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Kobojunkie:
Are you also working under the assumption that this person will only have ONE YEAR to get this money or is the person allowed to apply savings accrued over years of working at this job as well?

Thank you!!!

bemster:
Ahhhhh, TKB and his astuteness! He told me YOU will say that  

Now that you know. . . . .what gives?

d bigrod:

u are not happy being the bodyguard? .i think u will fit in as the kitchen houseboy.so u need to clean up d kitchen when missy b is through.oya houseboy,get down to work.

NAIRALANDERS,I WISH TO INTRODUCE TO U ALL OUR HOUSEBOY,SAURON.

Na your papa be house-boy.

tkb417:
1 GBP = 225 Naira

That is the current rate.
There was a time 1GBP was 260 Naira, isn't it?

u dont get me. when ure done with the UK and European mortgages
how will the man finance the 240m worth of houses in Lekki
very key

Not all houses in Lekki are worth 80 milla Naira.
3 houses in Lekki could be 30 milla.

any answer? cos i doubt he can get mortages here in Nigeria with 5% down payment

How do you know?
Are you into housing/properties?

ronniesarl:
this shows your level of maturity guy!

Maturity is relative and subjective.
What seems mature to you might be totally daft to the entire world and vice versa.

tkb417:
LOLOL

1 GBP =225
1,000 = 225,000
4,000= 900,000

52,000 < 12m

agreeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1GBP = 260
1000GBP = 260,000
52,000GBP = 13.5 milla which is greater than your 12 milla.

are you able to use that to claim loans to buy houses to UK, Portugal and about 240millon worth of houses in Nigeria?
NO sir. i

People making less than that per year take out big loans. . . .
It's dependent on your credit score. As long as your income is constant. . . .One can achieve anything.
The Glazers bought the biggest football club in the world on credit with LOANS.

tkb417:
trust me
only Ibime, Jarus and dayokanu i dey fear for numbers on NL
lemme break it down

By the end of this debate, you will fear me as well.

someone said an average Nigerian spends N500,000 month on rent
500,000 = N6million per annum
divide by 225 , u get 26,666
approx 27,000 GBP

I guess we are working with different exchange rates so no need to blow your trumpet.

trust me i sabi maths pass u

I was an engineering student o - so dont compare your guguru n epa commercial mathematics with what i did.
If you turn to numerals, i will tear you apart.

African_queen:
u re a jerk.

And you are a pubic louse.

tkb417:
i agree
1,000 GBP a week is less than 12m gross
take out your tax and u have like 7m net

1,000 GBP a week is 52,000GBP a year(13 million Naira) but that amount is just the tip of the ice-berg.
Credit card companies like Amex will kill to make you one of their customers. They offer NO LIMIT credit cards so start calculating. . . .
Loan companies would be after your arse 24/7 so SKY is the limit, my brother.

is that enuff to own properties in UK, Portugal, 3 houses in lekki and even seychelles?

It is more than enough.
Getting houses in UK, Portugal and Lekki is not the most difficult thing to achieve if you are interested in housing/properties.
With as little as low as 5% payment of the house-prices, the properties are YOURS.

dude, i work numbers and im sure this is what i do for a living

so what u chattin?

U always get your numbers wrong.
U told us yesterday 500,000 Naira is 27,000 GBP, didn't you?

d bigrod:
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am not selfish.we can resolve this right now.since u like seeing her,i would employ u as her bodyguard.hope dats fine by u
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It's fine by me as long as i put you 6 feet under after the do.
Sauron doesn't share so go look for your fish-selling twits you can impress.

P.S. Must you post in huge fonts? It makes you look like a sexually-frustrated Vietnamese peasant.

2CatWoman:
I don't know anyone who works 36 hours (more like 37.5) but there are plenty of instances where you can work overtime and gat paid for it so under those circumstances, it's possibe to earn £1000 per month.

A week you must mean!!!

tkb417:
hehehehe

what about the 3 houses in Lekki?
were they financed by your banks too?
LOL

Mortgage nor dey Naija abi what are you talking about?
Anyone making 4000GBP a month in the UK can take out loans, credit cards and scores of different credit facilities.
Everything doesn't have to be CASH!!!!

tpiah:
^^b.itch, i wasnt talking to you.
and if you understand english language, i specified a 36 hour workweek, f.ool.

Old hag, no one works less than 40 hours a week on FULL-TIME.
For men that love working Saturdays, they go 40+/50+ hours so stop spewing fuckery.

I am aware you always try so hard to be intelligent but your creeping neurosis is a stumbling block.
When intellectuals are discussing, stay at the back. . .ABEG!!!

bemster:
I dont know, have we? Sure I'll remember something like that!

tkb said that? but I do agree with him though

He also told me something i can only share in private.
Can i come to your crib tonight and deliver the message?

dayokanu:
I saw a pink coloured flower in the backyard.

if you can judge talents you would notice mamagee with her wierd nature would be fierce and awesome behind closed doors

Dayokanu, Mamagee is only SIXTEEN.
Rubbing minds with GAYnners turned you into a pe[i]d[/i]ophile or what?

tpiah:
yes, it's above my understanding, but people like you are the ones constantly giving nigeria a bad name because later you'll start shouting about how armed robbers are disturbing you whenever you go home.


if you dont feel too swollen headed, explain to me how someone making £20 per hour and with a 36 hour workweek, will buy three to four houses in lekki, and also own two or more houses in spain, portugal and UK.

all this after paying rent/mortgage in the UK and paying other bills. abi you dont pay rent/mortgage?

of course we all know drug couriering brings in extra dough and can even get anyone ten houses in lekki and an additional six buildings in spain/portugal. Likewise fronting for politicians can do the same.

Stop displaying your ignorance on a public forum. . . . .

Anyone making 20 quid per hour working 50 hours a week makes 1000 GBP a week(4000GBP a month)!!!
With such income, his credit score is in the top echelon and he can actually buy properties without down payments-  In case you haven't heard, there are 110% mortgages in the UK and in Europe.
Grab a book instead of bitching yourself about on a forum like a dejected soul.

bemster:
@tkb, I dont remember appointing you as my love-vendor oh!  

@OP and all others that think if you live in the UK you are jealous of visiting Nigerians and vice versa, change your parade!!!

Find new peeps to hang out with because if you hang with the right people, surely it wont be jealousy you will be spewing but rather you will be inspired to move up the ladder  

Hello, Bemster.
I have been expecting you on this thread. TKB said you are the coolest Naija chic in Europe.

Ujujoan:
Tell that to yourself if it makes you sleep better at night!

Knock yourself out, Ujunwa. . . .

That a man @ 42 is not married yet is simply because he is NOT ready to marry.
Not that he cannot get a woman to marry.

chamotex:
Sauron and Dayokanu on the food section?
Facking hell!!!!

Niggiez is hungry

I only come here to see how ma wifey(Missy B) is doing and to keep horndogs like Bigrod to keep their erections to themselves. . . . . .

tkb417:
be observant

she will post here soon

I hope you are not referring to tpiah. . . . . .

d bigrod:
[size=16pt]yeah,a room for muma gee and dayo and another room for bigrod and missy b. [/size]

U will die before you get NEAR her.
That your big rod will be blown into pieces with ma .22.

tkb417:
ol boi, i get one babe wey go show tht BBQ. trust me na correct babe
u go likey

Why are you telling Eldee?
Tell me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ujujoan:
Have you ever found yourself in the middle of the ocean and still be dying of thirst? It's called Karma boi!

Give yourself, 10 more years and you'll be telling the same story . .   

Rubbish talks. . . .

Only a confirmed simpleton of a man will find himself in such situation.
Women are the cheapest commodity ever - I could marry 12 babes in each state in Nigeria if i want to.

Any man(able/disabled) with money can marry any woman in NIGERIA.
Una too cheap!!!

MikeLarry:
Fifa worldcup 2010 PS3.

My favourite football game YET. . . . .

EA Sports have totally gone NUCLEAR.
The presentation in this game is by far the best yet.
Fireworks, managers giving instructions on the touch line, female fans dancing Makossa.
I LOVE THIS GAME.

ronniesarl:
I knew him in school, loved playing with ladies, especially the beautiful ones. Always finds faults in them,
now crying for advice on how to get the right girl to marry. how do i help him?

Tell him to travel to Lagos.
Under one week, Naija babes would swarm all over him like wild locusts.

GALLAS UPSET WITH EVRA'S CAPTAINCY

Arsenal defender William Gallas is enraged by Raymond Domench’s decision to hand Manchester United fullback Patrice Evra the captaincy, and as a result will not be talking to the press for the duration of the World Cup finals.

The Daily Mail claim Gallas, who is yet to commit his future to Arsenal despite Arsene Wenger’s offer of a new one-year deal, was hopeful he would take over the armband following Domench’s decision to use Thierry Henry as a substitute. Instead Manchester United star Patrice Evra was named as the Arsenal legend’s replacement for the France captaincy.

Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson has given Patrice Evra the captaincy on numerous occasions this season in the absence of Gary Neville, Ryan Giggs, and Rio Ferdinand but the aforementioned Arsenal stalwart is by far the more experienced of the two French internationals with 80 caps to his name. Evra has been capped on 27 occasions but has been favoured over the Emirates star as Henry's replacement.

The Mail claim Gallas will boycott the media for the whole tournament due to his dissatisfaction at being overlooked.

Team spokesman Francois Manardo told the media: "William has decided not to speak to the media for the duration of the World Cup,"

Gallas was famously relinquished of the Arsenal captaincy midway through the 2008-2009 season and was replaced by Cesc Fabregas, after he criticised some of the club’s younger players for showing a lack of courage.

https://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00693/sport-graphics-2008_693127a.jpg


Is there a bigger c[i]u[/i]nt than William Gallas?

denzel2009:
Apparently, some people do survive

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/7814064/Stowaway-survives-flight-from-Austria-to-London-on-Sheikhs-jet.html

Austria to London is a shorter journey.
It's impossible to travel all the way from Nigeria to the USA without oxygen for 16 hours or thereabout.

Outstrip:
You forgot to add that the rests wash "dead bodies" for a living. Someone was just telling me about this guy who just came from Nigeria and they found a job for him. The guys refused to do the work because according to him that is the work undocumented people do. He is okay though with living off of  someone who gets up and goes to work everyday. I was thinking in my head that if it was me the sentence will not be complete before he is out of on the street.

I will put his arse back on the boat to Africa!!!!

tosinaded@:
Timaya sef na maga!
he has been fckn a man

I can't stand Timaya.
This serves him RIGHT!!!!

pro01:
CNA your stinky, yansh-washing self to the grave for all I care, since you are so touchy about your occupation. Your TIRADES ooze faeces.

You are a glorified IDIOT.
Some of you idiots really need some soul searching. . . . . Everyone working abroad packs shyte or washes toilet - such moronic mentality can only come from a troglodyte like yourself.

U need some exposure to the real world.
The frustration generated by several mosquito bites and skin rash can only be the reason you think so absurdly.
U've got a lot to learn - A honest working shitpacker is morally better than a Yahoo-Yahoo bastard like yourself.

Kobojunkie:
Yes, Ijebu garri. i google the thing yesterday when I was debating price of food yesterday. For here, Ijebu garri is about $28 for a bag 50lb bag. Very good garri too. Elubo na almost the same price.

Thanx for this vital information.

eldee:
Fingers are not equal but why should the pinky finger be trying to do the 'fuckyou' sign when the middle finger is chilling??

Over-reaction.

That's what you guys say . . . till we see you tagged on Facebook closing down 40/40 with cartons Cristal.
Abeg go siddon jare.

Debosky has a permanent VIP section reserved for him @ 40/40.
The bobo na bigboy o. . . . .Shitpacking na serious biznizz.

hatch#:
Sauron,that's the spirit jare.
All these smoking guns here are busy fuming because I am of the opinion that most of them just can't help but feeling that most of us on visits there are coming to compete with them.Abeg we come in peace !

That i do not doubt. . . . . .

Kobojunkie:
Gari is actually cheaper there in the UK oooo!!!! I beleive you can get a 50KG bag for about 29 pounds there.

Is it?
Abeg, i need the proper Ijebu Garri.

eldee:
The funniest thing is, the big-ballers don't talk . . . TKB and Debosky go to Trinidad for beer.
They don't open threads on Nairaland to celebrate it.

But this one goes to the Liberia and the next thing it's on Nairaland's homepage.

J-girl drops an offline to tell me she's in London, by the time I see it, she's in Zurich or sumn, if Hatch does that, he'll close down Nairaland.

Cheese n Rice. . . . . .Eldee, fingers are not equal.
Na condition make crayfish bend.

hatch#:
I love to see people post and comment like wounded lions on threads on NL,I usually catch my fun to see people pour all their venom like some of our BNP fellows here are doing !

Hatch, i dey your back.
When are you visiting us again? Can you help with a sack of garri when you are coming?
I will pay you in cash(GBP) on arrival.

OvieE:
Just for one time he visited London and he's going nut. He is a fuccking idiot who deserve to be killed by lion.

F'kinell. . . . . . . .
Take it EASY on Hatch. . . . .Give him his credits(He paid for his return ticket by himself).

eldee:
FFS, my sisters went to Spain in the middle of a school session, Europe doesn't count when listing holidays.

U gotta be kidding me. . . . .
Are you saying a vacation in Europe doesn't count for a NIN?
Do you know how many hurdles the OP scaled to get to London?
Abeg, give HATCH some credits. . . . . . .Going to Rwanda is a big deal for NINs never mind EUROPE.

eldee:
You started the thread amigo . . .

He is the king of jobless folks.
Started a pointless, senseless thread. . . . .
I am even surprised he hasn't littered the whole place with his romance with the pigeons at Trafalgar Square.
Hatch wants everyone on NL to know he visited London(BY FORCE).