₦airaland Forum

debosky:
Hatch works for the BNP? 

Where are they giving out the £30,000? I'll sign up and return tomorrow. 

Debosky, Nick Griffin will stick his pitchfork in your eyeballs if you show up in any BNP meeting.

OvieE:
Tell themooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I salute you on this thread ~Sauron~, keep it up.

Na inferiority complex dey worry those NINs. . . . .

felifeli:
LMAO
oga which rope good pass the others because he be like so na people for ya house dey take die.
how may member of your family are simpletons ?. .one .  . two . .  three . . o ya now . . .

Go and hug a Mushin transformer and roast. . . . .
Idiots like you just jump from nowhere without any iota of common sense to spew fuckery. . . .
Confronted with the facts, you completely resorted to ebonics like a buttbreath that you are.
BRTs dey find drivers, better go and sign up!!!

felifeli:
Chei see how dem abuse person  for nairaland. If na me I no go eat for tonite o!
Oga I sure say you be thief book keeper. You done change 27,000 to 8,000 kiakia. Na jail you dey take play if you continue like this o! One day monkey . . . like you . . . go go market . . .
Anyway 8000GBP per annum still does not translate to 1000 per month. You are a buffoon.

Wrong pills musta been taken when you were in your mother's womb.
Are u such a slowpoke that you are struggling to cope with the pace of discussion?
Someone said Naija folks in Lekki pay 2 Milla Naira on rent per annum and i am saying folks in UK pay 1000 GBP a month which pretty much exceeds the 2 Milla Naija folks pay in Lekki over 12 months and you are here disgracing your father's lineage on a public forum.
Why not invest in a strong rope, tie it to a beam and do the obvious?
If you marry a retard like yourself, you will produce simpletons.

Ibime:
Dont mind the punk. . . .do you know how many relatives always begging for place to stay at short notice?. . . . they think they can gatecrash like we used to do in Nigeria, but Obodo Oyinbo dey different o!. . . . whilst the OP is organising plane ticket to UK, we in UK are organising 5-star all inclusive holidays to Cape Verde, Seychelles, Gambia, Martinique etc. . . . the OP needs deliverance!!!  

The OP must be high on skunk. . . . .
As soon as they manage to save N300,000, people nor dey hear word again.

Ibime:
Not another diaspora thread!!! 

Is there a change in genetics soon as someone moves abroad? How are NID's so different to NINs? 

Most NINs lack self-confidence plus they also have a very shallow mentality.
How can anyone(I mean the OP here) say the Nigerians in the UK are jealous of TWICE A YEAR trips to the UK?
What is so "outta-this-world" in coming to UK twice a year?

felifeli:
You are an uneducated monkey. Does 27,000 GBP  per annum translate  to 1000GBP a month ?.  I am sure you are not even living  in UK and you are only coming here to boost your ego and make noise. na your kind dey get house for lekki ?

You are a consummate retard. . . . .
How did you even come up with 27,000GBP? Do people pay the equivalent of 27,000GBP on RENT per annum in Nigeria?
The argument was whether London folks pay the equivalent of N2 million(8000GBP) as rent per annum and the answer is a resounding YES!!!

If you are so moronic you think 27,000GBP is 2 million Naira then your folks need to take you to TB Joshua for spiritual cleansing.
I don't blame you. . . . .I blame the CMD of Aro Hospital that allowed internet usage for psychiatric patients like yourself.
Ewu Ara!!!!

felifeli:
Anyone who pays that much "rent" in ANY country ought to be put in a mental hospital or is probably dealing coke. If you could pay that to the mortgage company for your own house they will roll out the red carpet for you.

Pay a mortgage company 1000 GBP every month for the next 25-30 years?
I am 100% certain you need the mental hospital more than anyone that has posted on this topic.
How much do think houses go for here? U are clueless?

tkb417:
drug abuse?

thats the antidote to exterminating malaria symptoms from my body

so i'd rather abuse drugs than get killed by mosquitoes

Haaaaaaa. . . . . . .TKB!!!!
And you have been luring me to relocate to Lagos.
If i'd died in Lagos, ma spirit for torment you.

Anti-malaria drugs every 2 weeks?
Very soon, those drugs won't work for you again. . . . .Ya body system will need something more.
Take am softly, i don't wanna come to your funeral.

tkb417:
LOLOLOL

i think im immuned to malaria now

mosquities dont even like to bite me again cos i take malaria drugs every 2 weeks

Na drug abuse be that one o.
U need counselling.

tkb417:
like every month
are we complaining

I remember telling some white boys that when i was in Naija - Malaria was like twice a year rituals for me.
They nearly ran away. Malaria to them is like HIV. They didn't believe my tales until i called 5 of ma Naija friends to verify.
If you tell Candy(your oyibo girlfriend) this every month own - i swear she nor go call you again.

tkb417:
in short, the average rent in UK for Nigerians is 27,000 GBP
yeah right

2000GBP = N500,000

around phase 1 in Lekki, its not uncommon to get rents at 2m per annum so we aint paupers here u know

2 million naira per annum is 8000 GBP.
99.9% of the Nigerians here pay that as rent EVERY YEAR. . . .
The cheapest one bedroom apartment in the London Area is about 800 GBP per month.

tkb417:
wetin u wan come do for 9ja?
hehehehe

we have mosquitoes here o

Cheiiiiiii -
TKB, how many times does an average Nigerian fight Malaria Fever in a year?

martinosi:
I never Judge or under-rate Nigerian in the uk,  I have a friend that does
driving instructing work in south london and the guy owns nearly
4 multi-million naira properties in Abuja and has over 10 properties in London
what der he*ck is what i thought is he doing doing driving instruction work

Driving Instructors are KINGS in this land.
They make an average of 500 -700 pounds per week.
How many Bankers can match that in Nigeria?

All they do is sit around and tutor AA students how to drive in a fully a/c car.
Drive around for 1 hour and go to the next addy to pick the next student.
I'm seriously considering doing it these days.

Kobojunkie:
Na only you im go offer free excursion? Why e no offer am everybody for here? Me sef I fit Pretend say I no like Naija. lol

Sorry, you are too LATE.

texazzpete:
I'm sorry, but we're discussing cutting edge smartphones here. The Satio doesn't measure up.

In this day n age, no smartfone can match the iPhone. . . . .
The apps on em are just too good to be true. . . .It's the king of smart phones.
Steve Job, i doff ma hat to you. . . . .

waoosa:
Kobo Junkie,
If you read well, i have been responding ONLy to SAUROn as I feel he is intelligent to be discussed with but somehow pissed about the state of our Country which I want him to start appreciating.

I appreciate your kind gesture. . . . . .I am well pleased.

Kobojunkie:
I know that but there are many "Saurons" right there in Nigeria who will appreciate that help too. Why try to "convert" the one that is not with you there now when there are over a million right there with you needing it more?Maybe spend that thousand right there in Nigeria on your fellow FULLTIMERS to correct the image of Nigerian they have.Good for you. And I believe if you continue to do just that you would not need to spend those thousands you plan to on "CONVERTING" the saurons who live abroad.  Once they start to notice the change you effect, they are more likely to get the image of Nigeria you are trying to sell them then.

Kobojunkie, Haba. . . . .Please don't queer the pitch for me na!!!
There's ONLY one Sauron. . . . . .Where did you see thousands of Saurons in Nigeria?
Woosa wants to take me on an excursion to his State(all expenses paid) and you are discouraging him. . .
We go fight for here oooo.

I am definitely watching with ma TV on permanent MUTE.

Those stuffs irritate ma eardrums.
Vuvuzelas or whatever they are called is just ANTIFOOTBALL.

waoosa:
Sauron,
I don't know you and you don't me. But  I want to promise you something that may change your attitude about Nigeria.
am sure once experince this, you would want to come back home.

I love Naija o. . . . .don't get me wrong.
Everything about Naija is aiight except for the electricity issues(that drives me mad) and it's one of the reasons i hate OBJ with a passion.

next time you are coming to Nigeria, Let me know. I will pay your flight down to my state. Lodge you in any hotel you want while I take you round the city. For you not to think someone wants to scam you, I can meet you up and we report to any police office to let them know you are with me. I can do anything to improve the image of our country.

This is tantalizing. . . . . . .I'll def'ly holler you up.

@Tkb417,

Na your mate be that o.
All you have ever offered me are ashawos wey dey kuramo beach.
Nonsense Lagos Boy.

tkb417:
the cost of eating that pie is the probs we face day in day out
we are not complaining

Sauron cannot afford that cost for now. . . . .
When i'm ready, i go holler you.

tkb417:
God bless u
the boi has been discussing with coys on how to come back home
b4 the end of the year, dont be surprised when he starts defending Nigerians living at home

I go do ma NYSC for Abuja first.

tkb417:
and who told u im the guvnor of my state? how did i steal your money oooo?

ive never held any public post so how did i steal your money?

i have worked all my life in  private coys so all u wrote is balderdash

i insist ure a yahhoboi cos u cannt reason properly

and one last thing, all your household deserves to be shot @ bar beach

Odikwa Serious.

tkb417:
ol boi, those were the Ikeja days

moved on boss. . . .

i leave the office late cos of the nature of my work

its standard anywhere in the world. ask osikita when he leaves his office in London

Osita stays back to shag em secretaries and receptionists. . . .
Besides, he goes home at nights knowing there's electricity and security.
I cannot vouch the same for any Banker in Lagos. . . . .

tkb417:
im just tryin to attend to the yahooboiz in London wey no go let us hear word cos den dey live for London

all of una dey crase

Nor mind the poof(RecentPost).
Na only 6 months visa him get come dey mescaform for here. . . .
Anuofia!!!

RecentPost:
@Sauron
I can sense you are very poor before you left nigeria,to tell you the fact,nigeria is better than uk in some sense( if you are rich)and i can prove it if you want me to.It was like paradise the last time i was in nigeria,the house in nigeria is far better than my house here,24/7 on generator,hmmm mosquito ke?nice food at the right time,suya everywhere,puccy for just 10grand, what else you need in life? people just work like dog here,no enjoyment only if you want to end up in jail!

Of course, i was poor in Nigeria but your folks are poorer than i was back then. . . .

You are a glorified simpleton. . . .
24/7 Generator? The last time i went to Naija i couldn't sleep. Generators make noise.
I dunno how people sleep with em and the fumes and the air pollution is nauseating.
Even if you have the noiseless ones, your neighbours are there bursting your eardrums with noise.

The quality of life in Naija is ZILCH. I don't care how many whores you slept with whilst in Naija.
You must lack self-confidence to be paying to sleep with women.
Where do you stay in UK? Brixton i guess. . . . .

waoosa:
Sauron,
I don't support the poster that said UK residents are jealous of home based Nigerians but you would be very surprise to hear that where I live and work,I can wake up 7am and get to my office by 7:15am. no stress and good roads and my pay is very very very ok.

You are one in a million.
My friend here tkb417 wakes up 4am everyday like a soldier in the barracks and he doesn't get home till 11pm.
His pay is nice and mouth-watering but at what cost to his health? Debarring any freak accident, i will live 10 years longer than him.

Most of my friends in UK have their CVs in my box that am ready to push in once the opportunity arises.
Nigeria is not that bad as we think. may not be in the same bracket with Uk now but with our support, we will get there.

The thing is. . . . .UK is not for everybody just like Nigeria is not for everyone.
To each his own. . . .

I know lagos is tight man but you have other lovely states in Nigeria.

Like Osun and Abia where the city sleeps at 5pm?

tkb417:
hehehehe
Bonny island= the pay is shyte
Port Harcourt? the pay is shyte
Warri? pay is shyte?

MEND, Ijaw/Itshekiri, Kidnapping, whores, swamps, mosquitoes.
I work for Escravos for 3 months - the place na like IRAQ.

what are u talking about?
ure losing touch with what goes on in 9ja o paddy
and i dont ever want to see u with ma sister o

Let your sister decide herself now.
Is she under 18?

sley4life:
Are our police not effective

The Police are the ones doing the robbery. . . . .

tkb417:
Is Lagos the only place in Nigeria?

I don't reckon with other parts. . . . .apart from ABUJA.
Where there's no massive traffic and mosquitoes, the pay is shyte.

[quote author=KG_NAIRA link=topic=459274.msg6181434#msg6181434 date=1276087998][b]Those abroad labour too hard [/b]for too little. I did my postgraduate studies in the UK and know exactly what I am talking about.[/quote]Like waking up everyday by 5am and returning home by 11pm?

tkb417:
my baby sister doesnt live in your part of London so u would never have crossed her path

Me and your Babysister watched England's warm-up game together on Monday.
I'll spare you the details.

u come to Nigeria and stay in shanty sheraton and u wont let me rest?
u know how much your hombre dey spend when i show for dt side

Wetin hombre dey spend? Make you talk am. . . . .

u nor fit impress tkb na
go and siddon u this fake london boi

Why should i impress tkb? U be woman?

Watching Oz(seasons 1-6) for the 6th time.

tkb417:
so how did you know i dont pay the bills?

u be sorcerer? i pay all my bills

abi u wan come stay with me? no chance in hell

Hehehehehe. . . . . . . . .
I have never stayed in anyone's place whenever i visit Naija.
I don't even stay in ma own house for fear of armed robbers and blood-licking Mosquitoes.

I am a night crawler. . . . . Staying with ma folks is a whole lot of stress with so many gates to pass through and those gates stay shut at nights.
I nor get time to dey stress maself or bribing vigilante groups. . . . . . .
So tkb. . . . .U nor get point and i reiterate, you don't pay ALL your bills(your baby-sister told me so).

slap1:
Nobody is catching or 'caughting' them. You need to hear the sound of their guns and the confidence they exude: they'd be robbing at a point and about 2 or 3 of them would move to over 500m from the scene, shooting into the air and chatting among themselves, and are they in a hurry to go? A week today over 30 people got hit by stray bullets when they robbed Fidelity Bank at Alaoji Motor Spare Parts Market, so many of them died on the spot (i tell u dis wit evri degree of certitude 'cos I was around there that fateful day, though NTA Aba reported zero casualty).Even a mad man who tried to provide some comic relief by threatening to sue & deal with them was not spared. People are living in fear in Aba (I'm even leaving for Owerri 2moro). Then you need to see the Mobile Policemen jumping into nearby bushes and quickly changing their uniforms, the thieving Bakassi boys will always come when the robbers are long gone. . . .

It's such a pity Nigerians don't realize the Politicians in Abia are fully responsible for this. . . . .
Whenever there's a series of bank robberies happening at an alarming rate. . . .it's all down to Politics.
They need the money to start off their campaign for the coming elections. . . . .

tkb417:
see this one

i live in the tushest part of las gidi apart from Ikoyi so what are u talking about

my peeps live in Ikeja

go and tell your agents they missed this one

No one is disputing where you live. . . . .I know you stay in Dodan Barracks
The issue is you don't pay ALL the bills where you stay, chikena.

texazzpete:
Please mention any other phone in the world that has similar 'features and functions'.

At the end of the day, what you guys fail to realise is that specs matter little - it's the ultimate user experience that wins overall. The Nokia N97 is loaded to the hilt with all the bells and whistles. Guess what? it's a thoroughly mediocre phone that even Nokia have gone on record to express grave disappointment with the finished product. The N96 had better specs than the N95 in almost every way. It sucked.
The ultimate reason why Apple sells so many iPhone is that the overall user experience is top notch in every way. From the build quality to the OS, to the plethora of available apps, it just feels complete.

+1

tkb417:
im sure my rent is as high as what you pay in UK so dont even go there

and na me dey pay am no be my papa.

LIAR LIAR
PANTS ON FIRE.

The only bill you pay in that house is your DSTV subscription and that is ALL because of Man Utd and Berbatov.

Mobinga:
Are you guys seriously that daft?
1-Sauron: 100% Stu.pid
2-Eldee: 50% Stu.pid
3-Tosin: 490% Stu.pid

Your ancestors, the donor and recipient of your Y-chromosomes plus the generation unborn in your LINEAGE are all 100% morons.

eldee:
Nah, he just skipped classes to do a lil weed in primary school.
He even forgot how to spell his username properly. . . he was so good at grass that the teacher named him wrap-junkie

It was as a result of weed that he mistakenly forgot the 'w' hence . . . rapjunkie.

Chei. . . . . . . .See classic WORDPLAY from the stables of Prof Eldee(The Sigmund Freud Of This Generation).


@ Rapjunkie,

This is the kinda lyrical brilliance i wanna see in Modo's lyrics not telling us about prime/even numbers that don't hit their bull's eye.
So is you really a WRAP-junkie or a Rap-junkie?

eldee:
I saw  John Q and Inside Man yesterday, what other movies are we going to review??
Let me watch them on get my review ready.

When are we going to review PUBLIC ENEMIES. . . . .
I think it's one of the best movies of LAST YEAR. . . .Johnny Depp gave a sterling performance.
This movie is air-tight!!!