₦airaland Forum

sheniqua:
I love my country.

But there are some Naija lingos I hate like anything.
Someone was advertising a car for sale here on nairaland, A ford explorer Jeep.
what is that?
since when did ford and Jeep merge?.
why are all SUV's and 4 wheel drive referred to as jeep?

How about this one.
"I don't like this omo" meanwhile the person is holding a satchet of surf

Do you know what it takes to be a man irks the hell out of me.

cescky:
u thot so, bleeping meaning what?

see this bicth as n****er, who d Bleep u think u are

BITCH ARSE BITCH

You must be excited as hell that finally the money you have been spending at an internet cafe is now worthwhile as to have a internet cat fight. Sweat all you want you slowpoke. If you were trying to spell nigger you have to much asterisks dunce. Pick up a book or a trade and stop inciting things you can't handle you vagabond.

Esss:
Omo make police gaurd that Catwoman well, well o! And after hospital finish make them still carry her go vetenary too just to make sure say she dey 100% fit both as cat and as human being. She get matter to answer o! MURDER! attempted murder, assasination and conspiracy to murder, including impersonation.

What if to say na you be the next victim?? Abeg make police lock her for cell still put leash around her neck in case she try to escape in pussy cat mode.

This matter ne real life issue for port-harcourt o! How many years ago na goat turn to human being, now pussy. I don dey suspect our dog for house say E fit be human being, because ehn shit dey large pass dog own. Infact I go kill am this saturday just to caheck if e go change.

They should sorround the cell with water so when she transforms to a cat she wont venture far.

chika98:
lmfao!
Free her? Did you tie her up with a chain?

Hahahahahaha. I too thought he voodoo her.

tosinadeda:
are u trying to create a tribal war or what
the koko is that they are nigerians

I know, like the Americans will differentiate when its time to brand us all criminals.

jennykadry:
rotflmao savanna y r u shining your teeth

I went to the dentist recently plus pmann could not make up his mind whether the pikin is in the LAW DEPARTMENT FACULTY,or LAW FACULTY DEPARTMENT or FACULTY OF DEPARTMANTAL LAW or DEPARTMENT FACULTY LAW .
Now he is trying to tell us what it means to be a man. No how Nigerians say do you know who I am ir who my papa be?

pmann:
@jennykadry

I am not his spoke man. I am only asking you to take it easy on him. he might even be your senior in terms of age. After all you a girl. you have no right what so ever to insult a man for women are suppose to be loyal to men. Mind the way you girls throw insult on men. Do you no what it takes to be a man? allow we men to tidy the mess up of our fellow man.

cescky:
nothin to say to u

Thought so.

I am in love with Football (not soccer) but then I started watching Rugby and I am far more interested in it now. I know a female IM team and they have been trying to recruit but am not sure if the concussions are worth it.

Well the point of this thread is to ask whether there is anyone Nigerian or not who has ever played rugby?

cescky:
do u wnat to start somting??
be man enough and cough it out

Who the hell are you and what the hell is your problem? Next time before you make an ass out of yourself by ASS U MING, stop an think.

Am going on Friday, I went sometime ago and every time they saw my Nigerian passport they would ask me what I was doing in their country. Now I know why all the rude questions.

jennykadry:
of course d guy is still a kid,with his stupid threads and replies u'll know that he's still a pikin

With few functioning brain cells.

@ poster how old are you? Grow up, if you think there is something funny about the relationship especially trust wise then break it off. You think she is using you and then you continue to let her. If you have ever thought something and it happened to be true now is one of those instances.

My only advice is for you to get common sense, maybe use the money you give her to obtain it.

madamkoko:
I actually met one Nigerian pusher recently, he was a HUGE pusher, got caught, hired phenomenal lawyers and ONLY got 3 years in jail with one year and in a half way house, now he's home with his family even though they're really BROKE now, he's actually thinking of going to Niger to continue business hopefully they let him come back in, (though he's a US citizen) So if these fools are smart, the berrer hire gooood lawyers.

God forbid bad thing. You want him to continue in Nigeria? As if we don't have enough devils and hell fires. If they get broke abroad let them stay there.

superman:
kolojukie

its look like you are in love with your green card. too much zeal about america

smirking seriously

Thread idiots released

That Nepa bring the light song has got me trippin and best of all I know what song the got the tune and things from. Nice switching of words though

How sad.

Why would a thief complain when all is going well however when they are caught it will be a different story.

Russell Peters

Well seeing as Clinton wants it so bad give it her but it probably won't help her.

Wright is being silly but those that want to make his statements a reflection of Obama's beliefs are stagnant idiots.
Soon they will take that lunatic Manning serious.

Everyone has offered advice and you don't want to listen to it so just handle it your way. ASk her to send you SMS as well every night maybe even three a night. You can even tell her when work stresses you out the most and have her send it then.

amber_ella:
sorry if you guys felt misunderstood. Just that I joined nairaland a couple days ago to get some insight into Nigerian people, attitudes and life. But it seems like nearly every thread on romance or families seems to invariably find its way to some kind of trash talk of Nigerian men, often accompanied by some sort of bashing of western ways or people. It's getting old fast, no offense. Maybe this just isn't the place for me.

Try other threads, I think all the romance threads ends the same everytime. Most start the same way too.

feign.

lame

T.I is not real music but an excuse to feign badness. Wasn't he the rapper that shot himself by accident in the foot? Can't even use a real gun but will act bad. He also said I think that he will never tell the police on a killer because he is not a snitch.