₦airaland Forum

HNIC:
A star is born
2-1

WENGER, sign him!!!!!

koreaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

r231:
. . . . . Okay here is the question:

"Would you date a 'single' pregnant lady?" emphasis on the word "SINGLE",

HELL fuckin NO.
Pregnant women make me queasy.

I think we can ALL agree now that Arsene Wenger is a serial w@nker for selling Gilberto Silva. . . . . .
The guy has been absolutely fantastic since he left Arsenal.


GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

ELANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


What a PASS!!!!!!

chamotex:
Sauron, did you see Maicon crying after the goal?
That is what I'm talking about . . . . . . passion!!!
That's someone that's won arguably every trophy in football minus the WC.

So who in our team is most likely to cry after scoring a goal?
Taiye Taiwo or Etuhu?

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLL


MAICONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN


JABULANI fuckks the Koreans up!!!!!

Phewwwwwwwwwwwwww

KAKA gets a freekick on the edge of the box.
This is going IN.


JABULANI lets Bastos down.

chamotex:
It doesnt look like they will get tired any time soon.
14/1? So whats the odd for fulltime then?

Kool 28/1.

I just punt 20 pounds on that.
I don win 300 pounds already. I can afford to take risks.

Fkinell. . . . . . .It just shortened to 18/5. . . . .From a massive 28/1.
I just updated now. Mennnnnn, i fuccked up.

chamotex:
Either way . . . they will still die

Haha. . . . . . . .They are defending with their LIVES.
It's like having 10 JS Parks in your team.
Who go score against you?
At this rate, they might even nick one on the other end. . . . .They are fit enough to wear Brazil out.


On another note. . . . .

0-0 at half time. . . . .
Sauron don nab pay from WilliamHill(14/1).

chamotex:
SOmeone said they are likely to be executed by their government if they lose this game.  
Against Brazil? That's like a death sentence.

That's not the gist. . . . . .
Whoever scores an own goal will be executed and his family will be sent to their concentration camps where Prisoners grow their own food to survive.

jalether:
Some footie illiterate still regards him as a world class player. smh

Kaka is a brilliant player but he's not suited to this robotic style of play Dunga deploys for Brazil.
He's still a world class player.

chamotex:
The Koreans are not messing about ooooo.
Seems like their life depends on it.

I am really impressed especially with the CRYBABY.
He's really up for it and he's making Lucio n Juan sweat like Christmas fowls.

chamotex:
Why can't Yakubu cry for Nigeria?
Is it too much to ask for?

Yakubu should cry?
Why Yak go cry? Person wey Naija sun beat like mad!!!

chamotex:
It's history to them.
Do you know the next time his country will ever play against Brazil again not to even talk of World Cup.
We need passion abeg.

I expect that guy to streak if he gets a goal tonight.
His passion is second to none. . . . .I fear for Robinho's legs.

Can't believe this. . . . .Dani Alves cannot make Brazil's starting XI and Glen Johnson is a regular for England.

Why is the Korean player weeping like a baby?
National Anthem dey make people weak?

Kobojunkie:
Let us run with this for a second . . . . what group pays more?

a) Phone Bill
    -- UK ---
    -- Nigerian ---

b) ELectricity Bill(24/7 electricity)
--- UK ---
--- Nigeria ---

NIGERIANS definitely pay more when it comes to Electricity Bill and Phone Bills.

chamotex:
Liedson cant even get a  touch not to talk of holding up the ball.
I'm surprised he's still on the pitch

Liedson is so useless. . . . . .I dunno how a Sporting Lisbon striker can lead the line for Portugal.
A front 3 of Quaresma, Simao and Ronaldo shoulda been the PLAN after Nani got injured.
Liedson and DANY were short 2. . . . . .They were playing for CIV.

Djswaggz:
SAURON!!!! u dey seee CIV??

Dem try. . . . . .
But the real test will be against the Samba boys.

tkb417:
silly simao cant even make a decent cross

he needs lessons from Giggsy

Portugal missed Nani.

Liedson is so lightweight, it's not true.
He cannot hold the play AT ALL.

chamotex:
The referee just ran to Drogba and shook his hand

He ran to touch the protective cast Drogba has on his arm.
Run to shake his hand ke?
Chamotex!!!!!

Thank Feck!!!!

Simao is coming in. . . . .
Goodbye, Dany. . . . . .U are too lethargic.

Now we are gon' see the CIV get sodomised.

chamotex:
Quaresma ke? Since when?
Someone that's not even in the squad

Portugal's never been blessed with clinical strikers

Portugal's hold up play has been useless.
Liedson is too lightweight to fill that role and Dany has been lethargic.

Djswaggz:
@Sauron. .  .  From this first half I've seen,  I can place a bet that Portugal ain't winning this. . . Wanna bet?

Portugal will win but they must get rid of Liedson.
He's the fakest centre forward in Europe. Portugal can't play CIV through the centre.
They must penetrate via the wings.

tkb417:
thank God the silly boi didnt get a yellow

hes started his gra gra on the field
i need 2 goals from him

How i wish Nani is playing. . . . . .
Portugal lacks the width to hurt CIV and if CQ doesn't revert back to 4-3-3(trusting Simao and Quaresma) to deliver from the wing. . . .Portugal might struggle to win.

shesi:
no, common sense is putting your money where the it matters in the first place. clearly, you missed that step.

i give a rats backside.

Show some comraderie for farks sake. We are all africans. If Ivory Coast wins, it shines well on all of us small

It seems you left your common sense at home this morning.
How does it affect your wages if i support Portugal? Christ. . . . . .Nigerians have an uncanny ability of NOT minding their business.
What even makes you think i am an African?

Ronaldo's been dull o.
Cristiano must score goals. . . . .Jeeeeez.
Why must he hit the post?

shesi:
what is the constant bad belle? you are backing portugal to beat IVC? your own african brothers? shame on you!

Who gives a rat about CIV?
Ma money is on Portugal to win. . . . .common sense says i should put ma mouth where ma money is.

9ja4eva:
Not sure about that sha.Mourinho the best

Mourinho's brash management approach cannot work for a National Team.
He needs day to day events to create his controversies. The job of a national team will not afford him such.
How often do u see national team managers calling each other voyeurs.

Fkinell. . . . . .Ronaldo's teammates are mediocre players.
The hold-up play is non-existent and the forward players have no pace.
CQ should revert to 4-3-3. They should exploit the wings - bring in Simao or Quaresma. . . .station Ronaldo in the centre.

We shoulda hired SVEN sha.
He has more experience than Lagerback at this top flight.
U can see the organisation and discipline he has injected to this side. . . . . .They are playing like Europeans.

harakiri:
I LOVE NAIRALAND! ! !

I'm on it right away.I have contacted the caretaker of my house on the phone and he's agreed to play the act of my "tenant".Next is to find get the right lawyer and iron out the terms.I'll update as things progress.Thanks a billion man.Today hasn't been such a bad day after all.

To be on the safe side. . . . . . .Get a quit notice in his name and back-date it.
He might argue he didn't get a copy of any quit notice asking him to leave. Show him your own copy on the day of judgement.
Of course, we both know he didn't get anything from you - but it will be too late for him to prove anything.
The judge's decision is the FINAL.

Ronaldo is a beast. . . . . . . .

Liedson is a twunt. . . . . .How does he get into the national team?

harakiri:
Seems you've had quite some experience with troublesome tenants in the past.Let me ask. . .will the quit notices be served to the actual tenant since it's an actor involved or will everything go kangaroo style without the tenant knowing anything till judgement day? I intend working on your advice right away. . .need all the details.

Thanks.

U don't need to serve him any quit notice. . . . . .U have served him plenty of notices, i presume. . . . .
Just do everything without his knowledge cos if he knows, he would work against it.

It's better if he doesn't know. . . . . . .Let court bailiffs just arrive. . . .throw his belongings to the street whilst you change the locks.
He cannot argue he has been paying you for the past 3 years. . . . . . .He knows he's guilty so naturally he would lick his wounds.

As soon as they throw him out, you change the locks or the main doors to his flat if possible.
The case will be dead n buried there. Trust me.

harakiri:
This sounds good.I have to admit, since this thing started, i have spent more than N300,000 pursing this case. . .far more than the pittance the tenant paid when he got into the house.I will take your advice under consideration.How long do you think the process might take?I ask coz i am yet to win one case in court. It never seems to end.It always money, money, money, reneging on agreements and the case hangs.I'm also considering forceful ejection however illegal it seems.I am so sick of the whole farce.What do you think?

This shouldn't take more than a month if you grease the palms of your actors very well.

The reasons your case kept getting adjourned is because your tenant's lawyer has bribed the judge or your own lawyer.
They make sure one or two items needed to hear your case properly keep missing from the files.
Also, if one of the two parties involved is not present in court, the judge cannot rule in anyone's favour. . .I am sure it's one of the reasons your case is dragging at the speed of snail.

With the kangaroo method, all the materials needed will be taken to court and your actor must annoy the judge to the hilt with ridiculous excuses.
By so doing, the judge will ask the court bailiffs to go into the property with immediate effect and throw his belongings out.
Before you get there, arm yourself with new locks - as soon as he gets thrown out, change your locks and enter your flat.

CASE CLOSED!!!!