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brize:
nairaland posts/op getting worst everyday

i swear down

"do u usually swallow when giving ur b.f fella.tio, cause girl ur mouth *****"

of course you neva actually say such.....
a simple gift is enough to pass the message across.

bow legged with curves??

the pictures running thru my head arent pretty in any sense of the word

Bwon:
tuface tells the story

the modern day Abraham.

one of the things i always tried to avoid, back when i was an avid church goer, was church parole...

it always felt like a slap on God's face.

oh well

what do hoes want ??
what do feminists want ??
what do traditional women want ??
what do religious women want ??
what do ambitious women want??

Bwon:
but trust me bitshes wud always come for it

hell yeah...

"be fruitful and multiply"..

waiting for the bashes
waiting for the bashes
waiting for the bashes

saying "it is mine and no one else's. All b!tches, better fvck off"

abbacar:
about 80% girls i have dated and i have dated quite alot (NOT BRAGGING) claimed they are virgins but when i get in there, mah broda i fit decided to pack enter dere the spacious nature of the place go accomodate all my properties.....97% of girls dat claim are virgins especially the churchee type( cell leaders,, youth leaders, choir mistress, usher....etc) if dem show u dere thru colour u will b shocked with disbelief wen u see them speaking in tongues...

mah guy....is either she sees u as maga or she sees u as one chance ....with the high rate of broken marriages within 3 to 5 years of marriage due .to infidelity and childlessness.....the fact is we live in a very sexually awkward time in mans histroy...people engaging in sex with minor and marrying them and seeing nothing wrong with that......back to ur matter....is it when u marry u guys find out u arent sexually compartible and u start looking for option two...bamm...marriage done scather......or after five years of marriage no child not even pregnancy .....and a medical text proves she is barren cause of her past life u dont know abt....then u turn prayer warrior and make pastors rich while u loss weight from fasting asking God to replace a reproductive organ he put in there in the first place..(that is if u want to remain in the marriage)...that is why ur mate get their wives to be one month pregenant bfore the wedding.....

well imagine this ! do you have a problem going to the market and cooking a soup for u to eat when the appropriate time comes....while another comes in an finishes everything and leaves just the dirty dishes for u to deal with.....imagine when u want to eat and it is the appropraite time this happens to u.....if u can stand dis well u have ur answer ; if u cant u also know the answer.....remember the scorching sun when u went to d market and the stress it took to make the food for u to eat only to find out another has been eating the food u prepared and saved for ur self....
hope u know on ur wedding night u findout ur babe no be virgin....u will never trust her no mata wat she says....u b in ur office wondering if another guy dey service ur wife; u go suspect the gate man self
actually dat alone is grounds for divorce...if she lied to u to get u to trust and marry her..
ps....she might be a virgin.....and if truly u want to marry her take her to a doctor specialized in this aspect and they would tell you if she is or she is not..love doesnt mean common sense has expired o......infact any babe dat has lied will clear u say bros i no be virgin...so many ways to kill a rat without breaking the clay pot

chai.....so people still get emotional and interpersonal intelligence like this guy....

barman, 28 origin for this my sensible man

Somebody needs a dose of reality

Depends on what kinda dude u are.

You can use ur hand to do manual labour. I hear working with ur hands is one of the most satisfying things to do.

After all, he who does not work should not eat

No offence, but this is very wack!!!!
Try defending urself with this line admist progressive, intelligence people.
Just try it.

Them sha wan revive dis guy career by force.
First it was the roast. Now a movie. What next??
Make dem sabi say justin surname nor be lazarus o.

babyfaceafrica:
Even though I have issues with mugabe ,I feel he is a true African who refuse to lick ass lke some Nigerian leaders..

True talk.....
I used to unconditionally respect mandela and hate
ghadaffi, but recently I've been seeing things from another point of view......

Public and international disgrace is one way of handling nitwits like the zulu king.

Oga....do u wanna marry yet, or is she pressuring u to marry??

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

that title reeks of a possible misunderstanding....

this thread is begging for ethnic posturing...

no be today e dey happen.

one of my friends friends was deflowered by her cousin, and they kept "making love" until their grandmother found out......

she still tells me he was her one true love..



nothing wey man nor go see..

So they want to stylishly appease us??

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#sings war chant while surreptiously going to get his own DSTV

This thread reminds me of those old films set in the village.

Everyone comes out to debate the 'evils' of one person and decide whether or not to banish the person.

Since that can't happen here, I really don't see any use of this thread.

Rokiatu wouldn't change, no matter the huffs and puffs. Frankly, I'd be disappointed if she did. Variety is important. Not everyone has to follow a set model or transverse the beaten path.

As for the op of this thread, I think he's just trying to be funny, not knowing that such ways lost relevance in the 1990s. 'Nuff said on that.

#mods, do NOT close this thread. Most of the insults r crude and dated, but the few ones that r sophisticated r truly tear inspiring. For the sake of the insults, past, present and future, don't close it. Anyone who doesn't have a thick skin/is a pacifist shouldn't be here anyway.

ednut1:
selfie of the backside

I see.
The names these people come up with....

I'm hoping for 'velfie' tho....

so long as she doesnt know ur thought process, ur good to follow this

belfie

youmour:
On a real though,Rokiatu who dey straff u?

so wrong, yet so funny

sinaj:
*yawns*

my exact sentiment....

just how recent is this report anyway??

ifyan:
And let people die like chicken.

My bro know this situation like this needs strong hand.

Thank me later. .....

You know. .....

one cannot poison one's daughter to punish a cheating mother.


it is a dire situation, i agree, but i believe closing down their businesses would have unfavorable repercussions on our economy on the short term, and we cant afford that now.