₦airaland Forum

boogiie:
wats the obvious?i still don't get it dude

O.K dudette, if you are extremely crazy about the girl you must have made it apparent, whether by accident or not. If she still does not return the interest then she is just not. One can play hard to get for so long.

sheniqua:
mallam says he's not Igbo abi Ibo.
no be you write this one?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=138739.msg2324015#msg2324015

gbam. Good detective work.

MallamMusa:
I no be ibo , i no be yoruba. i am an independent observer. and go and learn spelling please because that one wey i bold get small problem.

And you have the audacity to say someone has spelling problem when you problem has not yet been defined by the medical or religious community? Please come again when you have some thing worthwhile. You know people with time like you have found ways to improve their community or even started threads that are beneficial.

wealthce0:
am very sure,very very sure

What year, the year Nigeria has permanent power and running water in every home?

buzyDiva:
was just about to type that . . lol
the guy is definately ibo or yoruba.

With nothing better to do. He has never heard of the term "hobby"

boogiie:
I'm crazy bout this xtremely fine chick but don't know if she feels the same way. s[b]he keeps on the orange lite and unwilling to show the greens.[/b]

Then why are you asking when you know the obvious answer? If she keeps giving you the orange light then the answers by people here will not make the impossible possible.

Was the author abducted at some point or the other?

This one creeps me out. It takes the cake for now as the most annoying Nigerian saying.

Can I get to know you?

I've heard of an instance where this time of marriage worked out. Just lay your cards out as she has laid hers and tell her that you hold marriage sacred but value the India style marriage where the process is sped through and made to work as a learning experience. Try to connect with her family and try to get her to meet yours. In the end it is your decision but you should not go against your conviction and then later regret it.

Nigerians in diaspora.

MallamMusa:
Then tell ibo girls to stop calling me and disturbing me everyday because am a married man and if i must deal with you, i mean business. My motto is : blood for diamond, Pussy for recharge card.

Since someone has already resolved that you are an Igbo little boy trying to create tribe tension in an attempt to get attention, I will ignore you for now. Evidently you are still too stupid that your attempt at reverse psychology ends up making you an idiot with a keyboard. Like Nigerians will say "Stupor shiooor"

MallamMusa:
I don know what you are talking about. I no be Yoruba, i'm just an independent observer.

Mallam nkakwu go take care of your imaginary six children and invisible two fives and leave Igbo girls alone. Maybe you can get your imaginary girls with biscuit and malta but that does not mean even your imaginary Igbo girl will fall for that.

People in diaspora

buzyDiva:
LMAOOOOO

@ranting goat,
wats new today? no new fiction topic/drama?

He still has money to refill is internet cafe ticket. Wait till that generator runs out of kerosene the idiot will allow piece reign for a while.

I pity those that want to advice this bush baby. The first question I want him to answer is whether the girl is the one that did not want to marry the [b]URGLY [/b]guy?

So will change in power problem only occur in 2011 if Yar' silly is reelected to office?

Sure

Easybaby:
@poster,
why did you pose like?

Neck dey pain you?

No be small neck pain ooo

ayeesha:
@ easybaby

why you de talk like this? you no see say e dey feel very sexy?

So you mean to tell us that too much sexy necks causes neck trauma. Chuku emeka

Great Prophet my foot. I wonder what his prophetic power entails: robbery, scamming etc.

femigirl:
Just to say the Ghana custom officers are very friendly and when they ask you what you think are stupid / rude questions they have to do so that part of there job. if they don't t hey will get fired.Please don't take it personally.I have travel all over the place and various custom officer s have ask me questions such as

are you carrying bomb,weapons
why are you travelling alone
are you coming to this country to work illegally
who do you know in this country etc

We are all Africans,please let us unity

One love x

I want to believe that except that my friends and all the people I went to Ghana with had their USA passport and were let through you minor questions but as soon as they open my Nigerian passport they ask "What are you doing in my country?" Then they meticulously scan it for no apparent reason as if I came from America with a forged passport. Then they evidently make up random useless baseless questions just to delay.

scantee:
@ TATTOOBOY

well appreciate your advice, but you know is not am easy thing.

@ MELLOW

Thanks a lot i will see what i can do about it.

@ P MANN,

am sory for the wrong expression, i made in the thread, it was due to presure on me towards the time ok.

don't mind all these idiots that has no root,
JENYKANDRY, 9CENT, SAVANAAH, ETC they are all IDIOT,


@ JENYKANDARY

am happy your still busy, moving along with the thread, which you are against,
but if i am the one, i think i will be ashemed of replying on the same thread, i would have call it a qiut.

Thank God for my thread who brought you and 9cent together, at least is a favour to 9CENT for my thread to give him murder-furker girl.

@ 9CENT jenykandary said she is married, omen ses wahara on nairaland, well i congratelate for 9cent for been able to catch the pussyless girl

omen my thread is hot for you, remember you will soon be banned


@SAVANAAH

you saw a thread of an idiot, and you go ahead and be following the idiot and replying the idiot, thats shows that you are also an idiot.

you first[b] claas[/b] holder,

Hey you bush baby scantegoat if you have nothing better to do stop mentioning my I.D. No matter how much you write it NEPA will not bring light. If I were you I would learn to read and write before going on the internet to make all of Nigeria look bad. Some of the atrocious spelling mistakes could have been avoided if common sense had not divorced you. Not even class you can spell. Now I see that if only idiot was your problem you would still be considered human. Keep wasting your school and food money to argue over the internet, slowpoke.

Yar'ill is an example of biting more than you can chew syndrome.

ztyle:
Savan, i can't wait to visit that link & i guess u know u re talkinq about my buddy?

What buddy you are when you don't even know the keen interest your friend has for basketball

http://www.mediatakeout.com/4674/master_ps_son_romeo_joins_usc_basketball_team.html

Si pero yo pienso que ella hips do lie.

ztyle:
The Vote can tell, as u can see shakira rule when its come to sexy dance? damn that babe is H.O.T

Her one move is the only sexy dance she knows. Beyonce is versatile, if I had a dance company I would want someone that can do other moves.

ztyle:
Really? where did u get that gossip?

From an interview with him. Also he has the Romeo show on Nick.

Shakira only gyrates her hips whereas Beyonce can do other things.

who?

sheniqua:
come and jam the individual when poverty hits and they can't afford the cream or years down the line when the sun don show am
If you see the dark patches on the skin eh?
you won't even collect water from the individual,drink

Even Nigerians here in America bleach and when they get so bugged down from work they can't the toll the mercury has taken is quiet disgusting.

sheniqua:
do you know what the delegate count is as of tonight?

I was listening to Hilary's senior campaign and apart from using a lot of jargon he said that Michigan and Florida could help. Plus in some campaign commercial Hilary's campaigner's said she has the highest something vote for any candidate ever. When called out on it they used jargon again to make their moot point seem real. Anyways if they will keep fabricating crap like that what will be fabricated when the real race for presidency begins.

ztyle:
Who is Soulja Boy? when Bow wow & Romeo Rocks?

Romeo? I thought he was now into acting and trying to play professional basketball