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what do you expect wen pple don turn ordinary man to god......
9ja own worse.... i sure

the length is enough to make me sleep off... i beta not read....

100% and supported by the Quran & Bible too...

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*walk out*

Ejiro was asked to complete the following in an exam:

Ques.1; "He who fights n runs away"?
Ans; E don surrender be dat nah, na fear catch am.

Ques.2;" A rolling stone"?... Ans; No fit just dey roll, na person push am.

Ques.3;" He who lives in a glass house"?... Ans; Na rich politician wey em be.

Ques.4;" A stitch in time"?... Ans; Dey prevent further tear.

Ques.5; "Birds of d same feather"?... Ans; Na d same mama born them.

Ques.6; "One good turn"?... Ans; Na correct power steering fit do am.*nerd*

Ques.7;" A bird in hand"?.. Ans; Wetin e wan be again if nor be barbecue. Dem plenty for chicken republic.

Ques.8; "Half bread is better than"?... Ans; Puff puff, buns or garri without sugar.

Ques.9; "A journey of a thousand miles"?... Ans; Na d person wahala be dat nah, Why e no enter car or airplane waka.

Ques.10; "He who laughs last"?... Ans; get brain problem. Make dem examine am because na begining of madness be dat..

Ques.11; "A patient dog"?... Ans; Don get disease b dat. Na hunger go kill am straight.

Ques.12; "All work and no play"?... Ans; Na bank job ooo bros

Ques.13; "An apple a day"...? Ans; Na hunger go kill u jeje

Ques.14; " Once beaten"...? Ans; Na revenge go follow b dat

Ques.15; "A fool at forty"....? Ans; U never see Naija own, ours na at 70

Ques.16; "A friend in need"...? Ans; Na parasite em b

YNWA........ beat QPR and 5th is sure; win the remaining features and 4th is sure too...

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YIPPY, FEAR JUSTICE,
Ride on Otunba,

if u no like am; produce ur proofs; not "dem say", after-all TIN-UBU too escape, lol

BEFORE YOU ALL KILL YOURSELF,  [size=28pt]THE ARABIC WORD MEANS AND IS PRONOUNCED "NAIRA". . . . . . . , [/size]

I SERVED IN EBONYI B4 THIS ADMINISTRATION 2006-07; AND FROM WHAT I'VE READ SO FAR; THE STATE IS MOVING INTO THE "FIRE" FROM THE "FRYING PAN"

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R.I.P. That is what Fashola saw that he propose the ban of Okada

SO THE NEXT TIME ROBBERS COME IN CAR, HE SHD ALSO CONSIDER BANNING CARS ETC; AND I WONDER Y WATER TRANS HASN'T BEEN BANNED COS OF PIRATE ACTIVITIES, ? JUST ASKING.

R.I.P DAMI.

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“Well John Utaka has been a very good player with great quality and[b] he just needs to know how to use his talent and if used well they can be one of the best players in the world[/b] so am not surprised about his performance.

Ask him at what AGE?

I DEY LAUGH, Wait till my prediction that "WE WOULD NOT QUALIFY FOR 2013 COME TO PAST" before i comment.

wait is it the same YAK at the last World Cup?

SAME OLD STORY, the next tin we'll hear is VISION 2030,

HE HAS SHOWN MATURITY, its as simple as that., i wonder Y sm posters are just , (no further comment)

The state party had, Monday, released the names of candidates to be fielded in the council polls in the 20 local government areas and 37 local council development areas.

The protesters, who accused state party chairman, Chief Henry Ajomale, of not following due process, called on the party’s National Leader, Senator Bola Tinubu, Governor Babatunde Fashola and members of the state assembly to intervene immediately. failing which they would disrupt the polls.

[size=18pt]IMAGINE ![/size] , CALLING ON THE CHIEF - IMPOSER to help you stop HIS OWN IMPOSITIONS , Like telling a thieve to stop a thieve from stealing,

great1:
I have suspicions that Tinubu hands may not be clean, in terms of embezzlement AND fraud, but why can't these people hunting him produce further evidences to support their course??

Will media witch hunting ever stop in this country?

just listen to urself, How do you produce further evidence if not tru this process he is going tru?

horny4u:
But hear me well if Tinubu goes down Lagos will smell wen,
Right now he is the only real opposition this bigger thieves have.
opposition is a good thing

if trully u know opposition is good, Y are lagosians stupid not to ensure that their state house is divided among other parties?.  what is killing Lagos is this monopoly, all in the name of TINUBU,

true development are limited to the island and ikoyi, , the so called poor man areas only see their poor market women displaced in the name of development that only the rich can afford, .

well, it's got nothing to do with ur system, I also experience the same problem, and all calls to the numbers above didnt help..

the solution is visit a GTB branch., (this i have not done)

However GTB's service is still the best for me, they shd fix this issue fast,

[size=18pt]SM1 HELP ASK THE LAGOS STATE GOVT. TO PLS MENTION THE NUMEROUS RD PROJECTS THEY CLAIMED TO HAVE COMPLETED, PATCHING ROADS WITHOUT FIXING GUTTERS, AND IGNORANT PPLE DEY SCREEM "FASHOLA IS WORKING", [/size]