Politics › Re: Saraki Wins AIT Social Media Poll On Who Is A Greater Threat To Buhari by sarcasticdude(m): 5:25pm On Oct 03, 2018 |
Sarkin: Only corrupt satanic spawns and the jobless lazy aggressive idiotic pigs of bi@fr want this corrupt and clueless dimwit!
I want this Man to emerge the flag bearer for the satanic party of the jobless lazy aggressive idiotic pigs of bi@fr so that victory will be easier for Buhari.
Corrupt wailers that ass lick this demon can go to kwara state and tell if they want Nigeria to be that way. So u want Nigeria to be like this in the next 4yrs okwaya? now I see the problem of Nigerians |
Celebrities › Re: Skiibii & Broda Shaggi: I Don't Pay Tithes, Religion Nigeria Greatest Problem by sarcasticdude(m): 10:51pm On Oct 02, 2018 |
lloyds: Not paying tithes doesn't make you wiser than those honouring God with their income. . It's your choice and everything / seed has its reward in due time.
Giving God a little portion of your income shouldn't be a burden if you are a true lover of God.
Well, I know daddy freeze soldiers will come after me now, but the scriptures cannot be broken. God is good. If u can give me just one single evidence of the existence of christ and the authenticity of the bible,I'll shave my head bald |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Valencia: UCL (0 - 0) On 2nd October 2018 by sarcasticdude(m): 10:06pm On Oct 02, 2018 |
Larryslim: What's that? It's my opinion,just like you have the right to showcase your stupidity to the whole world by quoting my text, I also have the right to air my views about the situation of my club.. If you really had sense,you wouldn't have quoted my text! THIS GUY IS REALLY PAINED 
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Valencia: UCL (0 - 0) On 2nd October 2018 by sarcasticdude(m): 9:24pm On Oct 02, 2018 |
Larryslim: I've been supporting this club for more than a decade and this is the first time I'll wish we lose,even during the Moyes tenure I didn't ever wish the team lose.. After the game against Derby county, I made a vow to myself not to watch any of the games again till they prove themselves and funny enough they lost the next game and I really pray they lose this.. Jose Mourinho needs to leave this club before things become worse,I won't have a problem with Carrick or McKenna taking over till the end of the season.. Jose isn't a manager but a coach, he is Toxic,arrogant and doesn't take the blame for anything.. Last season when man city were playing fantastic football,who took all the credit, Guordiola! When L'pool lost a certain game last season,JK came out and said he takes these blame for the loss because he's the manager,but Mr special one will never do that,all he talks about his the three titles he has won,and the two UCL he won when football was still played backward,a manager that said when he knew Jones was the next to take the PK,he knew we've lost,wtf is that? Jose Mourinho third season syndrome is Real A.F and the biggest problem we did was to offer him a new contract after last season.. #JoseOut! LAMENTATIONS OF A PAINED FAN  |
Crime › Re: Archibong Edet Found Dead In Hotel With Fred Kolawole After Taking Sex Drug by sarcasticdude(m): 5:13pm On Oct 02, 2018 |
Nairaland and sex-enhancing/fake News
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Celebrities › Re: Maheeda Introduces Leemisola As Her Goddaughter, With Her Nude Painting Video by sarcasticdude(m): 11:42pm On Oct 01, 2018 |
I just pray for the time when these social celebs will be posting their nude stark naked  instead of all these cover-up  we go dey Bleep olosho for as low as #300,make  make I still dey alive that time be my prayer 
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Romance › Re: Wedding Of Shurri Baby, Feminist Who Hates Nigerian Men by sarcasticdude(m): 6:27pm On Sep 30, 2018 |
Daeylar: This just shows that Nairaland Men are nothing but hypocrites and keyboard warriors. I thought they love ranting that if you are a feminist, Shiloh will be your portion, no man will marry you blah blah blah, But look at here.  See a staunch feminist(or is she even a misandrist? ) someone who even says she hates men, getting married and they are shamelessly trying to twist it to favour them, better hide your heads in shame. This just shows that at the end of the day these keyboard warriors aka internet gangstars will have on choice but to log out, face reality and realise that the feminist they claim to hate online will be the woman they will marry. I just pity all these upcoming Alpha males who will be lead astray by all this feminist, this, Shiloh that, don't marry feminists. Yet these same alpha males forming internet gangsters are there silently doing marriage rights for their feminist brides to be 
Nairaland Misogynists who do nothing but badmouth feminism, see your future right here.  A Staunch feminist who will reset your brain awaits you as a wife. You repeated the word "feminist" 8times,Sista its like this post is a nasty reminder of something serious oo!! odikwa very serios  |
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Romance › Re: "If You Are Single At 35+ And Still Celebrating Birthdays, Shame On You" - Lady by sarcasticdude(m): 9:22am On Sep 28, 2018 |
ANGELMARVE: You still don't understand my point. Guys treasure good Ladies like eggs. You talk about yahoo guys and irresponsible guys. Do you know that there are some Yahoo guys that has one particular Lady that they treasure so much that they are planning to get married to? A Lady they want to settle down with and stop doing internet scam and face a legit business all because of the safety and the love they have for this particular Lady? No responsible guy will treat a Lady bad. There are some bad guys that changed their ways because they fell in love, example is our very own Dbanj, 2face or even Davido.
There is this glory about responsible ladies with good characters that attracts guys that are willing to get married to them. The Truth is that bad and irresponsible guys will always go to clubs to party with irresponsible ladies, they are attracted to that lady flashing her boobs and dressing almost nude. You cannot dress irresponsible and you want responsible guys to approach you.
And my dear don't use unmarried Ladies like opera Winfrey as an example because Instagram and Facebook are fake, you have no idea the secret things they have done with their life. Money is not everything my dear. "Money is not everything,But everything needs money"  |
Romance › Re: "If You Are Single At 35+ And Still Celebrating Birthdays, Shame On You" - Lady by sarcasticdude(m): 9:02am On Sep 28, 2018 |
ANGELMARVE: The truth they say is very bitter. she is completely saying the truth. How can a responsible Lady not get married before the age of 35? If she is not married before her 35th birthday, then her responsibility comes into question. It's either there is something from her pursuing men away or her case has gone spiritual. You cannot tell me it's her career because as career minded as Beyonce and chimamanda are, "They are both happily married with kids" That is because their various husbands find them responsible with good woman characters. So as a Lady that is unmarried after 35, You seriously need to check your life and repair those traits that have drove men away. I know popular women defenders like cococandy and Dominique will come to defend their nairaland unmarried females as usual but the truth is that both coco and Dominique are married, So the unmarried 35+ ladies need not to be deceived by their defensive words, You better go check up your life, go get married and have kids. There is nothing more beautiful than seeing your Daughter or son calling you mommy, Mommy, mommy and your husband at your bed side every night. Verily verily I say unto you,This Nigga talk sense  |
Politics › Re: New Minimum Wage: FG Announces Decision On Workers’ Salary by sarcasticdude(m): 8:46am On Sep 28, 2018 |
“There are other critical stakeholders like the Cash Management Department in Ministry of Finance and others who are supposed to do their beat before we can finaliseLadies and gentlemen isn't this a roundabout method of saying "No work no pay"?  |
Education › Re: Check Out My Graduation Pictures After Five Years (photos) by sarcasticdude(m): 8:35am On Sep 28, 2018 |
omonla10: Now this,. Is this in any way news worthy.. How much would I pay the mods to put my baby's birthday on Frontpage. OMG!!! I was about to type something like this b4 seeing this.....anyways I second sha!!....make mod...come my inbox for business,I get somethings to push go frontpage  |
Politics › Re: Photo Of Atiku Abubakar And Ademola Adeleke by sarcasticdude(m): 2:19pm On Sep 26, 2018 |
Adeleke: Baba all my campaign money don finish kpata-kpataAtiku: U DEY MAD?!! HOW U TAKE FINISH AM SO FAST?!! SHEY U DEY EAT MONEY AS FOOD? U KNOW SAY U NO GET WAEC CERT  |
Politics › Re: Senator Ademola Adeleke's Campaign Speech? Has Anyone Ever Listened To Him? by sarcasticdude(m): 12:52pm On Sep 25, 2018 |
Am confused is it campaign speech or campaign dance  |
Health › Re: Dangerous Habits That Can Damage Your Liver by sarcasticdude(m): 10:58am On Sep 24, 2018 |
Henjor48: FELA & BOB MARLEY guy spotted. Point of correction
Fela smoked IGBO
Bob Marley smoked Marijuana
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Health › Re: Dangerous Habits That Can Damage Your Liver by sarcasticdude(m): 10:58am On Sep 24, 2018 |
Henjor48: FELA & BOB MARLEY guy spotted. Point of correction
Fela smoked IGBO
Bob Marley smoked Marijuana
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Health › Re: Dangerous Habits That Can Damage Your Liver by sarcasticdude(m): 10:58am On Sep 24, 2018 |
Henjor48: FELA & BOB MARLEY guy spotted. Point of correction
Fela smoked IGBO
Bob Marley smoked Marijuana
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Health › Re: Dangerous Habits That Can Damage Your Liver by sarcasticdude(m): 10:55am On Sep 24, 2018 |
So try to get sound sleep of minimum eight hours a day
Its like the doctor wey write this shiite no know say Boys are hungry and not smiling
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Sports › Re: FIFA World Player Of The Year To Be Announced Today by sarcasticdude(m): 9:15am On Sep 24, 2018 |
I don't know about other sections but u see dat 25% from media rep? Na CR7 get am.argue with ya keyboards |
Celebrities › Re: Kizito Ovie Efeotor AKA Oga Kizito Slays In Photoshoot, Announces New Single by sarcasticdude(m): 6:54pm On Sep 22, 2018 |
fast rising up and coming  |
Politics › Re: 57 Lagos APC Chairmen Back Sanwo-olu’s Governorship Ambition by sarcasticdude(m): 6:48pm On Sep 22, 2018 |
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Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa Twerks On A Private Jet With Her Curvier Hips by sarcasticdude(m): 6:38pm On Sep 22, 2018 |
never here  |
Business › Re: Kunle Soname Biography, Age, Bet9ja Owner, Wife Kemi Soname, NetWorth, House by sarcasticdude(m): 12:39pm On Sep 22, 2018 |
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Celebrities › Re: Who Is BNaira? Biography, Lifestyle, Net Worth, Age Of Adewale Adebayo by sarcasticdude(m): 9:10am On Sep 22, 2018 |
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Business › Re: Kunle Soname Biography, Age, Bet9ja Owner, Wife Kemi Soname, NetWorth, House by sarcasticdude(m): 7:28am On Sep 22, 2018 |
Ferdinandu: Sorry Lazy Nigerian youths, this is who his networth wiil continue rising if you continue on your betting habit, while your own networth will continue reducing until you become worthless. Earning a living through betting is a mirage most of you will never realise until it is too late Lemme take this opportunity to clear u on this ur mentality IF U BELIEVE YOU CAN MAKE IT IN LIFE BY PLAYING IT SAFE EH? YOU WILL WORK TILL YOU DIE,every person dat made it big in life, have only one similar trait they were all RISK-TAKERS |
Celebrities › Re: 99% Of All Hoes Made Their Money From Nigerian Men – Huddah Monroe by sarcasticdude(m): 9:24pm On Sep 20, 2018 |
Biglittlelois: Thank God she said "hoes" not "ladies" cos 99% ladies are independent 99%  Bhet why u just dey LIE like dis? |
Business › Re: 4 Things You Need To Make Money Online - Online Business Secrets by sarcasticdude(m): 7:21pm On Sep 18, 2018 |
dairykidd: All u need is a
Laptop
Mifi
Smartphone
CC/GC worth at least $200 to buy starting tools
Faith & perseverance...
You MUST konfam!
 Carder spotted  if u know u know |
Business › Re: 4 Things You Need To Make Money Online - Online Business Secrets by sarcasticdude(m): 7:19pm On Sep 18, 2018 |
ClixMaster: The Mod the keeps pushing your threads to frontpage must be stvpid. This guy wan chop ban sha!! Mods na human being like u oo! Not computer programs |
Romance › Re: "I Have 20k Followers, They Follow Me Because Of My Big Breast" - Lady Says by sarcasticdude(m): 9:43pm On Sep 17, 2018 |
I remember a girl wey been dey follow me back then for high school,her bress big pass this one sef |
Politics › Re: Patrick Obahiagbon Picks APC Nomination Form For Senate (Photos) by sarcasticdude(m): 9:01am On Sep 16, 2018 |
becos of this man,I go dey watch senate chambers for NTAi now....... I am maniacally bewildered, overgassted and flabberwhelmed at the paraplegic crinkum crankum that characterised the Glo CAF awards culminating in an odoriferous saga cum gargantuan gaga! The jiggery-pokery of CAF in crowning Yaya Toure instead of our very own prodigy John Obi Mikel is a veritable bugaboo that must be pooh-poohed by all compos mentis homo sapiens! The perfidy and Mendacity of all the apparatchic of sports suzerainty is not only repugnant but also insalubrious!
Mr crinkum crankum |
Celebrities › Re: Cee-C Gets Her First Major Billboard In Lekki (Photos) by sarcasticdude(m): 8:26am On Sep 16, 2018 |
Lizilicious: Very soon now we'll be reading something like "cee-c gets a new cat", "cee-c eats her first Eba", "cee-c bought her first black panties"...
Lemme come and be going sef Jealousy thy name is lizzy |
Crime › Re: Man Caught Defiling A 13-Year-Old Girl Inside Orile Market, Lagos by sarcasticdude(m): 10:03am On Sep 15, 2018 |
When u can fvck an olosho for as low as #500 naim dis fool do this kine thing? I'm not gonna judge cos nobe me holy pass,but next time broda #500 is enough to kpansh ekaite and co. |