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CelebritiesRe: Motunrayo Fela Kuti: I Dislike Davido And His Kind Of Music - Fela's Daughter by sarcasticdude(m): 12:23am On Sep 15, 2018
Walahi this chick been dey make sense until dat That’s why I love Nicki Minaj; if you listen to her
hardcore songs you’ll get a lot of intelligence from
it


She must be high for saying dat
CareerRe: Pot-Bellied Nigerian Police Officers: Police Commission Worried by sarcasticdude(m): 12:13am On Sep 15, 2018
This Op go sabi comedy die,I don laff troway my Bia(beer) lmao

Christianity EtcRe: David Ibiyeomie Welcomes Bishop Oyedepo As He Dedicates CIA by sarcasticdude(m): 8:36am On Sep 14, 2018
Mr2wealth:
Can ordinary church members afford to send their child/children to this school? huh

I beg nah question I ask oh. angry

Sorry, gullible members' explanations are not accepted. cool
1st sensible post
PoliticsRe: Saraki: Apc’s Nightmare, Presidency’s Mortal Fear By Jude Ndukwe by sarcasticdude(m): 8:18am On Sep 14, 2018
FX:
I go quote you jare. You be man wey sabi.

Saraki has everything it takes. How can any reasonable person not vote for Saraki against the backward, incoherent, unintelligent, wimpish, technophobic, reactive, blind and clumsy PMB.
Chai see Grammar,I Fit BET my Ex-gf PaPa Say Buhari no know the meaning of one single word wey u use dia,na the kine Person wey we Vote,After my ex-Gf Buhari na the worst decision wey I don make for my life
CelebritiesRe: I'm Afraid Of Failure And Poverty - Funke Akindele Reveals by sarcasticdude(m): 7:56am On Sep 14, 2018
miracood:
u are not afraid of goin to hellhuh


let me tell u poverty is noting to be sacred of!!!
Where is Natural Selection When u need it mtchheewwww!!!

PoliticsRe: Saraki: Apc’s Nightmare, Presidency’s Mortal Fear By Jude Ndukwe by sarcasticdude(m): 7:51am On Sep 14, 2018
Truth is in every ramification,if PDP really want a good shot at the presidency? They'll have to choose saraki,cos he's got it all,his younger,vibrant,has fresher ideas,good educational and political background.Abeg Saraki has what it takes to beat dat Lifeless Pig Jarey!!!

PS don't quote me abeg!! Its too early!!
CelebritiesRe: Nina To Return The Phone Tonto Dikeh Gave Her, As She Fires Back At Bobrisky by sarcasticdude(m): 7:52am On Sep 13, 2018
Tonto=average rated actress if not third rate,failed at music,NiNA=sells wigs and other things wey I never know,allegedly known as an hoelosho(socialite) the boss BOBRISKY=no acting or singing skills but somehow,these people manage to get famous,till this day,I haven't the faintest idea how they came into the limelight
CelebritiesRe: Nina To Return The Phone Tonto Dikeh Gave Her, As She Fires Back At Bobrisky by sarcasticdude(m): 7:48am On Sep 13, 2018
Chai,na Buhari,and these set of untalented controversial fvcks dey make fp now
PoliticsRe: Amaechi: "Nigerians Will Enjoy 24-Hour Power Supply If Buhari Is Re-elected" by sarcasticdude(m): 6:12pm On Sep 12, 2018
If u believe this? Then I have this to say

CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Appreciates Naomi Campbell As She Rocks Star Boy Top by sarcasticdude(m): 6:08pm On Sep 12, 2018
[quote author=Dudeweedlmao post=71139739 Some comments look sensible until you think about them.[/quote]This nigga funny ahswear grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Beverly Osu Smoking Dressed As A Catholic Nun by sarcasticdude(m): 5:41pm On Sep 12, 2018
cyrilamx:
you are damn wrong. Some of greatest achievements in science were done by religious men who believed their faith helped their successes. the first European Universities were built by the Catholic church. Oxford, Cambridge, university of Paris, Bologna, Louvene and others. most international laws today are offshoot of Catholic laws. The magna carter which Britain celebrate today was made possible by the Church. The present Civil Calender we all use was a Reform of ancient calender by Pope Gregory XIII..that why it is called Gregorian calender. need i say more? one of the most brilliant Scientists of modern Era; American Tecla died a celibate cos of his religious conviction. agreed men and women of the church have been less than christian in their act, but it will be deception to say Religion hasnt impacted positively in the world. Go read the book how the Catholic Church aided western civilisation.
Estableaching schools is a now a scientic achievement abi? I'll just leave you with a quote from blaise pascal
Belief is a wise wager. Granted that faith
cannot be proved, what harm will come
to you if you gamble on its truth and it
proves false? If you gain, you gain all; if
you lose, you lose nothing. Wager, then,
without hesitation, that He exists
CrimeRe: 2 Robbers Caught And Stripped Unclad In Agbor, Delta (Photos) by sarcasticdude(m): 5:35pm On Sep 12, 2018
BigSarah:
It's. Called braces undecided
Sista know-it-all
CelebritiesRe: Duncan Mighty Collaborates With D’banj In New Music by sarcasticdude(m): 5:28pm On Sep 12, 2018
They just wanna bring down this nigga by every means necessary
CrimeRe: 2 Robbers Caught And Stripped Unclad In Agbor, Delta (Photos) by sarcasticdude(m): 5:06pm On Sep 12, 2018
BigSarah:
Why paint the eye candy sad angry I deserve to see some eye candy embarassed
Check signature wink
That teeth ehn? grin
CrimeRe: 2 Robbers Caught And Stripped Unclad In Agbor, Delta (Photos) by sarcasticdude(m): 5:06pm On Sep 12, 2018
BigSarah:
Why paint the eye candy sad angry I deserve to see some eye candy embarassed
Check signature wink
That teeth ehn? grin
PoliticsRe: I Have No Problem With Tinubu - Ambode Speaks On Rift by sarcasticdude(m): 4:45pm On Sep 12, 2018
grin
SportsRe: Mark Knight Accused Of Racism For Drawing Serena Williams Cartoon by sarcasticdude(m): 4:13pm On Sep 12, 2018
Hmmm
RomanceRe: Can You Marry A Retired Prostitute? [video] - Watch Reactions by sarcasticdude(m): 3:37pm On Sep 12, 2018
Rubbish every other nigerian girl of this present generation are all whores,even if na ur BF,for as long as he hasn't paid ur dowry,any money he gives u,na payment.u like hate me for writing this just know dat-I don't give a flying fvck


#nofucksgiven
PoliticsRe: Omosede Igbinedion Congratulates Femi Otedola As "Next Governor Of Lagos" by sarcasticdude(m): 9:44am On Sep 12, 2018
Damseldammie:
And the game just started... I'm watching in corning gorilla glass
Kai

CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Beverly Osu Smoking Dressed As A Catholic Nun by sarcasticdude(m): 9:02am On Sep 12, 2018
Until we break free from Religion,we will never develop as a nation,if u think am wrong please give me concrete reasons,No insults please
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Reacts To Teebillz ‘Spiritual Maintenance’ Post On Instagram by sarcasticdude(m): 2:37pm On Sep 10, 2018
hahahahahaha:
People actually keep up with celebrities life? I would blow my brains out if i'm forced to even think about them. How do you guys do it? Hats off sha.
Joblessness would do that to you
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by sarcasticdude(m): 2:25pm On Sep 10, 2018
Too many but lemme share this one.
Twas back in high school when me,my crush and a couple of classmates were doing our usual group discussion,one guy said something funny and when I laughed,Thick mucus gushed outta my nose

chai I wanted to kee mysef dat day
PoliticsRe: TraderMoni: Why We Are Giving N10,000 Collateral Free Loans – Presidency by sarcasticdude(m): 2:07pm On Sep 10, 2018
nymphomaniac:
Really don't know if the PVC number is true...the scheme looks too good to be true sha in the sense that the government can't just let 10k go like that without getting something in return ni...
1st sensible post on this thread
big ups grin
CelebritiesRe: Depression: 'I Can't Escape This Pain' - Wale Breaks Down Again by sarcasticdude(m): 11:11am On Sep 10, 2018
franchasng:
you know whyhuh as a man, two things can make u break down:

1.) when u are financially broke and everything u try to do to make money fails, it can break any man cry

2.) when u think u are a handsome rich guy that owns the world and one useless mgbeke u managed to love come break your heart by leaving u to sleep with one broke ass dude that's totally below your class, mhen, it can kill a man shocked

Then as a lady:

1.) when u think u are a hot beautiful lady and everybody including your friends tells u that and then u are approaching 35yrs and no serious man in your life, no solid love life, no foreseeable one coming and your ugly mates and friends are getting married to amazing men and building happy homes, it can make any lady to commit suicide cry

2.) you love a guy, you try everything u can for him to notice u, he isn't noticing u at all...he is busy carrying different girls u know u are finer than and classier than yet he keeps treating u like poo, this can break any lady no matter her class

3.) as a lady, u are fine, you have sexy shape, u don't demand money or stuff from guys, u treat them well yet, they treat u like thrash; they form lovey dovey to get u, once u agree, they sleep with u left right center, and the next thing, they dump u like hot akara, and u keep seeing them balling big and rolling with hotter chicks without sending you...you try to forgive and forget and move on, then another nice guy with all the qualities u dream of come again, again, he gets u to open your legs, he pounds u harder harder, u scream, next, he is nowhere to be found...he stops calling, picks your call seldom, ah, this is why many ladies kill somebody o...some have turned man hater because of this life cycle....sister, take it to God in prayer...he can do all things cry
Walahi girls no go like thing wey dis nigga post
CelebritiesRe: Depression: 'I Can't Escape This Pain' - Wale Breaks Down Again by sarcasticdude(m): 11:04am On Sep 10, 2018
Truth is blacks in general not only nigerians see depression as a white person's sickness,depression is real,but lemme share my opinion on this Wale Matter,depression doesn't have a definite cure if u ask me,religion doesn't do it anymore,family helps some not all cos some families can frustrate especially if dem poor.My advice is for this nigga to find something/someone/cause worth living for cause truly NO ONES GOT YO BACK
EducationRe: Top 7 Things To Know Before Going To The University by sarcasticdude(m): 7:51am On Sep 10, 2018
holywahala19:
Did you just smell the Euroshuh Don't worry. Is me smelling cash!


Trafford rich guy. Lamborghini. Richer than BillGates
grin
Na so e dey take start
EducationRe: Top 7 Things To Know Before Going To The University by sarcasticdude(m): 7:51am On Sep 10, 2018
holywahala19:
Did you just smell the Euroshuh Don't worry. Is me smelling cash!


Trafford rich guy. Lamborghini. Richer than BillGates
grin
Na so e dey take start
EducationRe: Top 7 Things To Know Before Going To The University by sarcasticdude(m): 7:49am On Sep 10, 2018
grin
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Doesn't Pay His Sons School Fees - 1st & 2nd Baby Mamas Reveal by sarcasticdude(m): 9:04pm On Sep 09, 2018
Kolombz:
This lady must be very jobless.She is always looking for every opportunity to bash wizkid.It is her type who constitute a nuisance to their man through their incessant habit of nagging.
Mind you I don't in any way support wizkid's negligent and slapdash manner in which he is treating his son.In fact he is very daft and tactless for behaving like that.
With that said,the best thing for her to do is to just forget about wizkid completely and devote her time and resource into something productive that will help her raise her son as a single parent since wizkid has proved that he is not reliable instead of deriding wizkid every now and then.
This her puerile antics will not change anything.The quicker she realises that and become independent of wizkid,the better for her.One thing I know is that wizkid will one day regret this.I hope when he does it won't be too late.
Na wa oo!! Some fifu can take panadol for another person's headache oo!!,na becos of this matter u kon take write this epistlle?

Baba God make I blow sotey nairalanders sef go dey ontop my matter 24/7

If I no kon get money wetin I kno gain?
RomanceRe: The Girls That Washed Your Smelling Boxers, Sent Nudes, Which One Did You Marry? by sarcasticdude(m): 8:53pm On Sep 09, 2018
Please how can I spot a virgin in nigeria?
CelebritiesRe: Jamil Balogun Cute In New Photos Shared By His Mother, Tiwa Savage by sarcasticdude(m): 6:20pm On Sep 09, 2018
Nairaland sef ehhn? If u comment they'll know ur around,if u share,mention or even like them go know,what annoys me the most is dat if u just click read foolish comments and ignore, they will still know u viewed the thread

CAN'T SOMEBODY VIEW NAIRALAND DISCREETLY AGAIN?

In other news Togo is killing my 79k ticket
PoliticsRe: Ibb's 3 Months Is Better Than Your 3 Years- Hon Kadade Replied Osibanjo by sarcasticdude(m): 5:52pm On Sep 09, 2018
FP straight grin

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