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DONT CRY NOW LIKE A BABY, bronchitis Olutande Oaroloye !!

You really remind me of a COWARD. A COWARD will insult innocent people that did them no harm.
A COWARD will viciously attack great men of God where scientifically verifiable evidence and thousands of global LIVE, PERSONAL testimonies from royalty, statesmen, countries, doctors, beggar, Muslims and Jews CONFIRM THAT JESUS IS ALIVE.

THEY ALL SHOUT FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD THAT JESUS HEALED ME !!

THEY ALL SHOUT WITH ONE VOICE, JESUS DELIVERED ME FROM EVIL DEMONIC SPIRITS !!!

THEY ALL SHOUT THAT MY SOUL, MY MARRIAGE, MY FAMILY, MY BUSINESS HAVE BEEN RESTORED BY THE MIGHTY JESUS.

THEY ALL THANK THE HUMBLE SERVANT OF GOD, JESUS, THE HOLY SPIRIT prophet TB Joshua

A COWARD such as fake pastor Bronchitis Olatunde Oaroloye hates it when thousands of people of all religions, Muslims, Jews and Christians from other churches receive awesome blessing, money, food, FREE educational BURSARIES FOR THEIR WHOLE FAMILIES, MONEY TO START BUSINESSES, FREE AIRLINE TICKETS TO GET BACK HOME, FREE TRANSPORT, FREE FREE and much, much more.

It is the nature of SATAN to cowardly and viciously ATTACK everyone that is connected to the WORK OF THE HOLY SPIRIT !!
It is the nature of Satan to recruit COWARDS to do his destructive work !!

I will never be recruited by this passionate follower of SATAN. Thank you Jesus !!!!!


THE OP IS CRYING LIKE A BABY - BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN EXPOSED !!!!

It is consistent with the OP's COWARDLY Satanic beliefs to protect and defend rapists as witnesses here so powerfully.

1) The OP, Pastor Bronchitis Olatunde Oaroloye has preached everywhere that RAPE IS NOT A SIN !!

2) He has also preached extensively on his favorite doctrines that THE RAPE VICTIMS ARE TO BLAME FOR THEIR RAPE !!

3) He has arrogantly declared that his doctrines are correct and that his conclusion that EVEN BABIES AND YOUNG GIRLS ARE TO BLAME IF THEY ARE RAPED !! He said that he will willingly except the consequences of his doctrines.

Too many men would certainly see his SATANIC doctrines as an opportunity for SEX with a baby - without serious punishment.
I wont waste my time ripping the OP's post apart, I leave it untouched for the reader to form their own opinions.

MONEYJOEE:
Let's try this. What makes Yahweh the almighty one?

Sir, the answer is known to you.

Atheism make God more desirable. Whenever an Atheist opens their mouth a stadium is filled to sincerely worship GOD.

Whenever your greedy failed prophet of Atheism prof.Richard Dawkins recruits one registered member that has paid the 67,000Naira per month membership fee, simultaneously thousands flock to join a CHURCH or a Mosque.

THAT IS WHAT MAKE GOD GREATER THAN ATHEISM !!

Martinez19:
what are you saying? If what you are saying is true, then I have lost respect for Dawkins, how can you charge money for telling and supporting the truth? That is dubious. It's like church business you know.

After You have calmly researched Atheism properly, you will agree that joining a sports club is much, much more rewarding.

You will also find that ATHEISM is not what Most Atheists believe it is.

Remember, researching TRUTH is very hard, we are born into an evil world.

You say Dawkins greedy system is like CHURCH business. But I say that on the surface it would appear similar especially if the leader of the CHURCH is FAKE and without anointing.

Dawkins system is self serving and designed meet the needs of a corrupt educational system.
Our educational system is designed to block us from wisdom but encourage the worship of our lowest mental faculty which is reason.

MONEYJOEE:
Have you also fallen for the religious apologists lies and skews of who an atheist is? That's one of their desperate and dishonest moves to reduce our numbers.

If you understand the true meaning of atheism, there's a possibility that you're one of em. Most people are atheist but they don't know this because they've been lied to on who an atheist is. You see them saying stupid shite like "I'm not an atheist, I'm agnostic." Of course knuckleheads we are all agnostics, both theists and atheists. We can never know for sure if there's a god. Whoever claims to know for sure that there is (or there is not) a god is an arrogant and ignorant fool.

Atheism in the broader sense is simply a lack of belief in god(s).
An atheist is someone who lack a belief in all gods. The person must not necessarily claim that there's no god. Even Richard Dawkins wouldn't say there's no god. An atheist is that guy that's simply saying "I don't believe you until you show me evidence for your god's existence." Contrary to the lies you've been fed, atheist don't actually make any claims. I don't know why this is too hard for some demented lying religious shitbags.

I wonder why religious knotheads thinks they're in the position to define who we are.

Now that you've been told agnosticism isn't a middle ground between theism and atheism, you should answer this question to know where you belong. The question is not if you know if there's a god rather it's: Do you believe in any god?


If your answer is NO, you're an atheist. Very simple.

It is good to see how you work hard to help your fellow low level Atheist, Martinez19 to quickly get to the primary level of Atheism.

His answer will be No, then he has been converted to Atheism. You stopped there when you should have also told him of the cost of Atheism. And that he must save enough money so he can meet the FAILED modern Prophet of Atheism Richard Dawkins.
You have also failed to tell him that many countries will be afraid of him.

Why are so many countries afraid of Atheists ?

Atheists living in 13 countries risk being condemned to death, just for their beliefs (or non-belief) according to a new, comprehensive report from the International Humanist and Ethical Union out on Tuesday. All 13 countries identified by the study are Muslim majority.

The known countries that impose these penalties are Afghanistan, Iran, Malaysia, Maldives, Mauritania, Nigeria, Pakistan, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Somalia, Sudan, United Arab Emirates and Yemen. With the exception of Pakistan, those countries all allow for capital punishment against apostasy, i.e., the renunciation of a particular religion. Pakistan, meanwhile, imposes the death penalty for blasphemy, which can obviously include disbelief in God.

The crippling high cost of entering Atheism's INNER CIRCLE :

You should have told Martinez19 of the huge financial cost of become a true follower of Atheism or remain on the dreaded outskirts as a pretender to the inner circle. Starting with 27,000Niara a month joining fee.

The Richard Dawkins website offers followers like Martinez19 the chance to join the ‘Reason Circle’, which, like Dante’s Hell, is arranged in concentric circles. For 27,000Niara a month, you get discounts on his merchandise, and the chance to meet ‘Richard Dawkins Foundation for Reason and Science personalities’.

Obviously that’s not enough to see the Atheist prophet himself. For that you pay 66,000Niara a month for the chance to attend an event where he will speak.

When you compare this to the going rate for other charismatic preachers, it is on the extremely high side. The Pentecostal evangelist Morris Cerullo, for example, charges only $30 a month to become a member of ‘God’s Victorious Army’, which is bringing ‘healing and deliverance to the world’. And from Cerullo you get free DVDs, not just discounts.

Membership at the SCOAN church is FREE. Access to the Inner Circle of Healing is FREE. Access to scholarships are FREE and many more.

After the Martinez19 passes through the successively more expensive ‘Darwin Circle’ and then the ‘Evolution Circle’, he attains the innermost circle, where for 31.4million Niara a year or more he gets to have a private breakfast or lunch with the failed Prophet of Modern Atheism, Richard Dawkins, and a reserved table at an invitation-only circle event with ‘Richard’ as well as ‘all the benefits listed above’, so he still gets a discount on his Richard Dawkins T-shirt saying ‘Religion — together we can find a cure.’

The Atheism website of prophet Dawkins suggests that donations of up to 157million Niara a year will be accepted for the privilege of eating with the Atheist Prophet once a year: at this level of contribution you become a member of something called ‘The Magic of Reality Circle’.

You never told Martinez19 because you are not a recognized Atheist. You are outside the coveted Inner Circle of Atheism.

KingEbukasBlog:
Lmao !!! Are you denying the over 200 million deaths caused by atheists in just 100 years ? Or are just completely ignorant?

According to atheists , there is no good or evil . I've seen many atheists praise the communist governments for the killing of religious people.

Since you claim there is no good or evil , why are you complaining ?

It becomes a bit easier to visualize what the King is saying when we quickly have a peep into the blatant greed of Modern Atheism's failed prophet Richard Dawkins.

Atheism's Richard Dawkins charges his followers up to $500,000 for the privilege of eating a meal with him ONCE PER YEAR.

The Richard Dawkins website offers followers the chance to join the ‘Reason Circle’, which, like Dante’s Hell, is arranged in concentric circles For $85 a month, Which equals 27,000Naira.

ON the next level up, You get discounts on his merchandise, and the chance to meet ‘Richard Dawkins Foundation for Reason and Science personalities’. Obviously that’s not enough to meet the Richard Dawkins himself. For that you pay $210 a month - that is 65,000Niara
— or $5,000 a year — that is 1.6million Niara for the chance to attend an event where he will speak.

When you compare this to the going rate for other charismatic preachers, it is extremely on the high side. The Pentecostal evangelist Morris Cerullo, for example, charges only $30 a month - that is 9,000Niara to become a member of ‘God’s Victorious Army’, which is bringing ‘healing and deliverance to the world’. And from Cerullo you get free DVDs, not just discounts.

In shocking contrast, SCOAN membership is free. A meal with TB Joshua is free. Entrance into the inner circle of miraculous healing is free.

But the 27,000Naira a month just touches the hem of rationality. After the neophyte passes through the successively more expensive ‘Darwin Circle’ and then the ‘Evolution Circle’, he attains the innermost circle,
where for 31.4million Niara a year or more he gets to have a private breakfast or lunch with Richard Dawkins, and a reserved table at an invitation-only circle event with ‘Richard’ as well as ‘all the benefits listed above’, so he still gets a discount on his Richard Dawkins T-shirt saying ‘Religion — together we can find a cure.’

The website suggests that donations of up to 157million Niara a year will be accepted for the privilege of eating with him once a year: at this level of contribution you become a member of something called ‘The Magic of Reality Circle’.

With this kind of thinking, murder is easy !!

raphieMontella:
Charles Darwin.? Militant atheism?
Lol...
How do you expect me to take sciencewatch's thread seriously? Lol...
Also, I guess you didn't website of the thread


Your input on universities is totally irrelevant and has no business with the issue...not surprised tho...


I'm not sure you properly know what Militant atheism is sef...do you? .

I see you have mentioned me Sir, would it be in order for me to humbly include something that Dr. Hans Zimmermann MD PhD said ?

He stated that, "Atheists who are very strident about their atheism are heavily prone to mental illness."

After a 22 yr long Medical Science study, the findings have been released to enlighten Atheists.
“There were 17,809 people in the study. It was a very large model as far as psychological experiments go.” Doctors said, "This came as quite a shock to us as we studied patient after patient."

"Atheism that is professed as a way of life by some individuals — a manifesto of sorts — was found to be a common component inherent to many people suffering from other forms of severe mental illness,” said Dr. Hans Zimmermann MD PhD

KingEbukasBlog:
Lmao !!! Are you denying the over 200 million deaths caused by atheists in just 100 years ? Or are just completely ignorant?

According to atheists , there is no good or evil . I've seen many atheists praise the communist governments for the killing of religious people.

Since you claim there is no good or evil , why are you complaining ?

The facts that the King is kindly sharing here motivated me to add info that will certainly STOP young unwary readers from being BAGGED by Atheists.

Psychiatrists have revealed in a documentary that since the beginning of the fake Psychiatric science, they have never healed one single patient. All their cruel methods failed, now they simply drug every patient.

This is shocking !! They have never healed one single Psychiatric patient.

They have never healed one single Psychiatric patient.

It is telling, when one considers that every Psychiatrist is an Atheist.

By exposing the dangers of Atheism we can help heal our nations.

KingEbukasBlog:
Lmao !!! Are you denying the over 200 million deaths caused by atheists in just 100 years ? Or are just completely ignorant?

According to atheists , there is no good or evil . I've seen many atheists praise the communist governments for the killing of religious people.

Since you claim there is no good or evil , why are you complaining ?

About the same study : It also found much more widespread fear of atheists around the world.

"The results show that the overwhelming majority of countries refuse to respect the rights of atheists and freethinkers," the study explains, noting that laws in some countries prevent atheists from marrying, attending public school, participating as a citizen, holding public office, or just existing at all. The authors, citing a Gallup study, estimate that about 13 percent of the world's population is atheist, while 23 percent identify as simply "not religious."

Here we see the reason why Atheists fearfully invent new titles for Atheism, such as Agnostic, Humanist and many more.

KingEbukasBlog:
Lmao !!! Are you denying the over 200 million deaths caused by atheists in just 100 years ? Or are just completely ignorant?

According to atheists , there is no good or evil . I've seen many atheists praise the communist governments for the killing of religious people.

Since you claim there is no good or evil , why are you complaining ?

The King is correct !! There should be no argument about this.

Why are many countries afraid of Atheists ?

Atheists living in 13 countries risk being condemned to death, just for their beliefs (or non-belief) according to a new, comprehensive report from the International Humanist and Ethical Union out on Tuesday. All 13 countries identified by the study are Muslim majority.

The countries that impose these penalties are Afghanistan, Iran, Malaysia, Maldives, Mauritania, Nigeria, Pakistan, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Somalia, Sudan, United Arab Emirates and Yemen. With the exception of Pakistan, those countries all allow for capital punishment against apostasy, i.e., the renunciation of a particular religion. Pakistan, meanwhile, imposes the death penalty for blasphemy, which can obviously include disbelief in God.

JackBizzle:
oh the lies. that 200 million figure is exaggerated
lies lies lies.

The King is not lying. Why are other countries becoming afraid of Atheists ?

In Egypt, Dar al-Ifta, a government wing that issues religious edicts, released a survey in December claiming Egypt was home to exactly 866 atheists — a number deemed "a dangerous development." Days later, a Cairo coffeehouse described as an atheists' cafe was closed, media reported.

Since 2011, at least 27 of the more than 40 Atheist defendants tried on charges of defamation have been convicted in court, according to the Egyptian Initiative for Personal Rights.

Source: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2015/02/01/egypt-atheists/22038645/

Evidence from several disciplines indicates that what you actually believe is not a decision you make for yourself. Your fundamental beliefs are decided by much deeper levels of consciousness, and some may well be more or less set in stone.

This line of thought has led to some scientists claiming that “atheism is psychologically impossible because of the way humans think,” says Graham Lawton, an avowed atheist himself, writing in the New Scientist. “They point to studies showing, for example, that even people who claim to be committed atheists tacitly hold religious beliefs, such as the existence of an immortal soul.”

If a loved one dies, even many anti-religious people usually feel a need for a farewell ritual, complete with readings from old books and intoned declarations that are not unlike prayers. In war situations, commanders frequently comment that atheist soldiers pray far more than they think they do.

Similarly, Charles Darwin, in a meeting with a campaigner for atheism in September 1881, distanced himself from the views of his Atheists guests, finding them too “aggressive”. In the latter years of his life, he offered his premises for the use of the local church minister and changed his family schedule to enable his children to attend services.

JackBizzle:
If one is observant, he will find that many Christian apologists run away from defending their God but instead, they argue for a deistic God.

Christian apologists like kingebukasblog, Craig Williams and Turek all seen to be Christians at heart but deist when they meet atheists.

Isn't this some kind of silent admittance that a christian God is just not logical, especially when it comes to philosophical debates?

The OP will make the failed prophet of Atheism, Richard Dawkins get a heart attack when he see this crude topic.

The failed prophet of modern Atheism, failed because his frantic followers failed to learn some basics from him which are;

1) There are three mental faculties a human can use in a debate, the lowest one is LOGIC.
2) Attack God as one God. Dont seperate Him into Christian God, Muslim God, Buddist God, etc etc We will fail.

The OP has clearly ignored his masters commands when he stated that, "Isn't this some kind of silent admittance that a christian God is just not logical, especially when it comes to philosophical debates?

The OP has accelerated the downfall of Atheism by foolishly insisting that this Great God satisfy his lowest mental faculty.

spacetacular:
Transgender pregnancy? What the hell is going on here? Where and when did I indicate interest in transgender pregnancy and who is Pastor Bronchitis?

Humble Apologies to you. I repeat here that the post was meant for Ranchoddas.

JackBizzle:
Dear spacetacular, as you can see, your new BFF is a mad man

View the incredible insights below of great men and women of superior intelligence into the insanity of Lackbizzle and Atheism ?

Always remember Atheists worship their god called science. But now medical science has published their findings of a 22 yr old study of ATHEISM and found ATHEISM TO BE A MENTAL DISEASE.

9) I can see how it might be possible for a man to look down upon the earth and be an atheist, but I cannot conceive how he could look up into the heavens and say there is no God.--Abraham Lincoln

10) A creature revolting against a creator is revolting against the source of his own powers--including even his power to revolt...It is like the scent of a flower trying to destroy the flower. --C.S. Lewis

11) To sustain the belief that there is no God, atheism has to demonstrate infinite knowledge, which is tantamount to saying, "I have infinite knowledge that there is no being in existence with infinite knowledge" --Ravi Zacharias

12) A god who let us prove his existence would be an idol. --Deitrich Bonhoeffer

13) If we were to judge nature by common sense or likelihood, we wouldn't believe the world existed. --Annie Dillard

14) If God were small enough to be understood by Atheists, He would not be big enough to be worshiped. --Evelyn Underhill

15)The turning point in our lives is when we stop seeking the God we want and start seeking the God who is. --- Patrick Morley

16) I want atheism to be true but am made uneasy by the fact that some of the most intelligent and well-informed people I know are religious believers. It isn't just that I don't believe in God and, naturally, I hope that I'm right in my belief. It's that I hope there is no God! I don't want there to be a God; I don't want the universe to be like that. --Thomas Nagel

17) We may seek God by our intellect, but we only can find him with our heart. –Cotvos

Oduduwaboy:
Share the link that conclusively proves that Atheism is a mental illness. What level of absurdity shall we not see in Africa?�

Here are the links you requested. All the best !!

http://atheismexposed.tripod.com/atheists_mentally_ill.htm

http://www.bethinking.org/atheism/dawkins-delusions-faith-and-evidence

http://www.news24.com/MyNews24/Atheism-is-a-mental-illness-20120413

http://thedamienzone.com/2012/08/17/atheism-as-a-mental-disorder-or-illness-new-studies-say-yes/

I will like to conclude by posting quotes of these great intellectuals referring to hateful and desperate atheists.

1) Atheists express their rage against God although in their view He does not exist. --C. S. Lewis

2) Nobody talks so constantly about God as those who insist that there is no God. -- Heywood Broun

3) In some awful, strange, paradoxical way, atheists tend to take religion more seriously than the practitioners. --Jonathon Miller

4) It amazes me to find an intelligent person who fights against something which he does not at all believe exists. --Mohandas Gandhi

5) Atheism is a crutch for those who cannot bear the reality of God. -- Tom Stoppard

6) If atheism spread, it would become a religion as intolerable as the ancient ones. --Gustave le Bon

7) An atheist may be simply one whose faith and love are concentrated on the impersonal aspects of God. --Simone Weil

A disbelief in God does not result in a belief in nothing; disbelief in God usually results in a belief in anything.—unknown

9) I can see how it might be possible for a man to look down upon the earth and be an atheist, but I cannot conceive how he could look up into the heavens and say there is no God.--Abraham Lincoln

10) A creature revolting against a creator is revolting against the source of his own powers--including even his power to revolt...It is like the scent of a flower trying to destroy the flower. --C.S. Lewis

11) To sustain the belief that there is no God, atheism has to demonstrate infinite knowledge, which is tantamount to saying, "I have infinite knowledge that there is no being in existence with infinite knowledge" --Ravi Zacharias

12) A god who let us prove his existence would be an idol. --Deitrich Bonhoeffer

13) If we were to judge nature by common sense or likelihood, we wouldn't believe the world existed. --Annie Dillard

14) If God were small enough to be understood, He would not be big enough to be worshiped. --Evelyn Underhill

15)The turning point in our lives is when we stop seeking the God we want and start seeking the God who is. --- Patrick Morley

16) I want atheism to be true but am made uneasy by the fact that some of the most intelligent and well-informed people I know are religious believers. It isn't just that I don't believe in God and, naturally, I hope that I'm right in my belief. It's that I hope there is no God! I don't want there to be a God; I don't want the universe to be like that. --Thomas Nagel

17) We may seek God by our intellect, but we only can find him with our heart. –Cotvos

hoMegas:
May his "god" help him have daughters. He will serve as the defense council to their rapists if they ever get raped

Lol, You really have an amazing sense of humour. Seriously, I would never have been able to create this example of what pastor Bronchitis Oarolye's future could be like because of his belief that RAPE VICTIMS ARE TO BLAME.

Let examine your genius:

1) His god helps him to have daughters. They get raped.

2) Pastor Bronchitis Oaroloye quickly gets a fake law degree so he can serve as DEFENSE COUNCIL

3) He tells the female judge that he is the rape victims father, but he is defending the RAPISTS.

This pastors insanity is consistent, no doubts about that !!

spacetacular:
Okay for a minute there you had me confused. I was beginning to wonder if everyone wasn't going crazy. Thanks for the explanation.

No Problem ! Things do go crazy when the Lower class Atheist show up.

Hond is an Atheist, but he use to label the crazy ones accurately as, "Coward Atheists." The rest he labeled, "BRAVE ATHEISTS."

The COWARD ATHEIST can not resist spewing destructive hatred, especially from the safety of their internet connections.

The BRAVE ATHEIST is focused on respectfully seeking the highest truth, when they find it the abandon Atheism.

Medical science has released their SHOCKING FINDINGS of a 10 year study of Atheists. the evidence proves that Atheism is a mental disease.
Correction : The findings are based on a 22 yr study which makes it even more scientifically compelling.

spacetacular:
Transgender pregnancy? What the hell is going on here? Where and when did I indicate interest in transgender pregnancy and who is Pastor Bronchitis?

My post was not directed at Spacetacular, but at ranchhod

spacetacular:
Hi I am a bit confused here. You are defending my authenticity. Is there anyone doubting anything and why?

I don't get it.

My mistake !! This post was not meant for you, but for Ranchhoddas.

I notice Ranchhoddas keen interest in Transgender pregnancy. Pastor Bronchitis Oaroloye can surely help your kinky interests. THE END.

Ranchhoddas:
Why do your posts sound so familiar?

With every comment of yours I read, I get the feeling that you are just a reincarnation of an old poster on this forum. It is my belief also that you know who that poster is.

I put it to you are not who you say you are.

We have examined Spacetacular's moniker and found it to be AUTHENTIC.

You feed off imaginary CONTRADICTIONS that give Atheism a very bad image.

Ranchhoddas:
Please shut up.

Petra1 gave you great free advice about insulting a omg, but you are certainly a slow learner.
Petra1 may have realized by now that you have chosen pastor Bronchitis Oaroloye as your SPIRITUAL guide.

LIKE ATTRACTS LIKE !#

All the best

Ranchhoddas:
Wetin concern me for this matter bros?

I have had my fill of that guy's teachings. In as much as I find a lot of his comments ridiculous and outlandish, I must admit I learnt a thing or two from him, which is more than I can say for your robotic worship of a known conman (sorry, couldn't resist).

I'll take him over your prophet any day.



Oaroloye, you once claimed that the Williams sisters along with Michelle Obama were transgender. You attempted to buttress your claims by stating that there were no pictures of Michelle Obama's pregnancy.

How do these theories of yours still hold in light of Serena's pregnancy?

Now that you advertise your delight in having your fill of the RAPIST doctrines of Pastor Bronchitis Oaroloye, I wish you many kudos.

No problem Ranchhoddas, I understand your desire to insult a man that humbly helps humanity. It is telling that the DECENT person that you can't resist insulting has millions of global live TESTIMONIES to the awesome good flowing like a mighty river through the holy SCOAN CHURCH.

I WILL DEFEND ANY PERSON AGAINST COWARDS, ESPECIALLY IF THAT PERSON IS WORKING FOR THE UPLIFTMENT OF HUMANITY. !!

Like attracts like !!
You have found your match in pastor Bronchitis olutande Oaroloye.
All the best !!

Ranchhoddas:
Wetin concern me for this matter bros?

I have had my fill of that guy's teachings. In as much as I find a lot of his comments ridiculous and outlandish, I must admit I learnt a thing or two from him, which is more than I can say for your robotic worship of a known conman (sorry, couldn't resist).

I'll take him over your prophet any day.



Oaroloye, you once claimed that the Williams sisters along with Michelle Obama were transgender. You attempted to buttress your claims by stating that there were no pictures of Michelle Obama's pregnancy.

How do these theories of yours still hold in light of Serena's pregnancy?

Now that you advertise your delight in having your fill of the RAPIST doctrines of Pastor Bronchitis Oaroloye, I wish you many kudos.

No problem Ranchhoddas, I understand your desire to insult a man that humbly helps humanity. It is telling that the DECENT person that you can't resist insulting has millions of global live TESTIMONIES to the awesome good flowing like a mighty river through the holy SCOAN CHURCH.

Like attracts like !!
You have found your match in pastor Bronchitis Yolutande Oaroloye.
All the best !!

Did pastor Bronchitis Oaroloye really say that ?
Did he really say that "Going to heaven is nothing because even the DEVIL can go to heaven."

WHY am I surprised when this pastor also preach everywhere that RAPE IS NOT A SIN.

WHY am I surprised when this pastor also preach everywhere that RAPE VICTIMS ARE TO BLAME FOR THEIR OWN RAPE.

WHY am I surprised when this pastor also preach everywhere that when BABIES AND YOUNG GIRLS ARE RAPED they are to blame because they have SINNED.

WHY am I surprised when this pastor is mixing HOLY SCRIPTURE with Satanically inspired doctrines of hallucinogenic drug induced FICTIONAL HOAXES such as NAGUALISM and FICTIONAL CELESTINE PROPHECY and CRIMINAL SCIENTOLOGY.

There are mountains of EVIDENCE that quickly damn this FAKE PASTOR Bronchitis Oaroloye.
hoMegas correctly suggested that this PASTORS teaching belong in the JOKE SECTION of NAIRALAND.

Do anyone have any Bronchitis Oaroloye JOKES to share ??

My six year old neighbour just made this JOKE up;

Pastor Bronchitis Oaroloye appears in court accused of RAPE. In his defense, he says to the female judge, "RAPE VICTIMS ARE TO BLAME FOR THEIR OWN RAPE."

The judge is shocked and responds, "Really."
Pastor BO to the judge, "I have used the Bible and other doctrines to prove that RAPE IS NOT A SIN."

This six year old kid says the JOKE ends like this;

Pastor Bronchitis Oaroloye was sent to a MENTAL Institution for observation.

Lol ! Driving over a red robot kind of laughter. Hi Ha haaaaaaaa.
Jaw aching laughter hic hic ha ha haaaaaaa !

Post your JOKES to help this pastor.

analice107:
Out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaks.

He didn't know he has exposed himself as Balaam.

So he is now a white witch? why is he quoting all the scriptures for?

Sorry for the late reply, I was busy chasing down DEMONS.

I was hoping you would come back and tell us what your investigations into pastor Bronchitis Oaroloye has revealed to educate and protect the youth on Nairaland.

Come teach how to fight internet DEMONS !

SpeedndAccuracy:
The simplicity of the gospel (the good news..new creation) is difficult for the human mind to comprehend

I sense from your reply to this demonically possessed pastor that you are DECENT and patient when dealing with a cruel conman.I have yet to learn that. Conmen make my skin crawl.

The SIMPLICITY of your reply highlights all the serious problems this pastor is facing.

SIMPLICITY IS THE HALLMARK OF GENIUS.
Jesus Christ is a genius.

In contrast FAKE PASTOR Bronchitis Oaroloye's teachings are insanely complicated, arrogant and littered with loads of high sounding FICTIONAL crap.

He claims that he has attained the awesome TALENT of Total Recall by practicing hallucinogenic drug induced FICTIONAL NAGUALISM and FICTIONAL CELESTINE PROPHECY.

The evidence proves that he is a liar.

He is very FORGETFUL that's why we see all the serious CONTRADICTIONS. I would have overlooked many of them if he did not brag so much about His extraordinary FAKE achievement of TOTAL RECALL.

Janeyinspires:
He's a copy and paste joker.

You have also wisely seen through pastor Bronchitis Oaroloye's Satanic disguise.

Yes, he is using hundreds of out of context scriptures to deceive his prey and then savagely BAG them for His master Satan.

Readers be warned !! This pastor is preaching from FICTIONAL HOAXES as if it is reality.

Janeyinspires:
I am,ScienceWatch.The spirit has already moved.Just like Paul,He will turn to embrace Grace.

Everything is centered on grace.

I admire your eternal optimism Janeyinspires.

Will the demonic possessed pastor Bronchitis Oaroloye draw from your angelic optimism ?

I have also been following your teachings for a long, long, long time just like Ranchhoddas but I assume that you will also claim that you have never heard of me. This is very disappointing because then you have falsely claimed that you have achieved the highly converted TALENT called Total Recall. You are very FORGETFUL Bronchitis Oaroloye !!

Because I found this evidence that you are deceiving the DECENT public, I investigated all your doctrines and found it's foundational bases to be a HOAX. Your teachings flow from the illusions produced from hallucinogenic drug induced FICTIONAL HOAXES such as NAGUALISM and FICTIONAL CELESTINE PROPHECY?

May the love of the true GOD be with you as you answer the questions below.
ABOUT DREAMING ;
1) Tell us pastor Bronchitis Oaroloye, have you been DREAMING when you preached that RAPE IS NOT A SIN ?

2) Was it God or JESUS Christ that told you in your dream that RAPE VICTIMS ARE TO BLAME FOR THEIR OWN RAPE ?

3) Did God reveal to you that BABIES AND YOUNG GIRLS ARE TO BLAME FOR THEIR OWN RAPE BECAUSE THEY SINNED ?

4) Did your dreams reveal to you that soon you will be relegated to the JOKES SECTION of NAIRALAND as the GENIUS hoMegas so powerfully suggested.

5) Did your dreams inspire you to defend the demonic pastor Timothy that is in prison for RAPING 30 very young girls from his own congregation. He also sold many into soul destroying PROSTITUTION.

You defensively say that this pastor was setup. WHAT UTTER RUBBISH !!!

You defensively say that these girls are trained to destroy good pastors like pastor Timothy.

We are waiting for your defensive response.

I was about to asked you for DEVINE HEALING for my cat, but I WISELY went to examine the SATANIC source of your teachings and also to see if I can't find scientifically verifiable EVIDENCE of your healing from personal public TESTIMONIES.

I found nothing but EVIDENCE pointing to your FICTIONAL REALISM doctrines of NAGUALISM and FICTIONAL CELESTINE PROPHECY.
Sorry, I love my cat too much.

Hi Bronchitis Oaroloye, to answer your question
"WHERE ARE ALL OUR SCIENTISTS TO DENOUNCE THE LIES."

You can relax now ! I am here.

Firstly, let me be kind to the readers and DENOUNCE your cruel LIES that you are aggressively spreading everywhere.

Bronchitis Oaroloye's cruel LIES :

1) RAPE IS NOT A SIN !
He received this Satanic revelation while practicing hallucinogenic drug induced doctrines of NAGUALISM and FICTIONAL CELESTINE PROPHECY

2) THE VICTIMS OF RAPE ARE TO BLAME !
He received this Satanic revelation while in a drug induced trance to reach SECOND ATTENTION which by the way, is a much sought after fantasy state of mind sold by a criminal organization called SCIENTOLOGY.

SECOND ATTENTION 1: it is the Shape-Shifting ability to get 15 imaginary sexual orgasms in one minute. Saving the ardent practitioner much time.

SECOND ATTENTION 2: The ardent practitioner can Shape-Shift his Anus into functional Vargina in under 2 seconds.

This mad pastor Bronchitis Oaroloye's LIES have been effectively classified as COMEDY/JOKES and shoved over to the JOKES SECTION of NAIRALAND.

oaroloye:
Well, you cannot say that nobody tried to warn you all!

Intensive studies have revealed that the OP receives his information from hallucinogenic drug induced doctrines of NAGUALISM and FICTIONAL CELESTINE PROPHECY.

Have a look at his latest revelations ;

1) RAPE IS NOT A SIN !!

2) RAPE VICTIMS ARE TO BLAME FOR THEIR OWN RAPE !!

3) BABIES AND YOUNG GIRLS ARE TO BLAME IF THEY ARE RAPED BECAUSE THEY HAVE SINNED !!

4) NAGUALISM GIVES ITS FOLLOWERS MORE POWER THAN ISLAM OR CHRISTIANITY. WITH NAGUALISM YOU CAN CHANGE INTO ANY ANIMAL YOU CHOOSE.

Janeyinspires:
Op,keep looking.You'll find grace.Not even the length of your post can stop grace.

Very insightful !! I hope Janeyinspires won't mind if I repeat that warning to pastor Bronchitis Oaroloye.

NOT EVEN THE LENGTH OF YOUR POST CAN STOP THE GRACE !!! - by Janeyinspires

OR BETTER STILL, IN THE JOKE SECTION !!
- by hoMegas

OP, YOU HAVE MISCONCEPTIONS ABOUT THE BIBLE !! - by Tdayof

Satan has come DISGUISED AS A PASTOR THEN AS A SHAPE-SHIFTING DOG. He is chanting through a mega-phone/loudspeaker, RAPE IS NOT A SIN. THEREFORE THE VICTIMS OF RAPE ARE TO BLAME. BABIES AND YOUNG GIRLS HAVE THEMSELVES TO BLAME IF THEY ARE RAPED.

Pastor Bronchitis Oaroloye recharges the batteries and take a few hallucinogenic drugs before he continues; I CAN PROVE ALL THIS FROM MY EXTENSIVE TRAINING IN FICTIONAL NAGUALISM AND CELESTINE PROPHECY.