aug 23, 2018
I can see the OP is is pained,but why all this? Maka why na?
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by sarcasticdude(m): 1:11pm On Aug 23, 2018
AnyDevice:
message me if you're in lagos so we can meet tomorrow at ikeja, i know where to get China parts
Bro answer me please
FamilyRe: "Do People Practice Open Marriage In Nigeria?" - Lady by sarcasticdude(m): 1:07pm On Aug 23, 2018
Wilfredpat22:
Men practice open marriage while we women do it secretly. The most funny thing is that you men think you are marrying marriage material, you are marrying a expired, used lady that her destiny has probably been used by 50 year old men

The truth is if you aren’t marrying a virgin, you are marrying, proposing and saying vows to a lady who has a body count of 60. Forget the lines we use about being raped (how many men rape women this days) how many do we read??

If we women can open our legs before marriage and sleep and our body is now useless and worthless it is better for you men to marry us and do to us as you please (except she has her own money)

All my life I play and grew up with boys, and none of them attempted rape, so I wonder where the accusations are coming from?? huh
but why this girl hate her kind like this na? Bia this girl take it easy na

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