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Romance › Re: See What They Did To A Respectable-looking Lady Who Stole Cash In A Banking Hall by schumastic(m): 12:28pm On Aug 30, 2016
AuroraB:
I can never think of doing such. Got no bf so, the question is needless undecided grin
Really, when a lady says she has no bf it simply means, she has so many but playing with their hearts. So you are guilty as charged
Romance › Re: When I Was 17.... by schumastic(m): 10:46am On Aug 30, 2016
Berbierklaus:
grin

When I was 17,I was in ss3 lipsrsealed

2nd term,I joined the league of boyfriend owners cheesy
Refused to kiss or hug him until lipsrsealed
when nigga told all the guys I'm naive and inexperienced angry
He even asked my room mate out just to make me jealous angry
then i decided to prove him wrong by Kissing him in broad day light lipsrsealed



When I was 17 I sneaked out of the hostel for a party with my friends,got caught on our way back,disgraced and flogged on assembly shocked



When I was 17 I ...………………………………


cc Babzilla kiss

schumastic wink

Flashh grin
when i was 17, I almost did it but left the girl's plc cus I didn't want her to b the one
Romance › Re: See What They Did To A Respectable-looking Lady Who Stole Cash In A Banking Hall by schumastic(m): 10:45am On Aug 30, 2016
AuroraB:
For now, she's boyfriendless lipsrsealed

This na mega walk-of-shame grin sad
no b small thing, so if u do this kind of thing, get caught n your bf leaves you, you won't b angry?
Romance › Re: Some Guys Have No Shame by schumastic(m): 10:44am On Aug 30, 2016
missjo:
Yes, girls who open their legs to two brothers are just as worse and they also have a place reserved for them in the fiery deeps.
so are you holy? if no, where do you think you will fall under.
Romance › Re: Some Guys Have No Shame by schumastic(m): 7:46pm On Aug 29, 2016
Fabulocity:
Nothing but the truth.
same truth applies to some ladies that are bitches in human skin as well
Romance › Re: Some Guys Have No Shame by schumastic(m): 7:44pm On Aug 29, 2016
missjo:
If they both planned to get down with you and each knows that you are having sex with both of them, then that's a different case.

However if you were seriously dating one and secretly shagging the other, there's a special place in hell reserved for guys like you.
i guess the place reserved in hell for ladies with multiple partners will be larger than that of the guys with lots of gnashing of teeth n torments for them for their deceptive acts angry angry
Romance › Re: 4 Nigerian Songs You’ve Been Singing Wrong Your Entire Life by schumastic(m): 7:40pm On Aug 29, 2016
guilty as charged lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: I Slept With My Bestfriends Boyfriend, Should I Tell Her To Leave Him ? by schumastic(m): 7:36pm On Aug 29, 2016
ladies are their own enemy undecided undecided
Romance › Re: See What They Did To A Respectable-looking Lady Who Stole Cash In A Banking Hall by schumastic(m): 7:12pm On Aug 29, 2016
whose girlfriend s that grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Leaked Conversation Between A Prostitute And A Client Will Leave You Speechless by schumastic(m): 7:11pm On Aug 29, 2016
Fabulocity:
I'm still "speechful".

Everyone will come here and condemn the girl, while nothing will be said about the guy undecided.
before, why not? the guy is paying for the service and is left for her to accept or not tongue after all, what else can they offer if not that which they considered precious to them?
Education › Re: Afe Babalola University Bans Smartphones On Campus, Twitter Users React by schumastic(m): 12:00pm On Aug 29, 2016
no difference between private uni and a boarding school grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Should I Hold On Or Just Move On by schumastic(m): 1:16pm On Aug 22, 2016
Tori46:
I empathize with you. Please you have to be strong, it's obvious he has moved on. But why is it that guys will never tell you they are no longer interested?
very simple, they want to have both girl at their beck and call.
Romance › Re: Should I Hold On Or Just Move On by schumastic(m): 1:12pm On Aug 22, 2016
sweerychick:
I understand you, and I can never be in an abusive relationship, what I meant is that it was an isolated incident, cos he warned me not to push him to the wall that the day, I dared him even to the extent of holding his clothes for him not to leave my presence, I think that was what infuriated him more, and he lost his temper and assaulted me, by slapping me and pushing me aside. He started weeping afterwards, when I left the house crying. He was begging me to come back but I didn't. My anger was that he waited for 4days before putting a call across me.
sorry to say but he was with another lady for those four days, that's why he didn't call you..if you put two and two together am sure you will accept reality that he is seeing someone else.

once a guy hits his lady it is always hard to stop, if need arise again he will hit you again.it will take self control and God's grace for him not to hit you again.

is had to let go especially if the person is your first love, am saying this from experience. we have this burning feeling that you can't find someone like him or who you will love that much and the truth is this, is a 50-50 chance you might see someone better or not better than him.

what really matters my dear is your happiness. if your relationship is not healthy or not giving you that happiness you once felt, then my dear is time to walk out.

you have lost your worth in his life that's why you are receiving all this treatment because he is giving it out to someone else..give yourself that worth again better giving him the distance he seeks for. make him hunger for you and am sure if you are a nice person he will realize it and come back to his senses, until then move on.
Celebrities › Re: Gorgeous Nigerian Celebrities That Are Yoruba Men by schumastic(m): 6:08pm On Aug 21, 2016
I just went through the list n truely beauty n cuteness is in the east..most of the guys try but how come they are not much unlike the igbo thread
Romance › Re: See What This Woman's Husband Is Doing With Her Dad (PIC) by schumastic(m): 10:15am On Aug 21, 2016
so a grown man leave all the p**sy in the worl n choose ass n not any ass but his wife's dad ass...I have lost hope in man's sanity n have nothing more to say..
Romance › Re: Hilarious Soldier Teaches NYSC Corps How To March by schumastic(m): 10:09am On Aug 21, 2016
funny,
Romance › Re: Help!!! Relationship Advice Needed. by schumastic(m): 10:03am On Aug 21, 2016
whogoesthere:
I asked her, if i make love to her now and disvirgin her, I'm far away, can she promise she won't give it to another guy, she said will try but can't promise.

I'm thinking of traveling to see her just to disvirgin her(reward for all my labour, because I don't think I can marry her again, but is it worth it? 2 days on the road just because of that) or should I just call it quit over the phone?

Please matured, responsible advice abeg, No insults.
Thanks.
whogoesthere:
I asked her, if i make love to her now and disvirgin her, I'm far away, can she promise she won't give it to another guy, she said will try but can't promise.

I'm thinking of traveling to see her just to disvirgin her(reward for all my labour, because I don't think I can marry her again, but is it worth it? 2 days on the road just because of that) or should I just call it quit over the phone?

Please matured, responsible advice abeg, No insults.
Thanks.
whogoesthere:
I asked her, if i make love to her now and disvirgin her, I'm far away, can she promise she won't give it to another guy, she said will try but can't promise.

I'm thinking of traveling to see her just to disvirgin her(reward for all my labour, because I don't think I can marry her again, but is it worth it? 2 days on the road just because of that) or should I just call it quit over the phone?

Please matured, responsible advice abeg, No insults.
Thanks.
after reading that part I kept aside the matured advice u seek for.
so your journey this time around is to go n disvirgin her? I pray n am very sure that place is open n wide open n wish i can see the look on your face.

you must be very foolish to ask her for such promise, what makes u think she has not been doing it, someone that is still in school n two days journey far away from you..body no b firewood or do u want curbweb to grow their..anyway the reason y she said a guy fingered her is to clear your doubt just incase no blood comes out.
bro get yourself another girl close to u shikena n if possible from your tribe to aviod stories like this.
Romance › Re: Help Pls, My Gf Is Cheating On Me , I Need Ur Advice by schumastic(m): 8:50am On Aug 21, 2016
Amazingcidpro:
you guys no understand, i tink she is confused on who to follow, she keeps on teeling me she loves me nd she doesnt want to lose me, love her bt that was before now, alll i want to ro is remove my mind off her , anytime she come bck i go bleep her nd play along till she opens up bt if she no open up , maybe after bleeping i to tell her wetin she dey do, bt i was never in my life expecting this from her , was surprised nd shocked coz i did really lover her , maybe i will forget abt her nd d relationship nd play along, coz if i never knew should would be pretending to me till God knww wen
hahaha both you and your so called gf are funny....first of all, there is nothing like love it was just lust n infatuation in the first place..secondly that other guy doesn't know she has a bf.
bro my advice to you is very simple, Infact if am u i wil thank that her friend that opened up yo you, she just saved you a whole lot, like cash, your thoughts towards your cheating gf and most especially any future plans you must have prepared..if you want to revenge u can date her friend cus am sure she likes u or you can continue with your cheating gf while u have other side chicks or end the relationship.your call
Romance › Re: Help Pls, My Gf Is Cheating On Me , I Need Ur Advice by schumastic(m):
I don't know about other guys in the house but as for me, I can never n will never go into any serious relationship with a girl still in school.
we v been there n we know how the system work..they have 4-5 yrs max to spend and 99% believe they have all the time in the world n more over their guy is not around them so they can chop n clean mouth n he won't find out..
I give ladies credit for this ability cus they can easily cover up their tracks n will only tell you if they want to or someone exposes them.
op u made a mistake but is something that can be fixed.

1.hardly before any female friend expose their friend except they feel something for her guy, am sure she feels something for u or I might b wrong but give it a try, and try n repay her for the info by creating an avenur for u both to meet.am sure u can handle the rest from there.
2.you continue the relationship but make it a living corpse, one that has no love,care,affection,financial assistant what so ever, concentrate on the sex part with protection this time around if you haven't b using any n most importantly have lots of side chick it is very very important cus it has been saving man since the days of David n goliath.
3.let her know the truth about what you found out n don't snitch on her friend.call it quit irrespective of her tears cus they are crocrocile tears.you can b wise to forgive her but you will be VERY FOOLISH, EVEN MORE FOOLISH THAN THE 5 FOOLISH VIRGINS IN THE BIBLE to say you love her n will continue with the relationship.
Romance › Re: How Ma Girlfriend Cheated On Me... by schumastic(m):
Evakinqz:
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I give ladies credit for having the ability to cheat on several partners or her guy n still have time to easily cover up their tracks n will only tell you if they want to or someone exposes them or try to expose them.
that's when they start forming conscience n crocrodile tears just to form a repentant soul..

op BREAK UP WITH HER or she will continue to take you for a fool that you are..am beig harsh on you cus you are being soft on this issue n will consider going back..do you know what it takes for a lady to decide she wants to cheat not to talk more of cheating with her friend bf? just think over that for a moment.

I will refer you to a thread similar to this, so u will know cheating gfs don't feel any remorse but scared n open up to their guy cus they know he has or will find out about their dirty games.

https://www.nairaland.com/3301063/pls-gf-cheating-me-need#48668288

I have the following advice for you


1.you can continue the relationship but make it a living corpse, one that has no love,care,affection,financial assistant what so ever, concentrate on the sex part with protection this time around if you haven't b using any n most importantly have lots of side chick it is very very important cus it has been saving man since the days of David n goliath.
2.you are wise to have forgiven her but will b VERY FOOLISH, EVEN MORE FOOLISH THAN THE 5 FOOLISH VIRGINS IN THE BIBLE to say you love her n will continue with the relationship.
Romance › Re: My Husband Is Into Drugs And Fraud by schumastic(m): 5:38pm On Aug 18, 2016
GBESE RE shocked shocked grin grin
Romance › Re: Guy Gives Chick His Last 20k During Date, Later Regrets It And Does This by schumastic(m): 6:44pm On Aug 15, 2016
that guy wants to remake aluu 4 shey grin grin
Romance › Re: What Is Our Naija Girls Turning Into??? (read This) by schumastic(m): 5:49pm On Aug 15, 2016
Passy089:
I Still don't Understand why our Naija girls are becoming soo obsessed with Money......

My Friend went to an ATM machine to withdraw some money, when he got there people were much so he joined the queue standing just behind a very pretty and attractive young girl, Meanwhile while my friend was waiting for his turn in the queue he happened to receive a Call from his Mum who was asking him about a transaction that involved huge sums of money and the pretty girl happened to hear All his discussion, so after the calls the girl started a conversation with him by asking him "hi Pls do you know if My UBA ATM card can work in First bank? " while he replied her "Yes why not" not knowing the girl has a plan, the girl now went ahead and introduced herself as Jane bla bla bla.... my friend equally introduced himself too and they struck a discussion, when it finally got to the girls turn she went Infront of the Atm and was busy opening her bag searching for something desperately so my friend asked her "what re u looking for"? she said "My ATM ooo, I thought it was inside my purse I must have forgotten IT at home, so she stepped aside for my friend to withdraw, after he withdrew the girl was already waiting for him and started telling him the story of her life, how she doesn't even have transport fare etc so my guy gave her 4k and left without even asking for her number. .....

My friend went inside a provision shop nearby and bought some stuff and while inside a keke on his way home, he saw the girl Infront of diamond bank ATM withdrawing money with the so called ATM she forgot at home..
Why do women like money so muchhuh?
tell your friend to go and see a psychiatrist cus he is not ok up there. am very sure if a brother had asked him for that 1k not even 4k at that same spot with the same predicament he will refuse.

pls change the topic and put instead; why do some guys act foolish cus of conji
Romance › Re: Who Has Seen This Game Before (with PICTURE) by schumastic(m): 5:39pm On Aug 15, 2016
that is game of throne, the unedited version grin grin
Romance › Re: Picture Of Lady With A Bulge In Her Trousers - Can You Explain The Situation? by schumastic(m): 5:39pm On Aug 15, 2016
i would have believed the pic if her hands were not behind her ass cus is obvious she is holding a stick. they both look good though #teamslimgirls#
Romance › Re: Check Out The Banner A Bride-to-be Wore To Her Shower by schumastic(m): 6:18pm On Aug 12, 2016
i just hope she doesn't heat on him cus ladies n mood swings are like 5 and 6 grin grin she can trip and fall on another and claim the new dude use juju, just like the other news today grin grin
Romance › Re: Please Help My Relationship Is Abt To Crash by schumastic(m): 6:16pm On Aug 12, 2016
SplendidE:
This is my first thread ever on this forum cos I've never really bn steady here but I currently need ur help so I can't hide it any longer
I'm into a long distance relationship in which communication ought to have been the only thing DAT keeps us going but recently we had some issues n we're exchanging words on phone with each other so I got angry n hung his call cos I didn't like wat he said n since then its bn like 3weeks he hasn't picked my calls
reply my msgs or even call back
wat do I do?
that's what you get when you do distant relationship cus you can't confront or resolve things except through the phone which is the more reason why i dislike it and can't go into any...until the day he picks up, pls get yourself a new boo cus am sure he has one were he is as well.
Romance › Re: Engineer Proposes To His Girlfriend On A Flight Today (Photos) by schumastic(m): 4:58pm On Aug 12, 2016
mizzbouqui:
Really?
So going to the moon is not adventurous enough
nope cus there is no there so it won't be fun
Romance › Re: Engineer Proposes To His Girlfriend On A Flight Today (Photos) by schumastic(m): 4:12pm On Aug 12, 2016
mizzbouqui:
Over the moon
just that cry, am really disappointed cus i was expecting something better and adventurous from you.
Romance › Re: Engineer Proposes To His Girlfriend On A Flight Today (Photos) by schumastic(m): 2:37pm On Aug 12, 2016
mizzbouqui:
Awww so so sweet
Waiting for mine
just hold on am coming, where do you want to the proposal to take place? grin grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Woman Catches Husband With Lady In Hotel In Kenya(video/pics) by schumastic(m): 12:59pm On Aug 12, 2016
herbie27:
Remind me na.
you made a comment so time ago n i remember quoting you or so about it, but don't worry about it.

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