₦airaland Forum

harakiri:
I have been to ikeja,alimosho and currently in oshodi/bolade high court.It's not the court that's the problem.It's the lawyers.

I know Lagos lawyers can be useless but then you must play dirty to fight a pig in a kick-boxing contest.

Ma jungle advice. . . . .

Go to another district. . . .get a good impersonator(u will pay him plenty)
He would act as your stubborn tenant and you must get a lawyer(he has to be bribed too) for him.
Take the two to court. Of course they would accept all manners of indiscipline and admit all the guilt.

Naturally, the judge would rule in your favour and serve papers ordering your impersonator(who would be answering your tenant's name) to move out of the house by so-so date. The judge would ask bailiffs to go into the house and remove your tenants properties with new locks.
With as little as N100,000 - N200,000, this can be done.

However, if you think your tenant wouldn't have accrued such an amount in rent by 2015, then it won't worth your while.
But knowing how high rents go in Lagos, a 2-bedroom flat in a year should be about N300,000 so i think it would worth your while.
I hate non-paying tenants more than i hate snakes. Get this w@nker out of your house ASAP!!!

harakiri:
Currently, this tenant of mine has been boasting to other tenants in my house that he will live there till 2015 free of charge and will only leave when it pleases him.He is a complete nuisance in the compound, always causing problems and doesn't pay his electricity bills which sometimes leads to PHCN officials disconnecting the entire compound.

Also, his boasting has caused some of the tenants to have cold feet when it comes to paying their rent coz at the end of the day, they will remind you that after all, they are only owing 6 months and there is someone in the compound who hasn't paid for over three years.It is so frustrating and the only viable option open to me is extra judicial eviction.I don't see any hope in the laws of our land.In between NPF and Nigerian lawyers, i don't know who is worse.They are all the same.

If there is some other means i can use to evict this tenant, i would welcome it since there is no hope in the never ending eternal court of justice.I know there are people here who have gone through this unpleasant experience.Please kindly advise.All positive replies are welcome.
Thanks.

I cannot believe such nonsense can happen in Naija. . . . .In your own house?

Jesus Christ!!!!
Go to a proper Magistrate court, i recommend the one in Ikeja.
File a suit against the useless tenant and if you must bribe the court clerks and the judge so your case can be heard quickly, so be it.
How can a man stay in your house for the past 3 years without paying a dime? An educated man like yourself?
Dang it. . . . . . .U need to be arrested for your nonchalance.

medjai:
He got to the finals, did he win? considering the gap in how much they earned and how much talent was in the team. Amodu got to the semis in his first attempt and were knocked out by a very strong Senegal team. Apart from Algeria, there was no team Westerhoff met in the '90 Nations cup that were as strong as Senegal.

You are talking bollocks. . . . . . .
Ivory Coast, Zambia and Egypt of Algiers 90 were all better than the Senegalese team of 2002.

dokwesi:
@ Souron. Even some naija babes would tell you that they would drink cement or acid if you dont get back into the relationship. My ex told me that we would be enemies for life it i dont give her a second chance. Meanwhili, i was the most unhappy fellow in the relationship.

Rofl.

shinaidowu:
The New FCT Minister (dont give a damn whats his name is) has given a 24hours ultimatum for all love-peddlers to evacuate Abuja. These Nigerian politicians never cease to amaze me. I was just wondering when i heard the news and the following questions came to my mind,
1. Are love-peddlers the problem of Nigeria today?
2.How do differentiate who is a love-peddler and who is not (not talking about those residing permanently in brothels) that is with the outrageuos dress sense of ladies these days?
3.Are the politicians not the highest patronisers of love-peddlers?
4.What about the corporate love-peddlers?
5.With the number of night clubs, so how do differentiate between genuine fun seeking ladies and also love-peddlers?
6.What about the men that patronise them?
7.Why do our goverments keep chasing shadows, even those have very well paid jobs still do all sought how much more those who are broke and being forced into it due to circumstance.
I could go on and on, but my take is that maybe the new FCT minister was recently jilted by a love-peddlers hence this payback.lol

But on a serious note what do you guys think about this pronouncements?

On this note, Nigerians should expect more female armed robbers on the prowl.

dokwesi:
I really wonder why a woman should build enmity with a man when the relationship goes bad. Should every relationship lead into marriage especially when you know there is no compatibility. Even when the woman has an attitude problem and knows she's at fault, she still does not want to build a good friendship after the relationship ends.

Can someone please clear me on this?

With Naija babes, your relationship must end in marriage otherwise you are in trouble.
A babe once threatened me she would join witchcraft if i leave her alone.
I was like WTF!!!!!

Missy B:
Rotflstlwkmd!!! https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif
Is that Bini?  Sauron, who'z been teaching You?
I need to spank You real hard with this ewen. 

Spank me with ewen o!!

medjai:
HNIC
Westerhoff that won us our last nations cup had 5 years to build and prepare a team. None of our local coaches have been given that much time.

Rubbish analysis.
Westerhof became a manager in 1989 and took Nigeria to a Nations Cup final in 1990.
Less than one YEAR and Westerhof played in a FINAL!!!!

Has Amodu ever played in a Nations Cup Final before?
Hell will freeze before FAGmodu achieves that.

omar22:
http://allnigeriasoccer.com/read_news.php?nid=1301


I am impressed with LAGERBACK - SEGUN ODEGBAMI
Published: June 14, 2010

* Former Eagles' captain, Segun Odegbami has commended Coach Lars Lagerback for instilling discipline in the Super Eagles players and organising the team.

Odegbami said in Johannesburg that though the team lost its opening Group B match in the World Cup, they were better organised.

"Generally, it was a much better performance by the Super Eagles than they have put up in a long time. One must give credit to Lagerback for putting some organisation in that team."

Odegbami said the Eagles had potentials and a good chance of winning their remaining Group B matches.

"Absolutely, if the Super Eagles were able to hold one of the favourites of this championship, undoubtedly, one of the teams to watch out in this championship, they can play against any team."

He urged the team to sustain the discipline and organisation they showed in their first match against Argentina to win their remaining matches.

"The other two matches are going to be completely different from the match against Argentina.

"Just because we were able to play this way against Argentina, does not mean that the Eagles will play well against the other two teams," the former skipper of the Green Eagles revealed to the Daily Champion.

This is all i need to know that Lagerback has done a good job.
Segun Odegbami(A pure Nigerian Legend) has confirmed what we have been saying for ages.
Amodu should bow his head in shame or get himself a LUGER and shoot himself in the bedroom na[i]k[/i]ed.

bjmighty:
Ruggedman's Thy Album Come was successful i concur (I even got a copy too). I used to gbadun dude cos i thought he was as real as he spat on Thy Album Come but mehhnnn i regretted  ever gbaduning him after he won't stop dizzing mode and using dooh to hype himself then hiding under the umbrella of "Am making money from my "Naija HipHop" (Naija HipHop!!! Wat Tha Hell!!!)

Even a man with little intelligence like bjmighty knows TAC was a successful album. . . . .
Shame on Javalove, Rhymestein and the other retards sucking on Modo's cock.

Meanwhile, the media and publicity duty has already been well taken care of by "Sauron (your mama no try at all to born muron like you!! Kai!! Tufiakwa!!!), Tosin (Dumb for life. Nobody fit compete with u for dat award anyday, anytime), Genuflect (I dnt argue wit Ex-yaba left resident) and Coolguyz (who even sabi u )

The seeds that made you were poisoned. . . .
There's no way you coulda been conceived by a man with a right mental state.
I am willing to bet a psychiatric/psychopathic nucca was the donor of your Y-chromosomes.

@SAURON
YOUR FATHER SHOULD TIE YOU TO A TREE AND BLAST YOU IN THE HEAD WITH HIS DANE GUN !!!! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A TOTAL DISGRACE TO YOUR FAMILY!!

OPC should line up everyone older than 12 in your family, and put 12-gauge shotgun pellets in their domes one after the other.
Your family should be punished for populating the planet with military-grade MORONS.

tosinaded@:
am gonna use the same example i used before!!!!!
the microwave is succesful invention. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
imagine me arguing its not and asking u for the number of units sold to prove to me!!!

U dey mind these retards?

I remember when Ruggedy first busted into the lime-light.
Majority of hip-hop listeners constantly criticized his style of music that he doesn't have dance-tracks.
He was forced to make that "Baraje" track to silence his critics that he doesn't do dance-tracks.

After feeding the hip-hop audience with "Ehen" and "Peace or War", i am sure w@nkers like Javalove and Rhymestein were parts of the nuccas criticizing his hardcore lyrics back in 2002/3. Fuckeva they think, Ruggedy is the torch-bearer.
He breathed LIFE into Naija hip-hop music when Mode-9 was drawing cartoons for Hip Hop World Magazines.

mukina2:
ehh?

Oyinda how fast can you run?
you nor dey fear face?

Hahahahaha Tabby Cat don arrive.
Oyinda the gerbil don hide.

oyinda.:
wait, muki is a guy?
if u were referring to dayo, then his arrow is already in my left chesticle.

how about time for you to go and hook your bride?

How does that affect the price of fish?

Timaya should quit singing and try his hand in other stuffs like chauffeur/butler.

GB102:
i hate virgins so much d make silly threads and talk nonsense, always criticizing d active ones, who kias if der is heaven or hell, i dont,
i was once a virgin till a beautiful lady blessed me with good opportunity and since den i cant stop exploring,LOL moderator should ban all d virgins out of NL , serious is becoming too much. fuk if u want to and shut up if u dont,

for me i will continue to b a player cos d babes love it, i belive d non-v are with me, we play on earth and complete it in hell, i aint afraid.LOL

lol

oyinda.:
mukina2 is your bride. not dayo's 
better take her to the alter b4 it's too late.

E go do you like horror movie when Muki powers his arrow into your left chesticle.
Muki's won Africa's best archeress in 2007, 2008 and 2009.

bouzymill:
And ruggedman was also jobless enough to give him "hall of fame". I thought he was supposed to be really busy with his illusions (Clothing line and "wetin be the thing sef"

Why not?
I woulda done the same if i were Ruggedman. . . . .
Sometimes, a man has to hock his spit at retards and rise above trolls like Javalove.
Ruggedy made a statement. . . . .U won't see Java and his association of mental handicaps doing it again for a lonnnnnnnnnnng time.

javalove:
@bouzymill

try ignoring sauron. . .it will work trust me. . it works for me anytime i try it. . .he is a natural fool. . and i am afraid he wud die a fool. . .soonest. . .

Your epileptic father is a natural fool.
Bloody pederast!!!
Anuofia. . . . . . .no wonder your jobless self was stalking Ruggedman on facebook.

Sagamite:
Actually Proud9ja claimed LGBK brought quality players into SE and praised him for it, and disparage Amodu, despite the fact Haruna has done nothing.

You think it is not fair I show the quality players Amodu brought into SE that have done something tangible?

Amodu Shuaib nor sabi anything.
His teams are not inspiring to watch. . . . .

Sagamite:
Hmm.

So it was Lagerback that discovered Haruna or taught him how to kick ball? 

That was proud9ja's example when he was struggling to find an achievement of LGBK, so I gave him a similar one. If that can be an achievement for LGBK, why not for Amodu?

No one is suggesting Lagerback discovered any player.
Everyone has inferred Lagerback had little time to work on the players so let's rule out player discovery here.

Sagamite:
Amodu brought in Nsofor, Anichebe, Adeleye, Apam, Kaita, Obasi, Ajilore, Olubayo.

So by assumption ALL is pressure from public that brought them? But for Lagerback, by assumption, it was not the pressure from public that made him select Haruna, it is genius?

Amodu brought in who?
Half of the players you have there were Siasia's discovery and Anichebe starred for Everton.
Na Amodu teach em how to kick football?

bouzymill:
First I have to let you know this. This is a forum where people get to debate on issues and hold their standpoint firm. This doesn't mean any debate you get in, you've got to get personal on anybody. I made my point without barking personal jabs to you. you can as well do that. It doesn't make you feel more than a man to get personal on everything anyone says to you. it's not like you would be awarded anything to get personal on people. How can you get so hot on someone who states something that negates your opinion?

What has onanism got to do with this i would have commented on it but i feel you just use these words because they are at your disposal and you think it adds to your charisma but no!!! This context has nothing to do with it. It's really not neccesary,

U must forgive ma manners but i have got zero tolerance for asinine comments.
Everyone can air his opinion freely but don't abuse that privilege where i am concerned.

i said you over-exaggerated and you've done it again.  How has this been represented in his awards? saying this is saying he sold the most copies of Album in Africa and i dont feed on fact. you mentioned "Fact" and i showed you the semantic implication of fact.

Mehn, they keep your cool oooooo!!!!

How many awards did 2pac win when he was living? Biggie?
By your downward slope logic, Will Smith is better than Tupac Shakur, isn't it?

I am telling you here Ruggedman was the first rapper from the coast of Naija to be on itunes(world's largest music bank). . . . .
He's the first Naija rapper whose songs found his way into Apple's MP3 market whilst his peers in Naija and Africa at large were still battling with Alaba pirates or writing their songs on fake CDs that scratch after 10 playbacks.


Whether you like it or not, Ruggedman broke grounds in Naija hip-hop industry.
He proved to all n sundry that a rapper can make it without enslaving himself to Kennis Music like his predecessors did.
These are raw FACTS for you to munch on.

Missy B:
Lmao!!! 
In that case, I think our love is hotter, sweeter and fresher. 
No Cyanide 4 Your food . . . .Just love and bed and care and food and everything else.
                                                

U bet. . . . .
Missy B, me like ewen no se oo
O mo se.

dayokanu:
Mamgee is sweet dont mind her tough facade, She is a very sweet person and an amazon in the room

Amazon in the room?
Can you elaborate further, please?

Thunderbolt only works when the "man climbs". In recent times, The style has been thrown out and Thunderbolt no longer works

Have you imagined mama-gee doing the Rodeo while Dayokanu is grabbing the 2 kegs

Chei. . . . . . . . . .Mamagee don suffer.
Dayokanu will so dislocate Mamagee's pelvic bone.

jalether:
How on earth could this

Lagerbacks Achievement:

lost only 34 games in 131 games Sweden have played.


be better than this

Amodu's achievement:

6 Nigerian FA cup
1 Nigerian League championship
1 South African FA Cup
1 South African Charity Cup
1 South African Top Eight Cup (best 8 teams in league KO cup)
1 African Intercontinental cup
1 African Super Cup
2 ANC Bronze

You are comparing apples and oranges my friend. . . . . .

As you can see yourself. . . . .most of Amodu's achievements were in club football - not in the National teams.
In a football club, a manager can work with what the club have to offer and also buy players to strengthen his squad.

For Lagerback, can he naturalise Messi, Van Persie or Drogba and make em PLAY for Sweden?
He has to work with what Sweden have to offer. How well is the Swedish league rated in Europe?

That Sweden even get to European Championship/World Cup is a testament to the brilliance of their manager.
They are punching well above their weight by doing so especially in a continent that boasts of about 12 solid teams.

medjai:
who dash Etuhu heart and soul of Fulham? what happened to Zamora, Dempsey, Zoltan Gera and Danny Murphy. If an Asian player were in Etuhu's shoes, he would have committed suicide.

This statement is as moronic as saying who dash Roy Keane heart n soul of Man U? What happened to Cole, Yorke, Beckham, Giggs and Scholes.
Without Etuhu's discipline in the midfield, Fulham are nothing.

bouzymill:
No diss intended, Since you have stated this as "FACT", can you tell us the sales figures backing your claims? how much of the album was sold on Itunes? how many copies were printed and how many copies were actually bought?

Album sold SIX FIGURES on Itunes. . . . . .
I have posted the stats on this forum before and i would look for it when i have time since you feed on FACTS.

I'm not saying you have to spend your precious time to know all these but you've over exxergerated your statement by adding "FACT".

Ruggedman has been on itunes way before any rapper from Naija did.
He is Africa's torchbearer in the world market of Hip-Hop. He broke all barriers that Modo couldn't achieve in all his years as a mix-tape rapper.

Itunes don't sign artist, So,itunes dont need your album to be dope. Any album can be sold on itunes, just like it can be sold on Bandcamp.com or any other web applications like that.

U sound like an onanist.
So itunes would put their credibility at stake and sell any non-standard album quality from Nigeria?
You are clueless. . . . . . . .Back in 2005, itunes were still new and they relied on the feedbacks they get from the customers.
There was a high demand for Ruggedman's album especially in Itunes USA and they got his album. . . . . .2face wasn't even there back then.
Neither were P-Square, Eedris or Tetuila.

Truth be told Baraje and some other sh*tty tracks sold Rugged's album, but you know POP would always sell.

"Ehen" sold his album. . . . . .It was that controversial single that launched Ruggedman like NITRO.
U have to be a daft human being if you think "Ehen" is a pop track.

medjai:
The Senegal team we lost to in Mali also defeated Sweeden that had Henrik Larsson, Fredric Ljunberg, Marcus Allback and Zlatan Ibrahimovic and was coached by Lars Lagerback.
As for Etuhu, he is actully shameless. He was the worst player on the pitch and he still had the guts to talk. Apparently, the game plan was for him to leave the midfield open and leave everything to Enyeama. empty barrell!

The same Etuhu that was the heart n soul of the Fulham side that played in the Europa Final?
Etuhu has more credibility than Amodu in the world of football.
West London fans worship Dickson Etuhu.

Missy B:
I'm envious of Dayo's undying love for Mama-Gee .

Sauron . . . . .

Their love na cockroach love. . . . . . .
Mamagee cannot wait to put Cyanide in Dayokanu's stew. . . . . .
Don't envy that kinda love at all. . . . . .In another 2 weeks now, Dayokanu go kpai.

Intel says Mamagee get 'thunderbolt' for body.

javalove:
@Sauron
Na all your family members go dagrin!!!!!!!!!,  .lol

That is after OPC members go don petrol bomb your own family.
Anuofia!!!!
Modo is successful and yet him never change his Timbz since the fall of man in Eden.

Even Modenine would slap you for saying any of his albums got more recognition than TAC!!!!
Ruggedy had been on itunes since the days Modo was still shining shoes in Oyingbo to make a living.
Until last year, Modenine was a nobody in continental UK and most parts of USA.

Sagamite:
Kevin Nolan? Who is that?  
Former AC Milan player? Abeg remove im name.

If you don't know Kevin Nolan this debate shouldn't continue. . . . .

He had world class players and could not beat the likes of Kevin Nolan. He was struggling, hence the early demise. He did not finish ONE season.

He had world class players just like Man Utd, Liverpool and Arsenal also had world class players.
How many teams could stand toe to toe with the United team Scolari had to compete with before his departure.
Even Jose Mourinho was disgraced by the same United team that made Scolari lost his job so what are we arguing about?

Oh, different rules for him?
So he needs more than 3 years to achieve, but you cannot give Amodu more than 3 years?  

Who would give Amodu 3 years to produce the same set of results he's been copping?
Amodu Shaibu took Eagles to bronze in 2002 and repeated the same feat in 2010 with the same team.
In 8 years, he couldnt improve the fortunes of the Super Eagles and yet we should be lauding his pathetic achievement.
Amodu just like OBJ are both classic examples of men suffering from mid-life crisis.

Here we go again. If it is Amodu his win is not important but if it is another white coach, his draw was tactical.
Set a criteria that applies to everybody.
Give a set of rules for you to know a good coach that if those rules are broken then the coach (ANY) is not good. Don't carry the ball and score for some, then move the goal post so others can't score.  

Toppmoller was competing in a league that had Bayern Munich, Schalke, Werder Bremen, etc.
Obviously, he was surrounded by quality teams and to achieve something, Leverkusen needed to pump money into the team or give him time to nurture players and build a team - he got none of those incentives. U cannot win in Europe without spending money.

But Amodu never losing a game back then was not good enough for you?
But losing 34 is exemplary?
What was the amount of draws in the 131?
40?  
So he could not win 74 of the 131 games he led?
So he could only win 57 games out of 131?

I would keep clean sheets playing the likes of Togo, Niger, Lesotho, Namibia, Somalia, Seychelles, Comoros Island and Rwanda.
What are the rankings of the teams Amodu went unbeaten against? Useless African countries who have no business with football.
Amodu draws his fixtures to play the weakest teams in the history of football association has seen and yet some Nigerians think he is god.

And you were condemning Amodu for winning 17 out of 24 games. With 19 clean sheets and the only 2 he lost was on penalty after the game ended in draws. Note: I am working from stats from the time you started slaughtering my Silverback Ape. 

Which teams did Amodu play in this run of 24 games.
England? Spain? Italy? Germany? Russia? Croatia? Netherlands? Portugal?

But Lagerback is the one with exemplary record.

Members of the Jury, I think I just proved my case.   A black man's achievement will be belittled whilst a white man's is inferior achievement is magnified because they respect whites more.  

CASE CLOSED

Lagerback was Sweden's manager. A country in the midst of top European sides.
A country that must play the best of European giants to get into the world cup. . . . .How difficult is it to qualify in Africa compared to Europe.
All the world cup rejects in Europe(Russia, Croatia, Bulagaria, Sweden, etc) will beat the best African team HOME/AWAY in a tie.

dayokanu:
Wetin consign me with italy?

Exactly ma point.
The fact that France and Italy drew their first games wouldn't concern you.
Your erections are programmed to activate whenever England's issue comes to the table.

javalove:
@Muron aka Sauron

so u still exisit. . .u cant say the truth to save your neck. . .

#Javalove. . unless otherwise stated. . .!

W@nker aka Java. . . . .

I was hoping you would be resting 6 ft under after losing the fight to stay alive cos of an assassin's bullet.
People nor dey die for Naija again o. . . . . .I mean you are the last person i expected to see alive after all those horrible news one hears in Lagos.
Can't a MOPOL"s stray bullet just hit you in the temple so the world can be a better place?

Dang it!!!!

Rhymstein:
Thy album come successful?,how many copies did it sell
I swear i dnt even wot d cover luks lyk,if na ruggeddy baba,i agree,but thy album come,niggah pleasssss

I am sure you stay in the BUSH.

https://cdn.7static.com/static/img/sleeveart/00/006/831/0000683174_350.jpg

Ruggedman's THY ALBUM COME is the first Naija rap album that got on itunes. . . . . .
I have been using itunes since 2005 and it was only RUGGEDY's album that you could find there way back.
For any album to get to itunes, it must be dope. . . . . . It wasn't until 2009 before Mode9 got on itunes and you are here ranting like a pederast.

TAC sold more than any Mode9 album. . . . .FACT!!!!