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dayokanu:
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
How IPSWICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I learnt the party there was off the hook.
Sorry about Robben and Olic.

Sorry about Nani.
He found your NET twice and made Phillip Lahm look like a complete twunt!!!

Of last years finalists only Barca got through on away goals so you can complete it
Arsenal anyone? Sound like the motto of a club from North London

Yes, Barca did but none of their fans went on blogs/forums to rant like you are doing.
They just accepted the rub of the green in their favour and went on to win the BIG EARS.
United outplayed Bayern Munich at OT(at least until Rafael's red card) and you still LOST the game playing against 10 men - pathetic!!!!

I see you are still sore. JERKal, Sorry I would reprimand Robben and Olic
I have asked everyone but I would ask you for one big favour,

There's nothing to be ashamed of. . . . . .This was always a transition season for Man Utd after the exit of Ronaldo/Tevez.
Of course, there are positives to take out of the game.
Watching a 19 yr-old Rafael sodomising the best player in Bunde$liga is enough amusement. . . . .United don't have to win the UCL every season.
Remind us where Barcelona finished after winning 2005/6 UCL season.

CAN WE PLAY YOU EVERY WEEKEND?

Play us every weekend at OT and lose 3-2 every weekend.
Officer Nani will make sure of that score-line.
I swear. . . . . . .

chic2pimp:
Dude is finally back from his self Imposed exile . . . . . . . HOW IPSWICH
Anyways sha Lemme Ask My Own. . . . . . . . . . HOW MARKET?

Ipswich? Who went to Ipswich?
Direct that question to the shameless moderator that got me banned just before the game.

dayokanu:
You guys want to play a game and have not spoken to bayern already? Have we given you the go ahead to play more matches?

The last time y'all celebrated after a game was Bolton(before bayern) You better come make we lift the curse

Shut your rotten mouth, Dayokanu!!!!

Cheese n Rice. . . . . .Just a few days outta the blogoshphere and you are here ejac'ing nonsense because your team won on away goals.
Fact of the matter was. . . . .U won a game at AA, we won a game at OT.
At the end of the day, match ended 4-4 so whatz your pre-ejac'ing about?

Of all the S/finalists, Bayern were the only team that advanced on away goals(y'all are the weakest team remaining).
Nor be your fault, i blame a useless line assistant and Rafael for tugging at Ribery after he had sodomised Ribery for the best part of 50 mins.
Only one team can win the UCL and seeing that this is your first semifinals in 9 years, one should understand your seminal fluids boiling at 100 degrees centigrade.

United will be back next season to compete.
There's nothing wrong in going out in the Q/finals after getting into the Final twice in a row.
If Bayern are as good as you make them out to be. . . . .Let em play 2 Finals in a row starting from this season.

FFS, if i see you gloat/rant about a useless victory again, i will pound your Nazi head.
You disgusting hellion.
Buzz off!

chic2pimp:
Well, I Insist Almunia,Vermaelen, Sagna and Eboue graduated from Le Arsene Academy.
Or ain't that what the Gaynners want us to believe?

None of these players played in the academy league.
They were all plucked from other academies and sent straight to Wenger's senior squad.

For real? Did Barca really get those players for free whilst Arsenal got the Likes of Silvestre(Fergie is a Genius )

Xavi, Iniesta, Bojan, Messi, Valdes, Pique, etc cost £0 and yet some useless GAYnners here will have us believe Wenger is the best talent spotter.
Fergie knew what he was doing when he sold Agent Silvestre to Arsenal. . . .He planted a mole there!!
Do you really think beating Arsenal(Home/Away) in the UCL last season and beating em(home/away) in the league this season is coincidence?

Agent Silvestre is giving Fergie the inside schematics of Wenger's "sexy" football.

chic2pimp:
Are You saying the Likes of Walcott,Almunia,Vermalen and Sagna aren't Home Grown?

How is Walcott, Almunia, Vermaelen and Sagna home grown?
How many of them graduated in the Arsenal academy?

On the top of me head. . . .Valdes, Xavi, Iniesta, Bojan, Messi, Busquets, Pedro, Pique, Puyol all graduated from La Masia.
They cost £0, they are all Catalonians unlike Wenger's buncha foreign mercenaries who cannot win shyte to save Wenger's credibility.

debosky:
Sharon
Stop chatting poppycock - If Macheda's handball was allowed then why not an offside goal?

We could argue the officials were not in a position to see how Macheda bundled the ball home.
Simon Beck had an obstructed view and yet he didn't see Drogba was OFFside.

If the ref made the right calls you'd lose the game anyways.

If the ref made the right calls, United woulda scored from JS Park's penalty shout.
1-1 at HALF TIME woulda meant Chelsea defending their 1 point in the 2nd half and we woulda hammered em.
Same thing happened to Liverpool and they LOST.

dayokanu:
GAYYners are demented no doubt.

Tell me how many clubs have conceeded 4 goals to the same player in the CL knockout stage.

I thunk Wenger would blame Barcelona's pressing yesterday as the reason why they lost.
In the EPL, he has blamed the pitch, his coach driver, the weather, the physical way other teams play Arsenal, Nani's show-boating, etc.
Over 2 legs, Barcelona outclassed, outfoxed, outthunk and were even neater than Arsenal FC as a whole.

Wenger always rants about playing "sexy" football(his number 1 policy) and yet he was made a mediocre by a Barca side full of HOME GROWN players.

eldee:
I will watch ten minutes per day for the next week.
The anticipation is killing me, but I can't bear to spend one week waiting for this.

I cannot believe it took 16 episodes for CTU to realise they had a mole in Dana Walsh.

President Hassan is a retard. He got what he wanted.

ritchboy:
Sauron
you are a prime example of an irredeemable F00L.
Only a certified dimwit would say Ronaldo was "CLEARLY" better than Messi in the summer of 09.
Who is talking about form? Rooney would sacrifice Kai+Coleen to Zeus to possess half of Messi's ability without remorse.

You are a buffoon.
Thierry Henry is Messi's team-mate and he also said Ronaldo was a better player.

In an interview with Record, the former English Premiership player explained his opinion:
“First of all, you have to take into account that Leo [Messi] and Cristiano Ronaldo are different players,”
“For sure they can play on any position from the midfield up, they both have extraordinary technique, but they are different, Henry stated.
“And, if Messi is scoring more goals nowadays, Ronaldo is a player that has scored more and topped the scoring charts last season.
Therefore, I have to recognise that Cristiano Ronaldo is better than Leo Messi.”


And even with all these talks, some school of thunks would even tell you Xavi/Iniesta are both better than Messi/Ronaldo.

Emperoh:
Mancs

See medicine after death. . . .

Referee Mike Dean has been demoted from officiating in the Premier League this weekend. Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson called his performance "poor" in their 2-1 defeat by Chelsea on Saturday, while Dean also awarded Blackburn a questionable penalty in their 1-0 win over Burnley the week before.

Simon Beck, who failed to flag Didier Drogba offside for Chelsea's second goal, has also been demoted and both will officiate at Bristol City this weekend. (Daily Mail)

What Simon Beck did was deliberate.
I can understand marginal OFFside calls where a striker's leg or arm is the difference or where the line assistant's view is blocked from seeing the action but Simon Beck couldn't have been in a better position to see Drogba and another Chelsea player were OFFside.

2 wrong decisions gave Chelsea 6 points at Man Utd's expense this season.
U win some, u lose some.
OT Immortals will never stop FIGHTING.

ritchboy:
DK
I wonder if Sir Faglex Faggotson still thinks Ronaldo is "streets" ahead of Messi. . . What an oaf!

Stop talking like a fool.
As at the time Ferguson made that statement - Ronaldo was CLEARLY better than Messi.
Even Messi reaffirmed the statement himself saying Ronaldo was the better PLAYER.

Players rise and dip in form.
Messi's form is far superior now. There was a time this year that Rooney was the best in the world.
The OP is not stupid. . . . .You are the plonker.

slimshay:
And Suara will continue is his silly efforts to discredit Vermaleen. No amount of slanted post match comments or analysis will sell this one. Nucca you cant sell us bullshit, we know the prices.

He is our player we see him day in day out , we know where he can improve, so keep your analysis to yourself. Thank you.

Anyways as far as I'm concerned bout the match, I go with Dr. Kit, our players failed to turn up. Barca play a very good pressing game, why we couldnt do that when we didnt have the ball is beyond me. Only one player was running to the man with the ball and guess what he was winning it. Stand up Kelechy  .

I did not write the article. . . . . .I was just showing you LOSERS Vermaelen is not better than Kolo Toure.
Anyways, more passing statistics. . . . .Xavi rules the roost again.

https://www.zonalmarking.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/barcelona-arsenal-passing-stats-xavi1.jpg https://www.zonalmarking.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/arsenal-2-2-barcelona-passing-2.jpg

Dr Kitaun:
Verm is not as fantastic as we make him look, he is always no where in sight to prevent goals when we lose this badly, remember VIDA?

Vermaelen is useless - He has no positional sense and he is tactically inept.
I was telling HNIC yesternight but the plonker kept clutching at straws blaming Clichy and Silvestre for the goals conceded.
This was written by a journo last night. . . . .

And the most damning part is that Messi provided the initial pass to the player who then assisted his first two goals. For the first he played it to Pedro and later got it back, for the second he slipped it through to Abidal who put the cross in. On both occasions, he picked the ball up in space you would be disappointed to give any player in the competition, let alone the very best one.

The third (and to a certain extent) the fourth were caused – yet again – by a positional error from Thomas Vermaelen.
And it’s the same mistake time and time again, coming too high up towards the ball to pick up a striker who has dropped deep.

It happened against Manchester United, against West Ham, and now against Barcelona home and away, and it’s costing Arsenal a ridiculous number of goals.

It’s such a blatant and persistent error that this website will feature an article on it within the next week, but it’s quite incredible that Vermaelen can keep making the same mistake and not face any criticism in the mainstream media for it.

dayokanu:
@Sauron And that was barca at its prime with Dinho Etoo, Deco ad everyone

Sissoko was the star of the night

Dayo, lets pity the GAYnners.
So near, yet so far but if Wenger mentions beautiful football again, i will piss in his face.

dayokanu:
IMPOSSICANT!!!

You mean he did the Nesta of Emirates? i dont believe you, You too dey lie. Debo can you pls confirm?

Vermaelen is not better than Titus Bramble.
He is tactically inept.

bgees:
Even Liverpool would have done better.  

Liverpool destroyed Barca 2-1 at Camp Nou some seasons ago
Bellamy sodomised Barca, they didn't know what hit them.

tkb417:
@Bluediva
Did you just say Barca cannot beat Chelsea 4-1?
Na lie ooo

Chelsea won't play as OPEN as Arsenal.
They will go catenaccio for 180 mins and frustrate Barcelona.
Worst case scenario 2-0.

dayokanu:
messi should easily overtake Ronaldos 42 goals this season and dont tell me its because the La Liga is easy cos we saw him score 4 against a non La Liga side today

He will score 60 goals this season.
The little Argie is simply untouchable.
He tore Vermaelen a new one tonight.

debosky:
Keep screaming disgrace - we went further than you in the competition, made more money than you in the competition. Take that to the bank and keep screaming 'disgrace'.  

Y'all are a disgrace.
The biggest disgrace to English football.
What bugs me is the fact that the only thing Arsenal lay claims to(beautiful football) isn't the required standard.

Barcelona(beautiful football and winning co-exists)
Arsenal(beautiful football, no winning mentality).

SHAME on y'all.

BlueDiva:
What a moronic statement.
Only you will say Anderson is better than Ribery 'cos he's won a CL medal.

By all the powers conferred on me by the moderators, you are a lummox.
Anderson is a CM, Ribery is a winger.
Where is the correlation? Are Chelsea fans genetically silly?

marco74:
@Sauron-since it's pretty clear u r a wikipedia analyst,it might be hard 4 u 2 get the tape of the 2nd leg at OT.If u can,get it then come back and talk properly.As I said the result was "academic", as it was over as a contest after Ronaldo's hat-trick.U can google "what "academic" means in this context sha.I'm sure u saw my earlier response to TBK417 in relation to the result.By the way why would i lie about the result??any1 can check it out,so why would i lie??

How silly can a man get?
Ronaldo got his hatrick in 60 mins. . . . with 30 mins left to play.
What is to say United couldn't score 4 goals in the remaining 30 mins to advance to the next stage?

Gunnaz007:
Go and think of how you will upturn Bayern's victory over your team in the second leg tomoro; the last time i checked, chelsea whuped your backside well; and u are here making noise!!!!

We have nothing to prove.
United reached 2 European finals back to back. . . . .even if we get eliminated tomorrow - it ain't the end of the world.
WE WON IT few seasons ago.

Arsenal fans, where is your Champions League trophy?

vicade:
So has Kanu. Ronaldo de Lima has never won the Champions League and he is the Best player ever after Messi

All of the Chelsea squad have never won the Champions League bar Ferriera,Deco and Carvalho.

WENGER IS A GREAT MANAGER,HATE IT OR LOVE IT.

Messi Messi Messi. Messi Beaucoup

Kanu and Ronaldo de Lima did not have 14 years time-frame to win the Champions League.
Wenger is a FAILURE.

HNIC:
Pele ko, Puskas ni
Meanwhile where's Anderson
Injured or just can't make the team anymore

Worry more about Denilson that was sexually-molested by Busquets and Pedro.
Anderson has won a Champions League medal - something Wenger is yet to achieve in his moronic life.

marco74:
@Sauron-i'd be bringing myself 2 your level if i exchange insults with u!You know what they say about pple who don't have solid ground to stand on when discussing issues??they result to insults and name calling!!

Look at this plonker, do i know you from adam?
This is Nairaland, whatever you say can be/will be used against you.

U lied Real Madrid whupped us at OT - A genius like you should know better.
I don't have time haggling over pederasts who cannot get their facts right.

HNIC:
@Marco
You dey mind Sauron?
He once said Manucho was the African Pele

Yea!!!
He outscored Drogba, Kanoute, Etoo and other African players in CAF 2008.
Isn't that a mark of Pele?

doyin13:
marco74. . .I share your disgust jare.  

Fergie wanted to play a fast one in the match last year.

Quickly score like Scholes did the year previously
and sit back to defend the lead.

To think the so called Genius would set his stall so ridiculously.

After their initial gra gra, we were living witnesses to the adage
''man pass man''.

Rant all you can. . . .
SAF eliminated Barcelona in 2007/8 without conceding a single goal.
Until any other manager achieves that, y'all are spewing balderdash.

marco74:
@Sauron-your way of analysing football is beyond me!!I made a reference to it sometime ago!!Can't u be objective once your team is involved??I'm a gunner thru and thru,and i had little hope we could turn this around.Yeah we were outclassed by Barca and Messi.He did same to you in the finals,and u come out and say he was quiet apart from the goal he scored!!The other time u said Barca wouldn't av won if it was a 2-legged affair??U were outclassed in the biggest club match in Europe,yet u can come up with a reason??

Put a cock in your rotten mouth.
Barcelona played you for 90 mins and scored 4 goals. They played against Man Utd for 90 mins and scored 2 goals.
Besides that, United eliminated em the previous season so what have you got to say - Barca(including Messi + Henry + Etoo) couldn't score a single goal against United for 180 mins. They scored 6 goals against Arsenal in the same time-frame.

our logic is more often than not baffling!!okay Messi scored 4 against us today,u 4got el fenomenon scored a hat=trick against you at old trafford??Madrid sodomized man u over the 2 legs that year remember?

FAUX!!!!!

U dont have memory.
Man Utd still won the game 4-3 and yes, Ronaldo was bang in form in that game.
When he got subbed, 75.000 Man Utd fans applauded his brilliance. . . ,  United still won the game on the night but lost on aggregate.

Piece of advice,it's not a sign of weakness to own up when u r well and truly beaten,which is what i've (and hope objective arsenal fans) will do!!
Remember what SAF said about Xavi b4 the UCL final?? "I don't think he is ever given the ball away in his life"and by the way Rooney said he believed Iniesta was the best player in the world after that match!!
Lets see what happens 2moro!

Shut up your mouth and go n nurse your bleeding rectum.
Messi sodomised your team with 4 goals and you are here quoting what SAF said abot Xavi and what Wazza said about Iniesta.
What has that gotta do with Wenger's failure again in European football?

14 seasons in charge of Arsenal and nothing to show for it in Europe
6 seasons without a league title.
5 seasons without any title.
Arsenal fans should go hug a transformer and stop being BITTER.

HNIC:
esp someone like Dayo
Barca scored 4 goals in the 1st half against Bayern last season.
It was a disgrace of a match
It was like a footie practice.
At least, we can say we had RVP,Gallas,Arshavin,Cesc and Song out.
It was the full team

Barcelona also had Ibrahimovic, Henry, Pique, Puyol and Chygrynskiy out.

doyin13:
rubbish. . . .the UEFA CUP counts now eh.

It wasn't even a second rate trophy then. . . . .A two legged final for chrissakes.

What happened when he faced Barca a few years later with Romario and Stoichkov.
They got whooped so bad, the chewing gum fell out of his mouth and he was pointing
to his stopwatch in the 80th minute.

If it doesn't count. . . . .why were Real Madrid, Bayern Munich and Barcelona playing in the competition?

When he faced Barca a few years later, English clubs were constrained with the '8 + 3' foreign rule that condemned many foreign players to the bench. The 4-0 loss was inevitable.
Peter Schmeichel didn't even get to play.

doyin13:
I don't know why you feel you can beat your chest.

But for the influx of top foreign managers into the Premier League
who forced Fergie to get better, United might probably still be without
a continental trophy under his watch.

. . . . . .And yet Ferguson beat Barcelona in 1991 to win a European cup in his first ever attempt in Europe with Man Utd.
Was Wenger here in 1991?
Doyin13, stop bleating like a rat.

Fergie is a genius.
He won in Europe beating Bayern Munich and Real Madrid with Aberdeen. . . .
Were foreign managers in Scottish league too?

HNIC:
A certain idiot called Bentley once scored a hatrick against you
I will rather Messi score 4 against my team

Not in a game of this magnitude.
With elimination at stake, no player will score 4 goals in 90 mins against Man Utd.

dipo2much:
You talk as though no player ever scored four goals in a match before. Martin Peters scored fours against manure at OLD TRAFFORD. So how useful is manure?

How many seasons ago was this?
1945/46?

Ibime:
Gooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllll!!!


@ Sauron,
Did Rooney also score a goal like that against Arsenal?  

Nasri scored a better one against Porto.

debosky:
4-1

Frank reflection of Barca's dominance

Arsenal are useless.
Allowing a single player to score 4 goals against y'all in 90 minutes.
I cannot believe ma eyes. . . . .Vermaelen was turned by a grilled turkey in the oven.

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

MESSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

4 GOALSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

dayokanu:
I am still Laffing in Chief Vincent Duru aka Otokoto

Should I change my laff to Ade Bendel or just stay at Morris Ibekwe

Ok

Oya O di Ile Morris IBEKWE!!!!!

Dayo, stop kicking a man that is down.
Debosky is holding a strong rope, HNIC is contemplating swallowing CYANIDE. . . . . .
I need to ask you a favour. . . . .Can you not ask the famous question tonight?

jalether:
I beg to differ, what people don't realise is barca's main strength is actually how they play [b]off [/b]the ball.

that's the secret to their dominance on the pitch, why can't Arsenal do the same

sufficient pressure should force your opponent to make mistakes and loose possession.

I agree 100%
It's like a team effort for these lads.
There's always an available player covering if one defender gets beaten.

jalether:
Arsenal are making thhis game too easy for barca wtf

They need to get the ball first to hurt Barcelona.
Barcelona are stingy with ball possession. They are soccer-immortals.

What won't i give to have Xavi in ma team?

chamotex:
The game is kinda draggy now . . . no flow

Barcelona have a more important game to play this weekend. . . . .EL CLASSICO.