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iykeaniogbe:
yep. *Hw to love-vendor a butterfly* d album is cool.

love vendor?? Nairaland don kill person o..

what's ur fave song there??

i admit i was first pissed at this.....

then i read naijaboy's comment, and immediately got it..

thumb's up, o.p n naijaboy!!!!

iykeaniogbe:
hahahah know ur self *running tru d 6 with my woes* dat a nice one.. Well my best track is LEGEND..

"oh my lawd.....oh my lwad....if i die, i'm a legend".....yeah, that's a dop.e one..
heard kendrick's new album yet??

oge4real:
Hope he also attempts to die on the cross soon.

for some reason, she looks angry to me.

oh well

if its about throwing stones......both religions have it aplenty..

well, what can we say?? i believe man needs spirituality to be complete.

no offence, but they kinda look like children to me....

and yes, they do bleach A LOT. bleaching and plastic surgery is almost like a rite of passage to them.

depends.....

have i/she been suffering under the cloud of "friendzone" ??
coz that would cause wahala as she/i would expect me/her to date her/me.....

if we r both strictly platonic, nothing spoil. the friendship continues.
it might be the start of a beautiful friends-with-benefits situation tho.

TheSonOfMark:

The lady in question knew it was plain cynicism and certainly not midwived out of contempt for her. You certainly understood that too so why should I hurl invectives at you, dude? I ONLY ATTACK THOSE WHO MAKE SILLY COMMENTS. Take that as a compliment.

glad u see it maturely..

happy Sunday.

iykeaniogbe:
hahahhA dat one na old song nw since last year.. I have almost 10 songs of PND.. He is also a producer. Produces most of drakes hit track in his latest album *If u are reading dis its too late*

i didnt know u were a PND buff too........
drake's mixtape was really dope. my best song there was "know urself".

what's urs??

TheSonOfMark:
Isn't it ironic that "BUSTY" is written across your top but you are the very opposite?

your cynical and vituperative remarks make you sound more like TheSonOfCain....

*sighs* if you can, try to take it as a tongue-in-cheek comment.....if not, well, i'll prolly get insulted.

this iss so ridiculus that it doesnt merit a response...

so amma just shut it..

iykeaniogbe:
Hmmm PND has dis unique catchy voice.. The whole OVO guys are good.Thumbs up to Drake

yeah....drake's foresight is good
PND and the weeknd r canadians...


have u heard PND ft Drake's "recognise"??

layway:
Op Justin bieber is no longer a teen he his 21

he still looks like a lil girl..

seen the justin bieber roast??

they served his a$$ real good.

sladimeji:
I understand...d worst type is even when her mother invites u to sleep over

na gba kamu be dat one o.....

Lala247:
So it will work right

it prolly will....

except if the dude jelqs or does kegel exercises.

i think it only fits light guys....

with dark fellows, it simply looks like someone has a bleeding mouth.......

thats why i get annoyed when girls tell me i have pink lips.

dafuq?? dat aint a compliment to me....

a PSL, now that's a compliment

familyzone.....that magical prison that u can NEVER come out of..

at least with friend zone, small chance still dey, even if it is 0.00000001%

family zone?? never

hmm....

hmm....

hehehehe......

perfectly timed photos..

cant knock it

hehehe.....

that's fvcked up..

some funny ass shii

somebody is playing a fast one on her...

beautiful?? yes..
rihanna's doppelganger?? hell no!!

your friend must be a kid....

that she had sex on the first date doesnt mean that she aint serious...

some gals just dont like serenre...

let him judge based on her character, not the consummation of passion..

iykeaniogbe:
that guy na badt guy nw.. Slow poison no wonder he wrote some sound track on 50 shades of grey..

yes o!!! $ex while listening to his songs takes you to anoda realm.....maybe its just me, sha.

partynextdoor is also good...but he adds more rap, melodyne and trap music to his sounds, so the effects are not as rapturous..

Enoquin:
Lmao. Reminds me of the last wedding I attended where the MC was mis-yarning.

There was a hitch with the food, people were seated but no food. The MC because of this tried to pass time. When the food finally arrived.
He apologised for taking time and said "I had to deliberately waste time for the couple because the food hadn't arrived yet, now it has"
I listened with my mouth agape.
He referred to the chief bridesmaid as a housegirl, so intermittently, you would hear him say 'housegirl, pick that stuff for the bride'
He called the groom's dance a 'coackroach' or 'scorpion' dance; I cannot remember which he actually used and said the groom's dance was a disgrace to mankind.

that guy deserves to be beaten up......

cockroach?? on my wedding day??

Mbanu

beautiful.....vey beautiful

i didnt getb some of the references and analogies tho.......especially the one of the GSM and male callers.

splendid job

a real niqqa bears his heart to the people of nairaland, and got flayed for his efforts..

op, take heart.....
dont worry about gals jare. Go become a monk or something.
who knows?? u may be the next Gregor Mendel.