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Christianity Etc › Re: Mummy G.O.'s Son: "My Mother Not Bothered About Hellfire Memes On Social Media" by schoolboymatt(m): 8:14pm On Jan 07, 2022
BigSarah:
But what's the difference between her teachings with that of MFM, CHOSEN and deeper LIFEhuh

Well if I ever believe in religion again, I want to be a member of her church angry
you don't believe in religion. you should believe in God.

practice religion...not 'believe in it'.
Celebrities › Re: Sidikat Odukanwi 'Iyabo Oko' Resurrects 3-Hours After Pronounced Dead (Video) by schoolboymatt(m): 1:37pm On Jan 07, 2022
Waiting for her book grin
Islam › Re: Return Of Prophet Isa (jesus) Peace Be Upon Him by schoolboymatt(m): 1:34pm On Jan 07, 2022
These verses clearly prove that the Jews did not kill Prophet Jesus Peace be upon him and that he was raised alive to the heavens.

you mean to say Allah took prophet Isa to heaven in body and soul, then replaced him with a look-alike just so to be killed?
and prophet Isa is in heaven right now as we speak in body and soul, destined to return to kill/destroy an imposter, marry, reproduce and die just so to be buried close to prophet Mohammed (S.A.W) ?
huh


wow!!shocked
Foreign Affairs › Re: Soleimani: The Muslim Nation Will Revenge Against Trump - President Raisi by schoolboymatt(m): 6:15pm On Jan 03, 2022
grin

because he knows it's a puci ass nigga in office. why he no blab when Donald was in office?
Romance › Re: Lady Slams Men For Not Wishing Nigerian Olosho Association ‘Happy Christmas’ by schoolboymatt(m): 12:20pm On Jan 03, 2022
the prostitutes are the business owners right?
and the patronizers are the clients.

if anybody's suppose to wish anybody a happy new year, it should be the business owners because they are suppose to value their clients. wish your clients a happy new year and even compliment them by giving them free rounds. if truly ashewo na profession, then give it a business approach like you will to any other profession.

confused woman.
Education › Re: How To Apply For 2022 Tony Elumelu Foundation $5000 Grant by schoolboymatt(m): 4:58pm On Jan 02, 2022
Jaqenhghar:
Some niggers here with their kuli-kuli business idea think they can transfom $5k into billions.
but it's possible.
Christianity Etc › Re: Lady Shares The Message She Got From A Struggling 'Entitled' Pastor (Photos) by schoolboymatt(m): 3:33pm On Jan 02, 2022
the man must have thought he had her under his spell or he is just trying his luck. which ever, he Is a greedy man.

but she sef...casting the man like this for what?
Travel › Re: Man's Car Tumbles In Lagos After He Fell Asleep While Driving (Pix) by schoolboymatt(m): 4:33pm On Jan 01, 2022
thank God he survived.
Food › Re: See The Chinchin I Fried With Just ₦500 by schoolboymatt(m): 6:38am On Jan 01, 2022
plus flour and sugar na how much. op fear God.
Celebrities › Re: "Celebrity Farmer" Queeneth Agbor Shows Off Her Large Farm by schoolboymatt(m): 6:35am On Jan 01, 2022
Onyiiobi7735:
Why actresses seem to be performing better than many of their male counterparts in Nollywood,remains a mystery to me.
a mystery solved long time ago.

grin
Celebrities › Re: King Dj Ferrari Proposes To His Girlfriend In Style (Photos) by schoolboymatt(m): 1:16pm On Dec 31, 2021
That is no King.

A king will never kneel to propose.
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid’s Towel Causes Fight At His Concert (video) by schoolboymatt(m): 1:36pm On Dec 30, 2021
MadamVanessa:
shocked

Fight for sweat filled towel?
I am stupid, but my stupidity hasn't gotten to this extent.
use 'I might be stupid' instead of 'I am stupid' grin
unless ofcourse...you truly are.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Armed Man With 'hit List' Including Biden, Arrested On Way To White House by schoolboymatt(m): 1:19pm On Dec 30, 2021
pyscho

he probably did that just to trend like the guy that slapped the president of France.

if he really meant to kill Biden, he wont get himself arrest and wont be carrying a hit list grin

I love his courage though. I wish we have people as courageous as this guy in Nigeria.
Family › Re: My Parents Are Using Their Lives To Ruin My Future!!! by schoolboymatt(m): 10:59am On Dec 30, 2021
nothing you can do to change this aside praying to God if you believe in that.

for the sake of your sanity, I'll recommend you move to a further location if possible, move to where nobody knows you or know very little about you family.

you can use school/work as an excuse for this.

your house is full of bad negative energy and you can never think straight living there. you'd be lucky to make anything meaningful of your life leaving under that roof.

should you choose to move out....loose the cell number you're known with. call home from time to time to get update and know how to assist them the way you can.

if you die...dey no go burry you with family. no let family matter kill you.
Politics › Re: Edirin Okoloko Is A Top Superior Court Judge In United States by schoolboymatt(m): 10:19am On Dec 30, 2021
good news...keep 'em coming.
Properties › Re: Man Builds 3 Bedroom Bungalow For Widow In Anambra by schoolboymatt(m): 10:16am On Dec 30, 2021
kudos to him... may his river of wealth never dry.
Romance › Re: My Fiancee Disrespects Me A Lot by schoolboymatt(m): 10:05am On Dec 30, 2021
from your write up, I perceived you to be that type of guy that spends and spends and keep spending till the girl you're trying to woo accepts.

that girl is an opportunist and you were an option to her, now she has so many BETTER option...why settle for less?

even if she doesn't flirt alot even to the point of going to meet another man IN YOUR PRESENCES, you shouldn't settle with a woman that can't use her money to buy you launch.

count your losses and move on...dont take back the shop, as doing that would be very childish of you.

leave her to be thinking you guys are still dating, leave all expenses of the shop to her since the business is booming as you claimed. notify her she is paying half the rent since she shares the store with your mum.

reduce your presence, reduce or sieze calling her, cut all financial support you are already giving her that you didnt mention here...and go look for someone that truly deserves you.


THAT FILTY BIIITCH DOESN'T DESERVE YOU.
Celebrities › Re: Cindy Okafor: No Man Can Give Me The Type Of Money I’m Looking For by schoolboymatt(m): 9:41am On Dec 30, 2021
we all know what you do for money behind the scene...
so I'll pass.
Family › Re: My Husband Is Frustrating Me. by schoolboymatt(m): 9:28am On Dec 30, 2021
amnesty7:
Imagine! Oyinbo capitalist mentality. He never knows that the kids will definitely come with their blessings. And who promises or guarantees him tomorrow?
typical black man mentality...
never planing, always hoping.
shame on you with this comment. sad


as for the op, I'm sure you must guys talked about this before tying the knot.

it's impossible you'll say this topic never came up during courtship.

how long have you been married for?
Family › Re: My Husband Is Frustrating Me. by schoolboymatt(m): 9:28am On Dec 30, 2021
amnesty7:
Imagine! Oyinbo capitalist mentality. He never knows that the kids will definitely come with their blessings. And who promises or guarantees him tomorrow?
typical black man mentality...
never planing, always hoping.
shame on you with this comment. sad
Celebrities › Re: Asa Picks Wizkid Over Davido And Burna Boy by schoolboymatt(m): 6:34pm On Dec 29, 2021
what are u saying?
Davido would have picked Wizkid over Davido
grin
Romance › Re: How My Ex Humiliated Me On Christmas Eve by schoolboymatt(m): 6:22pm On Dec 29, 2021
he bleeped up.

[b] if he had created a zipped folder,

move the disgusting gay porn into the zipped folder,

change the file extension of the zipped folder from '.zip' to something like '.exe' or '.bat' or '.dll',

then rename the zipped folder to something like 'windows boot' or 'temp' or even 'ms config',

then move the file to any folder in the computer's 'programs file' folder in 'drive c',

then copy the fIle again and paste 'a short cut' on his 'desktop' so he can quickly access it anytime,

then move the short cut he created to recycle bin, grin

any time he wants to access the porn files he just have to go the 'recycle bin' folder, restore the short cut,

open any media player he's got on his computer and drag the shortcut to that player,

double click on the shortcut inside the media player to watch his disgusting gay porn ( the media player won't a keep history of any media file you access through a zipped file)


then delete the shortcut when he is done jerking off.

[/b]


you probably would not have concluded he was bi-sexually before he returned from work and you probably would have overlooked the gay-looking guy he brought home with him past 10pm because you love him.
Celebrities › Re: Portable’s Throwback Photos Surface Online by schoolboymatt(m): 4:22pm On Dec 29, 2021
Youths stay away from AZ and meth
wetin AZ do you??
no wonder you were banned grin
Food › Re: Man Dies After Drinking Competition In Kaduna by schoolboymatt(m): 11:47am On Dec 29, 2021
illicit:
Hope it's not Napoleon or McDowell
he's already dead, does it matter whether its Smirnoff sad


rip to the dead mhen!!
Family › Re: 10% Of Moms Aren't Sure Who Fathered Their Babies - UK Poll by schoolboymatt(m): 11:40am On Dec 29, 2021
Just 1 in every 10 shocked
wow


abeg they should conduct same survey here in Nigeria.

if they will honestly answer the questions, I'm sure 9ja's case would be

1


in



every



3 grin
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Just Moved Into My Apartment by schoolboymatt(m): 11:02pm On Dec 28, 2021
with all these details you gave, what if you guy sees this thread, na break up be that o.

shey u know?
Crime › Re: Nigerian Arrested For Online Romance Scams In Cambodia by schoolboymatt(m): 10:59pm On Dec 28, 2021
why censor his face....make we see the criminal face abeg. maybe I go fit indentify am.
Pets › Re: Inside China's Dog Meat Trade As Animals Are Beaten, Boiled & Burned Alive(Pics) by schoolboymatt(m): 10:55pm On Dec 28, 2021
RawBitterTruth:
As sad as it may seem, some things has come to stay.


Dogs are pets in some places and meat in some places.


Your dairy (cows) you justify to be the legal meat are also worshiped in some places.

So what you guys are putting up here are just reeks and fetors of toxic hypocrisy.

Pretty Ironic.
tell me where you've seen a cattle burnt alive just to be eaten.

why boil/burn an animal alive for God sake.

what stops them from giving those dogs a quick painless death?
Sports › Re: Kylian Mbappe Wins Men's Player Of The Year At 2021 Globe Soccer Awards by schoolboymatt(m): 5:24pm On Dec 28, 2021
he deserves it
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Paramilitary Job Of 125k Starting(fg Slot) Or an FMCG Company Of 165k+ by schoolboymatt(m): 3:54pm On Dec 28, 2021
PSVITA:
Bro am currently working in a minning company and the pay is 123,776.42 with accommodation and transportation, but am still searching for a job with FG because of job security!
instead of looking/waiting for 'federal government job', why not save up and establish a business of your own.


ahbi u no wan be oga?


123,776.42 nairaland no be small money for naija now.
I dont know your responsibilities sha, but still the way Buhari dey wreck this country...one day money to pay salary no go dey.
Health › Re: Help! How Can I Save My Kid Brother In-law From Taking meth? by schoolboymatt(m): 3:42pm On Dec 28, 2021
op

what do you mean by 'meth treatment'?

I hope you did not mean 'organizing hefty men to beat the shht outta him'

that is no way to treat addiction, especially for someone who is hooked on meth.

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