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lol quite funny

HemmanuelRichy:
I will try to make this very snappy.

I have a childhood friend who is so very much in love with his girlfriend of 4-5years. (Whom I have never met) Fortunately, the girl in question got admission to the school I currently am and she was offered the course I am also studying.

My friend called me and told that his Bae was given admission to study the same course I am studying, and he begged me to keep tabs on her. I assured him that I would try. (me wey no get time)

He sent me her pictures and told me to look for her at her where she receive lectures and get to know her better. I assured him that would i will of which I never did due to the distance of her lecture hall. I was optimistic that I would eventually see her one of these days.

Two weeks ago, my friend called me, after exchanging pleasantries he gave the phone to his Bae. I greeted her and congratulated her on getting admission to study the best course on campus. She begged me for past exam questions and handouts, I promised to give her the ones I would lay my hands on. I also advised her not be carried away with guys on campus, she thanked me and promised not to disappoint my friend.

I got to meet another girlfriend of my friend Bola (not her real name) who happened to be the same class she was. I asked her if she knows Joy (my friend's girl friend..not her real name too) I showed her the pictures my friend sent to me on my phone for easy identification. She immediately told me that she was their course rep and the most popular figure in her class.

Fast forward that same night in my course mate birthday party, Bola came to where i sat and told me that Joy was dancing with a guy in the middle of the hall. (It was quite dark and I couldn't really notice the faces of the people dancing)

I stood up and wanted of meet her for the first time, I got a shocker when the guy she was dancing with (I know the guy very well, he is my senior and I was one of his main man in his electioneering campaign team) sighted me and hugged me, he introduced her to me as his girlfriend and shook hands with her I was dumfounded and returned to my seat.

A girl I spoke with two weeks ago.. having a boyfriend already. I was perplexed. I wanted to confirm if she was truly the person, she went outside and I followed her. I stopped her and she responded with a smile. I asked her if they guy was truly her boyfriend, she said yes and confirmed my my fears. I asked her how long they were dating , she said she met him when she was doing her registeration. She asked why I was asking, I told her that I was feeling for my friend. She asked what i meant by that. I brought out my phone and showed her my friend picture. she started begging me and I pleaded that I should not tell my friend nothing.

I avoided her like a plague till the party ended.

This incident happened on Sunday night and I have been thinking on what to do.

should I tell my friend?

more reason why i can't go into any serious relationship with any girl still in school because they are still going to enjoy school activities both the good and bad...i would rather wait till they are done than get unnecessary high bp...

dante300:
My last complain about my supposed wife to be which had about 600 comment and 46,000 views need further updates especially those who felt bad about the occurrence.
I don't know how to take u back to the previous write up but if u care to know just go to my profile and u will build up from there.
Here is the full gist....its not in my making to intrude in someone else's privacy but when its got to do with whom I spend my hard earned money for and whom I have freely given my heart to I think at this juncture my action is justified.
For someone I intend to marry that doesn't pick up my calls all evening calls for suspicion isn't it? Well some of those people who commented, asked me to put a hidden camera in her room which i did without thinking twice. To cut long story short,what I saw in the footage is unbelievable.....I took it in good faith because I had already known what I would see even b4 fixing the hidden camera.
The powerful question now is...if this girl can cheat on me,every nigerian man better watch his back. The Nigerian young woman have taken over the cheating game. Am not in anyway beefing the Nigerian woman(may God bless them) but what I mean is that the woman is not designed to cheat. Men are polygamous and woman aren't and so when such happens its very weird especially when it happens to someone nice like myself....3yrs relationship down the drain.and I aint getting younger. The only girl I've had sex with without protection,well am going for a test tomorrow. I have waisted a fortune on her, I wonder what more I could do for a human being again. An msc student,what type of brain does she need to know what she really wants in life? The room I paid the rent for another guy comes to visit? Its so unfair...I do not deserve all of this at all....,now I have trust issues. Someone I am 100% faithful to....I just do not know what next to do...- have dumped her already problem now is telling my immediate family that its over even after preparing for our wedding by december.broken relationship is better than broken marriage right?she so does not deserve me.....sad part is the guy shez cheating on me with knows she's engaged. Wow.its so not good. relationship this days is so not easy. Its no wonder shez always laid back when the issue of me intending to visit her in school comes up..I trusted her so much. I tot her age(32)would make her wiser but no. Some people may think I don't satisfy her. Well truth is any woman who doesn't get satisfied 30min of 1st round up to 3rd round is definitly a nymphh... Or maybe she just doesn't love me or just don't know what she wants.its so sad.
Forgive my poor write up..nobe that one dey worry me now. Wetin dey worry me is how to get my waisted time back

sorry op about the whole stuffs, shits happens and am glad you know the truth now..next time get yourself a sidechick, they alwys come handy.

mayor10:
yeh we are all sinners buh i can say have been 99% loyal and faithful to this gurl had to erase all of my side chicks cos of her even wehn they all make sense more than her...you know wha they say about a playboy falling in love#i no fit give bad niqqa like you her digits


ama do just that sir

that's the mistake you made, giving love a chance when it doesn't exist. next time always have a side chick

Vendoor:
You should have played along and zero her off your mind for any serious relationship.
Perhaps, this loneliness won't have resurface. While you look around for someone who deserve your love and commitments.

Thats what ladies do!

you still want to confuse the op with the word love again..knowing fully well that's what got him into this mess in the first place..

the word love has lost its true meaning and people only use it this days to deceive people and satisfy their selfish urge or need.

97% relationship this days are overrated and is slowly creeping into marriages, mostly early marriages due to the global world we find ourself in this days and all thanks to social media and platform that have done more harm than good to relationships n marriages.

my dear love doesn't exis or its true meaning can't b practiced by humans, except the selfish part.

kiddoiLL:
sorry bout d way I'm typing this..pls bear with me...My girlfriend of 2 months old n i ended stuffs today. I've been everythin she culd ask 4 since we started datin. few weeks back i noticed she changd, i wanted 2 knw what's wrong,& each time i try 2 ask,she just wave it off. I'm a music producer,i dnt want games,I wantd a real relationship,my last relationship was 2 yrs ago. Not dat i'm a player,stayed alone cus i just wantd 2 b sure i'm ready before dating. My boss (snr producer) knew her b4 i did though, theyre frnds, his fiancee do come 2 d studio almost everyday, i know how much they love each other..last night i msgd my girlfriend n told her I wasnt feeling good cus of her sudden change.. today at d studio, sessions werent on,we were all gistin with some artistes, "see wetin dis girl(my GF) dey claim" dat was what i heard, "she say she loves u" #points 2 my boss#...in my mind,I was like wtf? her frnds around were like yea she loves him..i looked at her only fr her 2 nod her head sayin its true. I ended stuffs dat moment with her,
... I was hurt, angry, in pain there where i sat. all this happened cus she was hanging around today and her friend also. I said nothing, only a few other artists knew i was dating her, nd few of her friends also knew except the one around today. I told her so its true and she couldnt respect my feelings n tell me d truth? Told her i'm leaving her so she can go have the guy she wants. she said nothing, what i couldn't figure was d fact that she's aware of my boss fiancee (they see but they dont talk) and yet she could think dat way, I left their midst, was at d studio,couldnt think straight,felt like walls were closing in on me, temperature rised up, i had to leave the studio. I'm at home right now i'm filled with hate,and pain. I dnt knw if i did d right thing at all..i'm just lost..i need a shoulder right now, this isnt fair, i was happy i fell in love n thought i had what i wanted, the relationship turned out to be a bloody mirage..i dont deserve dis, i'm thinkin of building walls back around me.

let me be the first to welcome you to #lovedon'texist clan. first of all, you didn't do anything wrong, you only wemt into a relationship with the intent of falling in love. see bro next time go into it with an open mind n bearing in mind that love doesn't exist.that way you won't fall for any gimmick from anyone.It's normal to b angry and pained now but is better to move on..just accept it that she wasn't meant for you and its her loss not yours.so bro cheer up, if possible get close to any of her friend n if you have the chance hit her cus ladies despise when a guy hitting on them leave them for their friend even if they dont want him..finally when you are getting a gf make sure you get a side chick and don't feel bad or guilt about it is cus for cases like this, that the word sidechick came into existence.

sinaj:
Lots of reltnshp going down the drain lately.

Could it be as a result of Booharis economy


Btw wot do u mean by her love for u is conditional?




Nd if u really love her, u shud giv d reltnshp anoda shot.

naa, buhari don't v a hand in this.the truth is love doesn't exist n if it does, we humans can't practicalise it except in our mind.most people go into a relationship just to fulfill their selfish desires b it sex,money,fame n the rest..anyway for those who keep loving, goodluck to them until they come to terms with the reality of life.

shyling:
Trouble found you in psalm 109 memorize it

I thought your mouth was flowing like a lady on her heavy flow but it seems someone cut your tongue cus all you have been hammering on is the psalm verse which am sure your pastor asked you to read..like I said earlier on, learn to bless people rather than curse cus it goes back to you..we already have enough hate n painin this world, so don't come here and start cursing anyone..is a small world, so be happy and stay blessed..CURSED ONE

shyling:
Read and memorize psalm 109 that's your own will

yeah I just did and it says. Bleep YOU..like I said I don't care about who ever falls in love on nl cus I don't give a damm..only here to laugh n look for trouble n for better understanding read my siggy..meanwhile pls pls pls use your main moniker and call me not this fake moniker..

shyling:
You don see me before? You people look for how to destroy all innocent gals you have access to.... Wereh like I said psalm 109 is your portion

I don't need to see you cus I just exposed u..mention me with your real moniker n let's talk like men, what am I saying u are barely 21 self mscheww..small boy, finish school, get a job, get a life, get self esteem then you can talk to me.

SANDOSKI:
Shyling just make me vex why she go curse dey anyhow.. I no even comment for dey matter.....

Bestie I dey hate wan gal talk nonsense for matter wey no get head..
Thanks dear,

IS A GUY.

shyling:
Like I said psalm 109 is your portion

you think am like the other people hear that you cursed and they kept quite..my friend there are two kinds of mad people the ones that are in the house n the ones that roam about..if you get me pissed this night, you wilm hate the day you came into this world..look at this bastard.laying curses on people as if he is god..my only annoyance is the people he kept cursing and they kept quiet, that's why he continued..see eh, if you know what is good for you, better go and build your self esteem and stop hiding under the disguise of a lady..if you are man enough cus you are still a kid, use your main moniker and mention..until then don't quote me

shyling:
Ok you're the one troubling the innocent gals peace ehn ehn.... Psalm 109 is your portion.... As you've chosen to be wicked and deceitful to the poor halfricanadian... Enjoy and remain abundantly enmeshed in the provisions therein

a wise one will know I wanted u to buy the fight...stupid useless guy hiding under the disguise of a lady...stupid low life, low self esteem bastard son...u think am stupid like you, bornfool..everyone should go and read this rhesus monkey post and see where he prophesied his love to hallafrica..useless goat..raining curses cus his life have been cursed..I don't know who the op or the girl is and i dont give a rat Ass..I only read, comment n v fun.everything I do on nl stays on nl..so if your father n mother did not teach u how to closed those pit of hell you call a mouth which am sure have no atom of dignity..then let me tell you this...your life is so miserable, you don't even know what happiness is and that's why you just spill trash..learn to think and act positive..ther is so much hate in this world and instead of making more enemies, make more friends..be happy and stay blessed

shyling:
Ok philistine may your firstborn experience such a relationship you're wickedly proposing to a fellow human being

genesis 12:3 read n stay blessed

MzPecs:
He has children?

I didn't see that one oh!

ele gi di go, that guy must be related to jazzman olofin the musician..for him to be using jazz which she is aware of but can't run away.

hahaha this one is really strong ooo some guys no get pity at all...but seriously when we people learn to understand that humans don't show the true meaning of love, except the selfish love.

he slept with her

Cutehector:
Hello people


Remember Anita Hogan? The movie actress?



Ok her nudess got leaked...



Buh she's still married lol..

yeah she is, to a white man.
also the tape or pix came out while she was married to him cus she said he took those pix himself. as for me is a NO..don't want my kids coming across such in future, since the internet doesn't forget..

psychologist:
to all madrid and Ronaldo fans

hahaha you say what, it is now certified, Ronaldo is the greatest player ever.

kaycodes:
Learner, so you failed comprehension in class and you're trying to blame it on me.

It's not my fault that you're so bitter, obviously you lack the ability to be objective which makes you the sissy.

Again go get some comprehension skills, as its obvious you were sucking your fingers, during English Language class( that's where comprehension is taught)

Wannabe trying to form smart... Shift make I see men wey sabi...

hahaha you make me laugh, If you can't comprehend my last msg then you need to go back to sec school..is obvious you are still in school, I won't say much cus am still nursing my ban..maybe tomorrow you can spill your trash n get the full season of me

kaycodes:
First of all reserve your pity for yourself. You will need it.

If you failed at comprehension, I don't see how that is any of my problem.

Go back and read again and if you still don't understand what I said, please go get brighter grammer

is quite obvious you are part of those guys that makes ladies feel men are fools...what is he giving her a listening ear to, like you stated ealier? Mr. brighter grammer..o before I forget, I didn't fail any comprehension class because I never sat for any..next time when you want to give an advice , make sure you put yourself in the op shoe before spilling trash which you won't take..thank you stars am jus coming back from a ban if not.. SISSY

cbi24:
I met someone that need advice.



Advice her

Source: http://drexpert.info/advice-me-my-husband-has-not-have-sex-with-me-for-6-years-but-we-live-together/

please ask her to tell u the misunderstanding cus only then can we have an insight to the issue on ground..if is cheating then she continue to reap what she sowed..

kaycodes:
What advice do you need?

You just dodged a bullet. There was a reason you found out what she was doing.

If you can stand the lies she will tell you then ask her, cos she will put a spin to the whole ish.

If you really love her, then let her know what you found out, give her a chance to tell you the truth, if she lies about it, just assume you're in an open relationship moving forward.

If she tells you the truth, then maybe you still have a 20% chance of saving that relationship.

Let me tell you one truth I found out the hard way, No LADY is a saint even if she lives in the convent. How she dresses doesn't change that.

with this mentality of yours, I pity you...
you are still talking of op loving his girl when she is cheating on him nd still planning to visit the guy and cheat again.
you are asking for him to hear the truth, what truth if may i ask?
the truth is clear, she cheated on him and will still do ut again...what op needs to do is let her know that he knows, any explanation will only hurt him the more and is not necessary..he should go ahead with the friendship cus is no longer a relationship while he looks for a new bae...no lady is a saint but a smart one won't leave any trace of cheating behind..

dryyansh1:
Normally I don't go through her phone but yesterday she brought it to me that I should help her resolve some imei issue on it.
After I was through with the phone my curious mind said I should check her Whatsapp messages (make nobody come here come blame me o) . Her Whatsapp was outdated, I backdated the phone and it came on again.
Mehn, the last chat I saw on her phone was heartbreaking. She was telling a guy how much she loves him, how she can't wait to see him. The guy was asking of her bra and pant size. That he's going to buy for her when he comes around cos from what I learnt from the chat, the guy is not staying in the same city. She even send pic of her boobs to him (she's an hijabian sister o). I was shocked!
Now I also went through her chat with one of her female friends were she was telling that one how she just saw one Maga and she just dey play along with him. That one was even asking her about me and from their discussion about me, I think she still like me.
Guyman don vex ó.... I was so sad yesterday that I just go take 3 bottles to calm down.
The thing is, she's coming today and I don't even know whether to confront her or play along just to have my share and take off....
My sabi guys, abeg help your man o... Advice pls.

from your story i will say this things.
1.never go through your gf or bf phone, never do such and tell them the same thing as well.
2.trust no one in this life and you are feeling this pain cus you trusted her, reason why you put the hijabian sister.is good to trust but is better and wiser not to.
3.love doesn't exist or better said, we humans can't show the true meaning of LOVE and that's why either partners this days are either selfish, self centered or only care about their own happiness.

bro my advice to you.
I will advice you not to break up, just play along and have a side chick or get another bae and make this one your side chick...it has happen just take it as it is, such is life n another wrong way of showing the word love..
this will be hard but try this it always work.
if she comes today, get her something nice n tell her you know everything she did but you won't judge her cus no one is perfect..if she ask what she did, just tell her not to worry but you know...let her conscience bite her everyday...pls get yourself a side chick is very very important, so u v something to fall back on.

Ada9103:
I will soon

good luck on that and nice pix

Ada9103:
God have mercy!!!! I so love rabbits.... White rabbits to be precise. Their ear drives me nuts so long

why don't you get one

halfricanadian:
I do dat no biggie

but if your guy should do same to you, all hell will break loose

ernesty20:
Schumastic, how many possey u don tear today?

am on leave, so non till further notice

similar story but the only diff is mine cheated and not marriage like she told you...LOVE IS JUST A MIRAGE WHICH EVERY HUMAN CRAVE FOR BUT CAN'T SHOW ITS TRUE MEANING IN REALITY( IT DOESN'T EXIST).

Merlissa:
Am sure most of the guys here are enjoying it and they are now opening mouth to saying all sorts


So many guys love watching 2 girls f*** yet you can't stand them take such pics


#enuffsaid

#okbye

blood of Nebuchadnezzar

fairygeh:
I love them oMG,i want them oh Lord,i need them or one of them I crave for one

let your bf catch you

lalasticlala, mind44 pls address this issue cus i got banned for nothing...i think the anti spam machine or what ever is having issues. pls check and rectify thanks..

that's the link
https://www.nairaland.com/3210130/somebody-explain-what-really-happening#47269833