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is obvious the girl is still a kid, because a grown up lady won't fall for such when the guy in ? is not her fiance

Ladycloud:
it's cool... Childhood experience.... Mine wasn't really fun.. I didn't even have friends

wow, where did you grow up n why no friends? n u can check another one I posted up to a guy

lrguru:
bring that pant
u may lose your life was classic. I remember that one o. the song was from Evi Edna Ogoli.. the song then was "this is my, message to the youth"


hehehehehe. not laughed like this in a while

do you remember this one...
your papa no get money for food so everyday him go buy garri n fish, soak the garri till the thing swell, then he will now tie the fish rope near the garri now call all the 12children to line up..he will now start singing to the children as they move forward.
take one garri
smell the fish(child will breath in) get out
take one garri
smell one fish get out.

2nd one:
a white man took us out and we ordered for food n drinks,
me I ordered for rice n chicken with fanta, you ordered for rice n chicken with coke.
after the white man ate finish, he said wow this is tantalizing, he now asked me how was it, I said wow this is fantastic, he now asked you what do you think, because u r a bush man n u didn't know what to say, you looked at your coke n said, wow this is cokecatisk.

Ladycloud:
lmaooo ... Which state did you grow up??

lagos state we had lots of kids in the building then, so when we come banc fron school we do Yab our self n laugh, most times my siblings n I do win

cindybaby22:
lol
crazy people everywhere

real craxy people, I only blame the person who always forget to lock the yabaleft gate most times, he should be arrested..

Ladycloud:
so which of them was used on u.. Or the reverse.. Which did u use on ur mates then

this one is long o, but here it goes..in pidgin.
your family get only on pant wey everybody they share, so the day wey be your uncle turn to wear the pant, you come do sharp guy wear am go school, your uncle come assembly n him no know as him go take ask you for the pant, instead he started singing.
bring out the pant
or you may lose your life.
you witness when a car hit a goat n it died, so police came n were like you should explain what happen but because you can't speak English, you decided to sing.you now ask them to giv u beat..
ti ti ke ti ti ke (x2)
pim pim jam the meme, the meme fall for gutter(x2)


you were pant for one year, you come throw the pant for river, next thing, the leader of the fishs just come out with him whistle come blow ppppp, all the whole fish cone out n started singing, anya bia wa la ewo anya bia wa la (x2).

hardbody:
I perfectly agree with you. One lady insulted me and I gave it back to her in full measure, well shaken and pressed down she could not take it up the chin, she reported me and I got banned.

I am waiting to catch the mode that banned me in real life. We go follow go igbobi but i don't know the mode ooo

I would prefer they have an appeal mode were one can appeal for his or her ban and if the mode sees need for the ban to be reverse, then he can do that n serve a warning to the person appealing by asking him or her to take down her post..if they see it as a stressfull work, I won't mind to be the appeal mode. recently I got banned for no reason, without breaking any of the rule..

Ladycloud:
lol.. Yes

I thought as much

STFUareyouG0d:
why you not in the Mr NL race?

bro, the one I want nairaland to do is most troublesome member, I want to compete with cutehector cus the guy carry first class for trouble making..sincerely, I prefer watching from the crowd..are you taking part?

Ladycloud:
I can't relate to any oo

then you probably didn't grow up in lag

modelmike7:
..... reading your last paragraph for assistance just killed off the story, now I don't know if to believe anymore or not!! But if it is true, Carry your cross man, in this case, it is all man for himself!

i have a feeling the story looks scripted..why ask for financial aid and materials..he just have to count his loss and move on.glad he has a job, so replacing all that shouldn't be a problem or doesn't he have any savings?

engrjoseph208:
1) I don’t know whether to tell her that I lied to her because I didn’t see us together at first (THIS IS THE TRUTH). Will she still love me like before knowing fully well this will break her heart? More worrisome is the fact that I do tell her that I have loved her since the first time we met.

2) Or maybe I should tell her that I intentionally lied because that was the only way I could date a girl in the past. That I preferred a long distance relationship while growing up. This would still hurt her when she thought about many of our gists where I pretended I was at Abuja and not Kwara state/Oyo state as the case may be.

3) I was also considering lying to her that I relocated from ABJ but my NYSC was at Kwara not FCT. No explanation to justify withholding that information for more than a year.

GUYS AND LADIES PLS HELP A BROTHER OUT. MY MIND IS IN TROUBLE AND SHE THINKS I AM FINE.

YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS

1.END THE LIE WITH THE ULTIMATE LIE, JUST TELL HER YOU GOT RELOCATED TO A BRANCH IN OYO AND THAT WILL SETTLE IT..

2.IF YOU INSIST ON TELLING HER THE TRUTH, THEN YOU MUST MAKE SURE SHE IS IN A VERY GOOD MOOD BEFORE YOU TELL HER AND IF SHE ASK YOU WHY YOU LIED, LET HER KNOW YOU DID IT CUS YOU WERE SCARED SHE WILL LEAVE YOU ONCE SHE IS DONE SCHOOLING.

Airforce1:
Today is a beautiful day maybe because I got the most beautiful girl in the world.


I had to take a time off my studio session to check on her and make her feeel like a queen which she is.

She's reading and yea, I love her now and forever.


Lalasticlala please I want the world to see my baby
Could you please do this for me.

hey, your girl looks familiar

every generation comes with its own crazy style, i guess this is the style the new generation have to offer

GIVE THANKS AND IF THEY ARE MORE THAN ONE, THEN I WILL SURE GIVE A TESTIMONY TO IT

banjo022:
I met this lovely charming princess on 5th July 2014 we became frnds and we started dating thereafter things were so romantic between us its was like heaven on earth. Things started falling apart for us last year August she won't call nor text so I angrily called off the relationship then I realised I made a mistake I had to plead with her but she wouldn't listen I mobilised all my friends including hers to plead with her on my behalf. Well after two month of apologizing she accepted me back and things returned to normalcy but just recently arnd April she changed again she hardly call, text nor communicate with me effectively so I took the bull by the horn and ask her if she's still interested in the relationship could u believe it this girl went on WhatsApp and ended our relationship online she didn't hav the courage to confront me and tell me what on her mind she broke my heart without looking back what pained me so much is that she didn't tell me the reason why we are breaking up. I loved this girl I respected her I gave her my attention my time and resources I was faithful to her. we planned so many things concerning our future but she threw everything into the trash can. Am heartbroken, devastated i feel am a failure. Plz just advice me on what to do.

have a side chick next time, so you have something to fall back on and avoid stories that touch.

when they won't shut up, drama queens everywhere but slapping a girl is bad and should not be encouraged no matter what...say no to domestic violence.

hmm

halfricanadian:
I can tho its all bou love nd respect honestly i can date 7yrs younger too its just love nd respect

hmm halafrica, 7yrs younger ke na wa o

[quote author=sweetpies post=47213332][/quote]Aii sweet, I will bookmark it.

op pls modify your post cus i get what you are saying but am just making it up, like is not pretty clear..maybe you should calm down n recheck it

schumastic:
ask yourself that stupid ? you just ask us, then tell me how it sounds in your ear..someone kept under your care for you to teach is whom you are falling in love with, so girls are now scarce ba or you don't know how to walk up to one..is obvious the third leg in you, has been doing a lot of thinking this days for you rather than your brain mschew..

those that called for my ban just because i said my mind, baba God pass ulna...a closed mouth is a closed destiny n i won't close my mouth from saying the truth or airing my own opinion..good to be back all thanks to baba on the top connection sweet die, as long as i don't break any rule then i can released from the ban

jacintarichard:
Bro life isn't easy at all but you just have to take it easy on yourself. Get Well Soon

check your email, i replied your msg

how will one keep all of this in the head

Nacoss25:
Good day my people, am 27 by age. am a computer tutor in a computer institute, they is this my female student who I have been cruching on for months now because of her kind of personality, she is aged between 17 and 18. my problem now is her age and how to let her know how I feel for her owing to the fact that am her teacher even though she knows that I like her very much for her brilliance but not to the extend of falling in love with her. I love her from a pure and genui heart and don't intend to take advantage of her, infact I see her from the window of a wife. so , is it advisablefor me to go into relationship with her.

ask yourself that stupid ? you just ask us, then tell me how it sounds in your ear..someone kept under your care for you to teach is whom you are falling in love with, so girls are now scarce ba or you don't know how to walk up to one..is obvious the third leg in you, has been doing a lot of thinking this days for you rather than your brain mschew..

halfricanadian:
Dats if femi accepts her bck

Bt most guy can sayin dey wanna purnish her like av sex nd dump her before u kno it he falls in love nd den she dumps him again circular love life

any guy who does that needs to have his head check, as for me, i believe relationship is overrated.

halfricanadian:
that hurts that girl is nt good she can dump d present guy for anoda guy again i dont like girls like dat

Why femi sef cheat on am na? If a guy cheat i move on nd wateva i do next is non of his business nt goin bck even if its construction sex or make up sex

yeah my thought as well, am not I'm support of the femi or the girl leaving him for the other guy, my only annoyance in the whole stuff is the new fiance who she cheated on..that's wa got me pissed..tomorrow it means if she v issues with her new fiance or if they r married by then, she can fall back on femi.

jenigurl:
Better to have loved and lost then not to have loved at all.
The length of time you two have been together is irrespective if there's no mutual respect and love.
Like I said those words if spoken exactly as you stated are an indication of a deep issue.
Frankly she spoke her mind
Hence it would be naive to ignore this or simply brush it off as a joke.
Seek love ester where.
My two cents

i like the fact that you are real to him..yrs don't matter for ladies when they see someone better..mine ended after 7yrs due to some differences.
there is this guy who have been dating his girl for 6 yrs, engaged her and did introduction. few weeks back, the lady spent four days with her fiance n left on Sunday after church service, funny part is he dropped her off at her house after the service..later at night, he saw on her friend dp, a picture of his fiancee engaged to another man with pm in quote ''she said yes to him, so happy for you bestie''...he thought it ws a joke and called his fiancee, only for her to stop picking his calls. when his friend finally reached her on phone and ask why she did what she did, she said because femi has been cheating on her all this years and she has seen someone who will make her happy for the rest of her life..a week later she still went back to her ex-fiance and had sex with him n called it goodbye sex (pls which one is goodbye sex again)..the guy is in SA now mending his heart and the girl is with her new fiance who doesn't know she cheated on him with her other man after their engagement..the years spent in a relationship will not count if a partner wants to let go, so never use that as a yard stick to continue to be in one n never stay in a relationship out of pity que sera sera

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omochelsea004:
to just dump her like that wouldn't be that easy for me at all, a relationship of 5 yrs plus no be beans oo, moreover av really invest all my life into this relationship, & this lady av really showed me so much love and care in d past, that i can't just decide to dump her just like that, only that she is hot tempered, but while i feel so depressed today is that we weren't even into any argument or fight before altering such word

omochelsea as a chelsea fan n from experience i will say this, ''THE SOONER YOU DUMP HER THE BETTER''..what this lady said is the truth, forget 5yrs oo cus when a lady wants to leave you those yrs won't count.if she sees someone better she will leave you and i can bet you on that..you said you have invested in her but didn't it cross her mind before she said all those things? its a sign that she feels you are only doing your responsibility. if is the years you are looking at then you are still coming up, my ex n i broke up after 7yrs though that's a story for another day..all am saying is this, everything you have done for her would not count when she sees someone better and the years won't save the relationship from collapsing as well..you can either take the advice or leave it..i pray you don't regret it

wildQuincy:
I joined my brother in the US over a year ago and observe that he's in a serious relationship with 3 Nigerian girls! All of them have been nice and caring to my brother and also shower me with gifts each time any of them visits. But the problem is my brother has already confided in me whom among them he's going to marry! Infact, serious plans are already on ground to come down to Nigeria by september with one of them to finalize marriage plans!
I really feel quilty for playing along with the other two knowing fully well that my bro isn't going to marry them. They have shown serious commitment in the relationship and I feel as a lady I should just hint them about the whole plan cuz I wouldn't like someone decieving me like that,but I don't want it to seem like I'm betraying my brother. One of them is even around for the weekend and she's not the 'chosen' one! Pls what should I do?

he only ask you to choose and not for you to expose him, is that to hard to do..

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