₦airaland Forum

mama-gee:
I have a feeling that some psychoic ladies might have started sending romantic letters to that idiot, I'm I in anyway right.

ode remo:
same thing i want for them but me sitting in my south east residence you somewhere in the universe can kick our sofa 20x and curse on the internet, what have we achieved , nada.
the situation in Nigeria need  all our corncert ed efforts to route all rouge elements in our society frm south to the east and north.

ode remo:
relax guy, i just watched it me self.the story is same its just report from diff, angle.

manmustwac:
very sojuicy story  

sojuicy:
When I was about 17, and had just finished my first year of University, my uncle introduced me to his pastor hoping that being close to the man's family would lead me to Christ.

I was quite surprised, and yes, naive, when I realised that his kind smiles and reasssuring touches, were deliberate.  No one thought anything of me staying the night to sleep in their house.  He was the first to suggest it to my uncle, who agreed with no problem.  Then he'd get me to wait behind until every one had gone to sleep.  His wife was heavily pregnant at the time.   I remember the first time he invited me to lay my head down on his lap.

And me, mumu, was sure that as a pastor, there couldn't be any sexual motive behind the suggestion.

Did I mention that at this point, he would be wearing just a "wrappa" around his waist?

Before long, his "solja" was emerging from a gap in the wrappa and he was urging me to get orally acquainted.

And this became the norm.  Blossoming from oral to the full shebang there on their living room floor.  Then I'd have to face his wife in the morning who was oblivious to his treachery.  We'd go out and there in the back seat, his hand would make it's way under my dress, or he'd guide my hand towards his open zip to give him a hand job.

There were often pretty young girls surrouding him and visiting his house. This was what he told me when I first got nervous about his wife suspecting. He said she would never think of such a thing because there were always ladies around him.

At the time I figured that he'd targetted me because I was not a believer.  But when I came back to Lagos a year later, stronger in my own faith, and determined that what we'd been doing was really wrong and if he couldn't stop it, I would, he turned on me and gave me a serious verbal lashing when I rejected his moves.  He was so sure I'd come back for more.  He asked me who I thought I was, to think I was above such. He said I was fooling myself.

I ceased all contact with him and his family after that. He is the most callous of all the "men of God" that I have known that messed about like that.

I think he is in politics now. I googled him. Still very handsome. Now, if he played games with me, he would meet his match.

Sojuicy - Older, Wiser,

chamotex:
Don't mind them . . . .who's loss?

dayokanu:
This is not a good advice given the number of girls out there who are ready to Pounce

chamotex:
I'm still experimenting on the audio and sound . . . so bare with me.

Lil Sneak peek

This is it . . . http://www.plunder.com/Chamotex-A-millie-freestyle-download-5dc6e3d058.htm

chamotex:
Is this Lukaku guy 16

duduspace:
Exactly, Lukaku is a massive talent and might turn out to be like another Rooney scenario for Arsenal where we were basically priced out of buying the player, I know we are still keeping tabs on him and if for any reason he slips under the radar and the attention wears off, we might still get him. I'm not sure he is much faster than B52 to be honest and he has still got some way to go particularly on the technical side of things but he is definitely Drogba's heir apparent.

He might be better than B52 in the long run but even then it wouldn't be by much as they are in the same mould and B52 is definitely not getting enough credit for what he is doing right now (mostly from we the Arsenal fans as we just take delight in bashing our own players for whatever reason) since his return, he's been getting goals and assists and we've not lost, the advancement our players make just gets lost in the media's Arsenal have not won anything in ages rantings.

I just want these boys to win something and then they can start getting credit for their abilities.

slimshay:
And in this retarded person's mind, football is usually played for 70mins.

duduspace:
He still needs to work on the technical side of his play though, cos there isn't much more physical development left for him (6 ft 3 at 16 years of age, if he wasn't born in belgium people would have doubted that was his true age).
No worries though, we've got Galindo and Wellington Silva, and I don't see Lukaku being much or any better than Bendtner in the long run anyway.

tomba:
You guys don't need to be argumentative about this sauron is just being mischievous cos i always use condoms & have not slept with another person 4 over 3 years dat i've known her. Unbelievable isn't it? Well, let me intimate u with another instance when she said she was going to see her cousin against my dissent cos i was suspicious of the cousin thing. She defied me and it almost led to a quarrel, i then let her go. She came back hours later looking & acting ruffled. She then told me, without even asking her o, that she went to see an old aquaintance and the guy slept with her. The funniest part is that just a day earlier, she was crying with pleasure when we made luv. Well, thanks to you Nairalanders, i can now summont the strenght to finally ditch her & 4get any luv or compassion.

y me:
oh we can also get freaky in church too what ya think?
_{1 hour 42 minutes more}

y me:
never mind,the 2 glocks are gonna make way for the QUEEN BEE 
just 2 more hours baby and am gonna be at ya door
sharon stone you want make i break your head
_{if you nor take time now i go take you go Atan}

y me:
i know u aint gonna be allergic to sexy hot ghost baby
^{i will be at your door at 1:am} so watch out

honeric01:
Now these are the reasons why he should be given the benefit of doubt: what if the condom he used broke/tore/slipped off or leaked? What if it was an old or weak condom?or cant these scenerio occure?

mystikal:
Well, if It says anything, Fulham are currently mauling the German champions

y me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX6m5CrFLyg&feature=related
nurrin do you becareful before you end up with red oil on your lips
its in slavanisky language so you wont understand

honeric01:
Too bad u think ALL nigerian men have a lie fabricating tendency including you but i'm not in that league with you and i no alot of nigerian men who are not in that league too. He mite have nt opened up more but he still has the right to be given the benefit of doubt.

rokiatu:
I think in this day and age the size zero is considerd the norm. (for some not me) is this just for celebrities or people in genral.
What do men today consider "fat"

y me:
check wetin out of course you will do that, you wey like chop and clean mouth

you want me to post the virginity confirmatory test i did today

eldee:
You's still talking??

Infact, I didn't wanna do this, but we're taking it to the next level.
The name of the track is now C₂H₆-C₂H₄-O-O-C₂H₄-C₂H₆ ft Spitzophrenic, Streetwize and DBR.

honeric01:
And hw's it a bad habit? Do u no d girl in person? Do u ave any other information different from what the poster provided or do u no the poster in person? That analogy u posted does nt rhyme with whats being discussed because u do nt no d guy or d girl neither do u no me or my girl, so i'd dismiss any rumor like that without thinking twice.

chamotex:
When its on its on so what are you on?

eldee:
You wanna diss moi??

Watch out for CH₃-CH₂-O-CH₂-CH₃ ft Spitzophrenic, Streetwize and DBR.

Diva 2.0:
This is common knowledge but I agree though.