₦airaland Forum

aremuforlife:
Has any interested party been denied licence?

IvarDboneless:
Please do not quote me outta context..
Why is it so hard to strike a convo with a Yoruba girl as an Igbo guy but always the opposite between a Yoruba guy with an Igbo girl or is it that am not just lucky to meet a polite one.

Jeon:
only in Nigeria.

Hintona:


Yesterday I entered a taxi to go to work the taxi wasn't full yet, so I sat there waiting and staring at the rearview mirror when I spotted him coming. I hadn't noticed until that moment how ugly he is, with his long tolo tolo neck, tiny head and his hair which looked like he used a really bad relaxer


As he tried to pass by the side of the car I was sitted, I used the slightly open car door to bash his hips, he almost fell inside the gutter, everybody was shouting but I wasn't moved, when this mumu ex stood up he looked at me, I'm sure he killed me one million times over in that his atomic brain, but I wasn't bothered, mtchewwwww.

He got what every asshole deserves, I only wish that his small head had broken.

Vinstel:
I wonder what she wanted to achieve by taking such a foolish action. Adults of these days are more foolish than children.

Fatherkennel794:
hello friends
I owe palm credit money
and it's been over a month now I haven't paid the debt
now palm credit sent me a message saying that they will send a PNR to my BVN(by 12 noon of today) tagging me a fraudster for a debt of N11,600
what should I do?
does it mean EFCC will be after me or the bank will flagg my account or does it mean any time i walk into the bank to do something the bank staffs will apprehend me
pls your opinions needed

Jonah507:
Hi Nairalanders, my wife stopped working recently due to how late they close at their place of work. She now wants to start a small business of her own with a capital of 150,000-200,000 but doesn't know what particularly to start with.

Insult and ideas are all welcome.

WebLab:
Is there any Software Developer here who got mail, whether Consulting or Audit or others?

HORLADY:
This age barrier is my greatest nightmare as I type though I am just two months shy of 36yrs. After serving Nigerian Navy for 16yrs, during which time I trained myself in the University, became a Chartered Accountant and currently pursuing my Masters Degree. I left the Navy to pursue my dream of working as an Accountant because I was in the Engineering branch while in the Navy. But two years later , I am still hunting for job. Nairalanders help me o

mmadu4:
kidnapper

FlutterDollar99:
how is my own different. how do you people get these jobs

uboma:
Do you have any bank account which you haven't used in a long time? If yes, I advise that you start from there. The account may be in debit....

Brexxit:
That's why I love nairaland, detectives everywhere.The story is as fake as toke makinwa butt.


Baba wan form Emeka ike and Ramsey Noah but nairalanders quickly change am for am.

LadySarah:
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obie3rixe:
Which kind language be "I shouldn't have to"
Hahaha

AlphaSentinel:
did you watch the video?

Ifycharlie2:
pls guys i need ur help..my own close classmate i took like a brother who is into forex trading took my 100k and pack his things and run away.pls how do i go about this issue. is it to report him to Efcc or to the police or to the bank am just confused..pls i need ur candid advice.

Xenry:
Girls can you leave a rich man for a poor man all in the name of love?

BlueAir:
sorry to embarrass you again since it's obvious u can't reason properly. I've shown myself to be a person who believes in adoption and u think I can leave this girlfriend because she's wombless??! I really shame for the pussyy whipped men of today who can't reason

Upmost96:
She is beautiful

Joysticks:
Has she broken up with Daniel amokachi?

Johnwick64:
imagine you never found out she was married,what would you have blamed your misfortunes on?

BlueAir:
I read a post by lovethaa regarding him been disgusted by his girlfriend's past and how lots of peeps were bashing him about not been "emotionally matured" because he wouldn't accept trash and stood on his own levels. Oh well, well I'll use the medium to say that I've also decided to break up with my girlfriend ever since she fell into my hole and admitted that she would leave me if a test result came out and certified me as SS. now firstly, I take good care of this lady,give her good sex, do what I can financially and she's all emotionally invested in the relationship. Always even telling me that if I broke up with her ,it would tell on her blah blah blah,but I observed her and realized that reverse would be the case if she did the breaking up. She's just after who dumps who,not because she cares. Now I told her I didn't know my genotype and certainly I can't be SS because the type of hustling I use my brain do,AA go envy. Dick power in her life nko? SS na story. But I went ahead to ask her if she would still remain with me if I came out as SS, babe was all coyish and non straight forward, told me the break up would be mutual as she can't marry an SS as it would have effect on the children. That's totally understandable from my side but I instantly saw that suggesting adoption to this babe would be a waste of time as she's obviously one of the type of women who sees marriage as an achievement and trophy talkless of suggesting adoption and never giving birth through the womb. I learnt that everyone will always be out for their own interests. My advice to lovethaa, fuvxk everybody who describes u as judgmental. Would your ex remain with u if she learns u have 2-3 children with different babymamas?

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