₦airaland Forum

HR.hotness:
On the contrary
If done professionally, can be un-noticeable,
the probelm is that beaching creams in the Nigerian market are cheap and from questionable sources, plus they are used wrong and quite frankly abused. . . sunscreen is practically non existent in the nigerian market, so most people don't use it. . . combine that with their cheap bleaching = rainbow cououred monkey

Bleaching in Nigeria is not done in a way where it makes sense for instance a noticeably dark person will bleach three or four shades lighter. All that mercury to make something illogical convincing.

Tank ma

No, tank God.

Tankama

sheniqua:
Maybe the job for the most part is looking for prostitutes and thinks the "fairer" people will attract more customers.
What a load of bull!

I don't see how bleaching makes a person light, rather they look like rainbow colored monkey's. People that fall for bleaching are idiots that deserve to be made fools of. Most white people don't differentiate between light and dark as black is black. When blacks do though it is just so senseless. All I know is black don't crack and the darker you are the least likely you will stay crack.

The song is ridiculous and the amount of sexual "innuendo" I guess is crazy. I feel like am losing brain cells when that song is played around me.

sheniqua:
I can hear the scent!

Pastor: Hello church
Congregation: Hi

sheniqua:
They are basically fried meatpies

Could you teach me how to make meat pie that is close enough to a patty to confuse someone?

Esss:
why have you choosen to study in the UK?
The United states have already denied me visa twice, I've written and failed JAMB twice, ASUU is still on strike, NEPA, traffic, armed robbers, cultists, e.t.c so I'm trying my luck here.

Why did you choose this institution?
It was cheap and my uncle lives in that city.

How did you find out about it?
My uncle told me about it.

Why did you select this course.?
I didnt o! My uncle was the one who filled the form. I only saw the admission letter.

When this course is finished do you plan to undertake another course in the UK. Please give details?
Yes O! Masters.

Why do you think this course would be of benefit to you?
How would I know? If I see employment in a good company, then yes.

What do you hope to do when you finish your studies in the UK?
Remain there O! What am I looking for in Nigeria.

I think the poster should pay keen attention to these answers. They seem helpful.

Oh yes to those banana fritters, I also like saltfish fritters. Anyways do you have the recipe for patty, chicken or beef patty?

Where are you going with your bathroom slippas?

When I paid top dollar for those flipflops

Esss:
I think it's a game for homos (my opinion)

what about a girls league?


I think the sport is quiet intense and more entertaining than football. Atleast football players wear helmet.

A_K_O:
rain wants to fall

Small small or little little. The repetition is for emphasis I guess.

sheniqua:
The same white people that saw edward and Kucinich and voted for Obama?
who do you think have been voting for him and giving him money?
blacks make up just 12% of American population remember

True. . . but now the feminists are crying foul and others are claiming he is racist because of Wright. As if Wright was lying in his statements.

The reason I don't think he will win is because of the crap they pulled to elect Bush the first time and if that was not enough they reelected him. I get the feeling when it all falls time for America to tell the truth about who should be president many people will start the "actually" campaign.

tosinadeda:
wooooo sleep is catching me o

You better run.

You can't do more than a dead rat, now do your worst.

Even Hilary knew those confused Puerto Ricans who think they are white till they hit the main land were going to majoritvely vote for her. But in honesty I don't think white America is going to sit idle and let Obama win. As soon as Hilary is not made Vice Prez which the witch doesn't deserve those feminist butch are going to go crazy.

Esss:
All friends of your parents, even the next door neighbour and your school teachers are "uncle" and "aunty".

I know. Still happens.

Also most mothers are called by the name of their first child or the one you are acquainted with
e.g so and so mother.

Esss:



Please don't send me on any message

I promise I won't as long as you don't go bisirk on me.

tosinadeda:
lol i cnt really i hear it o
i thinks its murmuring lol

I will go to the market to buy from my customer

tosinadeda:
close the tap na door??

Instead of tap its pump.

Esss:
On the Umbrella.

On the light

Off the tap

on the gas (cooker)

Even mugs are called glass

Classic.

sheniqua:
what is the origin of tumbler sef?
meanwhile do you have a biro abi bairo? or would rather use a bic?

Every pen is bic.

Esss:
Is this beef still on??

I appologize on both your behalfs to each of you. please stop the cussing

I am not cussing with him, his problem is hunger and poor life decisions. I made a statement of what I encountered in Ghana last year and he flared up like a nasty nostril.

tosinadeda:
all dogs are bingo

plus the one wey never marry sef

A_K_O:
with all the book wey them read
seven good years in sch plus carry over join

LMAO!!! Honestly Ive never even heard the correct thing to show you how bad it is!
Yes oh, some people say beichroom for west,

Which reminds me of the 'h factor', peculiar to yorubas [/b]e.g. ow is (h)everytin? _{how is everything?}


*Light bulb= GLOBE
Cold Water= Ice water
Every malted drink= Malt
[b] Glass= Tumbler

Jewuit- you

Get a life ignoramus. I see Nigeria has been treating you well.

Piniapple

Cocoroach

cescky:
your really turned on by your own hard on!! because u have an intenet conection in your house
poor stinkin bitch arshole!!!
where did the porn come from?? your personality speaks volumes for itself
i know your type

Illiteracy is a disease and I see it has made you terminally ill. Since you are still hungry put maggi cube in hot water and drink it. It will hold you till the next time you go to the bathroom. You know my type because you can read a person through internet connection. What a pity hinger and sheer stupidity has you in disillusion.

You sir are a worthless dumbass, keep entertaining yourself while rupturing your stomach walls.

PS its asshole idiot and bitch asshole just doesn't go well together, better luck next time.

tosinadeda:
i want to go and BAFF

sheniqua:
In the baffroom?

One time I said it to a Jamaican and they asked what is baff. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Every container is baff even if its for washing clothes or bathing.

Even if you are showering you say I am baffing.

sheniqua:
No
everything is tea!!

What about every seasoning in a cube is maggie.

Any evaporated milk is peak

Everything is Bounvita

Esss:
Anoda ghana must go saga. See yawa o!

Anyways, I schooled in ghana and [b]those gays [/b]that call themselves customs at the airport charged me import duty on every damned thing (from indomie to garri to my laptop and cellphones.) It's a nice country no doubt, but I have my reservations on alot of things. And they fucking took a large amount of money from me for not having a residents permit.

O and if you must travel to ghana and other ecowas countries, use your ecowas passport, they are not worth wasting the pages of your international passport on.

Exactly.

cescky:
WHAT EVER You SAY ANIMALAE!!!

Please if you can't come up with a better insult find someone else or something else to use your money on. I realize some of you internet cafe lot use your food money for internet porn and Nairaland and then snap at everyone else because of hunger. Not my fault or problem that you make the wrong choices in life. Stupid nincompoop.