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PoliticsRe: Saraki Wins AIT Social Media Poll On Who Is A Greater Threat To Buhari by sarcasticdude(m): 5:25pm On Oct 03, 2018
Sarkin:
Only corrupt satanic spawns and the jobless lazy aggressive idiotic pigs of bi@fr lipsrsealed want this corrupt and clueless dimwit!

I want this Man to emerge the flag bearer for the satanic party of the jobless lazy aggressive idiotic pigs of bi@fr lipsrsealed so that victory will be easier for Buhari.

Corrupt wailers that ass lick this demon can go to kwara state and tell if they want Nigeria to be that way.
So u want Nigeria to be like this in the next 4yrs okwaya? now I see the problem of Nigerians
CelebritiesRe: Skiibii & Broda Shaggi: I Don't Pay Tithes, Religion Nigeria Greatest Problem by sarcasticdude(m): 10:51pm On Oct 02, 2018
lloyds:
Not paying tithes doesn't make you wiser than those honouring God with their income. . It's your choice and everything / seed has its reward in due time.

Giving God a little portion of your income shouldn't be a burden if you are a true lover of God.

Well, I know daddy freeze soldiers will come after me now, but the scriptures cannot be broken. God is good.
If u can give me just one single evidence of the existence of christ and the authenticity of the bible,I'll shave my head bald
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Valencia: UCL (0 - 0) On 2nd October 2018 by sarcasticdude(m): 10:06pm On Oct 02, 2018
Larryslim:
What's that?
It's my opinion,just like you have the right to showcase your stupidity to the whole world by quoting my text, I also have the right to air my views about the situation of my club..
If you really had sense,you wouldn't have quoted my text!
THIS GUY IS REALLY PAINED
cheesy cheesy cheesy

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Valencia: UCL (0 - 0) On 2nd October 2018 by sarcasticdude(m): 9:24pm On Oct 02, 2018
Larryslim:
I've been supporting this club for more than a decade and this is the first time I'll wish we lose,even during the Moyes tenure I didn't ever wish the team lose..
After the game against Derby county, I made a vow to myself not to watch any of the games again till they prove themselves and funny enough they lost the next game and I really pray they lose this..
Jose Mourinho needs to leave this club before things become worse,I won't have a problem with Carrick or McKenna taking over till the end of the season..
Jose isn't a manager but a coach, he is Toxic,arrogant and doesn't take the blame for anything..
Last season when man city were playing fantastic football,who took all the credit, Guordiola!
When L'pool lost a certain game last season,JK came out and said he takes these blame for the loss because he's the manager,but Mr special one will never do that,all he talks about his the three titles he has won,and the two UCL he won when football was still played backward,a manager that said when he knew Jones was the next to take the PK,he knew we've lost,wtf is that?
Jose Mourinho third season syndrome is Real A.F and the biggest problem we did was to offer him a new contract after last season..
#JoseOut!
LAMENTATIONS OF A PAINED FAN cheesy
CrimeRe: Archibong Edet Found Dead In Hotel With Fred Kolawole After Taking Sex Drug by sarcasticdude(m): 5:13pm On Oct 02, 2018
Nairaland and sex-enhancing/fake News

CelebritiesRe: Maheeda Introduces Leemisola As Her Goddaughter, With Her Nude Painting Video by sarcasticdude(m): 11:42pm On Oct 01, 2018
I just pray for the time when these social celebs will be posting their nude stark naked cheesy instead of all these cover-up cheesy we go dey Bleep olosho for as low as #300,make cheesy make I still dey alive that time be my prayer cheesy

RomanceRe: Wedding Of Shurri Baby, Feminist Who Hates Nigerian Men by sarcasticdude(m): 6:27pm On Sep 30, 2018
Daeylar:
This just shows that Nairaland Men are nothing but hypocrites and keyboard warriors. I thought they love ranting that if you are a feminist, Shiloh will be your portion, no man will marry you blah blah blah,
But look at here. grin
See a staunch feminist(or is she even a misandrist? ) someone who even says she hates men, getting married and they are shamelessly trying to twist it to favour them, better hide your heads in shame.
This just shows that at the end of the day these keyboard warriors aka internet gangstars will have on choice but to log out, face reality and realise that the feminist they claim to hate online will be the woman they will marry.
I just pity all these upcoming Alpha males who will be lead astray by all this feminist, this, Shiloh that, don't marry feminists. Yet these same alpha males forming internet gangsters are there silently doing marriage rights for their feminist brides to be grin

Nairaland Misogynists who do nothing but badmouth feminism, see your future right here. grin
A Staunch feminist who will reset your brain awaits you as a wife.
You repeated the word "feminist" 8times,Sista its like this post is a nasty reminder of something serious oo!! odikwa very serios cheesy
RomanceRe: "If You Are Single At 35+ And Still Celebrating Birthdays, Shame On You" - Lady by sarcasticdude(m): 9:22am On Sep 28, 2018
ANGELMARVE:
You still don't understand my point.
Guys treasure good Ladies like eggs.
You talk about yahoo guys and irresponsible guys.
Do you know that there are some Yahoo guys that has one particular Lady that they treasure so much that they are planning to get married to?
A Lady they want to settle down with and stop doing internet scam and face a legit business all because of the safety and the love they have for this particular Lady?
No responsible guy will treat a Lady bad.
There are some bad guys that changed their ways because they fell in love, example is our very own Dbanj, 2face or even Davido.

There is this glory about responsible ladies with good characters that attracts guys that are willing to get married to them.
The Truth is that bad and irresponsible guys will always go to clubs to party with irresponsible ladies, they are attracted to that lady flashing her boobs and dressing almost nude.
You cannot dress irresponsible and you want responsible guys to approach you.


And my dear don't use unmarried Ladies like opera Winfrey as an example because Instagram and Facebook are fake, you have no idea the secret things they have done with their life.
Money is not everything my dear.
"Money is not everything,But everything needs money" cheesy
RomanceRe: "If You Are Single At 35+ And Still Celebrating Birthdays, Shame On You" - Lady by sarcasticdude(m): 9:02am On Sep 28, 2018
ANGELMARVE:
The truth they say is very bitter.
she is completely saying the truth. How can a responsible Lady not get married before the age of 35?
If she is not married before her 35th birthday, then her responsibility comes into question. It's either there is something from her pursuing men away or her case has gone spiritual.

You cannot tell me it's her career because as career minded as Beyonce and chimamanda are, "They are both happily married with kids"
That is because their various husbands find them responsible with good woman characters.
So as a Lady that is unmarried after 35, You seriously need to check your life and repair those traits that have drove men away.
I know popular women defenders like cococandy and Dominique will come to defend their nairaland unmarried females as usual but the truth is that both coco and Dominique are married, So the unmarried 35+ ladies need not to be deceived by their defensive words, You better go check up your life, go get married and have kids.
There is nothing more beautiful than seeing your Daughter or son calling you mommy, Mommy, mommy and your husband at your bed side every night.
Verily verily I say unto you,This Nigga talk sense cheesy
PoliticsRe: New Minimum Wage: FG Announces Decision On Workers’ Salary by sarcasticdude(m): 8:46am On Sep 28, 2018
“There are other critical stakeholders like the Cash
Management Department in Ministry of Finance and
others who are supposed to do their beat before we
can finalise



Ladies and gentlemen cheesy isn't this a roundabout method of saying "No work no pay"? cheesy
EducationRe: Check Out My Graduation Pictures After Five Years (photos) by sarcasticdude(m): 8:35am On Sep 28, 2018
omonla10:
Now this,. Is this in any way news worthy.. How much would I pay the mods to put my baby's birthday on Frontpage.
OMG!!! I was about to type something like this b4 seeing this.....anyways I second sha!!....make mod...come my inbox for business,I get somethings to push go frontpage cheesy
PoliticsRe: Photo Of Atiku Abubakar And Ademola Adeleke by sarcasticdude(m): 2:19pm On Sep 26, 2018
Adeleke: Baba all my campaign money don finish kpata-kpata

Atiku: U DEY MAD?!! HOW U TAKE FINISH AM SO FAST?!! SHEY U DEY EAT MONEY AS FOOD? U KNOW SAY U NO GET WAEC CERT cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: Senator Ademola Adeleke's Campaign Speech? Has Anyone Ever Listened To Him? by sarcasticdude(m): 12:52pm On Sep 25, 2018
Am confused is it campaign speech or campaign dance cheesy cheesy
HealthRe: Dangerous Habits That Can Damage Your Liver by sarcasticdude(m): 10:58am On Sep 24, 2018
Henjor48:
FELA & BOB MARLEY guy spotted.
Point of correction Fela smoked IGBO Bob Marley smoked Marijuana
cheesy cheesy
HealthRe: Dangerous Habits That Can Damage Your Liver by sarcasticdude(m): 10:58am On Sep 24, 2018
Henjor48:
FELA & BOB MARLEY guy spotted.
Point of correction Fela smoked IGBO Bob Marley smoked Marijuana
cheesy cheesy
HealthRe: Dangerous Habits That Can Damage Your Liver by sarcasticdude(m): 10:58am On Sep 24, 2018
Henjor48:
FELA & BOB MARLEY guy spotted.
Point of correction Fela smoked IGBO Bob Marley smoked Marijuana
cheesy cheesy
HealthRe: Dangerous Habits That Can Damage Your Liver by sarcasticdude(m): 10:55am On Sep 24, 2018
So try to get sound sleep of minimum eight
hours a day


Its like the doctor wey write this shiite no know say Boys are hungry and not smiling

SportsRe: FIFA World Player Of The Year To Be Announced Today by sarcasticdude(m): 9:15am On Sep 24, 2018
I don't know about other sections but u see dat 25% from media rep? Na CR7 get am.argue with ya keyboards
CelebritiesRe: Kizito Ovie Efeotor AKA Oga Kizito Slays In Photoshoot, Announces New Single by sarcasticdude(m): 6:54pm On Sep 22, 2018
fast rising up and coming cheesy
PoliticsRe: 57 Lagos APC Chairmen Back Sanwo-olu’s Governorship Ambition by sarcasticdude(m): 6:48pm On Sep 22, 2018
[s]the fear of tinubu is the beginning of wisdom[/s] cheesy cheesy cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Twerks On A Private Jet With Her Curvier Hips by sarcasticdude(m): 6:38pm On Sep 22, 2018
never here lipsrsealed
BusinessRe: Kunle Soname Biography, Age, Bet9ja Owner, Wife Kemi Soname, NetWorth, House by sarcasticdude(m): 12:39pm On Sep 22, 2018
Ferdinandu:
The risk taker here is Kunle the CEO of Bet9ja others like you are just dumb, to believe that staking 500 naira daily will one day fetch you millions that will Guarantee you financial freedom. Yes one or two or few will have that luck once in a lifetime. But why should you waste your time, resources, emotional stability on such a thing where probability is 1 in a million. There are better ways to take calculated risks and make it in life my friend not betting and lottery.
From ur post above anybody would see that you agree with my earlier post,dat only the risk-takers make it in life,so why the insults and long epistle? cheesy cheesy cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Who Is BNaira? Biography, Lifestyle, Net Worth, Age Of Adewale Adebayo by sarcasticdude(m): 9:10am On Sep 22, 2018
Nawa for this op o!! Err'thing na not yet verified,loading cheesy cheesy cheesy
BusinessRe: Kunle Soname Biography, Age, Bet9ja Owner, Wife Kemi Soname, NetWorth, House by sarcasticdude(m): 7:28am On Sep 22, 2018
Ferdinandu:
Sorry Lazy Nigerian youths, this is who his networth wiil continue rising if you continue on your betting habit, while your own networth will continue reducing until you become worthless. Earning a living through betting is a mirage most of you will never realise until it is too late
Lemme take this opportunity to clear u on this ur mentality IF U BELIEVE YOU CAN MAKE IT IN LIFE BY PLAYING IT SAFE EH? YOU WILL WORK TILL YOU DIE,every person dat made it big in life, have only one similar trait they were all RISK-TAKERS
CelebritiesRe: 99% Of All Hoes Made Their Money From Nigerian Men – Huddah Monroe by sarcasticdude(m): 9:24pm On Sep 20, 2018
Biglittlelois:
Thank God she said "hoes" not "ladies" cos 99% ladies are independent
99%huh Bhet why u just dey LIE like dis?
BusinessRe: 4 Things You Need To Make Money Online - Online Business Secrets by sarcasticdude(m): 7:21pm On Sep 18, 2018
dairykidd:
All u need is a Laptop Mifi Smartphone CC/GC worth at least $200 to buy starting tools Faith & perseverance...
You MUST konfam! cheesy grin
Carder spotted cheesy if u know u know
BusinessRe: 4 Things You Need To Make Money Online - Online Business Secrets by sarcasticdude(m): 7:19pm On Sep 18, 2018
ClixMaster:
The Mod the keeps pushing your threads to frontpage must be stvpid.
This guy wan chop ban sha!! Mods na human being like u oo! Not computer programs
RomanceRe: "I Have 20k Followers, They Follow Me Because Of My Big Breast" - Lady Says by sarcasticdude(m): 9:43pm On Sep 17, 2018
I remember a girl wey been dey follow me back then for high school,her bress big pass this one sef
PoliticsRe: Patrick Obahiagbon Picks APC Nomination Form For Senate (Photos) by sarcasticdude(m): 9:01am On Sep 16, 2018
becos of this man,I go dey watch senate chambers for NTAi now....... I am maniacally bewildered, overgassted and
flabberwhelmed at the paraplegic crinkum crankum
that characterised the Glo CAF awards culminating in
an odoriferous saga cum gargantuan gaga! The
jiggery-pokery of CAF in crowning Yaya Toure instead
of our very own prodigy John Obi Mikel is a veritable
bugaboo that must be pooh-poohed by all compos
mentis homo sapiens! The perfidy and Mendacity of
all the apparatchic of sports suzerainty is not only
repugnant but also insalubrious!


Mr crinkum crankum
CelebritiesRe: Cee-C Gets Her First Major Billboard In Lekki (Photos) by sarcasticdude(m): 8:26am On Sep 16, 2018
Lizilicious:
Very soon now we'll be reading something like "cee-c gets a new cat", "cee-c eats her first Eba", "cee-c bought her first black panties"...


Lemme come and be going sef
Jealousy thy name is lizzy
CrimeRe: Man Caught Defiling A 13-Year-Old Girl Inside Orile Market, Lagos by sarcasticdude(m): 10:03am On Sep 15, 2018
When u can fvck an olosho for as low as #500 naim dis fool do this kine thing? I'm not gonna judge cos nobe me holy pass,but next time broda #500 is enough to kpansh ekaite and co.

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